LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE.

讓我們向JON BATISTE問好。

JON, I'M DIGGING THAT SUIT HARD.

喬恩，我在努力挖掘那件衣服。

WHAT IS THAT PATTERN?

那是什麼圖案？

>> Jon: THIS IS A DESIGN BY MY FRIEND KIRBY.

>> 喬恩，這是我的朋友基爾比設計的。這是我朋友KIRBY設計的。

HE MADE AND AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THE INSPIRATION IS,

他做的，我真的不知道什麼是靈感。

BUT I'M DIGGING IT, TOO.

但我也在挖掘它。

AMAZING.

驚人的。

>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT A REPRESENTATIONAL PATTERN.

>> 這不是一個代表性的模式。

THAT'S AN ABSTRACT?

這是一個摘要？

>> Jon: YES, YOU SEE...

>> 喬恩：是的，你看...

GOT A NICE LITTLE-- THAT HAS A COLOR PALETTE TO IT, TOO.

得到了一個漂亮的小... ... 這有一個顏色的帕奈特它，太。

GOT A NICE FEEL.

得到了一個很好的感覺。

>> Stephen: I THINK IT LOOKS BETTER ON YOU THAN IT WOULD ON

>> 史蒂芬：我覺得你穿上它比穿上它更好。

ME.

我。

I DON'T THINK I HAVE THE STYLE TO SUSTAIN IT.

我不認為我有風格來維持它。

>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS.

>> 喬恩。哦，我的天啊。

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WHAT MIGHT LOOK GOOD ON, ARSENIO

>> 斯蒂芬：你知道誰的衣服會好看嗎，阿森尼奧？

HALL?

哈爾？

YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER HIS SHOW.

你還沒老到能記住他的節目。

YOU WERE NOT ALIVE WHEN HIS SHOW CAME ON, RIGHT?

他開播的時候你還沒出生，對吧？

>> Jon: I REMEMBER HIS SHOW.

>> 喬恩，我記得他的節目。我記得他的節目。

I REMEMBER SEEING IT-- I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS RERUNS OR NOT,

我記得看到它 - 我不知道它是重播或沒有。

BUT I REMEMBER HIS SHOW IN MY HOUSEHOLD.

但我記得他在我家裡的表演。

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW THIS, YOU KNOW THIS, THIS IS AN AMERICAN

>> 史蒂芬：你知道的，你知道的，這是一個美國人。

STANDARD.

標準：

>> Jon: YES, YES,.

>> 喬恩。是的，是的，。

THERE WERE A LOT OF GREAT MOMENTS ON THAT SHOW.

那場秀上有很多精彩的時刻。

THE MOMENT MIKE TYSON AND MOHAMMED ALI WERE ON THERE

邁克-泰森和穆罕默德-阿里在那裡的時刻。

TOGETHER.

在一起。

I REMEMBER SEEING THAT, AND THERE WERE SOME OTHER MOMENTS

我記得看到了，還有一些其他的時刻。

WHERE THERE WOULD BE SO MANY TITANS TO SHOW UP TO GREET

哪裡會有那麼多的泰坦來迎接？

ANOTHER TITANS AND WOULD BE SURPRISED.

ANOTHER TITANS AND WOULD BE SURPRISED。

HE WOULD ALWAYS HAVE SOMEBODY COMING OUT THE BACK.

他總是會有人從後面出來。

I REMEMBER THAT.

我記住了。

I LOVED THAT.

我喜歡這個。

>> Stephen: JON, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO PLAY FOR US

>> 喬恩，你有什麼想為我們演奏的嗎？

TONIGHT?

今晚？

>> Jon: OH, MY GOODNESS, LET'S GET A VIBE OF...

>> 喬恩，我的天，讓我們感受一下..:哦，我的天，讓我們來感受一下... ...

♪ ♪ >> Stephen: THAT'S QUITE

#>> 這是相當的

SOOTHING.

安撫。

THANK YOU, JON.

謝謝你，喬恩。

JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

JON BATISTE，每個人。

AS I HOPE YOU KNOW, FEBRUARY IS BLACK HISTORY MONTH. AND EVEN

我希望你們知道，二月是黑色歷史月。甚至

THOUGH IT ONLY LASTS 28 DAYS, IT'S AN IMPORTANT TIME TO

雖然只有28天的時間，但這是一個重要的時間，可以讓你的生活更美好。

REFLECT ON AND CELEBRATE BLACK CONTRIBUTIONS TO AMERICAN

回顧和慶祝黑人對美國的貢獻。

HISTORY.

