字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 你感覺如何? THIS IS YOU BACK IN THE STUDIO, DAY TWO, HOW ARE YOU FEELING IT? 這是你回到工作室的第二天,你感覺如何? YOU ROCKING IT? 你在搖滾嗎? >> I FEEL GREAT. >> 我感覺很好。 TURNS OUT, I REALLY NEED ATTENTION. 原來,我真的需要注意。 ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: YES! (笑) >> 詹姆斯:是的! YES! 是! YES! 是! >> IT'S HARD FOR ME WHEN I ■DON' GET IT. >> 當我不懂的時候,我很難受。 I'M WALKING AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD YELLING AT CROWS, 我在我的鄰居家走來走去,對著烏鴉大喊大叫。 THE WHITE HOUSE? 白宮? MORE LIKE THE LOONY BIN! 更多的是像LOONY BIN! >> James: NOTHING. >> 詹姆斯。什麼都沒有。 THEY'RE STILL BIRDS. 他們仍然是鳥。 >> James: ZERO, YEAH. >> 詹姆斯。零,YEAH。 I SEE, EARLIER TODAY, YOU HAVE THE TRUMP BUTTON DONE UP AND 我看到了,今天早些時候,你已經把特朗普的按鈕打好了,然後... ... YOU'VE POPPED IT. 你已經彈出了它。 IS THAT FOR THE SHOW? 那是為了表演嗎? BECAUSE YOU BANT THE AUDIENCE AT HOME TO THINK YOU'RE A REGULAR 因為你想讓家裡的觀眾認為你是一個普通人。 GUY. GUY: >> I WANT THEM TO KNOW I'M A GOOD TIME PARTY GUY. >> 我想讓他們知道我是一個好的時間聚會的傢伙。 INVITE ME TO BARBECUE, HAVE ME TO YOUR SWIMMING POOL, WHATEVER. 邀請我去BARBECUE,讓我去你的游泳池,什麼的。 >> James: DO IT UP, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MAN. >> 詹姆斯。做起來,完全不同的人。 LOOK. 看。 >> Reggie: OH! >> 雷吉:哦! I LIKE IT. 我喜歡它。 >> James: AM I RIGHT. >> 詹姆斯。我是對的。 >> Reggie: I ALWAYS GO FULL BUTTON UP. >> 雷吉:我總是滿鍵前進。 IF IT HAS BUTTONS, GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP. 如果它有按鈕,就一直往上走。 >> James: WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN FULL BUTTON UP GUYS, EYE. >> 詹姆斯。我們一直是全按鈕的傢伙,眼睛。 >> I PERCEIVE IT AS A BRITISH THING AND I KIND OF CHICKENED >> 我認為這是一個英國的東西,我有點雞肋。 OUT. 出。 >> James: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU STARTED -- BECAUSE EARLIER >> 詹姆斯。是的,因為你開始 -- 因為早些時候 TODAY, YOU WERE FULLY UP, AND THE SHOW STARTED AND YOU WERE, 今天,你滿載而歸,演出開始了,你也是。 LIKE, I'VE GOT TO POP THIS OPEN OR PEOPLE IN PORTLAND ARE GOING 就像,我必須打開這個門,否則波特蘭的人們就會。 TO BE LIKE, LOOK AT ME, HE'S LOST ALL THIS WEIGHT, WHO DOES 要想,看著我,他失去了所有這些重量,誰做的。 HE THINK HE IS NOW. 他認為他現在。 >> LOOK HOW HIGH MY PANTS ARE. >> 看看我的褲子有多高。 >> Reggie: WHOA! >> 雷吉:哇! >> James: INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE. >> 詹姆斯。難以置信,難以置信。 >> YOANLTS WHO I AM ANYMORE. >> YOANLTS我是誰了。 >> James: IT'S TRUE. >> 詹姆斯。是真的。 YOU'RE A DIFFERENT GUY. 你是一個不同的傢伙。 HOW MUCH WEIGHT HAVE YOU LOST NOW? 你現在減了多少體重? >> I'VE LOST, LIKE, 120 POUNDS. >> 我已經失去了,像,120磅。 >> James: YES! >> 詹姆斯。是的! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: UNBELIEVABLE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James:難以置信! SINCE MAY! 