Like I like the Those are the Mike Nesmith monkeys.

就像我喜歡的那些是邁克-奈史密斯的猴子。

What, 1968.

什麼，1968年。

I'm They're kind of the redneck sort of cletus Zeke.

我他們是那種鄉下人排序的Cletus澤科。

Kind of vibe.

一種氛圍。

Do you like him?

你喜歡他嗎？

I think they're kind of cool.

我覺得他們挺酷的。

I think that was look good.

我認為這是好看的。

Yeah.

是啊。

Everyone I know is I'm not.

我認識的人都說我不是。

Many people I know were into him.

我認識的很多人都喜歡他。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah, I think they look.

是啊，我覺得他們看起來。

I think they work.

我認為他們的工作。

You think so?

你覺得呢？

I think they've come back around.

我想他們已經回過神來了。

Yeah, People are into that.

是啊，人們都喜歡這樣。

I brought a pair for you, Actually.

我給你帶了一雙，其實。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Great.

厲害

Here we g o They're actually match my hair coloring.

在這裡，我們g o他們實際上是匹配我的頭髮的顏色。

I think the people in the back made him to shape your Oh, look, this they actually stick on.

我想是後面的人讓他給你塑形的哦，你看，這個他們真的貼上去了。

This is so thoughtful of you.

你想得真周到。

Try it out.

試試吧

This is so cool.

這真是太酷了。

Chicks dig it, man.

小雞挖它，男人。

Mhm e.

嗯嗯

So need the help here.

所以在這裡需要幫助。

We g o c.

我們去c。

May I'm doing this right?

我這樣做對嗎？

Is it right there, you know?

就在那裡，你知道嗎？

Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

Yeah, I think goes on the other side.

是啊，我想去另一邊。

God, I guess the stash to actually like that, uh, we owe is that they're on this side over here.

天啊，我想，其實喜歡的藏品，呃，我們欠的是，他們是在這邊在這裡。

I'm President James Buchanan with Louisiana purchase was the biggest mistake of your administration, sir.

我是詹姆斯-布坎南總統... ...購買路易斯安那是你的政府最大的錯誤，先生。

Now you do feel like fighting a duel when you wear these these air.

現在你穿上這些這些空氣，確實有種決戰的感覺。

Great.

厲害

We should go for it.

我們應該去做。

You know, I had I had side burns on the show.

你知道，我有我有側面燒傷的節目。

Not like this.

不是這樣的

But I had sideburns on the show like a year and a half ago, and some critic wrote this review and he said, Yeah, I kind of like the show.

但我有鬢角的節目像一年半前， 一些評論家寫了這個評論，他說，是的，我有點喜歡這個節目。

But Conan looks like a riverboat gambler next day shaved them off.

但柯南看起來就像一個江湖賭徒第二天把它們剃掉了。

Maybe I should I'll lose him then.

也許我應該... ...我會失去他。

If it's not a good idea, see it to me.

如果不好，就給我看看。

It's like it's the Elvis rock trip.

這就像貓王的搖滾之旅。

Of course, it's great.

當然，這是偉大的。

Yeah, it's very cool.

是的，它非常酷。

Let's talk about what you did last night.

讓我們來談談你昨晚做了什麼。

That's very unusual.

這是很不尋常的。

You worked the cash register a tower record at Tower Records as, like, a promotional thing, which I had done 10 years ago.

你工作的收銀機 一個塔記錄在塔的記錄一樣， 一個宣傳的事情， 我已經做了10年前。

You did it for 10 years ago.

你10年前就這樣做了。

You did it to make money, to make a living, to try to make money, right?

你這樣做是為了賺錢，為了生活，為了努力賺錢，對嗎？

And was that was that cool?

那就是那麼酷嗎？

Didn't work out last night.

昨晚沒能成功。

Yeah, it was pretty fun.

是啊，這是很有趣的。

Same supervisor that I had when I was working in D.

和我在D公司工作時的主管一樣。

C.

C.

10 years old.

10歲。

And you know what?

你知道嗎？

I showed up five minutes late.

我遲到了5分鐘

I hadn't seen this guy in 10 years.

我有10年沒見過這傢伙了。

And I said, Tim, he goes, You're late like, Oh, my God.

我說，蒂姆，他說："你遲到了，就像，哦，我的上帝。

You didn't say I'm a rock star now.

你沒說我現在是個搖滾明星。

And have some people beat him.

並讓一些人打他。

Of course I had my security beat the hell out.

當然，我的保全被打得屁滾尿流。

Yeah, absolutely.

是的，絕對的。

What kind of when you really worked at Tower Records?

你在塔牌唱片公司真正工作的時候是什麼樣的？

What kinds of things would you do to just pass the time?

