Name: 丘比特已經跌入谷底 (Cupid Has Hit Rock Bottom)
Uploaded: 2021-02-12T19:05:31.000Z
Duration: 4 min 40 s

YOU ALL KNOW VALENTINE'S DAY IS THIS WEEKEND.

你們都知道情人節是這個週末。

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WE THOUGHT WE WOULD TRY AND LIFT EVERYONE'S SPIRITS BY BOOKING A

我們認為，我們會嘗試通過預訂一個新的項目來提升大家的精神狀態。

PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE CHARMING

請熱烈歡迎大家最喜歡的迷人的。

LITTLE CHERUB, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, HE'S HERE IN PERSON, CUPID

小櫻桃，你不會相信，他親自來了，丘比特

IS HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE HE IS.

在這裡，女士們，先生們，他在這裡。

SEE WHAT I DID, JAMES, I SAID I LOVE BEING HERE.

看看我做了什麼，詹姆斯，我說我喜歡在這裡。

>> James: I DID, THAT IS GOOD, VERY GOOD.

>> 詹姆斯。我做到了，這是很好的，非常好的。

>> James: OH, CUPID, YOU CHEEKY MIRNTION, CUPID, TELL ME,

>> 詹姆斯。丘比特，你這個古怪的幻覺，丘比特，告訴我。

BUSY TIME OF YEAR FOR YOU, ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE BIG DAY?

每年都是忙碌的季節，你是否為大日子而興奮？

現在親愛的 "遲到的，遲到的節目 "工作人員，

♪ I'M READY TO SHOOT SO OPEN YOUR HEART.

我已經準備好拍攝，所以打開你的心。

♪ AND UNLESS OF COURSE SHE LOVES YOU FOR TREVOR.

♪ A GUY IN HER SPIN CLASS DOES NOTHING FOREVER.

一個傢伙在她的旋轉類做什麼 永遠。

>> James: SO HANG ON S THAT, CUPID, IS THAT PART OF THE SONG?

>> 詹姆斯。所以，掛在，丘比特，是這首歌的一部分？

>> NO, ACTUALLY JAMES T IS WHAT WE CALL GOING OFF SCRIPT.

>> 不，實際上，詹姆斯-T就是我們所說的離經叛道。

JUST LIKE WHEN YOUR WIFE GLORIA IS SUPPOSED TO BE SEEING HER

就像當你的妻子格洛麗亞應該是看到了她的

SISTER KIM BUT IN REALITY SHE IS SHAGGING TREVOR IN THE BACK OF

金姐，但實際上她在後面和特雷弗打了個招呼

HER COROLLA OUTSIDE THE SAME OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE WHERE YOU HAD

她的科羅拉在你吃過飯的那間露天茶館外。

>> James: OKAY, THAT'S A LOT OF INFORMATION, CUPID.

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，這是一個很大的資訊，丘比特。

>> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, LOVE DOES CONQUER ALL, DOESN'T IT, DOESN'T

>> 是的，你是對的，愛能征服一切，不是嗎，不是嗎？

>> James: RIGHT, IT FEELS LIKE CUPID MIGHT BE GOING TO-- THE

>> 詹姆斯。對，感覺就像丘比特可能會去... --

MINUTE I WAS HOPING WE COULD KEEP THIS FUN, FLIRTY, FOCUS ON

分鐘，我希望我們能保持這種樂趣，靈動，專注於。

>> 對，我可以做到，我可以做到。

GLORIA, DRAINED MY 401(K) BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE IT PAYED FOR A

格洛麗亞，我的401(K)被耗盡了，但從好的方面看，它為我支付了費用。

TRIP TO SANDALS JAMAICA WITH ANOTHER GUY.

與另一個人去牙買加的涼鞋之旅。

>> James: CUPID, I DON'T KNOW, THIS WASN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

>> 詹姆斯。丘比特，我不知道，這不是我心裡想的。

>> DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT I HAD IN MIND?

>> James: I KNOW, WE'VE ALL BEEN GOING THROUGH SOMETHINGFUL.

>> 詹姆斯。我知道，我們都經歷了一些事情。

THAT IS WHY WE WANTED TO TODAY TO BE HAPPY AND ROMAN TUCK, YOU

這就是為什麼我們希望今天是快樂的和ROMAN TUCK，你。

>> SO IS ADULTERY BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP GLORIA, DID IT.

>> 所以是通姦，但這並沒有阻止格洛麗亞，不是嗎。

>> James: THIS IS CANCELED.  WE'RE OUT OF TIME.

>> 詹姆斯。這是取消。  我們的時間不多了。

給我一個機會，給我一個機會。

IF I DON'T SHOOT MY ARROW, I DON'T GET PAID.

如果我不射箭，我就拿不到錢。

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，好吧，好吧，好吧。

>> James: CUPID, WE CAN-- WE CAN SEE EVERYTHING.

>> 詹姆斯。丘比特，我們可以 - 我們可以看到的一切。

>> James: WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE LATE LATE SHOW AFTER

>> 詹姆斯：我們會回來的更多的晚間節目後，

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