YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, MAN...

你知道什麼是有趣的，男人... ...

THERE'S TWO THINGS THAT STARTED HAPPENING TO ME A LOT NOW

現在有兩件事開始經常發生在我身上

SINCE I STARTED THE SECOND SEASON.

自從我開始了第二季，

ONE--LIKE, WHEN I WALK DOWN THE STREET,

一... 喜歡，當我走在大街上。

PEOPLE ALWAYS SCREAM STUFF OUT.

人們總是尖叫的東西了。

LIKE, I'LL BE WITH MY KIDS,

就像，我會和我的孩子們在一起。

AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH."

和人們都喜歡， "我是裡克・詹姆斯，婊子。"

AND ALL THAT STUFF.

和所有的東西。

THE OTHER THING THAT HAPPENS, WHICH I THINK IS THE WORST,

發生的其他事情，我認為是最糟糕的。

IS WHEN PEOPLE COME UP TO ME

是當人們來找我的時候

AND TRY TO GIVE ME IDEAS FOR THE SHOW.

並試圖給我的想法的節目。

SEND THEM [BEEP] THROUGH THE PROPER CHANNELS, ALL RIGHT?

通過適當的管道把它們發過來，好嗎？

NOW, I'M NOT SAYING I'M NOT OPEN.

現在，我不是說我不開放。

JUST PICK YOUR SPOTS.

只需選擇你的位置。

AS A MATTER OF FACT, IF YOU KNEW WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH MY MIND

事實上，如果你知道我心裡在想什麼的話

WHEN YOU PITCH ME THAT KIND OF STUFF,

當你向我投擲那種東西的時候，

YOU WOULDN'T EVEN TALK TO ME.

你甚至不會跟我說話。

'CAUSE I'LL THINK ABOUT ANYTHING

因為我什麼都會考慮的

BUT WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

但你在說什麼呢？

FOR EXAMPLE...

舉個例子...

I LOVE YOU, BABY.

我愛你，寶貝。

[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

[鋼琴音樂演奏]

OH, I KNOW YOU DO. COME HERE, GIRL.

哦，我知道你做的。來到這裡，女孩。

GIVE ME SOME. MM-MMM.

給我一些。MM -MMM。

Man: EXCUSE ME, I HATE TO INTERRUPT,

男人：對不起，我討厭打擾。

BUT I JUST HAD TO SAY "HELLO."

但我不得不說 "你好"。

HEY, MAN, HOW YOU DOIN'?

嘿，夥計，你怎麼做的？

IS THIS A BAD TIME?

這是一個壞的時間？

YOU KIND OF CAUGHT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING...

你好像把我夾在中間... ...

COOL. SO, I'M SURE YOU GET THIS ALL THE TIME,

酷。所以，我敢肯定，你得到這個所有的時間。

BUT I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA FOR YOU.

但我有一個完美的想法給你。

IT'S A MOVIE. IS IT COOL IF I SIT DOWN?

這是一部電影。我坐下來可以嗎？

THIS'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.

這將只需要一分鐘。

I'M FRANK FELMAN.

我是FRANK FELMAN

YOU KIND OF CAUGHT ME AND THE WIFE AT A BAD TIME--

你在一個糟糕的時候抓住了我和妻子... ...

IT'S A LOVE STORY.

這是一個愛情故事。

YOU PLAY AN UNDERGROUND STREET POET NAMED COLT 45.

你扮演一個地下街頭詩人，名叫COLT 45。

HE'S A REBEL WITH A BIG HEART.

他是一個有大心臟的叛逆者。

HE'S A LONER BECAUSE HIS WIFE HAS BEEN KILLED

因為他的妻子被殺了，所以他變得更孤獨了。

BY THE CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER...

由首席財務官... ...

[THINKING]: BICYCLE...MONKEY...

[思考]： 自行車... 猴子... ...

ASHY LARRY.

ASHY LARRY：

HE'S A VOLUNTEER VETERINARIAN ON WEDNESDAYS...

他每週二都是義務獸醫... ...

I WONDER WHAT ARSENIO'S DOING RIGHT NOW?

我想知道阿塞尼奧現在在做什麼？

[HARP GLISSANDO]

[HARP GLISSANDO]

HE PROBABLY AT A WINE-AND-CHEESE PARTY.

他可能在一個葡萄酒和奶酪的聚會。

DAMN, THIS SOME GOOD-ASS CHEESE!

該死的，這是一些好屁股的奶酪！

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[觀眾笑]

THEY DON'T TELL HIM HOW GOOD THE CHEESE IS, HE'LL BE MAD.

他們不告訴他奶酪有多好，他會生氣的。

HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HOW GOOD THE CHEESE WAS?

