Name: 索娜宣佈懷孕--"柯南-奧布萊恩需要一個朋友" (Sona Announces Her Pregnancy - "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend")
Uploaded: 2021-02-18T18:26:08.000Z
Duration: 9 min 52 s

動名詞

this is exciting because Sona I think maybe there's something you're okay with talking about.

這是令人興奮的，因為索納 我想也許有什麼東西 你沒事談。

現在進行式

You are Would you wanna, uh all of America is listening, And by that I literally mean we're very successful podcast.

你想不想讓全美國的人都在聽，我的意思是，我們是非常成功的播客。

So, in my mind, everyone in America is listening.

所以，在我看來，美國的每個人都在聽。

Why don't you tell us what you have to say?

你為什麼不告訴我們你有什麼要說的？

That is so excited that it's so exciting.

I have known I've known for a while, but of course on I was proud of myself because you can't tell people I on Do you know what I love?

我已經知道我已經知道了一段時間，但當然上我為自己感到驕傲，因為你不能告訴別人我上你知道我喜歡什麼嗎？

我馬上就會把它變成關於我的。

You were I think, the first person besides me intact to know Because I came to your house to help you with something And you offered me wine and I said, no, I'm not drinking and your like.

我想你是除了我之外第一個知道的人 因為我去你家幫你做事 你給我酒喝，我說，不，我不喝，而你喜歡。

You just immediately asked me and I think we had found out the day before that we were you know, it was you know, it was weird.

你只是立即問我，我想我們已經發現了 前一天，我們是... ...你知道，這是... ...你知道，這很奇怪。

I wasn't even pouring into a glass and was, like, sorta have some.

我還沒倒進杯子裡，就像，有點像，有點像。

And she said, Well, I don't think you pregnant.

她說，嗯，我不認為你懷孕了。

When does the birth certificate man come around?

It's what, six months after you give birth that that you have to get the same guy who was four months late for your dad birth certificate.

這是什麼，六個月後，你生了，你必須得到同樣的傢伙誰是四個月晚了你爸爸的出生證明。

I'm gonna track that guy down, and I'm gonna fly him to the United States so that he can handle your birth certificate.

我要去追蹤那個人，我要讓他飛到美國去 這樣他就可以處理你的出生證明瞭。

Well, I don't I don't think he came because of my dad.

嗯，我不... ...我不認為他是因為我爸爸才來的。

He came to the village, and he's like, Okay, what?

他來到村裡，他說，好吧，什麼？

Babies were born, and then people were like my baby was born.

嬰兒出生了，然後人們就像我的孩子出生了。

And my baby, you're like, Okay, all of you have a February finished.

而我的寶貝，你就像，好吧，你們都有一個2月完成。

He sounds like a guy who came to the village to deliver mail, give you your birth certificate.

他聽起來像一個來村裡送信的人，給你出生證。

你知道，如果有人想吃冰激凌，

Hey, Sounds like a guy who did a bunch of things.

嘿，聽起來像一個人誰做了一堆事情。

Um, well, we are also we're having twins.

嗯，好吧，我們也... ...我們有雙胞胎。

As a tear rolled down, That's for birth certificates.

隨著一滴淚水滾落，那是為了出生證明。

It hit the lights and the lights exploded in going on Tylenol PM Everyday were so funny.

它打燈和燈光爆炸在去泰諾PM每天都是如此有趣。

When you're jacked on Tylenol P O S o Sona you're having you're having twins.

當你服用泰諾P O S o Sona時，你就會有... ...你就會有雙胞胎。

是的，他們都是，他們都是男孩。

Well, you'll never will Never talk to you again in a couple of months.

好吧，你將永遠不會再跟你說話 在幾個月內。

Well, I'm due due mid July, but they'll probably come early because twins come early.

嗯，我的預產期是7月中旬，但他們可能會提前到來，因為雙胞胎會提前到來。

And, yeah, you know, we spend a lot of our time just kind of sitting here in silence, just being like, What did?

而且，是的，你知道，我們花了很多時間 只是一種坐在這裡沉默， 只是像，什麼了？

Keeps asking if he has time to do his karate, which he does.

一直問他有沒有時間練空手道，他確實有。

And so what's gonna happen is tax karate.

And I promise you this is going to go away.

我向你保證，這一切都會過去的。

I hope he has a sense that's going like, change Diaper.

我希望他有一種感覺，要像，換尿布。

And he teaches him wax the fence, but his baby stuff.

他還教他打蠟，但他的寶貝東西。

Yeah, it's funny if his if his karate style is all based, like the way Mr Miyagi is was on Wax on, wax off.

是啊，如果他的空手道風格是基於... ...就像宮城先生的方式是在蠟上，蠟上，蠟下。

It's all based on changing to diapers at once with each hand.

這都是基於一次換成紙尿褲的基礎上，兩隻手都要。

And that becomes, like, the most impossible.

而這就成了，最不可能的事情。

我真為你高興，也為你的結局感到高興。

Yeah, we wanted it for a while, so this is exciting.

是啊，我們想要它有一段時間，所以這是令人興奮的。

And then you you you showed me a video of your mom and your dad being told and you did a really cute thing.

然後你... ...你給我看了一段你媽媽和你爸爸被告知的視頻，你做了一件很可愛的事情。

I couldn't believe that they kept the secret.

我不相信他們會保守這個祕密。

Yeah, there's seven and five and, uh, they were bursting to tell them, Um and, you know, my mom has to grant two granddaughters.

是啊，有七歲和五歲，呃，他們爆料說，嗯，還有，你知道，我媽要批兩個孫女。

And then we told them we were having twins, and then we were like, OK, guess the gender.

然後我們告訴他們，我們有雙胞胎， 然後我們就像，OK，猜測性別。

And my mom was just like boy, she didn't see.

而我媽就像孩子一樣，她沒看到。

She's like, really happy that you're having the baby.

她很喜歡，真的很高興你有了孩子。

She's really happy, you say, And then you say it's twins and she's like, Oh, my God, And she's crying and she sits down and she can't stand up.

她真的很高興，你說，然後你說這是雙胞胎，她就像，哦，我的上帝，她哭了，她坐下來，她不能站起來。

And then you just say, Guess the gender And she just leans forward and she goes, Boy, like that's I'm not asking.

然後你就說，猜猜性別，她就往前一靠，然後就說，男孩，就像我沒問一樣。

字幕列表影片播放

索娜宣佈懷孕--"柯南-奧布萊恩需要一個朋友" (Sona Announces Her Pregnancy - "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend")

insane

reveal

sense

fluent