I'm Orange, and this is The Juice, the fruitiest talk show

我是橙子，這裡是《果汁》，水果類脫口秀節目。

in the entire galaxy! (audience applauding)

在整個銀河系！（觀眾鼓掌）

(panel cheering)

（面板歡呼）

- Nice!

- 很好！

I dunno about you guys

我不知道你們

but I'm juiced for today's episode.

但我對今天的劇情很感興趣。

(audience laughing) What do we got on tap, Pear?

梨子，我們有什麼好東西？

- It's a question that's truly out of this world, Orange.

- 這個問題真的是匪夷所思啊，橘子君。

If you had to bring three things into space

如果你必須把三樣東西帶進太空

what would you bring?

你會帶什麼？

- I knew it was just a matter

- 我知道這只是一個問題

of space time before someone floated a question like that.

的空間時間，才有人提出這樣的問題。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

Get ready for a tall glass of answers fruit-lovers

準備好迎接高腳杯的答案吧，水果愛好者們

'cause I wanna know, what's the juice?

因為我想知道，什麼是果汁？

- I know what I'd bring with me to outer space.

- 我知道我要帶什麼去外太空了

My friends!

我的朋友們！

(panel sighs)

（面板嘆氣）

- Wait a minute, but the question said

- 等一下，但問題說

you could only bring three things?

你只能帶三樣東西？

- Oh, um.

- 哦，嗯。

- Sis is right.

- 姐姐是對的。

Which friends would you take the space, Marshie?

帥哥，你會佔用哪些朋友的空間？

And who would you leave behind?

那你會留下誰呢？

- You have to pick.

- 你必須選擇。

- I um, oh, I'd put all my friends into three big bags.

- 我嗯，哦，我把我所有的朋友都裝進三個大袋子裡。

And I'd bring those into space.

我還會把這些東西帶到太空中去。

- Nope, not buying it.

- 不，不買賬。

- Doesn't work that way, Marshie.

- 不是這樣的，Marshie。

Besides, if Marshmallow stuffed us into bags

而且，如果棉花糖把我們塞進袋子裡的話

there'd be nothing protecting us from the elements.

沒有任何東西可以保護我們不受傷害

We'd probably all just die!

我們可能都會死！

- Na, na, na, no, no, no!

- 不，不，不，不，不，不!

- Marshie is trying to kill us!

- 馬西想殺我們！

(vinyl record scratching)

（黑膠唱片刮擦）

I knew it!

我就知道！

- I really wish I hadn't come on today's show.

- 我真希望我沒有來參加今天的節目。

Yay!

呀！

- Okay, that's enough.

- 好了，夠了。

Let's stop teasing, Marshie and get real for a second.

別開玩笑了，Marshie，先說實話吧。

If I'm goin' to space,

如果我要去太空的話..,

the three things I'm bringin' are food, water, and oxygen.

我帶的三樣東西是食物，水和氧氣。

Simple as that.

就這麼簡單。

- [Panel] Boo!

- [小組]布！

- Why are you booing me?

- 你為什麼要噓我？

It's a good answer.

這是一個很好的答案。

- It's a boring answer.

- 這是一個無聊的答案。

- Boo! (Marshie laughs)

- Boo!(Marshie笑)

- Well, I'm sorry you find my pragmatism boring.

- 我很抱歉你覺得我的實用主義很無聊。

But I-- - Boo!

但是我...

- Seriously, that answer was so boring

- 說真的，這個答案太無聊了

I think I forgot to breathe for a little while.

我想我是忘了呼吸了一下。

- Don't worry Little Apple, maybe someday

- 別擔心，小蘋果，也許有一天會這樣的

you'll forget to breathe for a normal sized while.

你會忘記呼吸的正常大小的一段時間。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

(Little Apple screams)

(小蘋果的尖叫聲)

- If it's me going to space, I'm bringing Sudoku.

- 如果是我去太空，我會帶著數獨。

- Sudoku?

- 數獨？

The logic-based combinatorial number placement puzzle?

基於邏輯的組合數放置難題？

- You betcha!

- 你說對了！

I mean, it's bound to get boring in space, right?

我是說，在太空中一定會很無聊，對吧？

So I'd brings Sudoku to keep myself entertained.

所以我帶了數獨來娛樂自己。

- I mean, that's a pretty terrible pick,

- 我的意思是，這是一個非常糟糕的選擇。

but at least you have two other chances to make it right.

但至少你還有兩次機會讓它正確。

- Great point, Pear.