歷史：

FOR INSTANCE, DID YOU KNOW THAT BLACK PEOPLE GAVE US BLACK

你知道黑人給了我們黑人嗎？

HISTORY MONTH?

歷史月？

IT'S TRUE.

這是真的。

AND HERE WITH HIS THOUGHTS ON THAT MONTH, PLEASE WELCOME MY

這裡有他對那個月的感想，請歡迎我的。

FRIEND, MR. TIM MEADOWS.

朋友，TIM MEADOWS先生。

>> GOOD TO SEE YOU, STEPHEN.

>> 很高興見到你，史蒂芬。

>> Stephen: IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU, TIM.

>> Stephen: 見到你總是很高興，TIM。

SO, FEBRUARY IS BLACK HISTORY MONTH AND--

所以，二月是黑人歷史月，而且... ...

>> NOPE, NO.

>> 沒有，沒有。

WE'RE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE.

我們不做了。

>> Stephen: I'M SORRY.

>> 對不起。

WE'RE NOT DOING WHAT?

我們不做什麼？

>> BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS: FEBRUARY IS NOT

>> 黑人多年來一直在說：2月不是...。

A FULL MONTH.

整整一個月。

IT'S 28 DAYS.

這是28天。

IS 11 INCHES A FOOT?

11英寸是一英尺嗎？

ARE KEVIN AND NICK ALL OF THE JONAS BROTHERS?

KEVIN和NICK都是JONAS兄弟嗎？

>> Stephen: NO, THERE'S JOE.

>> 不，那是喬。

>> EXACTLY!

>> 完全正確！

AND BLACK HISTORY HAS GOTTEN THE SHORT END OF THE CALENDAR FOR

黑人歷史在日曆上有了短暫的結束。

TOO LONG.

太長了。

SO I, TIM MEADOWS, AM CALLING FOR THE EXPANSION OF BLACK

所以，我，TIM MEADOWS，呼籲擴大黑人的範圍。

HISTORY MONTH TO GIVE IT THE TIME THAT IT DESERVES.

歷史月，給它應有的時間。

>> Stephen: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

>> 史蒂芬：這是個好主意。

HOW WOULD THAT WORK?

那該怎麼做呢？

>> WE STILL GET FEBRUARY, THE "RUNT" MONTH.

>> 我們仍然得到二月，"跑 "月。

BUT I AM DECLARING THAT THIS YEAR, BLACK HISTORY MONTH

但我宣佈，今年的黑色歷史月，

OFFICIALLY BEGAN ON JANUARY 20, WHEN KAMALA HARRIS BECAME THE

正式開始於1月20日，卡馬拉-哈里斯成為了 "中國"。

HISTORIC FIRST-- SECOND BLACK PERSON IN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH.

歷史上第一個... ...行政部門第二位黑人。

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> 史蒂芬：好的。

SO BACK-DATING IT TO MAKE IT TO MAKE A FULL MONTH.

所以回溯日期，讓它做滿一個月。

THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

這聽起來很不錯。

WRONG,■ WRONG.

錯了，■錯了。

WE'RE ALSO TAKING MARCH AND APRIL.

我們也要在三月和四月。

>> Stephen: UMMMM?

>> 史蒂芬：UMMMMM？

>> YOU LIKE APRIL FOOL'S DAY, DON'T YOU, STEPHEN?

>> 你喜歡愚人節，是嗎，史蒂芬？

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I SEE!

( 笑 ) >> 史蒂芬：我知道了!

IS THIS A JOKE?

這是在開玩笑嗎？

>> DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?

>> 我看起來像在笑嗎？

APRIL FOOLS IS CANCELLED.

愚人節取消。

AMERICAN HISTORY HAS BEEN A SERIES OF PRANKS ON BLACK

美國曆史是一連串關於黑人的長矛。

PEOPLE.

人。

SLAVERY?

奴役？

JIM CROW?

吉姆-克勞？

RED-LINING?

紅線？

HILARIOUS!

荒唐！

YOU GOT US!

你得到了我們！

IS ASHTON KUTCHER GOING TO JUMP OUT FROM A BUSH, OR SOMETHING?

