Never piss off your tattoo artists.

永遠不要惹惱你的紋身師。

What makes a tattoo fun toe work on artistic freedom is what makes it fun.

紋身的樂趣在於藝術自由度上的工作，是什麼讓它變得有趣。

The more freedom I have, more fun.

我的自由度越大，樂趣越大。

It is.

它是。

I like enemy and animal portrait.

我喜歡敵人和動物的肖像。

It really makes me happy to work on what our common mystic some tattoo artists make.

這真的讓我很高興，我們常見的神祕主義的一些紋身師做什麼工作。

People may misunderstand what customer like about the colors or yeah, the shading.

人們可能會誤解客戶喜歡什麼顏色，或者是，陰影。

Maybe the common mistake's tattoo artists make arm or on the artistic side than the technical, making it look really and look solid.

也許常見的錯誤的紋身師做的手臂或在藝術方面比技術，使它看起來真的和看起來堅實。

But every artist makes mistakes.

但每個藝術家都會犯錯。

It's a matter of how well they hide them.

這就是他們隱藏得如何的問題了。

Lettering.

字化。

Mistakes are horrible experience.

錯誤是可怕的經驗。

Early in my career, I made a couple.

在我的職業生涯早期，我做了幾個。

Ever since then, I'm a lot more careful about making sure everything spelled right.

從那時起，我就更加小心翼翼地確保一切拼寫正確。

What do you do when someone doesn't like a tattoo after it's finished?

紋身完成後，有人不喜歡你怎麼辦？

Well, that's simple.

嗯，這很簡單。

You club him with a baseball bat and drag him out in the back so no one finds there's one customer may be the first little second year I start tattooing.

你用棒球棍把他踢出去，然後把他拖到後面去，這樣就不會有人發現有一個顧客可能是我開始紋身的第一小二年。

He was just mentioned like he wants a lie and geometric, and that's it.

他只是提了一下，就像他想要一個謊言和幾何，就這樣。

And he said, Oh, you can't design whatever you want.

他說，哦，你不能想怎麼設計就怎麼設計。

And he said, Oh, I like it blah, blah, blah And a week later he sent me an email, and he's like, Oh, this is not what exactly I want.

他說，哦，我喜歡它，等等，等等，一週後，他給我發了一封電子郵件，他說，哦，這不是我想要的。

Oh, you have to fix it.

哦，你必須修復它。

I'm like, Dude, it's a wrap around arm.

我想，老兄，這是一個環繞的手臂。

If you want to fix it, you might be just remove your skin or guess I'm like laser or something because it's not my mistake.

如果你想解決它，你可能只是去除你的皮膚或猜測我像脈衝光或什麼，因為它不是我的錯誤。

Once you're a seasoned artists, you know how to make it clear as to what they're going to expect.

一旦你是一個經驗豐富的藝術家，你就知道如何讓他們清楚地知道他們的期望。

Have I ever laughed at anyone in pain?

我有笑過別人的痛苦嗎？

Absolutely.

絕對的

After getting my head tattooed nine hours in a concussion.

在腦震盪的情況下，我的頭紋了九個小時。

But I don't really feel pain much anymore after that experience.

但那次經歷後，我就不怎麼覺得疼了。

So when someone's in pain, I kind of chuckle on my bedside manner is not the greatest.

所以當有人痛苦的時候，我有點笑我的床上功夫不是最棒的。

So the more pain you're in, the more I kind of laugh atyou.

所以你越是痛苦，我就越是笑你。

Maybe I'm laughing with you, not at you.

也許我是在和你一起笑，而不是在笑你。

There's a mother.

有一個母親。

Her daughter also came together with her, and she just wants a tiny batty boobs.

她的女兒也和她走到了一起，她只想要一個小小的蝙蝠胸。

And she's like, Oh my God, what I'm doing Oh my God.

她說，哦，我的上帝，我在做什麼，哦，我的上帝。

Oh, I cannot Oh, like like I'm like, Okay, so it's gonna just be like 10 minutes work and you gave birth to a daughter.

哦，我不能哦，就像我喜歡，好吧，所以它會是 只是像10分鐘的工作，你生了一個女兒。

So it's maybe the most painful level Not laugh.

所以，這也許是最痛苦的程度不笑。

But yeah, I laughing inside of Have I ever tattooed someone's genitals?

不過是啊，我笑裡面有我紋過別人的生殖器嗎？

Plenty, mostly females.

很多，大部分是女性。

I don't know how to say I'm like what I come at your dick with a needle in direction is the last thing that's gonna happen if anything is gonna be like a turtle popping his head back in the show.

