WELCOME, BABY!

歡迎，寶貝！

OH, I'M HERE ON THE PLANET!

哦，我在這裡的星球上！

WELCOME TO IT!

歡迎來到這裡！

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

你不要忘了它！

WHOO!

喔！

WHOO!

喔！

IT'S THAT OR GO TO SLEEP.

就是這樣，不然就去睡覺。

TWO CHOICES, AND I WANT TO BE HERE FOR YOU.

兩個選擇，我想在這裡為你。

SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

很高興再次見到你。

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, IT WAS NOT EASY.

你知道，夥計們，這並不容易。

WE MADE IT THROUGH THE FINAL DAY OF THE DEMOCRATS' CASE AGAINST

我們度過了民主黨起訴案的最後一天。

THE EX-PRESIDENT AND, TODAY, I DIDN'T CRY -- YET.

總統和，今天，我沒有哭 - 還沒有。

SAVING THAT FOR A BEDTIME TREAT.

把它留到睡前處理。

I'M GOING TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THEIR CLOSING ARGUMENT IN MY

我要告訴大家他們在我的結案陳詞中的論點

UNFORTUNATELY STILL ONGOING, BUT SOON TO BE GONE SEGMENT

不幸的是，目前仍在進行中，但很快就會消失的部分。

"DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH 2: GO FAST, WE'RE FURIOUS."

"DON和巨人IMPEACH 2： 快走，我們很憤怒。"

>> I AM A TREMENDOUS EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR COUNTRY.

>> 我是我們國家的一個嚴重的恥辱。

THE LAST FOUR YEARS WERE TRAGEDIES.

過去的四年是個悲劇。

( GROWLING ) OOH!

（咆哮）嚯！

OOH!

哦！

THIS IS KIND OF DOING IT FOR ME.

這是一種為我做的。

OOH!

哦！

OOH!

哦！

I LOVE YOU >> YUCK!

我愛你 >> 呸！

>> YOU'RE GONNA GET $130,000.

>> 你會得到13萬美元。

>> WEIRDO!

>> WEIRDO！

>> Stephen: I'M GOING TO MISS THAT A LITTLE.

>> 史蒂芬：我會有點想念的。

AS THE DAY WAS LARGELY SUMMARY BY THE HOUSE

當天的會議由眾議院作了簡短的總結。

MANAGERS, THERE WAS A LOT OF EVIDENCE, BUT THERE WAS ALSO

管理人員，有很多證據，但也有

APPEALING TO A COMMON HUMANITY.

訴諸於共同的人性。

FOR INSTANCE, CALIFORNIA CONGRESSMAN TED LIEU POINTED OUT

加州議員特德-廖俊傑指出："為了方便起見，加州議員特德-廖指出

JUST HOW CALLOUS THE FORMER PRESIDENT WAS IN THE DAYS

前任總統當年是如何的冷酷無情？

FOLLOWING THE ATTACK.

在攻擊之後，

>> WE'RE ALL AWARE THAT A VIOLENT MOB MURDERED A POLICE

>> 我們都知道，一個暴力的暴徒殺害了一名警察。

OFFICER.

官員：

IT TOOK PRESIDENT TRUMP THREE DAYS BEFORE HE LOWERED THE FLAG

特朗普總統花了三天時間才降下國旗。

OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

美利堅合眾國聯邦共和國總統府。

THREE DAYS.

三天。

AND PRESIDENT TRUMP WHO WAS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF AT THE TIME

和當時擔任總司令的特朗普總統。

DID NOT ATTEND AND PAY RESPECTS TO THE OFFICER WHO LAY IN STATE

沒有出席並向就任的官員致敬

IN THE VERY BUILDING THAT HE DIED DEFENDING.

在他為之犧牲的大樓裡。

>> STEPHEN: WOULDN'T PA HIS RESPECTS.