從5月開始! >> James: THAT'S INSANE, DUDE. >> 詹姆斯。這是瘋狂的,夥計。 I HAVEN'T DONE STANDUP SINCE FEBRUARY. 我從二月份開始就沒做過站立了。 I USED TO BE -- I'M STILL LIKE A FAT GUY BUT I USED TO BE A FAT 我曾經是 - 我仍然喜歡一個胖子,但我曾經是一個胖子。 GUY ON STAGE. GUY ON STAGE: MY ACT IS GONE. 我的表演已經結束了。 I HAVE NO IDEA. 我不知道。 >> James: YOU'RE RIGHT. >> 詹姆斯。你是對的。 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO LAUGH ABOUT OR TALK ABOUT? 你要笑什麼或談什麼? >> I HAVE NO IDEA. >> 我不知道。 I'M GOING TO BE LIKE... 我要像... ... >> James: WHAT ABOUT THESE CHEEKBONES, HUH? >> James:這些芝士骨呢,嗯? JUST SAYING BECAUSE THE CHEEKBONES. 只是說,因為cheeKBONES。 >> ANYBODY ELSE HAVE TO PUT THEIR HAND IN A CANDLE EVERY >> 任何人都必須把他們的手在蠟燭每一個 TIME THEY WATCH BAKEOFF? 他們看BAKEOFF的時間? >> Reggie: OH, NICE! >> 雷吉:哦,不錯! >> James: YEAH, THAT WORKS. >> 詹姆斯。是的,這工作。 120 POUNDS. 120磅 >> Reggie: DAMN, MAN. >> 該死的,夥計。 >> James: THAT'S INCREDIBLE, DUDE. >> 詹姆斯。太不可思議了,夥計。 YOU KNOW WHERE I AM. 你知道我在哪裡。 >> Reggie: WHERE. >> 在哪裡? >> James: I THINK ON MY CALCULATIONS OF WEIGHT LOSS, >> James:我想在我的計算 減肥。 WHEN'S OUR NEXT LITTLE BREAK, IN A MONTH, RIGHT. 我們的下一個小假期是什麼時候,在一個月內,右。 >> MARCH 26. >> 3月26日, >> James: MY INTENTION IS TO DO A SHOW BEFORE MARCH >> 詹姆斯。我的意圖是在三月前做一個節目。 MARCH 26th NOT WEARING SPANKS. 3月26日不穿運動鞋。 >> Reggie: OH! >> 雷吉:哦! [ APPLAUSE ] >> James: THAT'S MY INTENTION. [掌聲] >> 詹姆斯:這是我的意圖。 >> Reggie: THAT'S HUGE. >> 巨大的。 I GET IT. 我得到它。 >> James: MY SKIN IS NOT GOING TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. >> 詹姆斯。我的皮膚不知道發生了什麼事。 MY FLESH IS GOING TO BE, LIKE, WHAT IS THIS FABRIC? 我的肉體會是,像,什麼是這塊布? I'M FREE TO MOVE! 我可以自由行動了! LET'S JUMP INTO THE HEADLINES. 讓我們跳進頭條新聞。 PRESIDENT BIDEN HAD HIS FIRST SUMMIT WITH A HEAD OF STATE 比登主席首次與國家元首舉行首腦會議 TODAY, A VIRTUAL MEETING WITH CANADA'S PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN 今天,與加拿大總理JUSTIN的真實會面。 TRUDEAU. TRUDEAU: THE TWO LEADERS DISCUSSED THE MOST PRESSING ISSUES FACING 兩位領導人討論了他們所面臨的最緊迫的問題。 CANADA, LIKE COVID-19, CLIMATE CHANGE, AND HOW LONG DRAKE IS 加拿大,像COVID-19,氣候變化,以及DRAKE有多長。 GOING TO KEEP THAT HEART IN HIS HAIR. 要把那顆心留在他的頭髮上。 ( LAUGHTER ) YOU JUST KNOW THEY SPENT THE 你就知道他們把時間花在了這上面 ENTIRE TIME TRASH-TALKING TRUMP AND THEN WERE LIKE, "YEAH, UH 整個時間TRASH-TALKING特朗普,然後就像,"是啊,UH WE TALKED ABOUT COVID AND STUFF." 我們談的是COVID和其他東西。" ( LAUGHTER ) PRESIDENT BIDEN'S FIRST MEETING ( 笑 ) 主席比登的首次會議 WITH A HEAD OF STATE WAS VIRTUAL, WHICH EXPLAINS WHY HE 與國家元首是虛擬的,這解釋了為什麼他。 SPENT THE DAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE DRESSED LIKE THIS: 在白宮穿了一天的衣服,像這樣。 ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: AND DID YOU GUYS SEE (笑) >> 詹姆斯:你們看到了 THIS? 