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  • >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH.

    >> 詹姆斯。謝謝你這麼多。

  • THANK YOU.

    謝謝你。

  • STOP, STOP, HEY, YOU'RE TOO KIND.

    停,停,嘿,你太善良了。

  • WHAT?

    什麼?

  • NO.

    編號:

  • STOP!

    停下來!

  • ALL RIGHT.

    好吧。

  • WOW!

    哇!

  • YOU GUYS ARE TOO MUCH.

    你們是太多了。

  • GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THIS, IT'S

    晚上好,女士們,先生們,歡迎來到這裡,它是...

  • THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

    "遲到的,遲到的節目。"

  • WE HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY.

    我們希望你有一個美好的一天。

  • WE'RE SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE HERE HANGING OUT WITH ALL OF US FOR

    我們很高興你能在這裡和我們大家一起玩耍

  • THE NEXT HOUR.

    下一個小時。

  • SO ON TONIGHT'S SHOW WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH MILA KUNIS, A

    所以在今晚的節目中,我們將與米拉-庫尼斯哈拉,她是一個... ...

  • PERFORMANCE FROM ROBIN THICKE.

    ROBIN THICKE的表現。

  • YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT.

    你不會想錯過的。

  • BUT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT.

    但每個人都在談論它。

  • THE BIG WEEKEND IS COMING UP.

    重要的週末即將到來。

  • EVERYONE READY FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?

    大家準備好過情人節了嗎?

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

    愛是在空氣中。

  • AND SO IS COVID SO PLEASE PLAN ACCORDINGLY.

    科維德也是如此,所以請按計劃行事。

  • CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH.

    不能再強調了。

  • YES, VAL EBB TIENS, ON SUNDAY.

    是的,VAL EBB TIENS,在週日。

  • I THINK WE'RE JUST GOING TO STAY IN THIS YEAR.

    我想我們只是去留在今年。

  • >> Reggie: GOOD DECISION.

    >> 好的決定。

  • >> James: YEAH, IT'S JUST INSANE.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,這真是太瘋狂了。

  • WE STAYED IN LAST YEAR AND NOW THIS YEAR WE DEEPLY REGRET THAT

    我們去年留了下來,今年我們非常後悔。

  • DECISION.

    決定:

  • ARE A ROMANCE, I THINK ARE YOU A ROMANTIC GUY, REG, ARE YOU

    是一個浪漫的,我想你是一個浪漫的傢伙,REG,你是。

  • ROMANTIC.

    浪漫的。

  • >> Reggie: I AM ROMANTIC BUT I AM OF THE SAME PHILOSOPHY AS

    >> 雷吉:我是浪漫主義者,但我和你是一樣的哲學。

  • SUSAN WHICH IS I THINK VAL ENTIE'S DAY IS EVERY DAY.

    蘇珊... ...我想瓦爾-埃蒂的日子是每天。

  • >> James: OH, I DON'T THINK SUS BE-- I THINK SUSAN THINKS

    >> 詹姆斯。哦,我不認為蘇是 - 我認為蘇珊認為,

  • VALENTINE'S DAY IS A CROCK OF [BLEEP].

    情人節是一個CROCK的[BLEEP]。

  • >> PRETTY MUCH.

    >> 漂亮的多。

  • >> James: THAT SAY DIFFERENT THING.

    >> 詹姆斯。那說不同的東西。

  • >> Reggie: I GUESS THAT IS DIFFERENT.

    >> 雷吉:我想這是不同的。

  • >> James: AM I RIGHT, SUSAN.

    >> 詹姆斯。我是對的,蘇珊。

  • >> YOU ARE CORRECT.

    >> 你是對的。

  • >> Reggie: OKAY, TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE, TOO MUCH

    >> 好吧,太多巧克力,太多。

  • CONSTIPATION, TO MUCH ANTICIPATION.

    CONSTIPATION,TO MUCH ANTICIPATION。

  • >> James: THAT TOOK A TURN, THAT REALLY CHUMPED.

