And they say 96 million people watched the Super Bowl.

他們說有9600萬人觀看了超級碗。

96 million people.

九千六百萬人。

And you know what I say to that Bull feathers.

你知道我對那根牛毛怎麼說嗎？

There's no conceivable chance that only 96 million people watch the Super Bowl.

只有9600萬人看超級碗，沒有想象中的機會。

There's no way there were like 330 million people in this country.

這個國家不可能有像3.3億人。

Does that mean that 250 million Americans didn't watch the Super Bowl?

這是否意味著2.5億美國人沒有看超級碗？

Is that a joke?

這是在開玩笑嗎？

There's no way in the world that's true.

世界上不可能有這樣的事情。

People misinterpret those numbers two different ways.

人們對這些數字有兩種不同的誤解。

One of them is they'll say, Well, you know, that's really not a really good writing by Super Bowl standards.

其中一個是他們會說，嗯，你知道，以超級碗的標準來看，這真的不是一個很好的寫作。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

That's a television show that drew 96 million viewers.

那是一個吸引了9600萬觀眾的電視節目。

Have you seen the television universe lately?

你最近看過電視宇宙嗎？

If you've got anything that can draw numbers like that, you can't compare.

如果你有什麼東西能畫出這樣的數字，你就不能比了。

Like I always say this in sports, you can't compare people from one generation to another.

就像我在體育界常說的這句話，你不能拿一代人和另一代人比較。

You compare them relative to the era in which they exist.

你相對於他們所處的時代進行比較。

That's true of everything.

任何事情都是如此。

So you have to compare these television numbers to the era in which they exist.

所以你要把這些電視數字和它們存在的時代進行比較。

You have to take them in that context television is increasingly fragmented.

你要在這種情況下，電視越來越碎片化的情況下接受他們。

People are watching these things in alternative ways.

人們都在用另一種方式觀察這些東西。

Any number of things are happening.

任何一些事情都在發生。

96 million people.

九千六百萬人。

Watching an event is an extraordinarily healthy number, so that's a but be more importantly, I don't buy it.

看一個活動是一個特別健康的數字，所以這是一個但更重要的是，我不相信。

I just don't buy it.

我就是不買賬。

There's just no way.

只是沒有辦法。

Only 96 a half million people watch this game.

只有96個50萬的人看這場比賽。

I mean, will you discount newborn babies?

我的意思是，你會給新生兒打折嗎？

I'm going to say that if we were to measure the audience in people over the age of three months in this country, then the average audience would be something in the neighborhood of 80% of the people.

我想說的是，如果我們要在這個國家三個月以上的人群中去衡量閱聽人，那麼平均閱聽人應該是80%左右的人。

80%.

80%.

80% of the people.

80%的人。

Uh, Bubba Bubba.

呃，布巴布巴。

I got him Bo over here.

我把他帶到這裡來了

But himbo is very.

但他寶很。

He's very negative.

他非常消極。

He's He's very much like he's I I told you he's a 74 year old man trapped in a 30 year old's body.

他... ...他很像... ...我告訴過你，他是一個74歲的老人... ...被困在30歲的身體裡。

Baba, Do you know a person who didn't watch the Super Bowl Sunday?

巴巴，你知道有誰沒看週日的超級碗嗎？

Have you met one?

你見過嗎？

I did find out one of my friends did not watch it, so I know one.

我確實發現我的一個朋友沒有看，所以我知道一個。

A friend.

一個朋友。

What kind of friend is that?

這算什麼朋友？

What friend didn't watch the Super Bowl.

哪個朋友不看超級碗。

You know, he gave up.

你知道，他放棄了。

He he used to watch it.

他他曾經看。

He didn't watch it.

他沒有看。

He gave up on football.

他放棄了足球。

Why?

為什麼？

What did he give up?

他放棄了什麼？

What?

什麼？

What?

什麼？

What was he doing?

他在做什麼？

What did he do Sunday between six o'clock at 10 o'clock?

週日六點到十點之間，他做了什麼？

He just sat home and, uh, I don't know.

他只是坐在家裡，呃，我不知道。

Just what does that mean?

究竟是什麼意思？

Like that?

像這樣嗎？

Zits.

痘痘。

Ridiculous to me.

我覺得很可笑。

People are just making this stuff up.

人們只是在編造這些東西。

There's just no way in the world.

世界上就是沒有辦法。

Only 96 million people watch this game.

只有9600萬人看這場比賽。

I refuse to admit it.

我拒絕承認。

I'm not Admit it.

我不承認。

I'm not admitting anything.

我不會承認任何事情。

It's them.

是他們

They've got to come clean.

他們必須坦白。

I'm telling you right now, there's no way that I think we can find it.

我現在就告訴你，我想我們不可能找到它。

I think we can find enough people.

我想我們可以找到足夠的人。

We will never find it.

我們永遠也找不到它。

All right, Baba, I'm gonna put together a committee, and I need you to chair this committee.

好吧，巴巴，我要去組建一個委員會， 我需要你來主持這個委員會。

I gotta find 200 million.

我得找到兩億。

Yes.

是的，我知道

I need you to go find 200 million people that didn't watch the suit Until I hear 200 million people say I didn't watch the Super Bowl.

我需要你去找2億人沒看球衣，直到我聽到2億人說我沒看超級碗。

I will not believe it's true one that you hear from every one of them.

我不會相信這是真的一個，你從他們每個人那裡聽到的。

So what's your friends name?

你朋友叫什麼名字？

Adam.

亞當。

Adam.

亞當。

That's one.

這是一個。

And it starts conveniently starts within a We'll do this in alphabetical order.

而且它開始方便開始在一個我們按字母順序來做。

So go find all the A's and we'll keep working our way through all the letters.

所以，去找到所有的A，我們會繼續努力，通過所有的字母。

And by the time you get to I don't know Zoe, then I guarantee you you will not have 200 million.

而到了我不知道佐伊，那我保證你不會有兩億。

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感謝您在YouTube上觀看ESPN的體育直播和優質內容。

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訂閱ESPN，加。