THANK YOU.

謝謝你。

STOP, STOP, HEY, YOU'RE TOO KIND.

停，停，嘿，你太善良了。

WHAT?

什麼？

NO.

編號：

STOP!

停下來！

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

WOW!

哇！

YOU GUYS ARE TOO MUCH.

你們是太多了。

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THIS, IT'S

晚上好，女士們，先生們，歡迎來到這裡，它是...

THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

"遲到的，遲到的節目。"

WE HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY.

我們希望你有一個美好的一天。

WE'RE SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE HANGING OUT WITH ALL OF US FOR

我們很高興你能在這裡和我們大家一起玩耍

THE NEXT HOUR.

下一個小時。

SO ON TONIGHT'S SHOW WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH MILA KUNIS, A

所以在今晚的節目中，我們將與米拉-庫尼斯哈拉，她是一個... ...

PERFORMANCE FROM ROBIN THICKE.

ROBIN THICKE的表現。

YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT.

你不會想錯過的。

BUT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT.

但每個人都在談論它。

THE BIG WEEKEND IS COMING UP.

重要的週末即將到來。

EVERYONE READY FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?

大家準備好過情人節了嗎？

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

愛是在空氣中。

AND SO IS COVID SO PLEASE PLAN ACCORDINGLY.

科維德也是如此，所以請按計劃行事。

CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH.

不能再強調了。

YES, VAL EBB TIENS, ON SUNDAY.

是的，VAL EBB TIENS，在週日。

I THINK WE'RE JUST GOING TO STAY IN THIS YEAR.

我想我們只是去留在今年。

>> Reggie: GOOD DECISION.

>> 好的決定。

>> James: YEAH, IT'S JUST INSANE.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，這真是太瘋狂了。

WE STAYED IN LAST YEAR AND NOW THIS YEAR WE DEEPLY REGRET THAT

我們去年留了下來，今年我們非常後悔。

DECISION.

決定：

ARE A ROMANCE, I THINK ARE YOU A ROMANTIC GUY, REG, ARE YOU

是一個浪漫的，我想你是一個浪漫的傢伙，REG，你是。

ROMANTIC.

浪漫的。

>> Reggie: I AM ROMANTIC BUT I AM OF THE SAME PHILOSOPHY AS

>> 雷吉：我是浪漫主義者，但我和你是一樣的哲學。

SUSAN WHICH IS I THINK VAL ENTIE'S DAY IS EVERY DAY.

蘇珊... ...我想瓦爾-埃蒂的日子是每天。

>> James: OH, I DON'T THINK SUS BE-- I THINK SUSAN THINKS

>> 詹姆斯。哦，我不認為蘇是 - 我認為蘇珊認為，

VALENTINE'S DAY IS A CROCK OF [BLEEP].

情人節是一個CROCK的[BLEEP]。

>> PRETTY MUCH.

>> 漂亮的多。

>> James: THAT SAY DIFFERENT THING.

>> 詹姆斯。那說不同的東西。

>> Reggie: I GUESS THAT IS DIFFERENT.

>> 雷吉：我想這是不同的。

>> James: AM I RIGHT, SUSAN.

>> 詹姆斯。我是對的，蘇珊。

>> YOU ARE CORRECT.

>> 你是對的。

>> Reggie: OKAY, TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE, TOO MUCH

>> 好吧，太多巧克力，太多。

CONSTIPATION, TO MUCH ANTICIPATION.

CONSTIPATION，TO MUCH ANTICIPATION。

>> James: THAT TOOK A TURN, THAT REALLY CHUMPED.

>> 詹姆斯。拐了個彎，真的很痛快。

>> James: >> Reggie: THAT IS MY BIGGEST

>> 詹姆斯：>> 這是我最大的

CONCERN WITH CHOCOLATE.

對巧克力的關注：

>> James: CONSTIPATION.

>> 詹姆斯。CONSTIPATION.

>> Reggie: YES.

>> 雷吉：是的。

>> James: THAT IS YOUR CONCERN WITH VALENTINES.

>> 詹姆斯。那是你對情人節的擔憂。

>> Reggie: YOU KNOW, YOU WANT TO BE FRESH AND NIMBLE BUT

>> 雷吉：你知道，你想變得新鮮和靈活，但。

CHOCOLATE WEIGHS YOU DOWN.