阿什頓-庫徹是要從巴士上跳出來，還是什麼？

>> Stephen: I DON'T THINK ASHTON IS INVOLVED IN ANY OF THAT.

>> 史蒂芬：我不認為阿什頓參與了這些。

>> YEAH, YOU BETTER NOT BE, ASHTON!

>> 是的，你最好不要，阿什頓！

ANYWAY, AFTER APRIL, WE WILL ALSO BE TAKING MAY, AS WELL AS

總之，在4月之後，我們也將採取5月，以及。

THE WHOLE SUMMER, WHICH WE'RE COMBINING INTO A GIANT 93-DAY

整個夏天，我們要把它合併成一個巨大的93天。

MONTH CALLED "WAKANDATOBER.

月稱為 "WAKANDATOBER"。

>> Stephen: OH, ALL RIGHT, SURE.

>> 史蒂芬：哦，好的，當然。

>> DON'T, DON'T, STEPHEN.

>> 不要，不要，史蒂芬。

>> Stephen: SO, IS THERE STILL GOING TO BE A FOURTH OF JULY?

>> 史蒂芬：那麼，7月4日還會有嗎？

>> YOU MEAN THE 34th OF WAKANDATOBER?

>> 你是說瓦坎達託伯的第34號？

>> Stephen: RIGHT.

>> Stephen:右邊。

SO BLACK HISTORY MONTH ENDS ON LABOR DAY?

所以黑色歷史月在勞動節結束？

>> NO!

>> 不！

AND THIS IS GOING TO BE A TOUGH ONE FOR YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES,

這對你和你的兄弟們來說，將是一個艱難的時刻。

BUT WE'RE ALSO TAKING AUTUMN.

但我們也採取秋季。

>> Stephen: WELL, I THOUGHT WE WERE BUDDIES.

>> 好吧，我以為我們是朋友。

BUT, OKAY, YOU GET THE FALL.

但是，好吧，你得到的秋天。

>> THAT'S RIGHT, WE GET ALL YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES.

>> 沒錯，我們得到了所有你的南瓜香料拿鐵。

>> Stephen: I DON'T REALLY THINK PUMPKIN SPICE IS A STRICTLY

>> 史蒂芬: 我不認為PUMPKIN SPICE是一個嚴格的

WHITE THING?

白色的東西？

>> YEAH, WELL, NOT ANYMORE!

>> 是的，好吧，不再是了！

AND LET'S TALK THANKSGIVING.

讓我們來談談感恩節。

YOU KNOW THAT PART WHERE EVERYONE GOES AROUND THE DINNER

你知道大家圍在一起吃飯的那部分嗎？

TABLE AND THEY ALL SAY WHAT THEY'RE THANKFUL FOR?

表和他們都說什麼 他們是感恩的？

WELL, THIS YEAR, IT BETTER BE A BLACK PERSON.

好了，今年，它最好是一個黑人。

AND NO REPEATS.

沒有重複。

YOU DON'T GET IT SEE THREE OBAMAS OR FIVE BEYONCES.

你沒有得到它看到三個奧巴馬或五個BEYONCES。

SOMEBODY BETTER LEARN WHO FREDERICK DOUGLASS WAS, OR

有人最好知道誰是弗雷德裡克-道格拉斯，或

NOBODY GETS TURKEY.

沒有人得到土耳其。

>> Stephen: WELL, I'M THANKFUL FOR YOU, TIM.

>> 斯蒂芬：好吧，我很感謝你，TIM。

>> SAVE IT FOR NOVEMBER, STEPHEN!

>> 留到11月吧，Stephen!

AND SINCE WE'RE ALMOST THERE, BLACK HISTORY MONTH IS

既然我們快到了，黑人歷史月就到了。

ALSO TAKING DECEMBER.

還採取12月。

>> Stephen: SO... THE WHOLE HOLIDAY SEASON?

>> 史蒂芬：所以......整個假期的季節？

>> YES, SIR, YOU BET.

>> 是的，先生，你賭了。

AND NO "HAPPY HOLIDAYS."

也沒有 "節日快樂"。

THAT'S A WAR ON BLACK CHRISTMAS!