>> 我不會向他致敬。

I GUESS ALL HIS BLUE LIVES MATTER TALK WAS BULL, OR HE WAS

我猜他所有的藍色生命的事情說話是牛，或者他是。

JUST TALKIN' ABOUT THE SMURFS.

我只是在說 "皮爾斯 "的事。

CONGRESSMAN LIEU THEN SPELLED OUT THE VERY REAL CONSEQUENCES

然後，廖議員闡明瞭非常真實的後果。

OF ACQUITTING NUMBER 45.

45號收購案。

>> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT AFRAID OF DONALD TRUMP RUNNING AGAIN IN

>> 你知道嗎，我並不害怕唐納德-特朗普在競選中競選。

FOUR YEARS.

四年了

I'M AFRAID HE'S GOING TO RUN AGAIN AND LOSE.

我怕他再跑一次就會輸掉。

BECAUSE HE CAN DO THIS AGAIN.

因為他可以再做一次。

>> STEPHEN: YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY AFRAID OF HIM RUNNING EITHER.

>> 是的，我並不害怕他跑掉。

I'M REALLY AFRAID OF HIM SHAMBLING DOWN A RAMP WHILE HIS

我真的很害怕他在斜坡上晃悠，而他的... ...

DERANGED GOONS GO PODIUM SHOPPING.

DERANGEDONS GO PODIUM SHOPPING。

THEN IT WAS TIME FOR COLORADO REPRESENTATIVE AND AUTHOR OF THE

現在是時候讓科羅拉多州的代表和《》的作者來寫了。

SELF HELP BOOK YOUR MOM JUST READ, DIANA DEGETTE.

你媽媽剛剛讀過的自助書，戴安娜-迪吉特。

DeGETTE DRESSED THE REAL PURPOSE OF THIS TRIAL.

DeGETTE處理了這次審判的真正目的。

>> IMPEACHMENT IS NOT TO PUNISH BUT TO PREVENT.

>> 執政不是為了懲罰，而是為了預防。

WE ARE NOT HERE TO PUNISH DONALD TRUMP.

我們不是來懲罰唐納德-特朗普的。

WE ARE HERE TO PREVENT THE SEEDS OF HATRED HE PLANTED FROM

我們要在這裡防止他種下的仇恨的種子。

BEARING ANY MORE FRUIT.

承擔任何更多的果實。

>> THOUGH BASED ON HIS DIET, I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT THE LAST THING

>> 雖然根據他的飲食習慣，我很相信最後的事情。

HE WANTS IS FRUIT.

他想要的是水果。

RASKIN EXPLAINED THE PRESIDENT'S RIOT SQUAD WAS NOTHING NEW.

拉斯金解釋說，總統的防暴隊不是什麼新鮮事。

SOMETHING SIMILAR HAPPENED MONTHS BEFORE JANUARY 6 WHEN A

1月6日之前的幾個月也發生了類似的事情，當時A.

MOB OVERTOOK THE MICHIGAN CAPITOL.

暴徒佔領了密歇根州的首都。

>> THIS TRUMP-INSPIRED MOB MAY INDEED LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU.

>> 這個受特朗普啟發的暴徒，你可能會覺得很熟悉。

CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAGS, MAGA HATS, WEAPONS, CAMO ARMY GEAR.

聯邦戰旗，軍帽，武器，迷彩軍裝。

JUST LIKE THE INSURRECTIONISTS WHOSHOWED UP AND INVADED THIS

就像保監會誰露面，併入侵這個

CHAMBER ON JANUARY 6.

1月6日的會議。

>> STEPHEN: PROMPTING "US WEEKLY" TO ASK, "WHO TREASONED

>> STEPHEN：催促《美國週刊》問："WHO TREASONED"。

IT BETTER?" THEN JOAQUIN CASTRO REMINDED THE

它更好？"然後JOAQUIN CASTRO提醒說：

JURORS THAT DEMOCRACY TAKES WORK.

