Name: 檢疫的同時...湯姆-布雷迪是超級碗派對的最佳人選 (Quarantinewhile... Tom Brady Is The GOAT Of Super Bowl Partying)
Uploaded: 2021-02-12T18:27:33.000Z
Duration: 7 min 26 s

YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY -- WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK.

你知道，我們實際上不是 - 我們下週休息。

>> Stephen: SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE HERE TO TALK ABOUT IT, I

>> 所以，我們不會在這裡談論它，我。

YOU AND THE BAND AND SOME OTHER BANDS AROUND THE WORLD ARE

你和樂隊以及世界上其他一些樂隊都是。

PUTTING TOGETHER THIS AMAZING CARNIVAL MARDI GRAS MUSICAL

把這個令人驚奇的狂歡節音樂劇放在一起

我今天看到的一件事，真是太棒了。

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE YOU'RE PLAYING WITH?

AT AND CHARLES AND GREAT MUSICIANS DOING "IS A VA NA

在和查爾斯和偉大的音樂家做 "是VA NA"。

GRASS" THE SONG OF CARNIVAL LAST YEAR AND A QUARTET FROM BRAZIL,

草 "去年狂歡節的歌曲和巴西的四重奏。

SANTOS WHO IS FEATURED IN THERE DOING TRADITIONAL BRAZIL MUSIC

桑托斯是誰在那裡做傳統的巴西音樂的特色。

WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER FOR CARNIVAL THIS YEAR, BUT THIS IS

我們不能在今年的狂歡節上相聚，但這是我們的目標。

>> Stephen: WE'LL POINT IT OUT ON SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT PLEASE

>> 史蒂芬：我們會在社交媒體上指出它，但請。

YOU COULD HAVE PASSED A HOOP UNDERNEATH ME.

>> Stephen: WELL, JON, GIVE ME A LASTLA LITTLE DAYS BEFORE WE

>> 好了，喬恩，給我最後幾天的時間，然後我們就可以開始了。

>> Stephen: FOLKS, YOU KNOW I SPEND MOST OF MY TIME

>> Stephen:夥計們，你們知道我大部分的時間都在

SCOUTING THE WORLD FOR THE MOST HIGHLY-TRAINED AND TOPICAL

在全球範圍內尋找訓練有素、主題鮮明的人才。

BALLERINAS, BUILDING STATE-OF-THE-ART SETS, ADDING

球類運動，建造一流的設備，增加新的設備。

DRAMATIC CUTTING-EDGE LIGHTING, AND A VIRTUOSIC 110-PIECE

DRAMATIC CUTTING-EDGE LIGHTING，以及VIRTUOSIC 110-PIECE。

ORCHESTRA TO MOUNT FOR YOU THE EPIC PRODUCTION OF "SWAN LAKE"

樂團為你量身打造《天鵝湖》這部史詩般的作品

BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO HOP IN MY BUSTED OUT R.V.,

但有時，有時我喜歡在我的破舊的R. V. 跳躍。

SLAM SOME AMYL NITRITE POPPERS, AND TROLL AROUND LUMBER YARDS

砸一些甲基硝石爆米花，然後在路邊院子裡溜達。

FOR EX-CON LOGROLLERS, SET-UP A DISCARDED BOOM BOX WITH A MIAMI

對於EX-CON LOGROLLERS，設置一個廢棄的BOOM BOX和一個MIAMI的BOOM BOX。

SOUND MACHINE TAPE STUCK INSIDE IT, PROMISE THE BOYS A FREE HOT

錄音機錄音帶插在裡面，答應給孩子們一個免費的熱。

DOG AND A SCRATCH-OFF, SO I CAN CHARGE BOARDWALK TOURISTS A

狗和一個刮刮樂，所以我可以收取木板路旅遊者一個。

NICKLE A POP TO WATCH THE HOBO ZUMBA CLASS OF NEWS THAT IS MY

鎳一個OP觀看HOBO ZUMBA類的新聞，這是我的。

SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE！"QUARANTINE -WHILE！"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, EVER SINCE WINNING HIS SEVENTH SUPER BOWL

誇誇其談，自從贏得了他的第七個超級碗之後

ON SUNDAY, TOM BRADY HAS BEEN DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK HE