那是對黑人聖誕的戰爭！

OKAY, WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE TRADITIONAL GREETING: "MERRY

好吧，我們必須回到傳統的問候方式。"MERRY

BLACK CHRISTMAS, MY BROTHER."

黑色聖誕，我的兄弟。"

>> Stephen: WELL, I LOOK FOWARD TO WISHING YOU A MERRY

>> 斯蒂芬: 好吧，我期待著祝你快樂。

BLACK CHRISTMAS, MY BROTHER.

黑色聖誕，我的兄弟。

JIERNGHTS WHOA, WHOA.

JIERNGHTS WHOA，WHOA。

WE GET TO SAY IT, STEPHEN.

我們得說出來，斯蒂芬。

NOT YOU.

不是你。

WE, US.

我們，我們。

YOU CAN SAY, "GOSH, I LOVE YOUR KHAKIS" OR, "HAVE YOU SEEN

你可以說，"天哪，我愛你的卡奇斯"，或者，"你見過嗎？

'THE CROWN'?" OR WHATEVER YOU GUYS USUALLY

'皇冠'？"或者是你們通常所說的任何東西

SAY.

說：

>> Stephen: WELL, I USUALLY SAY, "MERRY CHRISTMAS."

>> 斯蒂芬：好吧，我通常說，"聖誕快樂"。

>> YOU MEAN BLACK CHRISTMAS?

>> 你是說黑色的聖誕節？

>> Stephen: YES, I DO.

>> 史蒂芬：是的，我願意。

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

>> Stephen: AND HOW DOES ONE EXACTLY CELEBRATE BLACK

>> 斯蒂芬: 如何才能準確地慶祝黑人？

CHRISTMAS?

CHRISTMAS?

>> WELL, IT'S EXACTLY LIKE REGULAR CHRISTMAS, STEPHEN,

>> 就像平常的聖誕節，史蒂芬。

EXCEPT IT WILL BE LEGAL FOR BLACK PEOPLE TO CLIMB DOWN ANY

除了黑人可以合法地從任何地方爬下來。

CHIMNEY THEY WANT TO.

煙囪他們想。

AND WHEN WE GET IN YOUR LIVING ROOM, YOU HAVE TO GIVE US

當我們進入你的客廳，你必須給我們。

COOKIES AND MILK.

餅乾和牛奶：

>> Stephen: SO WHEN ARE YOU PROPOSING BLACK HISTORY MONTH

>> 史蒂芬：那麼你什麼時候提出黑人歷史月的建議？

ENDS?

ENDS？

>> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.

>> 這是一個很好的問題。

IT ENDS WHENEVER YOU THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH TO HONOR THE

只要你認為你做得足夠好，就可以結束了。

CONTRIBUTIONS OF BLACK AMERICANS.

美國黑人的貢獻。

>> Stephen: WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, TIM, I DON'T THINK

>> 斯蒂芬：好吧，當你把它的方式，TIM，我不認為。

WE CAN EVER DO ENOUGH.

我們能做的已經夠多了。

>> WOW, I WAS GOING TO SAY NEW YEAR'S EVE, BUT IF YOU INSIST,

>> 哇，我本來想說新年前夕，但如果你堅持，

WE'LL JUST TAKE THE WHOLE YEAR.

我們將只是採取整個一年。

>> Stephen: OKAY.

>> 史蒂芬：好的。

SO IT NEVER ENDS?

所以它永遠不會結束？

>> NO, NO, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE IT NEVER ENDS.

>> 不，不，它只是看起來像它永遠不會結束。

PROGRESS TAKES TIME, STEPHEN.

進步需要時間，斯蒂芬。

WHITE PEOPLE JUST NEED TO BE PATIENT.

白人只需要耐心。

JUST GO SLOW, AND WAIT FOR YOUR PIECE OF THE PIE.

慢慢來，等著吃你的餡餅吧。

BUT IT WON'T BE PUMPKIN!

但它不會是PUMPKIN！

THOSE SPICES ARE OURS!

這些香料是我們的！

>> Stephen: TIM MEADOWS, EVERYBODY.

>> 史蒂芬：蒂姆-米道斯，每個人。

THANK YOU, TIM HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH-- I MEAN YEAR.

謝謝你，TIM黑色歷史月，我是說今年。

YOU KNOW I MEANT YEAR.

你知道我說的是年。

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ARCENOHALL.

>> 我們很快就會回到ARCENOHALL。