法官們認為民主需要工作。

>> THE WORLD IS WATCHING AND WONDERING WHETHER WE ARE WHO WE

>> 世界正在注視和懷疑我們是否是我們自己。

SAY WE ARE.

說我們是。

WE MUST STAND UP FOR THE RULE OF LAW BECAUSE THE RULE OF LAW

我們必須維護法律的規則，因為法律的規則。

DOESN'T JUST STAND UP BY ITSELF.

不只是自己站起來。

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT.

>> 沒錯。

DEMOCRACY IS FRAGILE.

民主是脆弱的。

IT NEEDS HELP TO STAND, LIKE A BABY DEER, OR A SUPER BOWL

它需要幫助站立，像一隻嬰兒鹿，或一個超級碗。

QUARTERBACK.

quarterback.

MORE ON THAT LATER.

稍後再談。

AND EARLIER.

和更早。

RASKIN EVOKED A CONSERVATIVE ICON OF THE SUPREME COURT TO

拉斯金將最高法院的一個保守派偶像請到了最高法院。

PROVE THAT THE FORMER PRESIDENT CAN'T USE THE FIRST AMENDMENT AS

證明前總統不能以《第一修正案》為依據。

AN EXCUSE.

一個藉口。

>> JUSTICE SCALIA GOT IT EXACTLY RIGHT ON THIS.

>> 斯卡利亞法官完全正確地抓住了這一點。

HE WROTE ON THESE CASES ABOUT HOW THE FIRST AMENDMENT AFFECTS

他在這些案例中寫道："第一修正案如何影響我們的生活？

PEOPLE WHO TAKE ON A PUBLIC OFFICE, WHO TAKE ON PUBLIC

擔任公職的人，擔任公職的人。

EMPLOYMENT.

就業：

AND HE SUMMED IT UP LIKE THIS.

他總結了這樣的。

HE SAID, "YOU CANNOT RIDE WITH THE COPS BUT ROOT FOR THE

他說，"你不能和警察一起騎，但要支持警察。

ROBBERS."

強盜。"

>> STEPHEN: A GOOD ANALOGY, BUT LET ME PUT IT IN TERMS THE

>> 一個很好的分析，但讓我用一句話來形容，那就是："我是一個很好的人"。

FORMER PRESIDENT CAN UNDERSTAND: YOU CAN'T RIDE WITH RONALD

前總統能理解：你不能和羅納德一起坐車。

MCDONALD AND ROOT FOR THE HAMBURGLAR.

MCDONALD和根為hamburghar。

LATER, RASKIN POSED A QUESTION DIRECTLY TO THE DEFENSE.

後來，RASKIN直接向辯方提出了一個問題。

>> I'LL ADD A LEGAL QUESTION THAT I HOPE HIS COUNCIL WILL

>> 我要補充一個法律問題，我希望他的理事會會。

ADDRESS.

地址：

IF A PRESIDENT DID INVITE THE VIOLENT INSURRECTION AGAINST OUR

如果一個總統邀請了對我們的暴力革命。

GOVERNMENT, AS WE ALLEGE AND THINK WE HAVE PROVEN IN THIS

政府，正如我們在本報告中所主張和認為我們已經證明的那樣。

CASE, BUT IN GENERAL, IF THE PRESIDENT INCITED A VIOLENT

但是，一般來說，如果主席煽動暴力。

INSURRECTION AGAINST OUR GOVERNMENT, WOULD THAT BE A HIGH

對我們政府的保險，會不會很高？

CRIME AND MISDEMEANOR?

犯罪和誤判？

>> STEPHEN: MAN, HE ACTUALLY HAD TO ASK THAT!

>> 夥計，他居然要問這個問題！

THE BAR'S GOTTEN SO LOW.

吧檯的溫度已經很低了。

AND SOMEONE SHOULD PICK IT UP QUICK BEFORE A PROUD BOY USES IT

在一個驕傲的男孩使用它之前，有人應該迅速把它撿起來。

TO BEAT A COP.

