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  • ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY!

    >> 嘿!

  • WELCOME BACK.

    歡迎回來。

  • VALENTINE'S DAY IS THIS WEEKEND.

    情人節是這個週末。

  • WINE, CANDY, AND CHOCOLATES...

    葡萄酒、糖果和巧克力......。

  • ALL THINGS YOU'VE BEEN EATING EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR, SO YOU'LL

    你一年來每天都在吃的東西,所以你會。

  • WANT TO THINK OF SOMETHING NEW.

    想到了新的東西。

  • MAYBE GIVE HER A NICE SET OF RADIAL TIRES.

    也許可以給她一套漂亮的輪胎。

  • BUT VALENTINE'S DAY ALSO MEANS CARDS.

    但情人節也意味著卡片。

  • AND AS TALENTED AS THEY ARE, THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE THOSE CARDS

    而那些寫這些卡片的人也是才華橫溢的人

  • DON'T ALWAYS NAIL IT ON THE FIRST TRY.

    不要總是在第一次嘗試時就成功。

  • WHICH IS WHY TONIGHT WE'RE TAKING A LOOK AT SOME EARLY

    這就是為什麼今晚我們要看看一些早期的。

  • GREETING CARD EFFORTS IN OUR SEGMENT, "FIRST DRAFTS."

    我們部門的賀卡工作,"第一稿"。

  • ♪♪♪ >> NO, NO!

    不,不!

  • STUPID!

    愚蠢的!

  • ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: NOW, ORDINARILY, I

    現在,按部就班,我...

  • WOULD DO A BIG SHOW OF TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE TO DO FIRST DRAFTS

    會做一個大的表演,試圖找到一個人做第一張圖紙。

  • WITH ME.

    和我一起。

  • BUT YOU KNOW WHO IT IS -- THE ONE, THE ONLY EVIE MAGEE, MY

    但你知道它是誰 -- 唯一的,唯一的EVIE MAGEE,我的。

  • WIFE IS HERE, SOMETIMES COLBERT.

    妻子在這裡,有時是科爾伯特。

  • IT COMES AND GOES.

    它來了又走了。

  • >> IT'S CONFUSING.

    >> 它的混亂。

  • >> Stephen: IT IS.

    >> 斯蒂芬:是的。

  • HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, DARLING.

    快樂的情人節,親愛的。

  • >> HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

    >> 祝你情人節快樂。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.

    (笑) >> 斯蒂芬:你去那裡。

  • THANK YOU.

    謝謝你。

  • >> Stephen: GOT YOU BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES.

    >> 史蒂芬:給你帶來了美麗的巧克力覆蓋的草莓。

  • >> THANK YOU.

    >> 謝謝你。

  • >> Stephen: I'M GOING TO GIVE MY WIFE A PILE OF VALENTINES

    >> 史蒂芬:我要給我的妻子一疊情人節禮物

  • CARDS.

    卡片:

  • THE TOP CARD WOULD BE SOLD TO YOU AT A DRUGSTORE.

    上卡會在藥店賣給你。

  • BELOW THAT IS THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE CARD THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH

    下面是這張卡的第一稿,不夠好。

  • TO BE SOLD.

    待售。

  • DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PREMISE.

    你明白這個前提嗎?

  • >> I DO.

    >> 我願意。

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

    >> 斯蒂芬:非常感謝你。

  • DO YOU WANT A ST STRAWBERRY?

    你要不要來一杯聖草莓?

  • MY DARLING, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY DAY.

    我親愛的,情人節快樂。

  • HERE'S A NICE ONE.

    這是一個很好的一個。

  • IT SAYS "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY... WE HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY."

    上面寫著 "情人節快樂... ...我們有偉大的化學工業。"

  • WHICH WE REALLY DO.

    我們確實是這樣做的。

  • >> WE DO.

    >> 我們做的。

  • SOMETIMES.

    有時。

  • >> Stephen: SOMETIMES...

    >> Stephen: 有時...

  • 27 YEARS?

    27年?

  • 27 YEARS.

    27年。

  • >> OH YOU'RE PRETENDING YOU DON'T KNOW.

    >> 哦,你在假裝你不知道。

  • >> Stephen: 27 OR 28.

    >> 斯蒂芬:27或28。

  • OCTOBER IS 28.

    十月是28日。

  • >> Stephen: IT'S JUST GETTING HOTTER.

    >> 史蒂芬:天氣越來越熱了。

  • >> UTTER JOY.

    >> 純粹的快樂。

  • >> Stephen: JUST GETTING HOTTER.

    >> 史蒂芬:越來越熱了。

  • >> Stephen: BUT THE ORIGINAL DRAFT SAID, HAPPY VALENTINE'S

    >> 史蒂芬: 但原稿說,情人節快樂。

  • DAY.