    >> 詹姆斯。拐了個彎,真的很痛快。

  • >> James: >> Reggie: THAT IS MY BIGGEST

    >> 詹姆斯:>> 這是我最大的

  • CONCERN WITH CHOCOLATE.

    對巧克力的關注:

  • >> James: CONSTIPATION.

    >> 詹姆斯。CONSTIPATION.

  • >> Reggie: YES.

    >> 雷吉:是的。

  • >> James: THAT IS YOUR CONCERN WITH VALENTINES.

    >> 詹姆斯。那是你對情人節的擔憂。

  • >> Reggie: YOU KNOW, YOU WANT TO BE FRESH AND NIMBLE BUT

    >> 雷吉:你知道,你想變得新鮮和靈活,但。

  • CHOCOLATE WEIGHS YOU DOWN.

    巧克力讓你體重下降。

  • >> James: SURE.

    >> 詹姆斯。SURE.

  • YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OKAY.

    是啊,是啊,是啊,好吧。

  • THIS STARTED WITH THE QUESTION ARE YOU A ROMANTIC GUY.

    這是以 "你是個浪漫的人嗎 "這個問題開始的。

  • (LAUGHTER) AND IT ENDED IN YOU TALKING

    (大笑)結果是你在說話。

  • ABOUT CONSTIPATION.

    關於建築。

  • SO I THINK WE'VE ALL FOUND THE ANSWER.

    所以我想我們都找到了答案。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> James: KEITH, PETE NAY PLANS FOR VALENTINE.

    >> 詹姆斯。KEITH,PETE NAY計劃的情人節。

  • >> HANGING WITH MY-EE.

    >> 和我的小弟在一起。

  • >> James: OF COURSE YOU ARE, HANGING WITH MY HONEY.

    >> 詹姆斯。當然,你是,與我的蜂蜜掛。

  • HOW DOES HE SAY STUFF AND YOU JUST IMMEDIATELY ARE JEALOUS OF

    如何做他說的東西,你只是立即被嫉妒的

  • THAT WOMAN.

    那個女人。

  • WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO SPEND A VALENTINES IN THOSE ARMS.

    我什麼都不會給度過一個情人節 在這些武器。

  • >> WE'LL PUT ON A LITTLE BARRY WHITE, YOU KNOW.

    >> 我們將把一個小巴里-懷特,你知道的。

  • >> James: WILL YOU PUT ON SOME BARRY WHITE, DO YOU REALLY.

    >> 詹姆斯。你會把一些巴里-懷特, 你真的。

  • >> WE DON'T MESS AROUND.

    >> 我們不亂來。

  • WE GO RIGHT IN.

    我們直接進去。

  • >> James: OH, WOW.

    >> 詹姆斯。哦,哇。

  • YOU KNOW, I ONCE SAW A BARRY WHITE TRIBUTE ACT IN VEGAS.

    你知道嗎,我曾經看到過一個巴里・懷特在維加斯的獻唱表演。

  • NOT EVEN IN A SHOW.

    甚至不在一個節目。

  • THE YOU KNOW THE ONES THAT JUST ARE PLAYING IN THE BAR, AND HIS

    你知道那些只是在酒吧裡演奏的人,和他的。

  • NAME, I PROMISE YOU WAS BARRY WIDE.

    名字,我向你保證是巴里-韋德。

  • HE CAME OUT.

    他出來了。

  • HE DID YOU'RE MY FIRST, YOU'RE MY LAST, YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING.

    他做到了,你是我的第一次,你是我的最後一次,你是我的一切。

  • THEN HE DID A BARRY WHITE SONG THAT NO ONE REALLY KNEW.

    然後,他做了一個巴里・懷特的歌曲 沒有人知道。

  • AND THEN HE DID YOU'RE MY FIRST, YOU'RE MY LAST, YOU'RE MY

    然後他做了你是我的第一次,你是我的最後一次,你是我的。

  • EVERYTHING AGAIN.

    一切又來了。

  • AND WE WERE LIKE I DON'T THINK BARRY WHITE MEANT IT THAT

    而我們就像我不認為 巴里-懷特的意思是,

  • LITERALLY THAT YOU DO IT FIRST AND LAST.