巧克力讓你體重下降。

>> James: SURE.

>> 詹姆斯。SURE.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OKAY.

是啊，是啊，是啊，好吧。

THIS STARTED WITH THE QUESTION ARE YOU A ROMANTIC GUY.

這是以 "你是個浪漫的人嗎 "這個問題開始的。

(LAUGHTER) AND IT ENDED IN YOU TALKING

(大笑)結果是你在說話。

ABOUT CONSTIPATION.

關於建築。

SO I THINK WE'VE ALL FOUND THE ANSWER.

所以我想我們都找到了答案。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: KEITH, PETE NAY PLANS FOR VALENTINE.

>> 詹姆斯。KEITH，PETE NAY計劃的情人節。

>> HANGING WITH MY-EE.

>> 和我的小弟在一起。

>> James: OF COURSE YOU ARE, HANGING WITH MY HONEY.

>> 詹姆斯。當然，你是，與我的蜂蜜掛。

HOW DOES HE SAY STUFF AND YOU JUST IMMEDIATELY ARE JEALOUS OF

如何做他說的東西，你只是立即被嫉妒的

THAT WOMAN.

那個女人。

WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO SPEND A VALENTINES IN THOSE ARMS.

我什麼都不會給度過一個情人節 在這些武器。

>> WE'LL PUT ON A LITTLE BARRY WHITE, YOU KNOW.

>> 我們將把一個小巴里-懷特，你知道的。

>> James: WILL YOU PUT ON SOME BARRY WHITE, DO YOU REALLY.

>> 詹姆斯。你會把一些巴里-懷特， 你真的。

>> WE DON'T MESS AROUND.

>> 我們不亂來。

WE GO RIGHT IN.

我們直接進去。

>> James: OH, WOW.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，哇。

YOU KNOW, I ONCE SAW A BARRY WHITE TRIBUTE ACT IN VEGAS.

你知道嗎，我曾經看到過一個巴里・懷特在維加斯的獻唱表演。

NOT EVEN IN A SHOW.

甚至不在一個節目。

THE YOU KNOW THE ONES THAT JUST ARE PLAYING IN THE BAR, AND HIS

你知道那些只是在酒吧裡演奏的人，和他的。

NAME, I PROMISE YOU WAS BARRY WIDE.

名字，我向你保證是巴里-韋德。

HE CAME OUT.

他出來了。

HE DID YOU'RE MY FIRST, YOU'RE MY LAST, YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING.

他做到了，你是我的第一次，你是我的最後一次，你是我的一切。

THEN HE DID A BARRY WHITE SONG THAT NO ONE REALLY KNEW.

然後，他做了一個巴里・懷特的歌曲 沒有人知道。

AND THEN HE DID YOU'RE MY FIRST, YOU'RE MY LAST, YOU'RE MY

然後他做了你是我的第一次，你是我的最後一次，你是我的。

EVERYTHING AGAIN.

一切又來了。

AND WE WERE LIKE I DON'T THINK BARRY WHITE MEANT IT THAT

而我們就像我不認為 巴里-懷特的意思是，

LITERALLY THAT YOU DO IT FIRST AND LAST.

你要先做，然後再做

>> BUT HE WAS PUTTING IT ON REAL, AND THEN HE WENT YOU MIGHT

>> 但他把它放在真實的，然後他走了，你可能。

REMEMBER THIS, AND SNROAT.

記住這一點，和SNROAT。

♪ LIKE THAT.

喜歡這樣。

YEAH.

是的。

LET'S MOVE ON TO SOME HEADLINES.

讓我們進入一些頭條新聞。

THE HOUSE IMPEACHMENT TEAM WRAPPED UP THEIR PREKS TOYED.

屋子裡的執行小組把他們的PREKS玩具包起來了。

AND TO BUILD THEIR CASE THEY DEMONSTRATED HOW TRUMP INFLAMED

為了建立他們的理由，他們展示了特朗普是如何煽動的

TENSIONS OVER SEVERAL MONTHS, ESSENTIALLY THEY WERE USING

在幾個月的時間裡，他們肯定是在使用緊張狀態。

TRUMP'S OWN WORDS AGAINST HIM.

