You are not comfortable with technology.

你對技術不放心。

Is that true?

是真的嗎？

Absolutely.

絕對的

Somebody had to set this all up for me.

總得有人給我安排這一切。

I don't have a cell phone.

我沒有手機。

You're not a cell phone?

你不是手機？

No, I don't have a computer.

不，我沒有電腦。

I've never sent a text or an email.

我從來沒有發過簡訊或郵件。

Or how do you make a phone call?

或者你怎麼打電話？

Let's say you're on a movie set and you wanna make a phone call to say to me to your old friend Conan O'Brien, How would you do it?

假設你在電影現場，你想打電話給我，對你的老朋友柯南-奧布萊恩說，你會怎麼做？

Well, here it home.

好了，在這裡，它的家。

I have a landmine landline.

我有一個地雷固定電話。

Hope you don't have a landmine.

希望你沒有地雷。

Let's look a landline that was here when I when I when I moved in, uh, the same number.

讓我們來看看一個座機，是在這裡，當我當我當我搬進來，呃，同樣的號碼。

And when I on a set, sometimes they give me a cell phone, but it's not for me.

當我在片場的時候，有時他們會給我一部手機，但那不是給我的。

It's so they can reach me.

是為了讓他們能聯繫到我

That's amazing.

太神奇了

I'm I think so many of us have become so dependent on ours.

我想我們很多人已經變得如此依賴我們的。

I'm fascinated by the idea that you don't have access even to a computer.

我被你連電腦都沒有的想法所吸引。

Do you ever have you ever googled yourself on a computer?

你有沒有在電腦上上網搜過自己？

I have not.

我沒有。

My wife has has a computer and she knows about these things and you know that pretty much takes care of it for me.

我的妻子已經有了一臺電腦，她知道這些事情，你知道這幾乎為我解決了問題。

It's your wife friendly.

這是你的妻子友好。

We'll tell you.

我們會告訴你。

You know what they're saying about you on the Internet?

你知道他們在網上怎麼說你嗎？

If you needed to even know that, she says, Don't look.

如果你需要知道這些，她說，別看。

Yeah, Do you?

是啊，你呢？

Have you ever looked at Google Earth?

你看過谷歌地球嗎？

That's something that I'm not very tech savvy, but I love Google Earth.

這點我不是很懂技術，但我喜歡谷歌地球。

Sometimes I like to go on and just look at my where I live just to see you ever done that.

有時候，我喜歡去，只是看看我住的地方，只是為了看你曾經做過。

Yes, you know, in the old days on movie sets, actors would sit around between set ups and takes and they would play cards or they'd read a book.

是的，你知道，在過去的日子裡，在電影片場，演員們會坐著，在佈景和拍攝之間，他們會打牌或者看書。

And now, of course, they all have their cell phones.

當然，現在，他們都有手機。

And I said to a friend of mine, Could you google my house?

我對我的一個朋友說，你能不能谷歌一下我家？

And it was really amazing.

而這真的很神奇。

I could see, you know, lawn chairs and the car in the driveway.

我可以看到，你知道，草坪椅和車道上的車。

It's really fantastic, you know?

這真的是太棒了，你知道嗎？

I hope it was your car.

我希望是你的車。

Yeah, that's what they say, Watch out for those strange cars.

是啊，這就是他們說的，小心那些奇怪的車。

Yeah, eso That's I'm glad that you have some familiarity with it if you're not getting If you're not on the Internet, do you get mail?

是啊，eso這是我很高興，你有一些熟悉它，如果你沒有得到 如果你不在互聯網上，你收到郵件？

Then let's say fans want to write you letters.

那就說粉絲要給你寫信。

They wanna right toe the great Christopher walk and they want to write.

他們想跟著克里斯托弗走，他們想寫東西。

Do you get fan mail, like through the U.

你會收到粉絲的郵件嗎，比如通過U。

S.

S.

Postal system?

郵政系統？

Yes.

是的，我知道

What kind of stuff do you do?

你是做什麼的？

You read those letters, you read any of them?

你看了那些信，你看了嗎？

I dio, uh, it Z.

我是，呃，是Z。

That's a tricky thing because you have to be careful about acknowledging.

這是一件很棘手的事情，因為你必須小心承認。

Sometimes I get strange things Not too strange, but just odd.

有時我得到奇怪的東西 不太奇怪，但只是奇怪。

And of course, you know, if you answer somebody, you confirmed that they know where you are, so you gotta be careful about that.

當然，你知道，如果你回答別人， 你確認他們知道你在哪裡， 所以你要小心。

Careful.

小心點

Do you get requests?

你收到請求了嗎？

I sometimes get requests in the mail.

我有時會收到郵件請求。

That is strange.

這就奇怪了。

Strange requests.

奇怪的要求。

Yeah, well, you know, just the ordinary come to my wedding, you know?

是啊，你知道，只是普通的 來參加我的婚禮，你知道嗎？

I mean, Arizona, you know, uh, do this.

我是說，亞利桑那州，你知道，呃，這樣做。

Do that.

做到這一點。

But did you ever get requests for money?

但你有沒有接到過要錢的請求？

Sure.

當然可以

Absolutely.

絕對的

Because I sent you one.

因為我給你寄了一個。

Yeah, I asked you for $800.

是的，我問你要800美元。

I never heard back.

我一直沒有迴音。

Well, you did get it because otherwise I It was money misspent.

好吧，你確實得到了它，因為 否則，我這是錢花錯了。

I sent it to you immediately.

我馬上給你送去了。

Okay, well, then I just must have misplaced it.

好吧，那我一定是把它放錯地方了。

I occasionally think of, you know, I should write Chris for walking and see if I could get some money and just to see what happens.

我偶爾會想，你知道，我應該寫克里斯走，看看我是否可以得到一些錢，只是為了看看會發生什麼。

And, uh, I put the cash in the envelope, so maybe something ticket?

而且，呃，我把現金放在信封裡，所以也許是什麼票？