    天。

  • THERE'S NO ONE I'D RATHER RUN THIS METH LAB WITH."

    "沒有人我更願意和你一起做這個實驗"

  • MIGHT HAVE SET UP THE PUNCH LINE TOO FAR FROM THAT ONE.

    可能是把打線設置得離那個太遠了。

  • MIGHT WANT TO KEEP THE BANTER -- >> THIS IS NICE, YOU BROUGHT JOY

    可能想保留班特 -- >> 這很好,你帶來了快樂。

  • INTO MY LIFE.

    進入我的生活。

  • >> Stephen: YES, THIS ONE, AS SHE JUST TOLD YOU,

    >> 史蒂芬:是的,這一個,因為她剛剛告訴你。

  • SAYS "YOU BROUGHT JOY INTO MY LIFE.

    說:"你給我的生活帶來了歡樂。

  • HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY."

    快樂的情人節。"

  • >> VERY SWEET.

    >> 非常甜蜜。

  • >> Stephen: IT'S TRUE.

    >> 史蒂芬:這是真的。

  • BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID "YOU BROUGHT JOY INTO MY LIFE...

    但第一稿說:"你給我的生活帶來了快樂... ...

  • BUT I'M NOT INTO THIS THROUPLE, IT'S TIME FOR JOY TO MOVE OUT."

    但我不喜歡這群人,是時候讓快樂離開了。"

  • DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PREMISE OF THAT.

    你明白其中的道理嗎?

  • >> I THINK SO.

    >> 我想也是。

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU?

    >> 史蒂芬:你呢?

  • I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU LATER.

    我稍後再跟你解釋。

  • >> IN THAT SITUATION, AM I JOY?

    >> 在這種情況下,我是快樂的嗎?

  • >> Stephen: YES.

    >> 史蒂芬:是的。

  • AND MARK IS THE -- THIRD OF OUR THROUPLE, I THINK.

    而馬克是我們這群人中的第三位,我想。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR

    你有什麼計劃嗎?

  • VALENTINE'S DAY DAY?

    VALENTINE'S DAY DAY?

  • >> DO I HAVE ANY PLANS?

    >> 我有什麼計劃嗎?

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY DAY,

    >> 史蒂芬:你對情人節那天有什麼計劃嗎。

  • SIMPLE QUESTION.

    簡單的問題。

  • >> I DO NOT.

    >> 我不。

  • >> Stephen: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND IT WITH ME?

    >> 史蒂芬:你願意和我一起度過嗎?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND

    (笑) >> 是的,我想花。

  • VALENTINE'S DAY WITH YOU.

    與你共度情人節。

  • >> Stephen: I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND VALENTINE'S DAY WITH YOU,

    >> 斯蒂芬:我想和你一起過情人節。

  • TOO.

    太。

  • WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING.

    我們不能做任何事情。

  • IT'S COVID.

    它的COVID。

  • >> I DO HAVE A THOUGHT.

    >> 我有一個想法。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR THOUGHT?

    >> 史蒂芬:你的想法是什麼?

  • >> SO YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE TAKING MY PELOTON CLASSES, SO I TOOK A

    >> 你知道我喜歡上我的PELOTON課,所以我上了一堂課。

  • PELOTON CLASS IN '80s MUSIC, REMEMBER I TOLD YOU.

    PELOTON班在80年代的音樂,記得我告訴你。

  • >> Stephen: YEP.

    >> Stephen: YEP.

  • AND THE TEACHER I LOVE, JEN SHERMAN, TALKED ABOUT RIDING

    我愛的老師珍-謝爾曼談到了騎馬的事

  • AROUND IN HER CAR IN THE MID '80s WITH HER MIXED TAPE MUSIC

    80年代中期和她的錄音帶音樂一起開著她的車到處跑。

  • BLARING.

    鳴叫:

  • I THINK WE SHOULD GET IN THE CAR AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE WE WERE

    我想我們應該上車,然後像以前一樣開車兜風。

  • TEENAGERS.

    青少年:

  • NO PODCAST OR NEWS.

    沒有播客或新聞。

  • >> Stephen: JUST YOU AND ME.

    >> 只有你和我。

  • MAYBE BENNY.

    也許是本尼

  • >> Stephen: MAYBE THE DOG.

    >> 也許是狗。

  • MAYBE.

    也許吧

  • >> Stephen: MAYBE.

    >> 史蒂芬:也許吧。

  • COULD I HAVE THE -- MM-HMM.

    我可以有 - MM -HMM。

  • THIS ONE TAKES A MORE POETIC APPROACH.

