than the people who claim climate change isn't real

比那些宣稱氣候變化不是真的的人更有說服力。

are the people who think we can do anything about it.

是那些認為我們可以做些什麼的人。

- Wow.

- 哇哦

- The paper straw.

- 紙吸管。

Works terribly.

工作很糟糕。

Doesn't make a lick of difference but...

雖然沒有什麼區別，但是... ...

it makes people feel like they're doing their parts.

它讓人們覺得他們在做自己的部分。

- Mm.

- 嗯。

- Can anyone see where I'm going with this?

- 誰能明白我的意思？

- Uh, you wanna make money

- 呃，你想賺錢

by coming up with a product

通過推出產品

that doesn't really help the environment

不利於環保

but makes people feel morally superior for buying it?

卻讓人覺得買了它就有了道德優越感？

- Ding, ding, ding! Way to go, Jane.

- 叮 叮 叮!幹得好 Jane Way to go, Jane.

[chuckles] - Yes.

[笑]是的。

- [sips] Oh.

- [啜飲]哦。

This coffee is wretched and foul.

這種咖啡是可憐的，也是骯髒的。

- It sounds like the start of a limerick.

- 這聽起來像是一首打油詩的開頭。

- [scoffs]

- [嘲笑]

- This coffee is wretched and foul.

- 這種咖啡是可憐的，也是骯髒的。

The maker of this brew should...

這款酒的製造者應該... ...

- Throw in the towel.

- 扔進毛巾。

- [laughs] Nice.

- [笑]不錯。

- We should say this to Tammy.

- 我們應該對塔米說

Maybe she'll take the hint,

也許她會接受暗示。

and start making better coffee.

並開始製作更好的咖啡。

- I don't know.

- 我不知道。

Face to face confrontation feels a little aggressive.

面對面的對抗，感覺有點咄咄逼人。

I wish there was something in between

我希望有一些中間的東西

being passive and being aggressive.

被動的和積極的。

- Drinky, drinky.

- 喝吧，喝吧。

- I just don't know the term for it.

- 我只是不知道這個詞的意思。

- Since someone's done the paper straw,

- 既然有人做了紙吸管。

why don't we do a plastic straw?

我們為什麼不做一個塑膠吸管？

- I was just thinking that. Yeah.

- 我只是在想。是啊，我也是這麼想的

Great idea, Kev. - Mm.

好主意，Kev- 哼

- John, that doesn't make any sense.

- 約翰，這沒有任何意義。

Plastic straws are the problem. - Problem, yeah.

塑膠吸管是問題所在。- 問題，是的。

You know I was just thinking that?

你知道我剛才在想什麼嗎？

But piggybacking off Kev's idea...

但是，從Kev的想法捎帶著... ...

- Yeah. - About plastic straws.

- 關於塑膠吸管

What about--does--does wooden straws make sense?

那--木質吸管有意義嗎？

- People feel guilty about their cars and the environment.

- 人們對自己的汽車和環境感到內疚。

What if we did Lyft but with-- I don't know--horses?

如果我們做Lyft，但用... 我不知道... 馬來做呢？

- Horses. Yep.

- 馬。是的。

I was just thinking that.

我只是在想

Great idea, both of us.

好主意，我們倆都是。

Mostly me.

主要是我。

[door whines, blinds click]

[門呼嚕聲，百葉窗點擊]

[water bubbling]

[水泡]

[light music]

[輕音樂]

- Also, have you noticed

- 另外，你有沒有注意到

that Jake's been ending conversations

傑克一直在結束對話

by saying, "Peace" now?

現在說 "和平"？

- [laughs] - Where did that come from?

- [笑]這話從何而來？

- As long as it means he's leaving the room,

- 只要這意味著他要離開房間。

I'm fine with whatever he says.

他說什麼我都沒意見。

- You know, it's funny. I was just thinking that.

- 你知道，這很有趣。我只是在想。

- You know, that's hilarious.

- 你知道嗎，這太搞笑了。

Because I was just thinking

因為我剛才在想

that you were just thinking that.

你只是在想，

[both laughing]

[都笑了]

Oh!

哦！

I almost forgot to tell you.

我差點忘了告訴你。

I saw John drop

我看到約翰摔倒了

a comb

梳

out of his breast pocket yesterday.

昨天從他的胸前口袋裡掏出來的。

- What?

- 什麼？

Hair comb or honey comb?

毛梳還是蜜梳？

- A honey comb would've been less weird.

- 蜂蜜梳子就不會那麼奇怪了。

I tried giving it back to him,

我試著把它還給他。

and he vehemently denied that it was his.

而他堅決否認是他的。

- Oh, my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

We have to get to the bottom of this.

我們必須查清真相。

- If I get any leads,

- 如果我得到任何線索。

you will be the first to know.

你會是第一個知道的人。

[dish clinks]

[盤子叮噹]

[phones ringing distantly]

[電話鈴聲遙遠地響起]

[suspenseful music]

[懸念音樂]

- "The coffee here is wretched and foul.

- "這裡的咖啡很狼狽，很臭。

"The maker of the coffee should throw in the towel.

"咖啡的製造者應該扔掉毛巾。

"Let someone else make our brew

"讓別人給我們釀酒吧

"so we don't feel like we're going to spew

"所以，我們不覺得我們要噴

chunks"?

塊"？

- Pretty creative, huh?

- 很有創意吧？

- It's not gonna make the coffee better,

- 這不會讓咖啡變得更好。

but at least you're hurting someone's feelings.

但至少你在傷害別人的感情。

- Eh, that's a win too.

- 誒，這也是一種勝利。

Hi, Tammy. - Hey, Tammy.

嗨，塔米- 嘿, 塔米.

- Hey, Matt. Hey, Jake.

- 嘿，馬特。嘿，傑克。

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[horror music]

[恐怖音樂]

- Oh, uh, I guess we should get back to the grind.

- 哦，呃，我想我們應該回去的磨合。

- Peace.

- 和平。

[dramatic orchestral music]

[戲劇性交響樂]

[bird caws]

[鳥叫聲]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[car horn toots]

[汽車喇叭聲]

[muffled upbeat pop rock music]

[低沉的歡快的流行搖滾音樂]

- Oh.

- 哦。

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[sighs]

[嘆氣]

[chuckles]

[笑聲]

[dramatic music]

[戲劇性音樂]

[elevator chimes]

[電梯風鈴]

- Good morning.

- 早晨好

I'm sorry. Excuse me.

我很抱歉。對不起，對不起

Sir Mr. DeVille, Leader of Men.

德維爾爵士，人類的領袖。

[keys clacking] Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I figured out the mystery

我明白了其中的奧祕

with John and the comb.

與約翰和梳子。

I can't wait to tell you.

我迫不及待地想告訴你。

And...send.

還有......發送。

[sighs]

[嘆氣]