Twitter is straight up drama.

微博上直接是劇透。

There's nobody better suited to explain everyone's tweets.

沒有人更適合解釋大家的微博。

Kendrick Perkins himself without further ado.

肯德里克-帕金斯本人就不多說了。

Welcome to Master Perk Theater.

歡迎來到Master Perk Theater。

What's Good, Sports Nation?

有什麼好的，體育國家？

It's your boy, Big Hurt and Welcome Toe Master Perth in Episode five.

是你的孩子，大傷和歡迎腳趾大師珀斯在第五集。

Let's see who wants to smoke LeBron James O King James, If you know, you know, go talk.

看看誰想抽勒布朗-詹姆斯啊詹皇，如果知道，知道就去說。

Hey, Brian, What you're trying to say you nobody else could talk.

嘿，布萊恩，你想說的是... ...你沒有人可以說出來。

Look, y'all, maybe the goats of professional sports, But I'm a goat.

聽著，大家也許是職業體育界的山羊，但我是一隻山羊。

I'm a Golden Texas Texas basketball Hall of Famer type goat.

我是金德克薩斯德州籃球名人堂型的山羊。

Yeah, so I'm away in on this.

是啊，所以我離開在這。

How about that?

怎麼樣？

And since you want to try toe not include me and others into this tweet like only you and Tom Brady could talk about this, then I'm gonna go ahead and say Serena Williams is the goto.

既然你想不把我和其他人扯進來 就像只有你和Tom Brady能談這個一樣 那我就繼續說Serena Williams是最合適的人選

Go next, up yours truly.

下一個上場的，是你們自己。

Kendrick Perkins.

Kendrick Perkins.

I got the teeth tonight.

我今晚拿到了牙齒。

Let me know if anybody want all the smoke.

如果有人想要所有的煙，請告訴我。

I should have kept my damn mouth closed because the chief didn't want to smoke.

我應該閉上我那該死的嘴，因為局長不想抽菸。

I mean, that was just a disgrace to get smacked like that.

我的意思是，這只是一個恥辱，得到這樣的咂摸。

I mean, Tom Brady was the only person that looked like he wanted to smoke along with the defense of line and linebackers and everybody else on the Tampa Bay roster include the coaching style.

我的意思是，湯姆-布雷迪是唯一一個看起來像他想吸菸的人，以及防線和後衛的防守，以及坦帕灣名冊上的其他人包括教練風格。

Bad choice by me.

我的選擇不好。

Feel sorry for my own laws.

覺得對不起自己的法律。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Next up, Bradley Bill, the leading scorer of the MBA.

接下來是MBA的主力射手布拉德利-比爾。

The cap on this app.

這個應用的上限。

Hashtag cheese.

哈斯塔格奶酪。

Well, look here, Brad.

嗯，看這裡，布拉德。

We just want the best for you.

我們只想給你最好的。

But, I mean, if you want to stay in Washington and continue to lose but put up 35 points a game, then look, do you okay?

但是，我的意思是，如果你想留在華盛頓，繼續輸球，但每場比賽拿下35分，那麼你看，你行嗎？

But I was just feeling sorry for you, along with everybody else.

但我只是為你感到難過，和大家一起。

And we wanted to get you to a winning situation.

而我們想讓你進入一個勝利的局面。

My bad.

我的錯。

Next up, Josh Hart.

下一個, Josh Hart.

I'm a sucker for good.

我是個好東西的吸盤。

Kitchen applies.

廚房適用。

Do what?

做什麼？

Hey, look, Joshua, I see you get your Martha Stewart on and all that.

嘿，看，約書亞，我看到你得到你的瑪莎-斯圖爾特上和所有的。

But look, do me a favor, please.

但是，你看，幫我一個忙，請。

Just don't go broke.

只要不破產就好。

Bryant air fries.

布萊恩特空氣薯條。

Okay, Carry on.

好了，繼續吧。

Next up, Kevin Durant OKd himself.

接下來，凱文-杜蘭特自己OK了。

Free me.

放了我吧

Katie, I'm with you.

凱蒂，我和你一樣。

Free You free you.

釋放你釋放你。

We need you in the game of basketball.

我們需要你在籃球比賽中。

The greatest score ever in my eyes.

在我眼裡，這是有史以來最偉大的分數。

But safety first.

但安全第一。

Okay?

好嗎？

And you need to tell the people around you toe act more responsible Contact, trace and all this.

而且你要告訴你身邊的人，要表現得更負責任，聯繫、追蹤這些。

Look, we gotta make sure that we have a season.

聽著，我們要確保我們有一個賽季。

We got to make sure we see Kevin Durant.

我們要確保見到凱文-杜蘭特。

Go scored 30 plus tonight way.

圍棋今晚30多分的方式。

Need to see you get on your people, not the MBA.

需要看到你對你的人，而不是MBA。

And that's it for this week's episode of Master Perk.

本週的《大師養生》節目就到這裡了。

See you next week.

下週見。

Carry on.

繼續吧