WAS FURIOUS YESTERDAY WATCHING HIS LEGAL TEAM PRESENT THEIR

今天看到他的律師團提出他們的意見，他很生氣。

CASE.

案例：

THE PRESIDENT-- FORMER PRESIDENT NEARLY YELLING AT HIS TELEVISION

主席--前主席對著電視大喊大叫。

WATCHING BRUCE CASTOR MEANDER AND RAMBLE THROUGH HIS

看著布魯斯-卡斯特-曼德和他的RAMBUGLE的

PRESENTATION.

介紹：

>> MY NAME IS BRUCE CASTOR.

>> 我叫布魯斯-卡斯特爾。

I AM THE LEAD PROSECUTOR-- LEAD COUNSEL FOR THE 45th PRESIDENT

我是第45任總統的首席檢察官--首席律師。

OF THE UNITED STATES.

美利堅合眾國政府

I KEEP SAYING "PROSECUTOR," BUT I DO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE,

我一直在說 "檢察官"，但我確實明白其中的區別。

MR. RASKIN.

MR. RASKIN.RASKIN：

REPRESENTATIVE SO-AND-SO SEEKS TO WALK BACK COMMENTS ABOUT--

某某代表希望收回關於... ...

I FORGET WHAT IT WAS.

我忘了它是什麼。

SOMETHING THAT BOTHERED HER.

某種東西讓她生了孩子。

I THOUGHT THAT THE HOUSE MANAGERS WHO SPOKE EARLIER WERE

我還以為剛才發言的那幾位房管家都是......"。

BRILLIANT SPEAKERS ( HUMMING )

優秀的演講者 (HUMMING)

♪ ♪ ♪ >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'LL BE

女士們，先生們，我是

FRANK.

FRANK.

THE PROSECUTION REALLY NAILED IT.

檢察機關真的把它搞定了。

HATS OFF.

帽子關閉。

MY NAME IS BRUCE CASTOR.

我的名字是布魯斯-卡斯特爾。

I AM A DEFENSIVE TACKLE-- I MEAN, DEFENSE ATTORNEY.

我是一個防守型的擒拿手 -- 我的意思是，防守律師。

I CHASED A SQUIRREL INTO THE BUILDING, AND THAT IS WHY I'M

我把一隻水獺趕進了樓裡，這就是我的原因。

HERE TODAY.

今天在這裡。

THE POINT IS, MY CLIENT-- WHAT'S HIS FACE-- SEEKS TO PROVE-- I

關鍵是，我的客戶... 他的臉... 想要證明...

FORGOT WHAT IT WAS-- AND SO ON.

忘了是什麼... ... 等等。

IN MY BRIEFCASE, I HAVE DEFINITIVE PROOF THAT I LOVE

在我的簡介中，我有明確的證據證明我愛的是...

FUDGE.

FUDGE：

YOU'RE ALL WELCOME TO A PIECE.

你們都是歡迎的一部分。

( PASSES GAS ) PLEASE EXCUSE ME.

（通過氣體）請原諒我。

I HAD CHILI FOR LUNCH!

我午餐吃了辣椒！

IN THE NAME OF GOD, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!

以上帝的名義，搖動你的靴子！

NOW, LET'S EAT FUDGE.

現在，讓我們吃軟糖。

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> 播音員：這是 "晚間節目與史蒂芬・科爾伯特。"