Name: 惱人的橙子--果汁#10：你會帶什麼去太空？ (Annoying Orange - The Juice #10: What Would You Bring to Space?!)
Uploaded: 2021-02-23T20:20:37.000Z
Duration: 4 min 32 s

- Hey there fruit-lovers. (audience applauding)

- 嘿，水果愛好者。（觀眾鼓掌）

I'm Orange, and this is The Juice, the fruitiest talk show

我是橙子，這裡是《果汁》，水果類脫口秀節目。

in the entire galaxy! (audience applauding)

(audience laughing) What do we got on tap, Pear?

- It's a question that's truly out of this world, Orange.

- 這個問題真的是匪夷所思啊，橘子君。

If you had to bring three things into space

如果你必須把三樣東西帶進太空

of space time before someone floated a question like that.

的空間時間，才有人提出這樣的問題。

Get ready for a tall glass of answers fruit-lovers

準備好迎接高腳杯的答案吧，水果愛好者們

- I know what I'd bring with me to outer space.

- 我知道我要帶什麼去外太空了

Which friends would you take the space, Marshie?

帥哥，你會佔用哪些朋友的空間？

- I um, oh, I'd put all my friends into three big bags.

- 我嗯，哦，我把我所有的朋友都裝進三個大袋子裡。

我還會把這些東西帶到太空中去。

Besides, if Marshmallow stuffed us into bags

而且，如果棉花糖把我們塞進袋子裡的話

there'd be nothing protecting us from the elements.

沒有任何東西可以保護我們不受傷害

- I really wish I hadn't come on today's show.

- 我真希望我沒有來參加今天的節目。

Let's stop teasing, Marshie and get real for a second.

別開玩笑了，Marshie，先說實話吧。

the three things I'm bringin' are food, water, and oxygen.

我帶的三樣東西是食物，水和氧氣。

- Well, I'm sorry you find my pragmatism boring.

- 我很抱歉你覺得我的實用主義很無聊。

I think I forgot to breathe for a little while.

- Don't worry Little Apple, maybe someday

- 別擔心，小蘋果，也許有一天會這樣的

you'll forget to breathe for a normal sized while.

你會忘記呼吸的正常大小的一段時間。

- If it's me going to space, I'm bringing Sudoku.

- 如果是我去太空，我會帶著數獨。

The logic-based combinatorial number placement puzzle?

I mean, it's bound to get boring in space, right?

我是說，在太空中一定會很無聊，對吧？

So I'd brings Sudoku to keep myself entertained.

- 我的意思是，這是一個非常糟糕的選擇。

but at least you have two other chances to make it right.

但至少你還有兩次機會讓它正確。

- What's the third item you'd bring, sis?

- 姐姐，你要帶的第三件東西是什麼？

- Well, a space suit might come in handy.

- 嗯，太空服可能會派上用場。

I had three things in mind, but I'm scrapping those ideas.

我本來有三件事，但我取消了這些想法。

(audience laughing) - Let me get this straight.

you're now just bringing one completely frivolous thing?

你現在只是把一個完全輕浮的東西？

Allow me to get things back on track, as usual (laughs).

請允許我像往常一樣，把事情回到正軌上來（笑）。

First thing I'd bring to space, a can of beans!

我帶去太空的第一件事，是一罐豆子！

- Well, that's a surprisingly good choice, Orange.

- 嗯，這是個出人意料的好選擇，橘子君。

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