Why muscle cars?

為什麼是肌肉車？

Because I'm Mr Roast Beast and I made a muscle.

因為我是烤獸先生，我做了一塊肌肉。

Now the thing about 40 cars is Well, there is a catch.

關於40輛車的問題是... ...嗯，有一個問題。

Hey.

嘿嘿

Hey, you.

嘿，你。

Hey, you know, I am sure.

嘿，你知道，我肯定。

Don't.

別這樣

But it is nice to meet you.

但很高興見到你。

I a Okay.

我是一個好的。

Got ourselves a little comedian here.

我們有一個小喜劇演員在這裡。

Why, Mr Rose Beast.

為什麼，玫瑰獸先生。

And I'm Mr Orange.

而我是橙子先生。

We'll check this Mr Orange.

我們會檢查這個橙子先生。

If you could give away all these cars in the next 24 hours, then you get to keep this.

如果你能在24小時內把這些車都送出去，那你就可以留著這個。

Tesla's shouldn't be a problem.

特斯拉的應該不是問題。

Great.

厲害

Glad to hear it, because the clock just started.

很高興聽到這個消息，因為時間剛剛開始。

Um, So you wanna start calling friends or something?

嗯，所以你想開始打電話給朋友什麼的？

E already placed TNT inside every single car.

E已經把TNT放在了每一輛車裡面。

What?

什麼？

What is happening?

發生什麼事了？

I didn't.

我沒有啊

I blow up every single car, and it didn't even take me close to 24 hours.

我把每一輛車都炸了，甚至不需要接近24小時。

Dude, who said anything about blowing away?

老兄，誰說要吹走？

The Karzai said you had to give away the cars.

卡爾扎伊說你得把車送走。

I'm pretty sure you said blow away.

我很確定你說的是吹走。

I didn't.

我沒有啊

Yeah, because I blew them up.

是啊，因為我把他們炸了。

Now I get to blow up a Tesla.

現在我可以炸掉一輛特斯拉了。

No, you don't.

不，你沒有。

But you promised.

但你答應過我的

No, I didn't.

不，我沒有。

I said you could keep the Tesla.

我說你可以留著特斯拉。

Uh oh.

呃，哦。

Well, you're really gonna hate what happens next then, huh?

那麼，你真的會討厭接下來發生的事情，是吧？

You know, I didn't know what to think about Tesla's, but sure enough, that explosion waas pretty ludicrous way.

我不知道該怎麼看待特斯拉，但肯定的是，那場爆炸是非常可笑的方式。

How the heck did you hear me say Blow up the cars?

你怎麼會聽到我說炸掉汽車？

What can I say?

我能說什麼呢？

No ears.

沒有耳朵。

Whatever.

管他呢

It's fine.

沒事的

Money is no object.

錢不是對象。

What's important here is that we get you something awesome.

這裡最重要的是，我們給你弄點厲害的東西。

Like a kazoo.

就像一個卡祖笛。

I was thinking more along the lines of, say, a million dollars.

我想的更多的是，比如說，一百萬美元。

Are you seriously disappointed right now, bro, If you could win the million dollars, you can buy a kazoo high.

你現在真的很失望嗎，兄弟，如果你能贏得那一百萬美元，你就能買到一個高高的卡祖。

I guess it just seems like a roundabout way of getting a kazoo is all.

我想，這似乎只是一個迂迴的方式，得到一個卡祖琴是所有。

Okay, here's the deal.

好吧，這裡的交易。

You and three of your friends are gonna compete toe win the money.

你和你的三個朋友要去競爭贏錢。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Well, I'm obviously texting pair because he's my best friend.

好吧，我顯然發短信對 因為他是我最好的朋友。

I'm also texting Grapple Lemon because he's not one to sleep on a million dollars on.

我還發短信給抓鬥檸檬，因為他不是一個睡在一百萬美元上。

I'm texting little Apple because I've been a little bit short with him lately.

我給小蘋果發短信，因為我最近跟他的時間有點短。

Way, Mr Roast Beast.

辦法，烤獸先生。

Yep.

是的。

It's me way.

這是我的方式。

I'm like, your biggest fan.

