Name: 巨型情人節泰迪熊之歌 (Giant Valentine’s Day Teddy Bear Song)
Uploaded: 2021-02-14T19:05:33.000Z
Duration: 2 min 47 s

And a lot of people are rushing out to get gifts.

而且很多人都是衝著禮品去的。

And I know this from personal experience.

我從個人的經驗中知道這一點。

It's Valentine's Day, and you're opening gifts.

You'd settle for some candy or a sweet little kiss.

你會滿足於一些糖果或一個甜蜜的小吻。

A card for some flowers, that's a great place to start.

一張卡換一些花，那是一個很好的開始。

But as for me, I got a giant teddy bear holding a heart.

但對於我來說，我得到了一個巨大的泰迪熊，拿著一顆心。

That's right. ♪ I got a giant teddy bear ♪

♪ On Valentine's Day ♪ -♪ Valentine's Day ♪

-♪ It's big and it's fluffy and it's always in the way ♪

-它的大，它的蓬鬆，它總是在路上

-♪ It's holding a heart that says "I love you" ♪

*它拿著一顆心說 "我愛你 "* *It's holding a heart that says "I love you "*

-♪ But I don't know where to put it ♪

可能會成為，嗯，只是一個朋友。

It don't fit in my closet, and I don't want to ruin it,

它不適合在我的衣櫃裡， 我不想毀了它。

but I ain't dropping 40 bucks a month for its own storage unit.

但我不會為了它自己的儲藏室而每個月掉40塊錢。

♪ I got a giant teddy bear on Valentine's Day ♪

我得到了一個巨大的泰迪熊 在情人節當天

-♪ I took it to the curb 'cause this thing has got to go ♪

-我把它帶到路邊，因為這個東西必須去

So I took it to a field, and I just left it there.

所以我把它帶到了田野裡，然後就把它放在那裡。

But when I got back inside, it was sitting in a chair.

但當我回到屋裡時，它正坐在椅子上。

Now, its eyes were glowing red, and I swear that this was true.

現在，它的眼睛正發著紅光，我發誓這是真的。

When I looked at the heart, it said, "I'm watching you."

當我看著心，它說："我在看著你。"

-♪ It's big and it's creepy it'll never go away ♪

-它的大和它的毛骨悚然 它永遠不會消失

-♪ I'm scared for my life, I can never stop it ♪

-我害怕我的生活， 我永遠無法阻止它

-♪ Next year, I hope the one I love ♪

Happy Valentine's, everybody! Stick around.

Be right back with more of "The Tonight Show."

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巨型情人節泰迪熊之歌 (Giant Valentine’s Day Teddy Bear Song)