你會做什麼樣的事情來打發時間呢？

Have fun.

玩得開心點

I'm kidding.

我是開玩笑的

You know your actions discussed me, sir.

你知道你的行為討論了我，先生。

Yeah, No, what would we dio?

是啊，不，我們會怎麼做？

You know, we used to do Wait a minute.

你知道，我們曾經做 等待一分鐘。

Just look.

看看吧

I look like General Zia's.

我看起來像齊亞將軍的。

I'm realizing from Planet of the Apes.

我從《人猿星球》中意識到。

You know, that's interchange.

你知道，這就是交換。

Just not kill eight.

就是不殺八。

You could do like Mr Potato Head and kind of dio there, Ugo.

你可以像洋芋頭先生一樣，在那裡做一些事情，烏戈.

Or maybe that the way I've been in an explosion.

或者說，我已經在爆炸中的方式。

You look like you're in Oasis, actually.

你看起來像你在綠洲，其實。

Way Liam Gallagher?

連姆-加拉格爾的方式？

Yeah.

是啊。

Way used to take the little security strips that you put on CDs and put them in the pulse magazines, which you're free.

方式曾經把你放在CD上的小安全條，放在脈搏雜誌裡，你是免費的。

So that old women Children Oh, Pulse magazine and then kind of step through the security guy takes a pounding on an old lady.

所以，老太太孩子哦，脈脈雜誌，然後種步過保全小夥對一個老太太進行猛擊。

Wow.

哇哦

You're a nice guy.

你是個好人

Way have to talk about this video for a second.

方式不得不說一下這個視頻。

Learn to fly because it's kind of interesting.

學會飛翔，因為它是一種有趣的。

Look, let's look at some stills from the video.

看，讓我們來看看視頻裡的一些劇照。

You're all over this place.

你們都在這個地方。

This is you.

這就是你

Of course.

當然了

E think looking very nice.

E認為看起來很不錯。

Let's keep moving here.

讓我們在這裡繼續前進。

There you are.

你在這裡啊

That's me and Taylor.

這是我和泰勒。

Are drummers right behind me?

鼓手就在我身後嗎？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

That must have felt nice.

那感覺一定很好。

And here I think this is salt.

而在這裡，我認為這是鹽。

Here you are, as Dorothy.

你在這裡，作為桃樂絲。

I think this is very nice.

我覺得這很好。

And they put what they put braces on you for that, Is that right?

他們會給你戴上牙套，對嗎？

Yes, I've always wanted braces.

是的，我一直想戴牙套。

But you haven't said one truthful thing.

但你沒有說過一句真話。

You know, sort of.

你知道，有點。

God, When I was a kid, I wanted braces.

天啊，當我還是個孩子的時候，我想戴牙套。

I wanted glasses.

我想要眼鏡。

I wanted thio accessorize, head gear, the whole nine, I'm sure, but I hope I get horrible acne.

我想thio配飾，頭部裝備，整個九，我肯定，但我希望我得到可怕的痤瘡。

Please.

求你了

Why can't I have it?

為什麼不能給我？

I did want braces so badly, though.

我確實很想戴牙套，不過。

And so that was a fantasy come true.

於是，那是一個幻想成真。

And I'm really bummed they didn't show the whole outfit.

我真的很失望，他們沒有展示整個裝備。

It was waist up at this cute little blue denim skirt with white stockings and these huge, fluffy like gave boots.

這條可愛的藍色牛仔小短裙配上白色的絲襪和這雙巨大的、毛茸茸的像給了靴子的腰部。

You're frightening us now.

你現在嚇到我們了。

What was this move right here?

這個動作是什麼，就在這裡？

Where you going?

你要去哪裡？

Going to a hoedown.

去參加一個舞會

Exactly.

就是這樣

I grew the burns.

我長了燒傷。

Well, there is, uh, there is nothing left to lose.

嗯，有，呃，沒有什麼可失去的了。

Is in stores now.

是在商店現在。

And you know what?

你知道嗎？

I wanted to have you come on the show for quite a while.

我想讓你上節目已經很久了。

That's very cool to have you here.

你能來這裡真是太酷了。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

This is the first time I've ever gone on to a talk show just to talk just to be a guest.

這是我第一次上脫口秀節目，只是為了說話，只是為了做嘉賓。

So I have very funny.

所以我有很好笑。

I have to say hi to my band.

我得跟我的樂隊打個招呼。

Got sorry that I'm the lead singer, but nicely done.

對不起，我是主唱，但做得很好。

Dan Croll.

丹-克羅爾

Thanks for coming.

謝謝你的到來。

Good to have you here.

很高興你能來