這個? YESTERDAY, THE UNITED STATES ARRESTED THE WIFE OF THE DRUG 今天,美國逮捕了毒品販子的妻子。 KINGPIN EL CHAPO ON -- GET THIS DRUG CHARGES. KINGPIN EL CHAPO ON -- 得到這個毒品指控。 SHE'S BEEN USING THE MOST DANGEROUS DRUG OF ALL: TRUE 她一直在使用最危險的藥物。真正的 LOVE. 愛。 I'M ALWAYS SURPRISED WHEN DRUG KINGPINS ARE MARRIED. 當毒品KINGPINS結婚的時候,我總是很驚訝。 LIKE, NO, THEY WON'T FOLLOW MOST LAWS, BUT THEY WILL FILE A 就像,不,他們不會遵循大多數法律,但他們會提出一個。 MARRIAGE LICENSE DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE. 結婚證在教堂裡被扣下了。 ( LAUGHTER ) LOOK AT THESE TWO. (笑)看看這兩個。 THEY RAN A BUSINESS TOGETHER, SHE'S TRYING TO BREAK HIM OUT 他們一起經營生意,她卻想拆散他。 OF PRISON. 監獄裡的。 IS THIS ME OR IS THIS JUST BIGTIME RELATIONSHIP GOALS? 這是我還是這只是大時代的關係目標? JARED, WOULD YOU BUST YOUR WIFE OUT OF JAIL? 賈瑞德,你會把你的妻子從監獄裡弄出來嗎? >> I WOULD WAIT A COUPLE OF DAYS. >> 我想等幾天。 CLEAR OUT SOME SNACKS IN THE FRIDGE AND MAKE MY WAY DOWN TO 清理出冰箱裡的一些小吃,讓我的方式,以達到 THE JAIL. 獄中。 >> James: YEAH, I THINK THAT'S RIGHT. >> 詹姆斯。是的,我想這是正確的。 REG, WOULD YOU BUST A LOVED ONE OUT OF JAIL? 瑞格,你會把夫妻從監獄裡救出來嗎? >> Reggie: YEAH. >> 雷吉:YEAH。 I MEAN THE EASIEST WAY IS TO BEFRIEND A TRANSDIMENSIONLE 我的意思是,最簡單的方法是交朋友的transformensIONLE。 BEING SO THEY CAN SURPASS ALL THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND MAKE 這樣他們就可以超越所有的物理學規律,並使 THEM APPEAR NEXT TO YOU. 他們出現在你身邊。 ( LAUGHTER ) ( PAUSE ) (笑) (暫停) ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: DOES EVERYBODY (笑) >> 詹姆斯:難道每個人都 REMEMBER HOW THE DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS IS SUING 記得多明尼加投票系統是如何起訴的嗎? RUDY GIULIANI FOR $1.3 BILLION? RUDY GIULIANI為13億美元? WELL, AFTER PUBLICLY DECLARING HE WAS READY FOR THE LEGAL 好吧,在公開宣佈他已經準備好了合法的。 FIGHT, IT TURNS OUT GIULIANI SPENT A WEEK DODGING PROCESS 戰鬥,結果發現GIULIANI花了一週時間躲避程序。 SERVERS WHO WERE TRYING TO HAND HIM THE LAWSUIT. 試圖給他打官司的服務人員。 THEY HAD TO CATCH GIULIANI AND SERVE HIM. 他們必須抓到吉利安尼併為他服務。 THIS SHOULD 100% BE TELEVISED. 這100%是電視直播。 THIS SHOULD BE A CHALLENGE ON "THE AMAZING RACE." 這應該是一個挑戰 "神奇的賽車"。 WHAT A FALL FROM GRACE GIULIANI HAS HAD. 格蕾絲-朱利亞尼的墮落是多麼的可怕。 HE WENT FROM BEING THE PRESIDENT'S PERSONAL LAWYER TO 他從總統的私人律師變成了... LIVING OUT THE PLOT OF A BUGS BUNNY CARTOON. 活出蟲子兔卡通的情節。 YOU KNOW WHO SHOULD BE SERVING RUDY GIULIANI THESE PAPERS? 你知道是誰在為魯迪-吉利安尼提供這些文件嗎? SASHA BARON COHEN. 薩沙-巴倫-科恩: WOULDN'T IT BE GOOD IF BORAT SERVED THE PAPERS? 如果BORAT為報紙服務不是很好嗎? JARED, GIVE US YOUR BORAT. 賈裡德,給我們你的BORAT。 >> YOU COULD GET LIFE... >> 你可以得到生活... ... >> James: YOU COULD GET LIFE... >> James:你可以得到生活... ... ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: JARED'S NOT IN THE (笑) >> 詹姆斯:賈裡德不在 STUDIO VERY MUCH. 工作室非常多。 HE'S JUST IN TODAY. 他是今天才來的。 WE'RE PLAYING A GAME LATER IN THE SHOW. 我們要在節目後期玩一個遊戲。 I LOVE THIS RELAXED -- >> Reggie: VERY RELAXED. 我喜歡這種放鬆的感覺 -->> 雷吉:非常放鬆。 >> James: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. >> 詹姆斯。我絕對愛它。 YOU'RE LIKE -- YOU LOOK LIKE A KIND OF J. CREW MODEL. 你就像... ... 你看起來像J. >> Reggie: VERY CONFIDENT. >> 雷吉:非常有信心。 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE LEFT MY HOUSE IN SIX MONTHS. 這是我6個月來第一次離開我的房子。 SO I'M JUST GOING TO KIND OF LEAN IN. 所以,我只是去有點傾斜。 >> James: CAN I GET YOU A DRINK. >> 詹姆斯。我能給你拿杯酒嗎。 >> I THINK I'M ALL RIGHT. >> 我想我是對的。 >> James: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS. >> 詹姆斯。我絕對愛這個。 >> HE LOOKS LIKE THE COOL ENGLISH TEACHER ON THE FIRST >> 他看起來像酷酷的英語教師在第一 NICE DAY OF THE YEAR WHO SAYS, LET'S HAVE GLASS OUTSIDE TODAY. 今年的好日子誰說的,讓我們今天在外面喝杯酒。 >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHO HE IS! >> 這正是他的身份! >> James: ASK PEOPLE TO CALL HIM JARED, NOT MR. MASKOWITZ. >> 詹姆斯。讓人們叫他賈裡德,而不是叫他馬斯克維茨先生。MASKOWITZ。 IF JARED WAS MY CHIRPS TEACHER, I WOULD BE REALLY WORRIED. 如果賈裡德是我的小鳥老師,我會非常擔心。 ( LAUGHTER ) >> YEAH, THAT'S NOD GOOD FOR (笑) >> 是的,這是一個點頭好 ANYONE. 任何人。 >> James: DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS? >> 詹姆斯。大家都看到了嗎? THIS IS INTERESTING. 這是有趣的。 ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, AMERICANS BELIEVE THEIR MID-30'S 根據一項新的調查,美國人認為他們30多歲的時候 ARE THE BEST YEARS OF THEIR LIFE, WITH THE PERFECT AGE 是他們一生中最好的年份,與完美的年齡。 BEING 36. BEING 36. I MEAN, I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I AGREE WITH THEM WHEN I TURN 36 我是說,等我36歲的時候,我會告訴你我是否同意他們的觀點。 I GUESS. 我猜。 MEANWHILE, HERE IN LOS ANGELES 36 IS THE PERFECT AGE TO PLAY 同時,在洛杉磯,36歲是玩的最佳年齡。 TIMOTHEE CHALAMET'S GRANDMOTHER. TIMOTHEE CHALAMET的外婆: WHAT AGE WAS YOUR BEST AGE, REG? 你最好的年齡是幾歲,REG? >> Reggie: GOSH, THAT'S TOUGH. >> 雷吉:天哪,真難受。 I WOULD PROBABLY SAY, LIKE, 30 -- YEAH, LIKE 35, 36, YEAH. 我可能會說,喜歡,30 - 是的,喜歡35,36,是的。 YEAH. 是的。 IT WAS GOOD. 它是好的。 >> James: YOU? >> 詹姆斯。你? I THINK NOW. 我想現在。 >> James: NOW, 28. >>詹姆斯。現在,28。 [ APPLAUSE ] HOW OLD ARE YOU, GUILLERMO? [掌聲]你多大了,GUILLERMO? >> 44. >> 44. >> James: RIGHT. >> 詹姆斯。右邊。 AND YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT NOW IS THE BEST AGE. 而你卻說現在是最好的年齡。 >> YEAH. >> 是的。 >> James: YEAH, I THINK I'M INTO IT. >> 詹姆斯。是的,我想我進入了它。 >> TOTALLY. >>完全是。 >> James: I'M INTO BEING 39. >> 詹姆斯。我已經39歲了。 ( LAUGHTER ) IF YOU HADN'T LAUGHED, THERE'S 如果你沒有笑過,有 NO REASON WHY THEY WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT. 