打一個警察。

AND HE CLOSED WITH AN APPEAL TO THE SENATORS.

最後他向參議員們發出了呼籲。

>> OUR FRIENDS MUST WORK TO ANSWER THE OVERWHELMING,

>> 我們的朋友們必須努力解決這個問題。

DETAILED, SPECIFIC, FACTUAL AND DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE WE'VE

詳細、具體、事實和文件證據，我們已經：

INTRODUCED OF THE PRESIDENT'S CLEAR AND OVERWHELMING GUILT

介紹主席的明確和令人信服的罪責。

INCITING VIOLENT INSURRECTION AGAINST THE UNION.

煽動暴力叛亂反對聯盟；

>> Stephen: AGAINST THE UNION.

>> 史蒂芬：反對聯盟。

NOT ONLY IS HE POWERFULLY EVOKING THE CIVIL WAR, BUT HE'S

他不僅有力地挑起了內戰，而且他還。

MAKING A CLEAR REFERENCE THAT THE FORMER PRESIDENT NEVER TRIED

明確提到前總統從未嘗試過的問題

TO PRESERVE A UNION.

保護聯盟；

CONGRESSMAN NEGUSE REMINDED EVERYONE THAT THE FORMER

內古斯議員提醒大家，前總統的身份是

PRESIDENT VERY CLEARLY TOLD US WHERE HIS ALLEGIANCE LAY.

主席非常清楚地告訴我們，他的論點在哪裡。

>> WHEN THEY, THE POLICE, STILL BARRICADED AND BEING ATTACKED

>> 當他們，警察，仍然被封鎖和被攻擊時

WITH POLES, HE SAID IN HIS VIDEO, TO THE PEOPLE ATTACKING

他在視頻中說，用電線杆，對那些攻擊的人說

THEM, "WE LOVE YOU.

他們，"我們愛你。

YOU ARE VERY SPECIAL."

你是很特別的。"

WHAT MORE COULD WE POSSIBLY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP'S

關於特朗普總統，我們還需要知道什麼？

STATE OF MIND?

心態？

>> STEPHEN: MAYBE, HOW MUCH THIS COULD'VE ALL BEEN AVOIDED IF HIS

>> 也許，如果他的兒子能把這一切都避免了。

DAD HAD EVER HUGGED HIM?

爸爸曾經擁抱過他？

NEGUSE CLOSED BY SAYING THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED

奈古斯最後說，這不只是發生了什麼事，而是發生了什麼事。

IN JANUARY, IT'S WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE.

在1月，這是未來可能發生的事情。

>> WE HUMBLY, HUMBLY ASK YOU TO CONVICT PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR THE

>> 我們謙虛地，謙虛地請求您為特朗普總統定罪。

CRIME FOR WHICH HE IS OVERWHELMINGLY GUILTY OF.

他所犯的罪行是非常嚴重的。

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, IF WE PRETEND THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN--

因為如果你不這樣做，如果我們假裝這一切都沒有發生 --

OR WORSE, IF WE LET IT GO UNANSWERED-- WHO'S TO SAY IT

或者更糟糕的是，如果我們讓它去unanwersed -- 誰是說，它

WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN?

不會再發生了吧？

>> STEPHEN: IF WE DON'T STOP HIM, IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN.

>> 如果我們不阻止他，就會再次發生。

IT DID HAPPEN AGAIN, BECAUSE THIS IS HOW ADAM SCHIFF CLOSED

它又發生了，因為這是亞當-希夫關閉的方式。

OUT THE LAST IMPEACHMENT!

淘汰了最後一個入侵者！

>> YOU CAN'T TRUST THIS PRESIDENT TO DO THE RIGHT THING,

>> 你不能相信這個總統會做正確的事情。

NOT FOR ONE MINUTE.

一分鐘都不行

HE HAS BETRAYED OUR NATIONAL SECURITY AND HE WILL DO SO

他背叛了我們的國家安全，而且他還會這樣做的

AGAIN.