    你要先做,然後再做

  • >> BUT HE WAS PUTTING IT ON REAL, AND THEN HE WENT YOU MIGHT

    >> 但他把它放在真實的,然後他走了,你可能。

  • REMEMBER THIS, AND SNROAT.

    記住這一點,和SNROAT。

  • LIKE THAT.

    喜歡這樣。

  • YEAH.

    是的。

  • LET'S MOVE ON TO SOME HEADLINES.

    讓我們進入一些頭條新聞。

  • THE HOUSE IMPEACHMENT TEAM WRAPPED UP THEIR PREKS TOYED.

    屋子裡的執行小組把他們的PREKS玩具包起來了。

  • AND TO BUILD THEIR CASE THEY DEMONSTRATED HOW TRUMP INFLAMED

    為了建立他們的理由,他們展示了特朗普是如何煽動的

  • TENSIONS OVER SEVERAL MONTHS, ESSENTIALLY THEY WERE USING

    在幾個月的時間裡,他們肯定是在使用緊張狀態。

  • TRUMP'S OWN WORDS AGAINST HIM.

    特朗普自己的話對他不利。

  • WHAT THEY ARE ARGUING IS THAT TRUMP, AND I PROMISE THIS IS THE

    他們所爭論的是,特朗普,我保證這是他的。

  • ONLY TIME YOU WILL HEAR ME SAY THIS, KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING.

    你唯一一次聽到我這樣說的時候,知道他在做什麼。

  • THEY USED HIS OWN WORDS AGAINST HIM WHICH MAKES SENSE, AFTER

    他們用他自己的話來反對他,這是有道理的,之後。

  • ALLK DON'T FORGET.

    ALLK不要忘了。

  • >> I'M VERY HIGHLY EDUCATED.

    >> 我受過很高的教育。

  • I KNOW WORDS.

    我知道字。

  • I HAVE THE BEST WORDS.

    我有最好的話語。

  • >> James: I'M GLAD THAT THEY PUT ALL THE PIECES TOGETHER.

    >> 詹姆斯。我很高興他們把所有的片子都放在一起。

  • WHEN I WAS WATCHING, I DO FEEL BAD FOR THE SENATE AIDE WHO HAD

    當我在看的時候,我確實為參議院的助理感到難過,因為他是一個很好的人。

  • TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THE FOOTAGE OF TRUMP'S SPEECHES.

    去通過所有的鏡頭 特朗普的演講,

  • LIKE OH, HE'S DANCING TO THE YMCA.

    像哦,他的舞蹈到基督教青年會。

  • DANCING.

    跳舞。

  • HE'S DANCING.

    他在跳舞。

  • OKAY, STOP IT THERE, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO-- NO, STILL

    好了,停在那裡,它看起來像他要... ... 不,還在。

  • DANCING.

    跳舞。

  • LEAD MANAGER JAMIE RASKIN DIDN'T MINCE HIS WORDS AS HE WRAPPED UP

    首席經理JAMIE RASKIN在總結時毫不吝嗇自己的言論。

  • HIS OPENING STATEMENT TODAY.

    他今天的開場白:

  • HAVE A LOOK.

    請看一下。

  • >> PRESIDENT TRUMP DECLARED HIS CONDUCT TOTALLY APPROPRIATE.

    >> 特朗普總統宣佈他的行為是完全適當的。

  • SO HE GETS BACK INTO OFFICE, AND IT HAPPENS AGAIN, WE'LL HAVE NO

    所以他回到辦公室,再發生這樣的事,我們就沒有了。

  • ONE TO BLAME BUT OURSELVES.

    除了我們自己,沒有人可以責怪。

  • >> James: YOU COULD JUST TELL HE WAS WAITING FOR ONE PERSON TO

    >> 詹姆斯。你可以告訴他,他在等一個人。

  • BE LIKE-- .

    喜歡...

  • I DO LIKE HIS VOICE THOUGH, JAMIE RASKIN'S VOICE, DON'T YOU?

    我喜歡他的聲音,JAMIE RASKIN的聲音,你呢?

