Name: 特德-克魯茲逃往坎昆後在德克薩斯州遭到反擊｜今夜秀場 (Ted Cruz Faces Backlash in Texas After Fleeing to Cancun | The Tonight Show)
Uploaded: 2021-02-23T18:11:02.000Z
Duration: 5 min 53 s

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show"!

歡迎，歡迎，歡迎，歡迎來到 "今夜秀"!

Well, guys, I hope everyone had a good weekend.

好了，夥計們，希望大家週末過得愉快。

I needed a break, so yesterday I flew to Cancun and back.

我需要休息一下，所以昨天我飛到坎昆再飛回來。

Yeah, everyone is still talking about this.

是啊，大家還在討論這個問題。

Following the backlash over his trip to Cancun,

Senator Ted Cruz spent the weekend trying his best

參議員特德-克魯茲在週末竭盡全力

特德-克魯茲參議員在進行損害控制

after his controversial trip to Cancun last week.

在他上週的坎昆之行引起爭議後。

-Cruz sharing these images over the weekend,

-克魯茲在週末分享了這些圖片。

-Yeah, people were upset when they realized

-是的，當人們意識到這一點時，他們很不高興

"I'm gonna use this to refill my waterbed."

"我要用這個給我的水床加水。"

Yeah, it seemed like an okay gesture until everyone

是啊，這似乎是一個不錯的姿態，直到每個人都...

noticed the label on the bottles said Ritz Carlton Cancun.

注意到瓶子上的標籤說麗思卡爾頓坎昆。

but he had a parasailing lesson at 3:00, so he --

但他3點要上滑翔傘課 所以他...

People were also upset that Cruz tweeted those pictures himself.

人們也對克魯茲自己在推特上發佈這些照片感到不滿。

Even white people who only posted black squares

on Instagram were like, "You gotta do more than that."

在Instagram上都喜歡， "你得做更多的。"

Ted Cruz is like the friend who offers to help you move,

特德-克魯茲就像那個主動幫你搬家的朋友。

he's just carrying the same box of pillows.

It's like, "I have to take this call. Can you get the table?

這就像，"我必須要接這個電話。你可以得到的表？

Hello. Yeah. Yeah, just get the heavy things."

你好啊是啊，是啊，就拿重的東西。是啊，只是得到重的東西。"

Yep, the photo-op didn't work out too well.

when he tried showing them his vacation photos.

當他想給他們看他的度假照片時，

他說，"你有沒有想過你可以得到。

But Cruz tried to be helpful in other ways.

但克魯茲試圖在其他方面提供幫助。

Later, he showed Texans how to make frozen margs

後來，他向德克薩斯人展示瞭如何製作冰凍的瑪格。

Seriously, you know Cruz is having a rough 2021

說真的，你知道克魯茲在2021年的日子很不好過

Things are so bad for Cruz, he spent today thinking about

事情對克魯茲來說太糟糕了，他今天花了很多時間來思考。

the good ol' days when people just thought

還有，我們現在正處於流行病中。

Shaking hands, handing out water, serving food.

Right now, a Carnival cruise is safer than a Ted Cruz.

現在，嘉年華遊輪比泰德克魯茲更安全。

是啊，Cruz正在努力挽回自己的損失。

after his Mexico trip, but I don't think it's working.

在他的墨西哥之行後，但我不認為它的工作。

Check out what fellow Texans sent to his house yesterday.

看看昨天德州的同胞們給他家送來了什麼。

In honor of Cruz, they played that mariachi classic,

為了紀念克魯茲，他們演奏了那首經典的瑪利亞奇舞曲。

Meanwhile, Cruz was like, "Play as loud as you want.

同時，克魯茲還說："你想怎麼玩就怎麼玩。

Some entertainment news -- I saw that Disney+ has added

一些娛樂新聞 -- 我看到Disney+已經增加了以下內容

a warning to a show that you might not expect.

一個你可能想不到的節目的警告。

a content disclaimer at the beginning of 18 episodes,

warning viewers of the program's "negative depictions

警告觀眾該節目的 "負面描述"。

and/or mistreatment of people or cultures."

和/或虐待人民或文化的行為"。

岡仁波齊的鼻子也會變得模糊不清。

In one episode, Fozzie does a stand-up routine

在一集裡，福滋表演了一個脫口秀節目

that begins with, "hickory, dickory, dock."

以 "山核桃，山核桃，碼頭 "開頭的。

After 28 years together, Daft Punk is splitting up.

在一起28年後，Daft Punk要解散了。

I'm gonna be honest, they picked a pretty weird time

我說實話，他們選的時間很奇怪

One of the guy's friends was like, "Don't worry.

這傢伙的一個朋友說："別擔心。

You'll find another mute, helmet-wearing synth-pop artist

你會發現另一個啞巴，戴著頭盔的合成器流行音樂人。

who pretends he's a robot that you can start a band with."

誰假裝他是一個機器人，你可以開始一個樂隊。"

I saw that a 18-karat-gold PlayStation 5 is on sale

我看到了18K金的PlayStation 5正在銷售中

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