再一次。

HE HAS COMPROMISED OUR ELECTIONS AND HE WILL DO SO AGAIN.

他已經放棄了我們的選舉，他會再次這樣做。

YOU WILL NOT CHANGE HIM.

你不會改變他的。

YOU CANNOT CONSTRAIN HIM.

你不能限制他。

HE IS WHO HE IS.

他是誰，他是誰。

>> STEPHEN: I TAKE NO PLEASURE IN PLAYING THAT CLIP.

>> 我對播放那段視頻不感興趣

I TAKE NO PLEASURE IN PLAYING CONGRESSMAN NEGUSE'S CLIP.

我對播放內古斯議員的短片不感興趣。

AND I'LL TAKE NO PLEASURE PLAYING THE CLIP NEXT YEAR WHEN

明年的時候，我就不樂意播放這個片段了

THEY'RE TRYING THE EX-PRESIDENT FOR SENDING SUPPORTERS TO SACK

他們正因派遣支持者解僱總統而對其進行審判。

DISNEY WORLD SO HE CAN MOVE INTO CINDERELLA'S CASTLE AND DECLARE

迪斯尼世界，所以他可以移動到辛德瑞拉的城堡，並宣佈。

HIMSELF "THE EMPEROR OF FANTASYLAND."

他自己 "幻想世界的皇帝"。

ONE THING ALL THE HOUSE MANAGERS SEEMED TO HAVE IN COMMON: THE

所有的房子經理們似乎都有一個共同點，那就是......。

-- TODAY, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY WERE CLOSING, IS THEY

-- 今天，特別是當他們關閉的時候，是他們。

WEREN'T GRANDSTANDING FOR THEIR OWN EGO.

並沒有為自己的自我站臺。

THEY WERE SINCERELY, DESPERATELY TRYING TO MAKE A HUMAN

他們真誠地，拼命地想做一個人類的人

CONNECTION AS FELLOW CITIZENS TO THE REPUBLICAN SENATORS IN THAT

作為忠實的公民與共和黨參議員之間的關係。

GALLERY AND CONVINCE THEM TO PUT COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY.

畫廊，並說服他們將國家置於黨派之前。

SO, DOOMED FROM THE START.

所以，從一開始就註定了。

BECAUSE AFTER WATCHING THE HORRIFIC IMAGES AND DAMNING

因為在看了那些可怕的圖片和該死的。

TIMELINE FROM YESTERDAY'S PRESENTATION, SENATE REPUBLICANS

共和黨參議院今天的發言時間表

ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID ON JANUARY 6: RUNNING AWAY FROM

他們正在做1月6日所做的事情：逃離。

WHAT THEY HELPED CREATE.

他們幫助創造的東西。

TAKE SOUTH CAROLINA SENATOR AND PILLSBURY PROUD BOY, LINDSEY

帶上南卡羅來納州參議員和皮爾斯伯裡的驕傲男孩，林德西

GRAHAM.

GRAHAM.

AFTER YESTERDAY'S SESSION, GRAHAM HAD THIS REVIEW:

在昨天的會議後，格雷厄姆有這樣的評論：

>> I THINK MOST REPUBLICANS FOUND THE PRESENTATION BY THE

>> 我想大多數共和黨人都認為《公約》的陳述是對的。

HOUSE MANAGERS OFFENSIVE AND ABSURD.

房子經理令人反感和荒謬的。

>> STEPHEN: (AS GRAHAM) "THAT MATERIAL WAS OFFENSIVE AND

>> "那材料是有攻擊性的，而且...

ABSURD!

荒唐！

I HEARD SWEARS, I SAW THE Q-SHAMAN'S NIPPLES!

我聽到發誓，我看到了Q-Shaman的NIPPLES！

A GENTLEMAN WOULD PUT ON A PAIR OF SLACKS AND A POLO SHIRT

一個紳士會穿上一雙黑鞋和一件POLO衫。

BEFORE POOPIN' IN THE ROTUNDA."

