yikes!

真噁！

with those teeth when you're through

當你有著那些牙齒

there'll be no dust left to bite

你根本沒辦法咬東西

Christ

天啊

newsflash, kid

告訴你，孩子

this is show business

這是演藝事業

show some class when you dress

穿著有點品味

shave that bush off your lips

然後把你嘴唇上那草叢刮掉

boom

砰

your band's named Queen huh?

你的樂團叫做皇后啊？

ain't that sweet

會不會太可愛了

you dance like you rode

你跳舞就像

a bicycle race with no seat

你騎著沒坐墊的腳踏車

that's what's wrong with you people

這就是你們的問題

you'll do anything to get famous

你們不擇手段來變有名

you changed your name to Mercury

你把名字改成默丘里

you should've been Freddie Uranus

你應該叫弗雷迪‧譬顏里！

you think I haven't

你覺得我沒有

heard those things before?

聽過這些話嗎？

you're just a bully

你只是個

who's too scared to go to war

不敢上戰場的小混混

you had a hit song called My Way

你有一首名曲「我的路」

but someone else wrote it

不過是其他人寫的

you're the least talented rat

你是你的老鼠洞裡

in your whole pack of rodents

最沒才華的鼠輩！

you've got four notes in your whole range

你的音域只有四度

you can't act and you can't dance

你不能演戲也不會跳舞

I'm more powerful than you

我比你強大

when I'm wearing women's pants

縱使我穿著女人的褲子

why do you stand there in a suit?

你為啥穿著西裝呆站在那裡

it's like you're trying to bore me

就像是要讓我無聊

when I rock the UK

當我撼動英國

South America gets horny

南美洲也隨之起舞

because my songs have balls

因為我的歌有魄力

they're the anthems of victory

它們代表勝利

your music is like the

你的音樂就像

soundtrack to a vasectomy

從錄音帶上剪下來

you're in the pocket of the mafia

你是黑手黨的搖錢樹

and everybody knows

大家都知道

Guinea dago

義大利大哥

Guinea dago?

義大利大哥？

Guinea dago Figaro

義大利大哥費嘉羅

easy jaws of life

放輕鬆點，大凸牙

I can't stand a racist

我不能忍受種族歧視

I love the coloreds and the queers

我喜歡有色人種跟同性戀

just ask Sammy Davis

去問問薩米戴維斯

look we all wanna swing baby

大家都想搖擺一下

but you took it too far

不過你實在太過火

you played butthole roulette

你大玩屁眼輪盤

and you lost the draw

然後你就中鏢了

I took one for both teams

我為兩個性別奮鬥

from a disease no one knew existed

因此得了沒人知道的病

I didn't leave a mark on history

我不只留名青史

I French kissed it

我法式熱吻了它

I'm a champion of the world

我是太早消逝的

extinguished in his prime

世界冠軍

so kiss my ass Frankie

所以來親我屁股吧，佛朗基

but you'll have to wait in line

不過你還要排隊

who won?

誰贏了？

who's next?

誰是下一個？

you decide

由你決定！