沒有理由為什麼他們不相信。 ( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S A FUNNY STORY FROM RIGHT 這裡有一個有趣的故事,從右邊的 HERE IN CALIFORNIA. 這裡在加州。 A WOMAN RECEIVED HER NEW DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE MAIL, 一個女人收到了她的新駕照的郵件。 BUT THIS WAS THE PHOTOGRAPH THAT THE D.M.V. INCLUDED WITH HER 但這是D.M.V.和她一起附上的照片。 I.D.: THEY ACCIDENTALLY USED A PHOTO 身份證他們意外地使用了一張照片。 THEY TOOK OF HER BEFORE SHE REMOVED HER MASK. 他們在她摘下面具之前就把她帶走了。 THE WAY I SEE IT, I DON'T THINK THIS IS A BAD THING. 在我看來,我不認為這是一件壞事。 WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE WEARING MASKS IN 2022. 2022年我們都將戴上面具。 WE NEED TO START IDENTIFYING EACH OTHER BY OUR EYEBROWS. 我們需要開始通過我們的眉毛來識別對方。 CAN WE SEE THE PHOTOAGAIN? 我們能看到照片嗎? LOOK AT THAT. 看看這個。 LAUREN, IS THAT YOU? 勞倫,是你嗎? >> MY EYES ARE MUCH SADDER. >> 我的眼睛更悲傷了。 >> James: WHAT? >> 詹姆斯。什麼? MUCH SADDER. 更多的悲傷。 >> James: YOU'VE GOT SADDER EYES? >> 詹姆斯。你的眼睛更壞了? ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW, I THINK YOURS LOOK 我不知道,我覺得你的看起來... ... ALIVE BY COMPARISON. 活著的比較。 LOOK! 看! >> COMPARED TO A STILL PHOTO? >> 與靜態照片相比? >> James: COMPARED TO A STILL PHOTO-- >> 詹姆斯。與靜態照片相比 -- ( LAUGHTER ) AND WE WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT 我們想告訴你的是 THIS -- A GERMAN ROCK BAND HAS COME UP 這 -- 一個德國搖滾樂隊出現了。 WITH A SOLUTION TO MAKE THEIR CONCERTS COVID-SAFE. THEY'VE 有了解決方法,讓他們的問題變得安全。他們已經 CONVERTED A VAN INTO A CLUB WHERE THEY PLAY GIGS FOR ONE FAN 將一輛麵包車改裝成俱樂部,在那裡為一個歌迷演出。 AT A TIME. 在一次。 HAVE A LOOK. 請看一下。 ( SINGING ) ♪♪♪ (唱) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: WE'RE CALLING IT A ( 歡呼聲和掌聲 ) >> 詹姆斯:我們要收工了 CONCERT. 音樂會: THAT'S AN ABDUCTION. 這是一個驅逐。 WE'VE JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET KIDNAPPED. 我們剛剛看到有人被綁架。 OBVIOUSLY IT'S DIFFERENT FROM THE BAND'S USUAL GIGS. 很明顯,這和樂隊平時的演出不同。 NORMALLY THEY AND THEIR ONE AUDIENCE MEMBER ARE INSIDE A 通常他們和他們的一名聽眾成員都在一個房間裡。 ROCK CLUB. 搖滾俱樂部。 BUT THIS IS PERFECT FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO EXPERIENCE ALL THE 但這是非常適合那些想體驗所有的人。 WORST THINGS ABOUT GOING TO A CLUB WHILE ALSO GETTING COVID. 最糟糕的事情關於去俱樂部,同時也得到COVID。 GUILLERMO, I FEEL LIKE WHEN THAT FAN SIGNED UP, SHE 100% THOUGHT GUILLERMO,我覺得像當那個風扇簽署了,她100%認為, THAT VAN WOULD BE BIGGER. 那輛貨車會更大。 ( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, THERE'S A NEW (笑)最後,有一個新的。 ADDITION TO THE FAST FOOD CHICKEN SANDWICH WARS. 快餐雞肉三明治戰爭的補充。 TACO BELL JUST ANNOUNCED IT WILL BE COMING OUT WITH A CRISPY 塔可貝爾剛剛宣佈,它將會推出一款脆皮的產品。 CHICKEN SANDWICH TACO. 雞肉三明治塔可。 HERE IT IS HERE: IT'S MARINATED IN JALAPEÑO 在這裡,它在這裡。