"在ROTUNDA里拉屎之前"

GRAHAM ALSO HIT THE G.O.P.'S FAVORITE NEW TALKING POINT:

格雷厄姆還擊中了G. O. P. 最喜歡的新談點。

MAYBE TRYING TO MURDER NANCY PELOSI WAS ALL NANCY PELOSI'S

也許試圖謀殺南希-佩洛西是南希-佩洛西的所有行為。

FAULT.

錯。

>> HERE'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW: WHAT DID NANCY PELOSI KNOW AND

>> 這裡是我想知道的：南希-佩洛西知道什麼？

WHEN DID SHE KNOW IT?

她什麼時候知道的？

IF IT WAS WIDELY KNOWN BY THE F.B.I. AND THE CAPITOL HILL

如果聯邦調查局和國會山都知道的話

POLICE PEOPLE WERE PLANNING TO COME TO WASHINGTON BEFORE THE

警察的人在計劃來華盛頓之前。

SIXTH, TO CREATE VIOLENCE, I WANT TO KNOW, DID SHE IS KNOW

第六，創造暴力，我想知道，她是知道的嗎？

ABOUT THAT?

關於那個？

>> STEPHEN: AND WITH THIS ARGUMENT, GRAHAM JOINS A

>> 通過這個論點，格雷厄姆加入了一個新的組織。

PANTHEON OF OTHER REPUBLICANS TRYING TO PIN THE CAPITOL RIOT

其他共和黨人試圖將國會暴動歸咎於他們的萬神殿。

ON SPEAKER PELOSI.

關於發言人佩洛西：

IT'S JUST GOOD TO KNOW THAT THE G.O.P. HAS CONDUCTED THEIR OW

很高興知道G. O. P. 已經完成了他們自己的任務。

INVESTIGATION, AND AFTER CLOSE, FORENSIC RECONSTRUCTION OF THE

調查和結案後的法醫重建工作。

EVENTS OF THAT DAY, THEY DISCOVERED: THERE'S A WOMAN TO

當天的事件，他們發現。"有一個女人

BLAME!

罵！

MA-HA!

MA -HA！

ANOTHER COMPLETE DUMB-ASS IS FLORIDA SENATOR AND PET PYTHON

另一個完整的蠢貨是佛羅里達州參議員和寵物蟒蛇。

WATCHING A MOUSE DROP INTO THE TERRARIUM, RICK SCOTT.

看著一隻老鼠掉進審判室，裡克-斯科特。

SCOTT WAS ONE OF THE SEDITIONIST SYMPATHIZERS WHO VOTED TO THROW

斯科特是其中的一個EDITIONIST同情者誰投了票，以拋出。

OUT THE ELECTION RESULTS, AND AFTER VIEWING THE EXPLICIT

出了選舉結果，並在查看了選舉結果的公示後。

VIDEOS OF THE ATTACK YESTERDAY, SCOTT CALLED THE TRIAL, "A

攻擊的視頻明天，斯科特稱審判，"一個。

COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME."

完全是在浪費時間。"

BUT HE DOES BELIEVE THERE SHOULD BE SOME CONSEQUENCES, SAYING, "I

但他認為應該有一些後果，他說："我......"。

HOPE EVERYBODY THAT CAME INTO THE CAPITOL AND DID THE WRONG

希望每一個進入首都的人都能做錯事

THING GETS PROSECUTED TO THE FULL EXTENT OF LAW."

事情會被起訴到法律的最大限度。"

OKAY, YOU HEARD THE MAN.

好吧，你聽到的人。

SOMEBODY ARREST RICK SCOTT!

誰來逮捕RICK SCOTT！

MIGHT WANT TO USE ONE OF THOSE LONG POLES AND PIN HIS HEAD DOWN

也許應該用一根長杆子，把他的頭夾住。

FIRST AND WRAP AROUND YOUR ARM.