  • I COULD TAKE THAT ON A PODCAST, NO QUESTION.

    我可以採取在一個PODC廣播,沒有問題。

  • SOOTHING JAMIE RASKIN VOICE.

    安撫JAMIE RASKIN的聲音:

  • AS YOU DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP.

    當你昏昏欲睡的時候。

  • JUST REMEMBER, NONE OF THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

    請記住,這一切都不是你的錯。

  • UNLESS THIS DONALD J. TRUMP N WHICH CASE YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT

    除非這個唐納德-J-特朗普在這種情況下,你知道到底是什麼。

  • YOU WERE DOING THE WHOLE TIME.

    你一直都在做。

  • >> James: THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IS SCHEDULED TO CONTINUE

    >> 詹姆斯。彈劾審判預定繼續進行。

  • THROUGH THE BOOK END WITH FOUR HOURS OF QUESTIONING ON SENATORS

    通過本書結束時對參議員的4個小時的提問。

  • TAKING PLACE ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

    在情人節當天舉行。

  • IT IS GOING TO BE WEIRD HEARING SENATORS ASKING QUESTIONS LIKE

    聽到參議員們問這樣的問題會很怪異

  • ONE, DID THE PRESIDENT KNOWINGLY AND WILLINGLY INCITE A POLITICAL

    第一,總統是否明知故犯,故意挑起一場政治鬥爭?

  • INSURRECTION.

    保險:

  • AND TWO, AM I CRAZY OR IS IT CHAMPAGNE:00.

    第二,我是瘋了嗎,還是香帕涅:00。

  • THEY'RE PLANNING FOR FOUR HOURS OF QUESTIONING.

    他們計劃進行四小時的質詢。

  • AND ON VALENTINE'S DAY, GOING FOR THAT LONG IS ACTUALLY KNOWN

    而在情人節,去了那麼長的時間實際上是知道的。

  • AS HAND TANTRIC QUESTIONING.

    如手譚問。

  • THIS IS NICE, TO KEEP THINGS FESTIVE FOR VALENTINES THE

    這是很好的,以保持事情的節日為情人節的

  • QUESTIONS IN THE SENATE WILL ACTUALLY BE ASKED LIKE THIS.

    參議院的問題實際上將被問到這樣的問題。

  • NOW TECHNICALLY, THAT HEART SHOULD READ WILL YOU CONVICT, AS

    現在從技術上講,那顆心應該讀到你會不會相信,因為...

  • TRUMP HAS ALREADY BEEN IMPEACHED BUT I'M FROM BRITAN, HOW CAN I

    特朗普已經被彈劾了,但我是英國人,我怎麼能?

  • EXPECT THE AMERICAN WRITERS ON THIS SHOW TO KNOW THIS.

    期待本節目的美國作家知道這一點。

  • AND NOW, HERE'S THE THING THOUGH.

    而現在,這裡的問題是:

  • IT HAS KM OUT THAT DEMOCRATS HAVE A BACKUP PLAN IN CASE TRUMP

    有消息稱,民主黨有備用計劃,以防特朗普。

  • ISN'T CONVICTED.

    沒有被定罪。

  • THERE IS TALK OF INVOKING THE 14th AMENDMENT WHICH ALLOWS

    有人說要援引第十四條修正案,該修正案允許:

  • CONGRESS TO CENSURE INDIVIDUALS AND BAR THEM FROM HOLDING OFFICE

    議會對個人進行監管並禁止其擔任職務。

  • IF THEY HAVE QUOTE ENGAGED IN INSURRECTION.

    如果他們有報價從事保險。

  • NOW MAYBE JUST, I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT A POLITICAL EXPERT.

    現在也許只是,我不知道,我不是一個政治專家。

  • MY SPECIALITY IS YOU KNOW, SINGING, DANCING, BIT OF THIS,

    我的特長是你知道的,唱歌,跳舞,這一點。

  • BIT OF THAT.

    的一點。

  • I'M NOT A, YOU KNOW, NOT A BELTWAY KIND OF GUY.

