Zac wanted to show you how he learned how to play guitar,

柴克想要秀你他怎麼學會彈吉他的

I taught him how to play guitar.

我教她如何彈吉他的

I got my first guitar lesson from Taylor.

我在泰勒絲那邊上了第一堂吉他課

He's really good at it for like one lesson.

以一堂課來說，他真的很不賴

That's really great.

這真的很棒

One lesson?

一堂課？

He had like one lesson, and he's good at it.

他只上了一堂課，然後他挺不錯的

And we learned..... And I taught him how to play "Pumped up Kicks" by Foster The People.

然後我們學了......我教她如何彈奏擁抱人群樂團的 Pumped up Kicks

Really?

真的假的？

Yes!

對呀！

Alright!

好呀！

Are you gonna play guitar?

你們要彈吉他嗎？

Ah, yeah, we can do a little bit for you.

喔，好呀，我們可以為你演奏一點東西

There are two guitar coming out.

有兩把吉他出現了

Do you have two picks?

你們有撥片嗎？

Oh, there they are.

喔，原來在這

So, yeah, you can use my guitar, and I'll use your cool....

所以，對，你可以用我的吉他，我用你超屌的......

You have your own picks, Taylor.

你有你專屬的撥片耶，泰勒絲

Sweet. I know, that's all I took them out for.

太好了，我就知道，我就是為了這樣才把他們帶出來

Taylor Swift picks.

泰勒絲撥片

Yeah, that's my face on it, it's a little awkward.

對呀 上面是我的臉，雖然看起來有點怪

But, um, yeah, show her the chords that you know.

但，對呀，秀給她聽你會的和絃吧！

OK, let's see, what is the first one?

好，我看看，第一個和弦是？

Uh, E minor, there and there.

呃，E 小調，這裡和這裡

Alright, here we go.

好，我們開始吧！

Sounds so good.

聽起來超讚的

Good?

不錯吧？

See!

你看！

G, G.

G G (和弦名稱)

Only a girl friend would react that quickly like that.

只有女生朋友才會反應得這麼快速

To D D D.

到 D D D (和弦名稱)

D D D

D D D (和弦名稱)

Then A major, there it is, alright.

之後到 A 大調和弦，就在那，好喔

So you go like.

所以我們就像這樣......

Yeah!

水！

Yeah, that sounds great.

聽起來不錯

Like that.

像這樣

Like, all the other kids with the pumped up kicks,

「所有其他穿著氣墊鞋的孩子」(註：Pumped up Kicks 歌詞)

you better run, better run, outrun my gun.

「你們最好快跑、快跑，跑開我的射程」

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks,

「所有其他穿著氣墊鞋的孩子」

You better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

「你們最好快跑 、快跑，快過我的子彈」

Ah, you can change up the lyrics, though.

對了，你可以改歌詞喔！

If you want to, like......

假如你想要，像是.......

See what I come up with.

看我想到什麼囉！

Are you ready?

你準備好了嗎？

Yeah!

好了！

Ellen works a long day,

Ellen 工作了一整天

giving weird interviews in a slick, cool sweater.

作一些奇怪的訪談，穿著一件超屌的毛衣

And it gets kind of weird,

然後事情就會越來越奇怪

you're calling us out like we are boyfriend and girlfriend

你在大家面前講我們，好像我們是男女朋友

Buts it's not because we're sitting here,

但這不是因為我們坐在這裡

and we got cat videos and dance on Betty White and stuff

我們有很多貓咪影片，還要和貝蒂·懷特跳舞，以及其他鬼 (註：Betty White是美國的老牌喜劇演員，Ellen曾經在節目上請脫衣猛男與她共舞)

and it's always going to be weird.

然後他只會繼續奇怪下去

Is this song about being weird?

這首歌是在講詭異的事情嗎？

Because this song is all about Ellen,

因為這是一首關於 Ellen 的歌

It's good yeah.

真不錯呀！

Every single time I come on this show,

每一次我上這個節目

it's really weird, really weird,

真的很奇怪，真的非常奇怪

all because of Ellen.

都是因為 Ellen

Every single time I come on this show,

每一次我上這個節目

it's really weird, really weird,

真的很奇怪，真的非常奇怪

always ends up dancing.

最後總是在跳舞

I've been on this show

我上這個節目

eight times now, and I still remember Ellen hiding in the bathroom.

已經八次了，然後我還記得 Ellen 躲在浴室

with a hidden camera, and she scared me so bad and I fell and I could have died.

帶著隱藏攝影機，然後她嚇得我跌在地上，以為要死了

She always asks me who I'm dating every time I'm on this show

我每次上這個節目，她都問我現在在跟誰交往

and I don't even know why.

然後我完全不知道為什麼？

But it gets 5 million hits on Youtube.

但在 YouTube 上卻有 500 萬的點擊率

Because every single time i come on this show,

因為每一次我上這個節目

It's really weird, really weird,

真的很奇怪，真的非常奇怪

all because of Ellen.

都是因為 Ellen

Every single time I come up this show,

每一次我上這個節目

it's really weird, really weird,

真的很奇怪，真的非常奇怪

always ends up dancing.

最後總是在跳舞

Wow! That was great!

哇！ 那真是太棒了！

I love it!

我愛死了！