先繞過你的手臂。

ANOTHER LAWMAKER WHO BLEW OFF THE PROCEEDINGS WAS MISSOURI

另一位取消訴訟的法律工作者是密蘇里州的。

SENATOR AND SURFER SAYING "HANG TEN MIKE PENCES," JOSH HAWLEY.

參議員和衝浪者說："杭十米克彭斯，"喬希霍利。

LAST NIGHT, AFTER THE HOUSE MANAGERS' PRESENTATION, HAWLEY

昨晚，在眾議院議員發言後，霍利... ...

SAID THIS: >> I THINK THAT IT'S, THERE'S

說這個。>> 我認為，它的，有的

NOTHING NEW HERE.

這裡沒有新的東西。

>> STEPHEN: YOU'RE A JUROR!

>> 你是陪審員！

EVIDENCE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE NEW TO BE DAMNING.

證據不一定是新的才是令人討厭的。

"UM, THEY SAID IT WAS ARSON AT THE TOP OF THE TRIAL.

"嗯，他們說這是在審訊的頂部的ARSON。

WHY ARE THEY SHOWING US ALL THESE PICTURES OF BURNING

為什麼要給我們看這些燃燒的照片？

BUILDINGS?

建築物？

BORING!

無聊！

COME ON, GIVE ME ONE BABY YODA UP IN THIS THING!

來吧，給我一個嬰兒YODA在這個東西！

NOBODY HAS CLAWS!

沒有人有爪子！

WHERE'S THANOS?

THANOS在哪裡？

WAA!

WAA！

IT'S NO SURPRISE HAWLEY AND OTHER REPUBLICAN SENATORS

HAWLEY和其他共和黨參議員並不奇怪。

WEREN'T MOVED BY YESTERDAY'S EVIDENCE.

我們沒有被今天的證據所感動。

THEY WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION!

他們沒有注意到！

IN FACT, RAND PAUL WAS SPOTTED TRACING THE WATERMARK OF THE

事實上，蘭德-保羅被發現追蹤到的水位線的。

CAPITOL ON A LEGAL PAD, TIM SCOTT APPEARED TO READ A

CAPITOL在一個法律墊上，TIM SCOTT出現在閱讀一個。

MAGAZINE ARTICLE, CINDY HYDE-SMITH GAZED AT A 2021

雜誌文章，辛迪-海德-史密斯（CINDY HYDE-SMITH）被鎖定在2021年。

CALENDAR, AND RICK SCOTT WAS STUDYING WHAT APPEARED TO BE A

日曆，和裡克-斯科特正在研究什麼 似乎是一個。

MAP OF SOUTHEAST ASIA.

東南亞地圖。

(AS RICK SCOTT) "HUH!

（作為RICK SCOTT）"HUH!

THEY GOT LOTS OF FLORIDAS OVER THERE.

他們在那邊有很多佛羅里達州的人

THIS ONE'S CALLED MALL-ASIA.

這個叫MALL -ASIA。

I WONDER WHAT LANGUAGE THEIR MICKEY MOUSE SPEAKS!"

我想知道他們的米老鼠會說什麼語言！"

BUT THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF HEART-WRENCHING TESTIMONY TO GO,

但仍有大量令人心碎的證詞要去。

AND YOU CAN ONLY READ SO MANY CALENDARS BEFORE THEY START TO

你只能看這麼多的日曆，在他們開始之前。

GET REPETITIVE.

得到重複的。

LUCKILY, THERE'S A NEW PRODUCT TO HELP THESE REPUBLICANS TUNE

幸運的是，有一個新的產品來幫助這些共和黨人調整。

IT ALL OUT.

它全部出來。

JIM?

吉姆？

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>> TODAY, EVEN THE MOST PARTISAN SENATOR CAN FIND IT CHALLENGING

>> 今天，即使是最有黨派的參議員也能發現它的挑戰性。

TO IGNORE DAMNING TESTIMONY.

忽視該死的證詞。

HELLO.

你好。

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