    我不是一個,你知道,不是一個帶路的傢伙。

  • BUT MAYBE, MAYBE, THIS IS JUST MY OWN THOUGHTS, MAYBE YOU COULD

    但是,也許,也許,這只是我自己的想法,也許你可以。

  • HAVE DONE THAT A MONTH AGO.

    一個月前就做過了。

  • IN OTHER NEWS, A BRITISH MATH MATHEMATICIAN HAS MADE A RATHER

    在其他新聞中,一位英國數學家做出了一個更重要的。

  • AMAZING DISCOVERY.

    驚人的發現。

  • ACCORDING TO HIS CALCULATIONS, ALL OF THE COVID VIRUS

    根據他的計算,所有的COVID病毒。

  • CIRCULATING AROUND THE WORLD RIGHT NOW COULD EASILY FIT

    現在環遊世界,可以很容易地適應。

  • INSIDE A SINGLE SODA CAN.

    在一個單一的汽水罐內。

  • >> Reggie: WOW.

    >> 雷吉:WOW。

  • >> James: THEY SAY DON'T WORRY, DR. PEPPER IS ALREADY

    >> 詹姆斯。他們說不用擔心,博士。花椒已經

  • CLOSING IN ON A CURE.

    接近治癒。

  • REALLY SEEMS LIKE WE DON'T NEED TO BE HEARING FROM RESEARCHERS

    似乎我們不需要聽取研究人員的意見。

  • ABOUT CORONAVIRUS RIGHT NOW, UNLESS THEY'RE STOPPING THE

    現在關於冠狀病毒的事情,除非他們停止了。

  • VIRUS.

    病毒:

  • IN FACT, EVERYONE, COME QUICK, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT UPDATE ABOUT

    事實上,各位,快來,我有一個重要的更新關於

  • COVID-19.

    COVID-19.

  • LIKE WHAT, OH MY GOD, WILL IT STOP THE VIRUS.

    像什麼,哦,我的上帝,它會停止病毒。

  • NO, BUT FUN LITTLE PIECE OF TRIVIA.

    不,但有趣的小插曲。

  • ALL THE COVID CAUSING VIRUS IN THE WORLD COULD FIT INSIDE A

    世界上所有引起病毒的病毒都可以裝在一個盒子裡。

  • SODA CAN.

    SODA CAN:

  • AND THAT WOULD STILL BE HEALTHIER THAN A MOUNTAIN DEW

    這仍將是健康的比一個山露

  • CODE RED.

    紅色代碼。

  • HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED?

    你有過山茱萸碼紅嗎?

  • >> Reggie: NO.

    >> 雷吉:不。

  • >> James: I HAVE NEVER HAD A CODE RED, MONEY TAIN DEW CODE

    >> 詹姆斯。我從來沒有一個紅色的代碼,錢TAIN DEW代碼。

  • RD. >> Reggie: I'M AFRAID.

    RD.>> 我很害怕。

  • >> James: I'M AFRAID OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

    >> 詹姆斯。我害怕會發生什麼。

  • >> Reggie: WE SHOULD GET ONE BY THE END OF THE SHOW.

    >> 我們應該在節目結束前拿到一個。

  • >> James: WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

    >> 詹姆斯。會發生什麼。

  • >> Reggie: GIVE MAY ONE BY THE END OF THE SHOW, I WILL DRINK

    >> 節目結束前給我一萬塊錢,我就喝。

  • IT.

    IT:

  • >> James: I DON'T WANT YOU TO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TRING SUCH A

    >> 詹姆斯。我不希望你,我不希望你這樣做。

  • THING.

    事情。

  • >> Reggie: I THOUGHT THIS WAS TV, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO STUFF

    >> 我以為這是電視,你應該做一些事情。

  • THAT IS CONTROVERSIAL.

    這是有爭議的。

  • >> James: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT IS WILL MAKE-- THE MOUNTAIN

    >> 詹姆斯。我甚至不知道這是否會使 - 山。

  • DEW, WHY ARE WE ALLOWED TO DO THAT JOKE AND SOME WILL NOT.