特朗普自己的話對他不利。

WHAT THEY ARE ARGUING IS THAT TRUMP, AND I PROMISE THIS IS THE

他們所爭論的是，特朗普，我保證這是他的。

ONLY TIME YOU WILL HEAR ME SAY THIS, KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING.

你唯一一次聽到我這樣說的時候，知道他在做什麼。

THEY USED HIS OWN WORDS AGAINST HIM WHICH MAKES SENSE, AFTER

他們用他自己的話來反對他，這是有道理的，之後。

ALLK DON'T FORGET.

ALLK不要忘了。

>> I'M VERY HIGHLY EDUCATED.

>> 我受過很高的教育。

I KNOW WORDS.

我知道字。

I HAVE THE BEST WORDS.

我有最好的話語。

>> James: I'M GLAD THAT THEY PUT ALL THE PIECES TOGETHER.

>> 詹姆斯。我很高興他們把所有的片子都放在一起。

WHEN I WAS WATCHING, I DO FEEL BAD FOR THE SENATE AIDE WHO HAD

當我在看的時候，我確實為參議院的助理感到難過，因為他是一個很好的人。

TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THE FOOTAGE OF TRUMP'S SPEECHES.

去通過所有的鏡頭 特朗普的演講，

LIKE OH, HE'S DANCING TO THE YMCA.

像哦，他的舞蹈到基督教青年會。

DANCING.

跳舞。

HE'S DANCING.

他在跳舞。

OKAY, STOP IT THERE, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO-- NO, STILL

好了，停在那裡，它看起來像他要... ... 不，還在。

DANCING.

跳舞。

LEAD MANAGER JAMIE RASKIN DIDN'T MINCE HIS WORDS AS HE WRAPPED UP

首席經理JAMIE RASKIN在總結時毫不吝嗇自己的言論。

HIS OPENING STATEMENT TODAY.

他今天的開場白：

HAVE A LOOK.

請看一下。

>> PRESIDENT TRUMP DECLARED HIS CONDUCT TOTALLY APPROPRIATE.

>> 特朗普總統宣佈他的行為是完全適當的。

SO HE GETS BACK INTO OFFICE, AND IT HAPPENS AGAIN, WE'LL HAVE NO

所以他回到辦公室，再發生這樣的事，我們就沒有了。

ONE TO BLAME BUT OURSELVES.

除了我們自己，沒有人可以責怪。

>> James: YOU COULD JUST TELL HE WAS WAITING FOR ONE PERSON TO

>> 詹姆斯。你可以告訴他，他在等一個人。

BE LIKE-- .

喜歡...

I DO LIKE HIS VOICE THOUGH, JAMIE RASKIN'S VOICE, DON'T YOU?

我喜歡他的聲音，JAMIE RASKIN的聲音，你呢？

I COULD TAKE THAT ON A PODCAST, NO QUESTION.

我可以採取在一個PODC廣播，沒有問題。

SOOTHING JAMIE RASKIN VOICE.

安撫JAMIE RASKIN的聲音：

AS YOU DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP.

當你昏昏欲睡的時候。

JUST REMEMBER, NONE OF THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

請記住，這一切都不是你的錯。

UNLESS THIS DONALD J. TRUMP N WHICH CASE YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT

除非這個唐納德-J-特朗普在這種情況下，你知道到底是什麼。

YOU WERE DOING THE WHOLE TIME.

你一直都在做。

>> James: THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IS SCHEDULED TO CONTINUE

>> 詹姆斯。彈劾審判預定繼續進行。

THROUGH THE BOOK END WITH FOUR HOURS OF QUESTIONING ON SENATORS

通過本書結束時對參議員的4個小時的提問。

TAKING PLACE ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

在情人節當天舉行。

IT IS GOING TO BE WEIRD HEARING SENATORS ASKING QUESTIONS LIKE

聽到參議員們問這樣的問題會很怪異

ONE, DID THE PRESIDENT KNOWINGLY AND WILLINGLY INCITE A POLITICAL

第一，總統是否明知故犯，故意挑起一場政治鬥爭？

INSURRECTION.

保險：

AND TWO, AM I CRAZY OR IS IT CHAMPAGNE:00.

第二，我是瘋了嗎，還是香帕涅：00。

THEY'RE PLANNING FOR FOUR HOURS OF QUESTIONING.