- 說得好，梨子。

Second thing I'd bring, a pen.

第二件事我要帶，筆。

You know, to play Sudoku with.

你知道，玩數獨。

- Smart! (audience laughing)

- 聰明！（觀眾笑）

- Is it?

- 是嗎？

- Maybe it should be a pencil.

- 也許它應該是一支鉛筆。

You know, in case you mess up.

你知道，萬一你搞砸了。

- No way, Little Apple.

- 沒辦法，小蘋果。

I live dangerously.

我活得很危險。

- Oh snap!

- 哦，天哪！

- What's the third item you'd bring, sis?

- 姐姐，你要帶的第三件東西是什麼？

- Well, a space suit might come in handy.

- 嗯，太空服可能會派上用場。

- Yah think?

- 亞認為？

- But honestly, I'd probably just bring

- 但老實說，我可能會只帶

a hard surface to play Sudoku on.

玩數獨的硬表面。

- Smart! (audience laughing)

- 聰明！（觀眾笑）

- No it isn't!

- 不，它不是！

- You know what?

- 你知道嗎？

I had three things in mind, but I'm scrapping those ideas.

我本來有三件事，但我取消了這些想法。

I'm bring Sudoku to space too!

我也要把數獨帶到太空去!

(audience laughing) - Let me get this straight.

讓我把話說清楚。

So instead of bringing three things

所以，不要帶三樣東西

to your journey through space,

為你的太空之旅添磚加瓦。

you're now just bringing one completely frivolous thing?

你現在只是把一個完全輕浮的東西？

- Hey, it's a short list

- 嘿，這是一個簡短的名單

but that's how he rolls (laughs).

但他就是這樣的（笑）。

- What's Sudoku?

- 什麼是數獨？

I wanna learn how to play.

我想學習如何玩。

Yay!

呀！

- What is happening?

- 發生什麼事了？

- Okay, okay everyone.

- 好吧，好吧，各位。

Allow me to get things back on track, as usual (laughs).

請允許我像往常一樣，把事情回到正軌上來（笑）。

First thing I'd bring to space, a can of beans!

我帶去太空的第一件事，是一罐豆子！

- Well, that's a surprisingly good choice, Orange.

- 嗯，這是個出人意料的好選擇，橘子君。

I agree, it's important to have food.

我同意，吃東西很重要。

- Oh, I'm not bringing it for food.

- 哦，我不是為了吃而來。

I'm bringing it for propulsion beans.

我帶著它去吃推進豆。

Beans really do a number on me.

豆子對我的影響真的很大。

So I know that with enough beans

所以我知道，只要有足夠的豆子

I'll be able to blast myself in any direction I please.

我就可以把自己往任何方向轟擊。

(Orange farting and laughing)

(橙子放屁笑)

(Pear grunting)

（梨子叫聲）

Item number two, of course, is soda.

第二項，當然是蘇打水。

I'd definitely bring soda to space.

我一定會把蘇打水帶到太空去。

- Let me guess.

- 讓我猜猜看

It's not because you'll get thirsty.

這不是因為你會口渴。

- Silly, Pear, it's 'cause I'll get going too fast

- 傻瓜，梨子，那是因為我走得太快了。

'cause of the beans.

"豆子的原因。

This way, I can burn myself to a stop.

這樣一來，我就可以把自己燒得停不下來了。

(Orange burping) See?

橘子打嗝）看到了嗎？

- This is insane!

- 這真是瘋了！

Although it exhibits a weirdly keen understanding

雖然它表現出一種奇怪的敏銳的理解。

of jet propulsion.

噴氣式推進器的。

- And finally I bring a stone chiseled plaque,

- 最後我還帶來了一塊石鑿的牌匾。

commemorating what happened here today.

紀念今天在這裡發生的事情。

Because we can never ever forget

因為我們永遠不會忘記

that Marshmallow tried to kill us all.

棉花糖試圖殺死我們所有人。

- I didn't mean to friends.

- 我不是說朋友。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

- Nah, we're just kidding, Marshie.

- 不，我們只是在開玩笑，Marshie。

- Oh, I love jokes!

- 哦，我喜歡開玩笑！

Yay!

呀！

- So what's the third thing you'd actually bring, Orange?

- 那麼，橙子，你到底會帶什麼第三件事呢？

- Definitely, Sudoku.

- 當然，數獨。

- Nah, come on!

- 不，來吧！

(upbeat folk music)

(國樂)