週日，TOM BRADY一直在做你認為他做的事情。

IS: EXISTING IN A THEORETICAL PLASMA STATE BETWEEN HUMAN AND

是：存在於人與人之間的理論等離子體狀態。

NOW, GIVEN WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT HIS EXTREMELY STRICT NUTRITION

現在，鑑於我們所知道的關於他極度嚴格的營養情況

REGIMEN, YOU MIGHT ASSUME HE GOT THAT HAMMERED JUST BY WALKING

REGIMEN，你可以認為他只是走著走著就被打成這樣了。

BUT I HAPPEN TO KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE THAT TOM

但我碰巧從個人經驗中知道，湯姆---------------------。

BRADY CAN DELIVER BOOZE TO HIS OWN BODY LIKE IT'S FOURTH AND

BRADY能把酒送到他自己的身體上，就像它的第四個和第五個一樣

進球了，他的臀部是羅伯-格隆科夫斯基。

SO, I ASSUME, FOR FOUR STRAIGHT DAYS, HE'S BEEN CONSUMING

所以，我猜測，連續四天，他一直在消費... ...

BUT THE BRADY FOOTAGE EVERYONE IS REALLY TALKING ABOUT IS OF

但是，大家都在談論的BRADY鏡頭是的

HIM, AND HIS TEAMMATES PARTYING ON SEPARATE BOOZE BARGES

他和他的夥伴們分別在不同的船舷上聚會

AND BRADY'S HAIL MARY PASS OF THE LOMBARDI TROPHY OVER THE

和布拉迪的聖母瑪利亞號在倫巴底獎盃上的傳球。

水到渠成的BUCS右後衛CAMERON BRATE。

( HORN BLOWING ) >> Stephen: THAT IS RISKY!

( 喇叭聲 ) >> 史蒂芬：那是很危險的!

THE LOMBARDI COULD'VE WOUND UP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER.

REACHED FOR COMMENT, BRADY SAID "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

徵求意見時，布拉迪說："有什麼大不了的？

EVERYONE HAS LIKE SIX MORE OF THESE, RIGHT?"

每個人都有六種以上的，對吧？"

THOUGH I GOTTA SAY, I PERSONALLY WOULD FIND FOOTBALL A LOT MORE

雖然我得說，我個人會發現足球更多的

COMPELLING IF, INSTEAD OF A BALL, THOSE QUARTERBACKS WERE

令人信服的是，如果，這些四分衛不是球，而是

DRILLING THEIR RECEIVERS WITH A TOP-HEAVY SEVEN-POUND HUNK OF

用最重的七磅重的東西鑽進接球者的身體裡。

KICKERS WOULD BE ON THE SIDELINES PRAYING "DON'T GET

踢球者會在邊線上祈禱 "不要得到"。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, HOT MALE POLITICIANS GETTING VACCINATED

THIS YEAR'S STRANGEST THIRST TRAP IS THE MOUNTAIN DEW MAJOR

今年最詭異的第三條路線是DEW MAJOR山。

BUT PEOPLE ARE INTO PICS OF HOT EUROPEAN POLITICIANS GETTING THE

但人們都在熱歐洲政治家的照片得到的圖片

COVID VACCINE, LIKE GREEK PRIME MINISTER KYRIAKOS MITSOTAKIS,

COVID VACCINE，像希臘總理KYRIAKOS MITSOTAKIS。

AND CROATIAN FINANCE MINISTER ZDRAVKO MARICH, SEEN HERE AS

和克羅地亞財政部長茲德拉夫科-馬里奇，見於此。

DOCTORS TRY TO FIND A NEEDLE SHARP ENOUGH TO PENETRATE THAT

醫生們試圖找到一個足夠鋒利的針頭，以便能穿透它。

ARE THEY TRYING TO FIND A CURE FOR DELTOIDS?

他們是想找到治療三角肌的方法嗎？

THIS LOOKS LIKE A ONE MAN SHOW ABOUT A GUY WHO WAS TOO SEXY TO

這看起來像一個人的表演，關於一個人誰是太性感的人。

I BET THAT DOCTOR IS TAKING HIS TIME WITH THAT SWAB.

我敢打賭，醫生正在採取他的時間與該拭子。

"JUST SO YOU KNOW, THE BEST WAY TO STERILIZE THE AREA IS FOR ME

"你要知道，最好的方法是讓我對該地區進行消毒處理

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