他們計劃進行四小時的質詢。

AND ON VALENTINE'S DAY, GOING FOR THAT LONG IS ACTUALLY KNOWN

而在情人節，去了那麼長的時間實際上是知道的。

AS HAND TANTRIC QUESTIONING.

如手譚問。

THIS IS NICE, TO KEEP THINGS FESTIVE FOR VALENTINES THE

這是很好的，以保持事情的節日為情人節的

QUESTIONS IN THE SENATE WILL ACTUALLY BE ASKED LIKE THIS.

參議院的問題實際上將被問到這樣的問題。

NOW TECHNICALLY, THAT HEART SHOULD READ WILL YOU CONVICT, AS

現在從技術上講，那顆心應該讀到你會不會相信，因為...

TRUMP HAS ALREADY BEEN IMPEACHED BUT I'M FROM BRITAN, HOW CAN I

特朗普已經被彈劾了，但我是英國人，我怎麼能？

EXPECT THE AMERICAN WRITERS ON THIS SHOW TO KNOW THIS.

期待本節目的美國作家知道這一點。

AND NOW, HERE'S THE THING THOUGH.

而現在，這裡的問題是：

IT HAS KM OUT THAT DEMOCRATS HAVE A BACKUP PLAN IN CASE TRUMP

有消息稱，民主黨有備用計劃，以防特朗普。

ISN'T CONVICTED.

沒有被定罪。

THERE IS TALK OF INVOKING THE 14th AMENDMENT WHICH ALLOWS

有人說要援引第十四條修正案，該修正案允許：

CONGRESS TO CENSURE INDIVIDUALS AND BAR THEM FROM HOLDING OFFICE

議會對個人進行監管並禁止其擔任職務。

IF THEY HAVE QUOTE ENGAGED IN INSURRECTION.

如果他們有報價從事保險。

NOW MAYBE JUST, I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A POLITICAL EXPERT.

現在也許只是，我不知道，我不是一個政治專家。

MY SPECIALITY IS YOU KNOW, SINGING, DANCING, BIT OF THIS,

我的特長是你知道的，唱歌，跳舞，這一點。

BIT OF THAT.

的一點。

I'M NOT A, YOU KNOW, NOT A BELTWAY KIND OF GUY.

我不是一個，你知道，不是一個帶路的傢伙。

BUT MAYBE, MAYBE, THIS IS JUST MY OWN THOUGHTS, MAYBE YOU COULD

但是，也許，也許，這只是我自己的想法，也許你可以。

HAVE DONE THAT A MONTH AGO.

一個月前就做過了。

IN OTHER NEWS, A BRITISH MATH MATHEMATICIAN HAS MADE A RATHER

在其他新聞中，一位英國數學家做出了一個更重要的。

AMAZING DISCOVERY.

驚人的發現。

ACCORDING TO HIS CALCULATIONS, ALL OF THE COVID VIRUS

根據他的計算，所有的COVID病毒。

CIRCULATING AROUND THE WORLD RIGHT NOW COULD EASILY FIT

現在環遊世界，可以很容易地適應。

INSIDE A SINGLE SODA CAN.

在一個單一的汽水罐內。

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> 雷吉：WOW。

>> James: THEY SAY DON'T WORRY, DR. PEPPER IS ALREADY

>> 詹姆斯。他們說不用擔心，博士。花椒已經

CLOSING IN ON A CURE.

接近治癒。

REALLY SEEMS LIKE WE DON'T NEED TO BE HEARING FROM RESEARCHERS

似乎我們不需要聽取研究人員的意見。

ABOUT CORONAVIRUS RIGHT NOW, UNLESS THEY'RE STOPPING THE

現在關於冠狀病毒的事情，除非他們停止了。

VIRUS.

病毒：

IN FACT, EVERYONE, COME QUICK, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT UPDATE ABOUT

事實上，各位，快來，我有一個重要的更新關於

COVID-19.

COVID-19.

LIKE WHAT, OH MY GOD, WILL IT STOP THE VIRUS.

像什麼，哦，我的上帝，它會停止病毒。

NO, BUT FUN LITTLE PIECE OF TRIVIA.

不，但有趣的小插曲。

ALL THE COVID CAUSING VIRUS IN THE WORLD COULD FIT INSIDE A

世界上所有引起病毒的病毒都可以裝在一個盒子裡。

SODA CAN.

