Name: 謝謝你的留言。特朗普的彈劾律師，路邊撿來的。 (Thank You Notes: Trump’s Impeachment Lawyer, Curbside Pickup)
Uploaded: 2021-02-14T18:10:45.000Z
Duration: 4 min 35 s

-Hey, guys, it is Friday, and that is usually, yeah,

-嘿，夥計們，今天是星期五，這通常是，是的。

It's Friday, that's usually when I take care of some business,

今天是星期五，通常是我處理一些事務的時候。

but the day just got completely away from me.

但這一天就這樣徹底離我而去了。

And I completely forgot to write out my weekly thank-you notes.

而我完全忘記了寫出每週的感謝信。

所以現在我知道是在演出期間。

but if you don't mind, I thought I'd take this time

但如果你不介意的話，我想我應該利用這個時間。

to write out my thank-you notes right now,

Can I get some thank-you note writing music please.

能不能給我一些感謝信寫的音樂。

for somehow managing to be the most embarrassing legal story

in the same week that had Zoom cat lawyer.

謝謝你，8000美元的路易威登毛衣。

for looking like someone covered themselves with glue

因為看起來像有人用膠水塗抹自己

and then moshed at a Yo Gabba Gabba! concert.

然後在Yo Gabba Gabba！演唱會上混戰。

for giving me 20 minutes of a nice breakfast

in exchange for eight hours of sleeping in muffin crumbs.

以換取在鬆餅屑中睡上八個小時。

I feel like muffin tops has gotten a little out of hand.

我覺得鬆餅頂已經有點失控了。

-Yeah, something else is like a loaf loaf topped.

-是的，其他的東西就像一個麵包圈的頂部。

-Yeah, not even muffin anymore at this point.

-是啊，這時候連鬆餅都沒有了。

And it's just it just totally ruins the bottom now.

而且它只是它只是完全毀了底部現在。

It's just just take the bottom out of the equation.

就是把底層的東西拿出來而已。

-只有頂部，是的。叫他們烤餅。

That's the one time I heard the word moist

那是我第一次聽到溼潤這個詞的時候

我同意你的觀點是啊，司康餅是乾的。司康餅是乾的。

It's almost like you're mixing it in your mouth.

-是的，我不... ...我不做所有的工作。

-是啊，你得做所有的混音。你必須做所有的混合。

And if you put that added muffin tin, you make a muffin.

而如果你把那個加了鬆餅的鐵皮，你就成了鬆餅。

-You're on to something, Jimmy. -I know, man.

-你說的有道理，吉米。-我知道，夥計

I gotta to call, I gotta call the Bisquick people.

我得打電話，我得打電話給Bisquick的人。

是的，我們沒有。抱歉 - 是啊 - Sorry.是的，我們沒有。我們不知道。

And you got you call. This is Fred Bisquick.

你得到了你的電話。我是Fred Bisquick.

I'm into like video, video director and stuff like that.

我喜歡視頻，視頻導演之類的東西。

Mark. Mark's more at what? -[ Imitates voice on line ]

-Sure, sure, sure. Again, this is Fred Bisquick.

-當然，當然，當然再一次，我是Fred Bisquick.

I don't run that part of the family business.

I'm more like, you know, wedding video editing,

我更喜歡，你知道，婚禮視頻編輯。

這樣的東西。所以，但如果你需要

any of that stuff like you, give me a call, okay?

任何像你這樣的東西， 給我打電話，好嗎？

Call me back. -[ Imitates voice on line ]

給我回電話。-[模仿線上的聲音]

Are you married? -[ Imitates voice on line ]

你結婚了嗎？-[模仿線上的聲音]

-Alright. Yeah. Well, anyway, actually my brothers here

-好吧好吧 - 是啊好吧，無論如何，其實我的兄弟們在這裡

Do you want to talk to him? -[ Imitates voice on line ]

你想和他談談嗎？-[模仿線上的聲音]

No, no, I'm sorry, I'm just eating a scone. [ Coughs ]

不，不，對不起，我只是在吃烤餅。[咳嗽]

Thank you, bouquets, for apparently being French

謝謝你，花束，因為你顯然是法國人。

for a $200 pile of dead plants. Aw, hey, come on.

一堆200美元的死植物。哦，嘿，來吧。

Thank you, sidewalk puddles, or, as New Yorkers call them,

謝謝你，人行道上的水坑，或者，紐約人對它們的稱呼。

Thank you, curbside pickup, being the closest

謝謝你，路邊取貨，是最近的。

I'll ever get to feeling like a NASCAR driver

我將永遠得到的感覺像一個納斯卡車手。

與我自己的維修人員。這就像。

for not going by your full name, lengthy Jonathans.

因為沒有用你的全名，冗長的Jonathans。

Thank you, ski lifts, for being the most exciting way

謝謝你，滑雪纜車，感謝你成為最令人興奮的方式。

There you have it, everybody. Those are my thank you notes.

各位，這就是我的感謝信。這些是我的感謝信。

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