Name: Mike Birbiglia為Jordan Schlansky實習 - CONAN在TBS上的報道 (Mike Birbiglia Interned For Jordan Schlansky - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-02-10T21:05:38.000Z
Duration: 4 min 39 s

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and one of the jobs in addition to getting coffee

and people always go, oh, you got coffee for Conan?

人們總是說，哦，你給柯南準備了咖啡？

Jordan Schlansky has become a oddly revered,

喬丹-施蘭斯基已經成為一個奇特的崇敬。

This is long after you were on the show as an intern,

這是在你作為實習生上節目後很久的事情。

因為我們覺得他很奇怪，很古怪

現在我走到哪裡，哪裡就有我的身影。

people say, where's Jordan, is Jordan real?

人們說，喬丹在哪裡，喬丹是真的嗎？

you worked directly underneath Jordan as an intern.

你曾直接在喬丹手下當實習生。

Tell us, tell people what he's really like.

告訴我們，告訴大家他到底是什麼樣的人。

what I like least about Jordan is it always seemed like

我最不喜歡喬丹的是，它總是看起來像

he goes if you ever need a recommendation, here's my number.

如果你需要推薦，這是我的號碼。

我去，哦，我想他是喜歡我的。

When he says give me your number, here's my number,

當他說給我你的號碼，這是我的號碼。

So what I like best about Jordan Schlansky,

所以我最喜歡喬丹-施蘭斯基的地方。

我問我能不能在直播中說這個。

because I thought this was sensitive material,

is that, he'd come back from these very social weekends

是，他從這些非常社會化的週末回來後

And he would go, well, me and my friends,

we went into the mountains and we all got completely naked,

我們走進山裡，我們都得到了完全赤裸。

and then we sort of jogged around for a little while.

Literally, like the what and him explaining it again

從字面上看，就像那個什麼，他又解釋了一遍。

kept happening over and over again for about 40 minutes.

so many people have seen the videos I've done with him

我和他做的視頻有很多人看過了

and they think that it's an act and that he's a character.

他們認為這是一種行為，他是一個角色。

And I can totally see him saying yes, the body is beautiful.

我完全可以看到他說是的，身體是美麗的。

There's nothing sexual at all about these encounters.

這些接觸根本就沒有什麼性愛。

我們只是喜歡我們的身體是自由的。

我們喜歡自己的身體在大自然中。

And so we like to move through space and time

所以我們喜歡在空間和時間中移動。

using our bodies, and we don't want to be

使用我們的身體，我們不希望被。

我的意思是，這就是它的神奇之處。

The reason why I think I thought he didn't like me,

我覺得我以為他不喜歡我的原因。

And it said Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

上面寫著 "深夜與柯南-奧布萊恩"。

我不知道為什麼有些白痴做了這些。

It was not me, but I guess someone made those, yeah.

這不是我，但我猜有人做了這些，是的。

So they handed them back my hand I'm out.

所以他們把我的手還給了我，我不幹了。

一套柯南-奧布萊恩的高爾夫球？

And so, Conan, what I for you today is a gift

所以，柯南，我今天給你的是一份禮物。

This just was handed to me just before you started,

這只是在你開始之前交給我的。

那是邁克-伯比利亞的高爾夫球。

if you could have a Conan O'Brien golf ball,

如果你能有一個柯南・奧布萊恩的高爾夫球。

and you were told by Jordan Schlansky no.

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