我不知道該怎麼說我就像什麼我用針頭在方向你的雞巴來是最後的事情，如果有什麼事情會像烏龜一樣在節目中爆頭。

So you've got a kind of yank it, pull it over your finger and pull it tight and do the tattoo E o.

所以，你有一種拉它，拉過你的手指，拉緊它，做紋身E o。

Who are the worst customers?

誰是最差的客戶？

Well, believe it or not, I tattoo a lot of tattoo artists, and they are definitely the worst customers.

好吧，不管你信不信，我紋過很多紋身師，他們絕對是最差的顧客。

They tend to want to help you, So they're moving their body, thinking they're getting in the right position, and all of it is doing is annoying you.

他們往往想幫你，所以他們在移動身體，認為自己的位置是正確的，而所有的一切都在煩擾你。

You just need them to sit still.

你只需要他們坐著不動。

When behave, preferably shut up half the time and just endure it.

乖的時候，最好半天閉嘴，忍著就好。

I hate people like keep screaming and, uh, talking really loud.

我討厭人們不停地尖叫和，呃，說話很大聲。

Me.

是我

If you think you cannot do with the pain, just don't do it.

如果你認為自己不能忍受痛苦，就不要去做。

What's the best way to negotiate prices.

什麼是最好的價格談判方式。

We may ask clients, What's your budget?

我們可能會問客戶，你的預算是多少？

And if it's close to our original price, we can do that, and we can just price down for your piece.

而如果接近我們的原價，我們也可以做到，我們可以直接為你的作品降價。

And but if it's too big difference, we may ask you to find another shop or some saving and come back.

而且但如果相差太大，我們可能會請你找其他的店家或者是一些省錢的店家再來。

Trying to negotiate down and haggle down the price is just gonna leave a bad taste in the tattoo his mouth.

想往下談判，往下討價還價，只會讓紋身他嘴裡留下不好的味道。

And you may not get the 100% quality work that you were hoping for.

而且你可能無法得到你所期望的100%品質的工作。

Never take a chance.

千萬不要冒這個險。

Never pissed off your tattoo artist.

千萬別惹惱了你的紋身師。

What tattoos do I get nervous about giving?

給什麼紋身會緊張？

I don't get nervous.

我不緊張。

You can't get nervous.

你不能緊張。

There's no room for nervous.

沒有緊張的餘地。

Tattooing requires a great degree of confidence.

紋身需要極大的自信。

So if you're nervous for a tattoo as an artist, uhh.

所以，如果你作為一個藝術家，緊張的紋身，呃。

You're probably not performing at top notch tattoos.

你可能沒有在頂級的紋身表演。

You should not get significant others.

你不應該得到重要的人。

Your boyfriend, your girlfriend.

你的男朋友，你的女朋友。

It's a jinx, man.

這是一個厄運，男人。

It's job security for us to fix that every day.

我們每天都要解決這個問題，這是工作保障。

Another one would be logos.

另一個就是logo。

I don't know.

我不知道。

It makes you a billboard.

它讓你成為一個廣告牌。

It seems kind of lame to me.

在我看來，這有點蹩腳。

Unfortunately, in tattooing, there are trends like tribal was a trend for a while.

不幸的是，在紋身中，有一些趨勢，比如部落是一段時間的趨勢。

Spent years fixing that crap after it wasn't a trend anymore.

在它不再是一種趨勢之後，花了好幾年的時間來修復這些垃圾。

What part of the body is the most painful stomach?

肚子最痛的是身體的哪個部位？

The ribs, the feet, the hands lower spine.

肋骨，腳，手下脊柱。

But on the knees, close to the born back off.

但在膝下，接近出生的背離。

Like I'm here, it all hurts.

就像我在這裡，一切都很痛苦。

It's an annoying pain.

這是一個惱人的痛苦。

And you just gotta deal with, um, Faras where it hurts the least.

你只需要處理，嗯，Faras，在它傷害最小的地方。

Well, that's probably on someone else.

好吧，那可能是別人的問題。

Yeah, Thank you for watching.

是啊，謝謝你的觀看。

And I hope you get information from get tatty and you can search us like Bristol Tattoo in Brooklyn on I hope to see you in future.

我希望你得到的資訊，從得到tatty，你可以搜索我們像布里斯托爾紋身在布魯克林上我希望看到你在未來。

Well, I hope I was able to answer some of your questions today.

好吧，我希望我今天能夠回答你的一些問題。

If you're ever in Midtown New York City, come look me up, Paul Booth.

如果你在紐約市中心，來找我，保羅・布斯。