    DEW,為什麼我們可以開這個玩笑,而有些人卻不能。

  • >> BECAUSE MOUNTAIN DEW DID NOT BUY ANY ADVERTISING IN OUR SHOW

    >> 因為山德威沒有在我們的節目中購買任何廣告。

  • THIS EVENING.

    這個晚上。

  • >> Reggie: OH.

    >> 雷吉:哦。

  • >> James: THEY WILL REGRET THAT.

    >> 詹姆斯。他們會後悔的。

  • >> LESSON LEARNED.

    >> 經驗教訓:

  • >> James: THEY'LL REGRET THAT TOMORROW, SUSAN.

    >> 詹姆斯。他們明天會後悔的,蘇珊。

  • THEY'LL BE KICKING THEMSELVES THAT WILL BE A CODE RED.

    他們會踢自己,這將是一個代碼紅色。

  • -- SHARE PRICE PLUMMETS.

    -- 股價管道設備。

  • WHAT HAPPENED.

    發生了什麼。

  • THEY DID A JOKE ON THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," WHAT?

    他們在 "遲來的節目 "上開了個玩笑,什麼?

  • YEAH, YEAH, IT AIRED AT 12:58 AND OUR STOCK PRICE HAD JUST

    是啊,是啊,它在12:58播出,我們的股票價格剛剛開始。

  • GONE BANG AND THEY ARE LIKE GET ON TO SOME GUYS AT REDDIT, WE

    他們就像在REDDIT找一些人,我們。

  • HAVE TO PUMP THIS BACK UP.

    必須把這個備份。

  • WE CAN'T, BOSS, THEY WON'T DON'T T HOW COULD WE HAVE NOT DONE

    我們不能,老闆,他們不願意,我們怎麼能不做呢?

  • THIS, WE SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT ADS.

    這,我們應該有買廣告。

  • >> [BLEEP] THEMSELVES [BLEEP] THEMSELVES.

    >> [BLEEP] 他們自己 [BLEEP] 他們自己。

  • >> MINTY FRESH TODAY, MARK, NOT GONE UNNOTICED.

    >> MINTY FRESH TODAY, MARK, NOT GONE UNNOTICED.

  • I LIKE IT.

    我喜歡它。

  • >> NICE ONE, MATE.

    >> 好一個,夥計。

  • >> James: ARE YOU LIKE A SWEAKING SPEER MINT.

    >> 詹姆斯。你是喜歡一個SWEAKING SPEER MINT。

  • >> THANK YOU.

    >> 謝謝你。

  • >> James: SPEER MINT RHINO, I CALL YOU.

    >> James:SPEER MINT RHINO, I CALL YOU.

  • PETE, WHOA, HOUGH!

    佩特,哇,好痛!

  • BEAT, YOU JUST REACTED LIKE THIS SAY DEF JAM COMEDY NIGHT, WHOA!

    打,你只是反應像這樣說, DEF JAM喜劇之夜,哇哦!

  • AND DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS?

    大家都看到了嗎?

  • LAS VEGAS WILL SOON BE GETTING A NEW NO GAMBLING HOTEL, INED STED

    拉斯維加斯即將迎來一家新的無賭博酒店,INED STED。

  • OF CASINO, AND NIGHTCLUB, GUESTS CAN ENJOY A SPAR AS WELL AS A

    賭場和夜總會,客人可以享受到一個SPAR以及一個新的娛樂場所。

  • FITNESS AN WELLNESS CENTER.

    健身和健康中心。

  • YEAH.

    是的。

  • YEAH, BE NICE THAT IN VEGAS.

    是的,是好的,在VEGAS。

  • LUCKILY YOU CAN STILL SMOKE EVERYWHERE.

    幸運的是,你還可以在任何地方吸菸。

  • I CAN'T SEE YOU IN VEGAS, REG.

    我不能看到你在VEGAS,REG。

  • >> YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN THERE.

    >> 你知道,我已經在那裡。

  • YOU KNOW, I HAD MY FIRST LAP DANCE THERE.

    你知道嗎,我在那裡跳了我的第一圈舞。

  • >> OKAY.