你怎麼沒告訴我奶酪有多好吃？

[BEEP]!

[嗶]！

SOME GOOD-ASS CHEESE, MAN.

一些好屁股的奶酪，男人。

WHAT THE [BEEP] YOU LOOKIN' AT?

你在看什麼？

I WAS--

我曾經是...

BOB EUBANKS-LOOKIN' [BEEP]!

BOB EUBANKS -Lookin' [Beep]!

YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME HOW GOOD THE CHEESE WAS!

你應該告訴我奶酪有多好！

I WAS THINKING THE VILLAIN COULD BE PLAYED BY ROD STEWART.

我在想惡人可以由羅德-斯蒂沃特扮演。

MAN, I SHOULD'VE BEEN A RAPPER.

男人，我應該是一個強姦犯。

THAT LOOK LIKE FUN.

這看起來很有趣。

♪ UNH, HOW YOU GONNA RIP IT LIKE THIS, SON? ♪

UNH，你怎麼能撕裂這樣的，兒子？

♪ HOW YOU GONNA RIP IT LIKE THAT, SON? ♪

你怎麼能撕裂這樣的，兒子？

♪ I DON'T PLAY THAT BECAUSE IT'S ACTION... ♪

我不玩，因為它的行動... ...

BUT I NEED A GIMMICK.

但我需要一個假象。

♪ 'CAUSE I'M BLACK, SON, THAT'S RIGHT ♪

因為我是黑人，兒子，這是正確的

♪ I'M THE BLACK SHEEP, THE REAL BLACK SHEEP ♪

我是黑羊，真正的黑羊

♪ I'M THE BLACK SHEEP, THE REAL BLACK SHEEP, UNH! ♪

我是黑羊，真正的黑羊，UNH！♪

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[觀眾笑]

UNH!

UNH！

[HARP GLISSANDO]

[HARP GLISSANDO]

...WE HAVE THIS BIG SHOWDOWN

...我們有這個大的表演，

AT THE FOOT OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE.

在太空艙的腳下。

♪ DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOO ♪

DOODLE IT，DOODLE IT，DOODLE IT，DOO

♪ DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOO ♪

DOODLE IT，DOODLE IT，DOODLE IT，DOO

♪ DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOO ♪

DOODLE IT，DOODLE IT，DOODLE IT，DOO

[HARP GLISSANDO]

[HARP GLISSANDO]

MY COMPANY IS WILLING TO OFFER YOU $12 MILLION.

我的公司願意給你1200萬。

[CASH REGISTER DINGS]

[現金登記晚宴]

$12 MILLION?

一千兩百萬？

"FRANK," RIGHT?

"FRANK"，對吧？

YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?

你想喝點什麼嗎？

W-WAITRESS, GET THIS [BEEP] SOMETHING TO DRINK.

W -Waitress，得到這個[嗶]喝點東西。

LOOK, FRANK, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS...

聽著，弗蘭克，我不知道你是否知道這個... ...

YOU KNOW THOSE SKITS ON CHAPPELLE'S SHOW? I WRITE A LOT OF THOSE.

你知道查普爾節目中的那些小品嗎？我寫了很多這樣的東西。

AND I'M THINKING MAYBE I CAN GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS

我想也許我可以給你一些想法。

TO MAKE COLT A MORE INTERESTING CHARACTER.

讓柯爾特成為一個更有趣的角色。

I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR 'EM.

我很想聽聽他們的聲音。

ALL RIGHT, WELL, INSTEAD OF CALLING HIM COLT 45,

好了，好了，不叫他COLT 45。

FIRST OF ALL, WE GOTTA CHANGE THE NAME.

首先，我們得換個名字。

[THINKING]: NASCAR RACING...

[思考]：納斯卡賽車...

UNICORNS...

UNICORNS...

INSTEAD OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE,

而不是空間按鈕。

YOU MAKE IT RIGHT ON THE STEPS OF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL.

你就在林肯紀念碑的臺階上。

THAT'S GOOD.

這是很好的。

[THINKING]: WONDER WHAT MY GIRL THINKING ABOUT.

[思考]：不知道我的女孩在想什麼。

[THINKING]: YOU KNOW WHO I'D LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH?

[思考]： 你知道我想和誰做愛嗎？

[HARP GLISSANDO]

[HARP GLISSANDO]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[觀眾笑]

[HARP GLISSANDO]

[HARP GLISSANDO]

[LAUGHING]

[笑]

♪ DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOO ♪

DOODLE IT，DOODLE IT，DOODLE IT，DOO

♪ DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOO... ♪

DOODLE IT，DOODLE IT，DOODLE IT，DOO... ... ?

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

[觀眾鼓掌和歡呼]