Name: 誰應該給魯迪送去他的10億美元訴訟？ (Who Shoulda Served Rudy His $1B Lawsuit?)
Uploaded: 2021-02-24T19:06:14.000Z
Duration: 11 min 55 s

THIS IS YOU BACK IN THE STUDIO, DAY TWO, HOW ARE YOU FEELING IT?

這是你回到工作室的第二天，你感覺如何？

>> IT'S HARD FOR ME WHEN I ■DON' GET IT.

>> 當我不懂的時候，我很難受。

I'M WALKING AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD YELLING AT CROWS,

我在我的鄰居家走來走去，對著烏鴉大喊大叫。

I SEE, EARLIER TODAY, YOU HAVE THE TRUMP BUTTON DONE UP AND

我看到了，今天早些時候，你已經把特朗普的按鈕打好了，然後... ...

BECAUSE YOU BANT THE AUDIENCE AT HOME TO THINK YOU'RE A REGULAR

因為你想讓家裡的觀眾認為你是一個普通人。

>> I WANT THEM TO KNOW I'M A GOOD TIME PARTY GUY.

>> 我想讓他們知道我是一個好的時間聚會的傢伙。

INVITE ME TO BARBECUE, HAVE ME TO YOUR SWIMMING POOL, WHATEVER.

邀請我去BARBECUE，讓我去你的游泳池，什麼的。

>> James: DO IT UP, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MAN.

>> 詹姆斯。做起來，完全不同的人。

IF IT HAS BUTTONS, GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.

如果它有按鈕，就一直往上走。

>> James: WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN FULL BUTTON UP GUYS, EYE.

>> 詹姆斯。我們一直是全按鈕的傢伙，眼睛。

>> I PERCEIVE IT AS A BRITISH THING AND I KIND OF CHICKENED

>> 我認為這是一個英國的東西，我有點雞肋。

>> James: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU STARTED -- BECAUSE EARLIER

>> 詹姆斯。是的，因為你開始 -- 因為早些時候

TODAY, YOU WERE FULLY UP, AND THE SHOW STARTED AND YOU WERE,

今天，你滿載而歸，演出開始了，你也是。

LIKE, I'VE GOT TO POP THIS OPEN OR PEOPLE IN PORTLAND ARE GOING

就像，我必須打開這個門，否則波特蘭的人們就會。

TO BE LIKE, LOOK AT ME, HE'S LOST ALL THIS WEIGHT, WHO DOES

要想，看著我，他失去了所有這些重量，誰做的。

>> 詹姆斯。難以置信，難以置信。

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: UNBELIEVABLE!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James:難以置信！

>> 詹姆斯。這是瘋狂的，夥計。

我從二月份開始就沒做過站立了。

I USED TO BE -- I'M STILL LIKE A FAT GUY BUT I USED TO BE A FAT

我曾經是 - 我仍然喜歡一個胖子，但我曾經是一個胖子。

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO LAUGH ABOUT OR TALK ABOUT?

>> James: WHAT ABOUT THESE CHEEKBONES, HUH?

>> ANYBODY ELSE HAVE TO PUT THEIR HAND IN A CANDLE EVERY

>> 任何人都必須把他們的手在蠟燭每一個

>> 詹姆斯。太不可思議了，夥計。

>> James: I THINK ON MY CALCULATIONS OF WEIGHT LOSS,

WHEN'S OUR NEXT LITTLE BREAK, IN A MONTH, RIGHT.

我們的下一個小假期是什麼時候，在一個月內，右。

>> James: MY INTENTION IS TO DO A SHOW BEFORE MARCH

>> 詹姆斯。我的意圖是在三月前做一個節目。

[ APPLAUSE ] >> James: THAT'S MY INTENTION.

[掌聲] >> 詹姆斯：這是我的意圖。

>> James: MY SKIN IS NOT GOING TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

>> 詹姆斯。我的皮膚不知道發生了什麼事。

MY FLESH IS GOING TO BE, LIKE, WHAT IS THIS FABRIC?

我的肉體會是，像，什麼是這塊布？

PRESIDENT BIDEN HAD HIS FIRST SUMMIT WITH A HEAD OF STATE

比登主席首次與國家元首舉行首腦會議

TODAY, A VIRTUAL MEETING WITH CANADA'S PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN

今天，與加拿大總理JUSTIN的真實會面。

THE TWO LEADERS DISCUSSED THE MOST PRESSING ISSUES FACING

兩位領導人討論了他們所面臨的最緊迫的問題。

CANADA, LIKE COVID-19, CLIMATE CHANGE, AND HOW LONG DRAKE IS

加拿大，像COVID-19，氣候變化，以及DRAKE有多長。

( LAUGHTER ) YOU JUST KNOW THEY SPENT THE

你就知道他們把時間花在了這上面

ENTIRE TIME TRASH-TALKING TRUMP AND THEN WERE LIKE, "YEAH, UH

整個時間TRASH-TALKING特朗普，然後就像，"是啊，UH

( LAUGHTER ) PRESIDENT BIDEN'S FIRST MEETING

WITH A HEAD OF STATE WAS VIRTUAL, WHICH EXPLAINS WHY HE

與國家元首是虛擬的，這解釋了為什麼他。

SPENT THE DAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE DRESSED LIKE THIS:

在白宮穿了一天的衣服，像這樣。

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: AND DID YOU GUYS SEE

YESTERDAY, THE UNITED STATES ARRESTED THE WIFE OF THE DRUG

今天，美國逮捕了毒品販子的妻子。

KINGPIN  EL CHAPO ON -- GET THIS DRUG CHARGES.

KINGPIN EL CHAPO ON -- 得到這個毒品指控。

SHE'S BEEN USING THE MOST DANGEROUS DRUG OF ALL: TRUE

她一直在使用最危險的藥物。真正的

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