SODA CAN：

AND THAT WOULD STILL BE HEALTHIER THAN A MOUNTAIN DEW

這仍將是健康的比一個山露

CODE RED.

紅色代碼。

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED?

你有過山茱萸碼紅嗎？

>> Reggie: NO.

>> 雷吉：不。

>> James: I HAVE NEVER HAD A CODE RED, MONEY TAIN DEW CODE

>> 詹姆斯。我從來沒有一個紅色的代碼，錢TAIN DEW代碼。

RD. >> Reggie: I'M AFRAID.

RD.>> 我很害怕。

>> James: I'M AFRAID OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

>> 詹姆斯。我害怕會發生什麼。

>> Reggie: WE SHOULD GET ONE BY THE END OF THE SHOW.

>> 我們應該在節目結束前拿到一個。

>> James: WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

>> 詹姆斯。會發生什麼。

>> Reggie: GIVE MAY ONE BY THE END OF THE SHOW, I WILL DRINK

>> 節目結束前給我一萬塊錢，我就喝。

IT.

IT：

>> James: I DON'T WANT YOU TO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TRING SUCH A

>> 詹姆斯。我不希望你，我不希望你這樣做。

THING.

事情。

>> Reggie: I THOUGHT THIS WAS TV, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO STUFF

>> 我以為這是電視，你應該做一些事情。

THAT IS CONTROVERSIAL.

這是有爭議的。

>> James: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT IS WILL MAKE-- THE MOUNTAIN

>> 詹姆斯。我甚至不知道這是否會使 - 山。

DEW, WHY ARE WE ALLOWED TO DO THAT JOKE AND SOME WILL NOT.

DEW，為什麼我們可以開這個玩笑，而有些人卻不能。

>> BECAUSE MOUNTAIN DEW DID NOT BUY ANY ADVERTISING IN OUR SHOW

>> 因為山德威沒有在我們的節目中購買任何廣告。

THIS EVENING.

這個晚上。

>> Reggie: OH.

>> 雷吉：哦。

>> James: THEY WILL REGRET THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。他們會後悔的。

>> LESSON LEARNED.

>> 經驗教訓：

>> James: THEY'LL REGRET THAT TOMORROW, SUSAN.

>> 詹姆斯。他們明天會後悔的，蘇珊。

THEY'LL BE KICKING THEMSELVES THAT WILL BE A CODE RED.

他們會踢自己，這將是一個代碼紅色。

-- SHARE PRICE PLUMMETS.

-- 股價管道設備。

WHAT HAPPENED.

發生了什麼。

THEY DID A JOKE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," WHAT?

他們在 "遲來的節目 "上開了個玩笑，什麼？

YEAH, YEAH, IT AIRED AT 12:58 AND OUR STOCK PRICE HAD JUST

是啊，是啊，它在12:58播出，我們的股票價格剛剛開始。

GONE BANG AND THEY ARE LIKE GET ON TO SOME GUYS AT REDDIT, WE

他們就像在REDDIT找一些人，我們。

HAVE TO PUMP THIS BACK UP.

必須把這個備份。

WE CAN'T, BOSS, THEY WON'T DON'T T HOW COULD WE HAVE NOT DONE

我們不能，老闆，他們不願意，我們怎麼能不做呢？

THIS, WE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT ADS.

這，我們應該有買廣告。

>> [BLEEP] THEMSELVES [BLEEP] THEMSELVES.

>> [BLEEP] 他們自己 [BLEEP] 他們自己。

>> MINTY FRESH TODAY, MARK, NOT GONE UNNOTICED.

>> MINTY FRESH TODAY, MARK, NOT GONE UNNOTICED.

I LIKE IT.

我喜歡它。

>> NICE ONE, MATE.

>> 好一個，夥計。

>> James: ARE YOU LIKE A SWEAKING SPEER MINT.

>> 詹姆斯。你是喜歡一個SWEAKING SPEER MINT。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> James: SPEER MINT RHINO, I CALL YOU.

>> James:SPEER MINT RHINO, I CALL YOU.

PETE, WHOA, HOUGH!

佩特，哇，好痛！

BEAT, YOU JUST REACTED LIKE THIS SAY DEF JAM COMEDY NIGHT, WHOA!