我喜歡，你最大的風扇。

Somehow I doubt that good one Mr Roast Beast.

不知怎的，我懷疑那個好的烤獸先生。

Oh, I'm not even mad.

哦，我甚至沒有生氣。

I just got dissed by Mr Roast beast.

我剛剛被烤獸先生拆穿了。

So tell me, are you subscribe to my channel?

那麼告訴我，你是否訂閱了我的頻道？

You bet.

沒錯

See?

看到了嗎？

Sure enough.

當然了

Here's $10,000.

這裡有一萬塊錢。

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

I'm subscribed to 10-K for you too.

我也為你訂閱了10-K。

How about you?

你呢？

Are you subscribe?

您是否訂閱了？

I'm not sure What a subscribe days.

我不知道什麼是訂閱天。

What?

什麼？

I don't like your mustache.

我不喜歡你的鬍子

That will get you 10-K any day of the week.

這將使你在一週中的任何一天都能得到10-K。

Wowie.

哇哦

Zowie!

Zowie!

Well, what you do with my money first?

那麼，你先拿我的錢做什麼？

Oh, I know.

哦，我知道了。

Wake him up because you're all about to get a shot at $1 million.

把他叫醒，因為你們都有機會拿到100萬美金。

Oh, gather round.

哦，圍過來。

Go ahead.

去吧

Look at it.

看看吧

Touch it.

摸摸看

E mean, like, really touch it.

我的意思是，喜歡，真正的觸摸它。

Okay, so the last person to stop touching the money wins the money.

好吧，所以最後一個停止碰錢的人贏得了錢。

Oh, man.

哦，夥計。

I should have seen this coming.

我早該知道會這樣

This is classic, Mr Roast Beast.

這是經典之作，烤獸先生。

What you talking about?

你在說什麼？

This is classic boring.

這是典型的無聊。

This is taking so long.

這要花這麼長時間。

Well, yeah, Dude, it's a million dollars.

嗯，是的，督爺，這是一個百萬美元。

We could be here all day, all day.

我們可以在這裡待一整天，一整天。

No way, Jose.

沒辦法，何塞。

I refuse.

我拒絕。

Oh, Mr Rose Piece or let's just put a stick of TNT on the million dollars.

哦，玫瑰片先生還是讓我們在這一百萬美元上放一根TNT棒吧。

I mean, I wanna be mad, but honestly, this is just really interesting.

我的意思是，我想發火，但說實話，這真的很有趣。

Well, there's no way I'm staying here until this blows up.

好吧，我不可能留在這裡，直到這一切被炸燬。

Okay, then go.

好吧，那就走吧。

Yeah, Walk away.

是啊，走開。

Pair.

一對。

Well, I'm gonna so do it.

好吧，我要去這樣做。

You do it.

你來吧

No.

不知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

How about this?

這個怎麼樣？

We all step away at the exact same time.

我們都是在同一時間離開的。

That way we get to split the million dollars, right?

這樣我們就能分到一百萬美元，對吧？

Sounds fair to me.

聽起來很公平

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I'm in me to May 3.

我在我到5月3日。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

On three.

數到三

One.

一。

I'm trusting you guys too.

我也相信你們。

I swear, if anyone doesn't step away, I will end them three way.

我發誓，如果誰不走開，我就會三路結束他們。

Well, almost all of us.

嗯，幾乎所有的人。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

My bad.

我的錯。

Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

Huh?

咦？

Congrats, Grandpa Lemon.

恭喜你，檸檬爺爺。

Because you just won a million dollars.

因為你剛剛贏得了一百萬美元。

I did.

我有

Oh, wow.

哦，哇。

I could make a ginormous pillow out of this.

我可以用這個做一個巨大的枕頭。

You probably want to step away from the money, though, like, right now.

你可能想遠離錢，雖然，像，現在。

Why?

為什麼？

Because there's TNT on it.

因為上面有TNT。

No, there isn't.

不，沒有。

What?

什麼？

Where the heck did it dio I was supposed to leave it there.

它到底去哪了，我應該把它留在那裡。

You can subscribe.

你可以訂閱。