    這一個採取了一個更加詩意的方法。

  • OUR LOVE IS LIKE THE OCEAN...

    我們的愛就像海洋... ...

  • BOUNDLESS.

    無界。

  • BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID: OUR LOVE IS LIKE THE OCEAN...

    但第一稿說:"我們的愛就像海洋..:我們的愛就像海洋... ...

  • ONLY 5% HAS BEEN EXPLORED AND WE'RE TERRIFIED OF WHAT LIES IN

    只有5%被探索過,我們對其中的謊言感到恐懼

  • THE DARKNESS.

    "黑暗"。

  • >> OH, GOD, I THINK THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

    >> 哦,上帝,我認為這是非常有趣的。

  • >> Stephen: THAT IS THE REACTION WHEN YOU FIND SOMETHING

    >> 史蒂芬:當你發現一些東西時,這就是你的反應。

  • FUNNY, TO STATE THAT IT IS FUNNY.

    有趣,說明它是有趣的。

  • THAT IS THE NOTHING MORE A COMEDIAN WANTS TOP HEAR THAN 400

    這就是一個喜劇演員最想聽到的400句話。

  • PEOPLE GOING, THAT IS FUNNY.

    人們去,這是有趣的。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I FIND THAT AMUSING.

    我覺得很有趣。

  • BREATHTAKINGLY LEVEL-HEADED GIRL I MARRIED.

    令人窒息的水準頭女孩我結婚了。

  • THAT IS EVIE-APPROVED IS WHAT THAT JOKE IS.

    這是EVIE認可的是什麼,這個笑話是。

  • >> CHECK.

    >> 檢查。

  • >> Stephen: EXACTLY.

    >> 史蒂芬:正是如此。

  • ( CLEARING THROAT ) THIS IS A GOOD ONE.

    (清喉)這是一個很好的一個。

  • THIS ONE HAS A CLASSIC TALE.

    這一個有一個經典的故事。

  • IT SAYS, "I FINALLY FOUND MY ROMEO" AND

    它說,"我終於找到了我的羅密歐"。

  • NOTHING CAN KEEP US APART.

    沒有什麼能讓我們分開。

  • BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID, "I FINALLY FOUND MY ROMEO... SO IF

    但第一稿說,"我終於找到了我的羅密歐... ...所以...

  • I EVER SEEM DEAD, FOR GOD'S SAKE JUST WAIT A MINUTE BEFORE YOU

    我覺得我已經死了,看在上帝的份上... ... .......

  • KILL YOURSELF, I MIGHT JUST BE IN A NACHO COMA!"

    殺了你自己吧,我可能只是在一個納喬昏迷!"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THERE YOU GO.

    (笑)你去那裡。

  • THERE YOU GO.

    你去那裡。

  • THIS IS NICE ONE.

    這是很好的一個。

  • IT SAYS, "YOU'RE EVERY BIT AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE MOMENT WE MET.

    它說:"你和我們見面的那一刻一樣美麗。

  • HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, MY LOVE."

    "情人節快樂,我的愛。"

  • THAT IS TRUE.

    這是真的。

  • >> VERY SWEET.

    >> 非常甜蜜。

  • >> Stephen: YOU ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE MOMENT WE

    >> 斯蒂芬:你比我們的那一刻更美。

  • MET.

    MET:

  • >> THAT IS VERY SWEET.

    >> 這是非常甜蜜的。

  • A LONG, LONG, LONG TIME SINCE THE MOMENT WE FIRST MET.

    從我們第一次見面的那一刻起,已經過了很久,很久,很久。

  • >> Stephen: BUT THE FIRST DRAFT SAID, YOU'RE

    >> 史蒂芬: 但第一稿說,你是。

  • EVERY BIT AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE MOMENT WE MET... WHICH WAS

    就像我們相遇的那一刻一樣美麗... ...那是...

  • SECONDS AGO WHEN I HANDED YOU THIS CARD.

    幾秒鐘前,當我遞給你這張卡。

  • I'M PAUL, BY THE WAY.

    我是保羅,順便說一下。

  • HOPE THIS ISN'T WEIRD."

    希望這不是怪事。"

  • HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY DAY, DARLING.

    情人節快樂,達令。

  • >> THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.

    >> 謝謝你,親愛的。

  • HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

    快樂的情人節。

  • >> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH COUNTRY MUSIC STAR

    >> 史蒂芬:我們將與鄉村音樂明星馬上回來。

  • BLAKE SHELTON.

    BLAKE SHELTON.

  • DID YOU SAY KISS?

    你說的是吻嗎?

  • OKAY.

    好的。

  • ♪♪♪

    ♪♪♪

♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY!

>> 嘿!

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