Wan-too-many days in the sun

摩西

stop preaching homie

對決

teach your flock to covet some fun

耶誕老人

I bring joy every year

開始

man I represent cheer

袍子不錯喔，歐比王

you represent sandals

怎麼曬這麼黑

and a scraggly beard

不要再說教了

I'm from the North Pole

叫你的信眾找點樂子吧

that's why my rhymes are so cold

我每年都帶來喜樂

I spit diamonds

基本上我就代表歡樂

but I'm serving up some fresh coal

你代表著拖鞋

you been a naughty boy

和那雜亂叢生的鬍子

you brought a plague of frogs

我來自北極

you best arrest yourself

所以我的歌詞才會冷酷刺脊

you broke your own law

我口吐鑽石

or was there something in rule six

但是你只配用煤炭來招呼

I didn't understand?

你是個壞孩子

my list says killed Egyptian dude

你降下蛙群之災

buried him in sand

你最好逮捕你自己

I read your book

因為你打破自己的戒律

you got a strict religion

還是十誡中的第六條

no bacon?

我沒真正看懂？

but mandatory circumcision

清單上寫著殺死埃及人

I'm a jolly bowl a jelly

然後把他藏屍砂中

giving holiday presents

我看過你的書

but all the chosen people ever get

你的修行還真嚴格

for Christmas is jealous

不吃培根？

when I was high upon the mountain

但是卻要強制割包皮

God revealed the truths of the Earth

我是負責帶來

but he never mentioned

禮物的開心果

a fat ass Papa Smurf

但是神選之民在耶誕節

it takes nine reindeers

得到的只有忌妒

to haul your fat ass

當我高高在山上

you took the Christ outta Christmas

上帝顯現了大地的真理

and just added more mass

但是他沒提到過

you need to stop breaking

你這胖鬍子老爹

into houses and creeping

要九隻馴鹿才能

and peeping on naughty kids

拖得動你這肥豬

while they sleeping

你把耶誕節去掉耶穌

and keep your hands off my stocking

再加上一堆肥油

don't you Ho Ho me

你不能再這樣

I'll split your ass in half

擅闖民宅

like I did the Red Sea

偷窺壞孩子睡覺

you ain't a saint you a slaver

把人家嚇死

like a pharaoh in the snow

還有不要亂碰我的襪子

stop with the unpaid labor

不要在那邊呵呵傻笑

and let my little people go

我要把你的屁股分成兩半

we ain't slaves

就像紅海那樣

all that sand turned your brains to mush

你才不是聖人你是奴隸販子

I think you need to stop smoking

就像是雪地法老王

all that burning bush

不要再壓榨勞工

yeah we're magical workers man

快放我的小朋友們走

we hang with reindeers

我們才不是奴隸

yo here's a GPS

你根本是腦袋有洞進砂子

who gets lost for 40 years?

我建議你不要再抽

you're a glorified secretary

那些燃燒的矮樹

so write this down

我們是奇蹟創造者

begat deez nutz

也和馴鹿是好朋友

Santa Claus is coming to town

給你一台衛星導航

so much drama in the Israe-L B C

怎麼會有人迷路40年？

it's kinda hard talking directly

你算是個聖光小秘書

to the G O single D

所以麻煩你記下

hand me my chisel

超帶種的 -

I got a new commandizzle for y'all

耶誕老人進城來了

thou shalt not let children

西元前的以色列，實在太戲劇

sit on a grown man's lap at the mall

直接跟上帝交談

I'll beat you ten times

真的不容易

before the bread can rise you dummy

把我的鑿子拿來

and walk off into the land

我幫你們刻條新戒律

of my milk and honies

汝不該讓孩子在賣場

who won?

坐在成年人的大腿上

who's next?

我能打倒你十次

you decide

快到連麵包都還沒發酵，傻子