    >> OKAY。

  • >> OKAY.

    >> OKAY。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> OKAY, OKAY.

    >> 好的,好的。

  • >> IT WAS ON TOUR WITH MY BAND AND OUR TOUR MANAGER WAS SO

    >> 它與我的樂隊和我們的巡演經理人是如此的

  • EXCITED TO SHOW US ALL THE SECRETS OF LAS VEGAS.

    很高興向我們展示拉斯維加斯的所有祕密。

  • AND TOOK US TO A CLUB.

    並帶我們去了一個俱樂部。

  • I THINK SLASH WAS THERE AND THERE WAS A WOMAN I THOUGHT WAS

    我想斯拉什在那裡,有一個女人,我認為是。

  • KIND OF CUTE ON STAGE, MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME.

    KIND OF CUTE ON STAGE,MADE EYE CONTACT WITH ME。

  • I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL.

    我以為我是特別的。

  • (LAUGHTER) TO YOU KNOW, SHE, AND THEN SHE

    (笑)你知道,她,然後她。

  • KIND OF, AFTER SHE WAS DONE SHE APPEARED VERY SHORTLY AFTER NEXT

    有點,在她做完之後,她很快就出現在下一個人身上

  • TO ME.

    對我來說。

  • OH WOW, SHE LIKES ME.

    哦,哇,她喜歡我。

  • AND THEN MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE WE'LL PAY FOR A LAP DANCE, GO

    然後我的朋友們就會認為我們會花錢請他們跳大腿舞,去吧。

  • FOR T WE'LL PAY FOR IT, GO FOR IT.

    我們會付錢的,去吧。

  • I OKAY, COOL, I JUST PRETENDED LIKE SHE WAS MY GIRLFRIEND.

    我還好,冷靜,我只是假裝 像她是我的女朋友。

  • AND IT WAS PRETTY ENJOYABLE.

    它是非常愉快的。

  • >> James: OKAY.

    >> 詹姆斯。好的。

  • >> BUT OTHER THAN THAT, NO, VEGAS ISN'T REALLY MY THING.

    >> 但除此之外,不,蔬菜不是我的菜。

  • ALTHOUGH I AM DIEING TO SEE PENN AND TELLER THERE, I AM GOING TO

    雖然我很想在那裡看到PENN和TELLER,但我還是要...

  • SEE THEM.

    看到他們。

  • >> James: WHIH ONE DOESN'T TALK.

    >> 詹姆斯。一個人不說話。

  • >> TELLER.

    >> TELLER.

  • HE DOES TALK BUT HE DOESN'T.

    他確實會說話,但他不會。

  • >> James: OH, HE CAN TALK.

    >> 詹姆斯。哦,他可以說話。

  • >> Reggie: HE CAN, ONLINE, HIM GIVING SEMINARS ON MAGIC, IT IS

    >> 雷吉:他可以,在網上,他在舉辦魔法講座,這是。

  • PRETTY AMAZING TO HEAR HIM TALK.

    聽他說話真是太神奇了。

  • >> James: OH, I'M DISAPPOINTED IN THAT.

    >> 詹姆斯。哦,我很失望。

  • >> Reggie: I KNOW, I KNOW.

    >> 雷吉:我知道,我知道。

  • >> James: I ALWAYS WANTED HIM TO BE-- .

    >> 詹姆斯。我一直希望他是 -- 。

  • >> Reggie: WANTED HIM TO BE MUTE.

    >> 雷吉:想讓他靜音。

  • >> James: YES, A MAGIC MUTE.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,一個魔法靜音。

  • HEY, THAT'S A SHOW THAT WOULD WORK IN VEGAS.

    嘿,這是一個節目,可以在維加斯工作。

  • MAGIC MUTE, IT'S STRIPPERS BUT THEY DANCE TO NO MUSIC.

    魔法靜音,它是脫衣舞者,但他們的舞蹈沒有音樂。

  • YOU GOT TO IMAGINE THE MUSIC.

    你一定要想象一下音樂。

  • (LAUGHTER) AND WE WANTED