打，你只是反應像這樣說， DEF JAM喜劇之夜，哇哦！

AND DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS?

大家都看到了嗎？

LAS VEGAS WILL SOON BE GETTING A NEW NO GAMBLING HOTEL, INED STED

拉斯維加斯即將迎來一家新的無賭博酒店，INED STED。

OF CASINO, AND NIGHTCLUB, GUESTS CAN ENJOY A SPAR AS WELL AS A

賭場和夜總會，客人可以享受到一個SPAR以及一個新的娛樂場所。

FITNESS AN WELLNESS CENTER.

健身和健康中心。

YEAH.

是的。

YEAH, BE NICE THAT IN VEGAS.

是的，是好的，在VEGAS。

LUCKILY YOU CAN STILL SMOKE EVERYWHERE.

幸運的是，你還可以在任何地方吸菸。

I CAN'T SEE YOU IN VEGAS, REG.

我不能看到你在VEGAS，REG。

>> YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN THERE.

>> 你知道，我已經在那裡。

YOU KNOW, I HAD MY FIRST LAP DANCE THERE.

你知道嗎，我在那裡跳了我的第一圈舞。

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> OKAY, OKAY.

>> 好的，好的。

>> IT WAS ON TOUR WITH MY BAND AND OUR TOUR MANAGER WAS SO

>> 它與我的樂隊和我們的巡演經理人是如此的

EXCITED TO SHOW US ALL THE SECRETS OF LAS VEGAS.

很高興向我們展示拉斯維加斯的所有祕密。

AND TOOK US TO A CLUB.

並帶我們去了一個俱樂部。

I THINK SLASH WAS THERE AND THERE WAS A WOMAN I THOUGHT WAS

我想斯拉什在那裡，有一個女人，我認為是。

KIND OF CUTE ON STAGE, MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME.

KIND OF CUTE ON STAGE，MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME。

I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL.

我以為我是特別的。

(LAUGHTER) TO YOU KNOW, SHE, AND THEN SHE

（笑）你知道，她，然後她。

KIND OF, AFTER SHE WAS DONE SHE APPEARED VERY SHORTLY AFTER NEXT

有點，在她做完之後，她很快就出現在下一個人身上

TO ME.

對我來說。

OH WOW, SHE LIKES ME.

哦，哇，她喜歡我。

AND THEN MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE WE'LL PAY FOR A LAP DANCE, GO

然後我的朋友們就會認為我們會花錢請他們跳大腿舞，去吧。

FOR T WE'LL PAY FOR IT, GO FOR IT.

我們會付錢的，去吧。

I OKAY, COOL, I JUST PRETENDED LIKE SHE WAS MY GIRLFRIEND.

我還好，冷靜，我只是假裝 像她是我的女朋友。

AND IT WAS PRETTY ENJOYABLE.

它是非常愉快的。

>> James: OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。好的。

>> BUT OTHER THAN THAT, NO, VEGAS ISN'T REALLY MY THING.

>> 但除此之外，不，蔬菜不是我的菜。

ALTHOUGH I AM DIEING TO SEE PENN AND TELLER THERE, I AM GOING TO

雖然我很想在那裡看到PENN和TELLER，但我還是要...

SEE THEM.

看到他們。

>> James: WHIH ONE DOESN'T TALK.

>> 詹姆斯。一個人不說話。

>> TELLER.

>> TELLER.

HE DOES TALK BUT HE DOESN'T.

他確實會說話，但他不會。

>> James: OH, HE CAN TALK.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，他可以說話。

>> Reggie: HE CAN, ONLINE, HIM GIVING SEMINARS ON MAGIC, IT IS

>> 雷吉：他可以，在網上，他在舉辦魔法講座，這是。

PRETTY AMAZING TO HEAR HIM TALK.

聽他說話真是太神奇了。

>> James: OH, I'M DISAPPOINTED IN THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，我很失望。

>> Reggie: I KNOW, I KNOW.

>> 雷吉：我知道，我知道。

>> James: I ALWAYS WANTED HIM TO BE-- .

>> 詹姆斯。我一直希望他是 -- 。

>> Reggie: WANTED HIM TO BE MUTE.

>> 雷吉：想讓他靜音。

>> James: YES, A MAGIC MUTE.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，一個魔法靜音。