它被醃製在賈拉皮諾。 BUTTERMILK, FRIED WITH A CRISPY TORTILLA COATING, AND SERVED 奶油粉,油炸玉米餅塗層,然後上桌。 WITH CREAMY CHIPOTLE SAUCE. 搭配奶油醬汁。 NOT FOR ME. 不適合我。 I ONLY STICK TO THE HEALTHY STUFF ON THE TACO BELL MENU. 我只堅持健康的東西 在TACO BELL菜單。 ( LAUGHTER ) I LIKE HOW TACO BELL IS PATTING (笑)我喜歡TACO BELL如何拍打 ITSELF ON THE BACK FOR INVENTING A SANDWICH THAT EVERY DRUNK 因為發明了一款每個酒鬼都會吃的沙丁魚,所以我在背後給自己打氣。 COLLEGE KID HAS MADE AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING. 大學的孩子在凌晨兩點做了。 YEAH, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 是的,你得到了什麼? I GOT A CHICKEN FINGER AND A PITA BREAD. 我得到了一個雞手指和一個皮塔麵包。 YEAH, THAT WILL DO IT. 是的,這將做到這一點。 ( LAUGHTER ) ARE WE DONE WITH CHICKEN NOW? 我們現在吃完雞肉了嗎? >> Reggie: I HOPE SO. >> 雷吉:我希望如此。 >> James: I FEEL LIKE EVERY WEEK WE HAVE A NEW FRIED >> 詹姆斯。我覺得好像每一週我們都有一個新的朋友。 CHICKEN. 雞: CAN WE PUT A PIN INTO IT, ROB. 我們能不能在上面加個密碼,羅伯。 >> DOUBLE DOWN. >> 雙倍下降。 THERE'S NO NEED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE. 沒有必要做任何其他的事情。 >> James: THAT WAS PEAK CHICKEN. >> 詹姆斯。那是山雞。 IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM NOW. 從現在開始,一切都會好起來的。 DON'T YOU THINK? 你不覺得嗎? >> I WANT -- I WANT TO EAT THAT. >> 我想... 我想吃那個。 ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: CHEAP DATE. (笑) >> 詹姆斯:廉價的日期。 I'M NOT DOING TO SAY I'M NOT GOING TO TRY IT. 我不會說我不會去嘗試它。 >> James: ON A CHEAT DAY. >> 詹姆斯。在一個欺騙的日子。 ON A CHEAT DAY. 在一個作弊日。 OVER A GARBAGE CAN, ALONE. 在一個垃圾桶上,獨自一人。 >> James: IN A CAR WASH. >> 詹姆斯。在洗車場。 YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WILL FIND ME EATING THAT, IN A CAR WASH 你知道我在哪裡會吃那個嗎,在洗車房裡 CRYING. 哭。 >> Reggie: YEAH. >> 雷吉:YEAH。 THEY'LL SEND THEM TO US FOR FREE AND WE WILL BE ALL PIOUS 他們會免費寄給我們,我們會很高興的 WALKING BY THEM IN THE KITCHEN GOING, NO, THAT'S THE OLD ME. 從他們身邊走過,在廚房裡走, 不,這是老的我。 >> James: AND WE'LL MEET IN THE RESTROOMS AND EAT THEM LIKE >> 詹姆斯。我們會在洗手間見面,吃他們喜歡的。 WE'RE DOING HEROIN. 我們正在做英雄。 WHERE ARE YOU WITH THE FILET OF FISHES. 你帶著一排魚去哪了? >> THE COUPON'S EXPIRED. >> 優惠券失效了。 >> James: NO! >> 詹姆斯。不! WE'VE STILL GOT BUCKET HATS ON THEM THAT SAY FILET OF FISH 我們還戴著寫著 "魚群 "的帽子。 ON THEM. 在他們身上。 >> James: McDONALD'S SENT IAN 30 -- >> James:McDONALD'S SENT IAN 30 -- >> 30 FILET OF FISH COUPONS. >> 30張魚肉優惠券。 >> James: COUPONS FOR 30 FILET OF FISH AND TWO FILET OF FISH >> 詹姆斯。30條魚和2條魚的優惠券。 BUCKET HATS, AND THE COUPONS HAVE EXPIRED. 斗笠,和優惠券已經過期。 SO NOW ALL WE'VE GOT IS TWO FILET OF FISH BUCKET HATS. 所以現在我們得到的是兩套魚帽。 >> WHICH IS BETTER THAN WE WERE A YEAR AGO, BABY. >> 比一年前的我們要好,寶貝。
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