That was a little drive.

那是一個小小的驅動器。

A giant was everybody in the on the outside world out there.

一個巨人是大家在外面的世界上的上。

They crash real tight to the monitor, and I pushed my way through.

他們緊緊地撞在顯示器上，我推開了我的路。

And there's this, Like, just trying to watch this little strange journey we took.

還有這個，就像，只是想看我們的這段奇怪的小旅程。

Thanks, Max, for the rebel thing.

謝謝你，麥克斯，為了叛逆的事情。

I'm not pleasure.

我不高興。

You get a royalty on that?

你得到的版稅？

You were with Springsteen, right?

你和Springsteen在一起，對嗎？

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yeah, My drum.

是的，我的鼓。

Also, Zachary was also with Springsteen.

另外，扎克里也曾和斯普林斯汀在一起。

Not at the same time, is you.

不在同一時間，是你。

That's right.

是的

Anything?

有什麼事嗎？

There was a drummer in the wings to replace Max if anything went wrong.

如果出了什麼問題，還有一個鼓手在旁邊代替麥克斯。

What is wondered who that guy waas sitting there comes along?

不知道坐在那裡的那個傢伙是誰？

Hopefully every week.

希望每週都有。

You have the coolest hair in rock and roll.

你有最酷的頭髮在搖滾樂。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Say that because he doesn't have Hey, doesn't think so.

說，因為他沒有嘿，不以為然。

The guy there.

那個傢伙

What?

什麼？

There's one guy in there.

有一個人在那裡。

No, he thinks he can do a little better because he has no hair.

不，他認為自己可以做得更好一點，因為他沒有頭髮。

Yes, he's looking for his moose right now.

是的，他現在正在尋找他的麋鹿。

First of all, congratulations.

首先，恭喜你。

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊，是啊。

Congratulations.

恭喜你啊

The birthday concert.

生日音樂會。

I want to talk about this your 50th birthday.

我想談談你的50歲生日。

Most people get a cake.

大多數人都會得到一個蛋糕。

You know, in a dreary party you have a massive Square Garden Super concert.

你知道，在沉悶的聚會中，你有一個大規模的廣場花園超級演唱會。

That's on pay per view.

那是按次收費的。

This is when you know you've made it.

這時你才知道你已經成功了。

When your birthday is on a za pay per view event, That's the sign that you've actually accomplished something.

當你的生日是在za按次付費事件上，那就是你真正完成了某件事情的標誌。

The garden thing meant a lot to me in a way, because my first trip to America in 71 I flew over especially to see the comeback show of Elvis on it was on in the garden.

花園的事情在某種程度上對我來說意義重大，因為我71年第一次去美國，我特別飛過去看貓王的復出演出，它是在花園裡上演的。

So we share the same birthday.

所以我們的生日是一樣的。

So we wouldn't Elvis have the same birthday.

所以，我們不會貓王有相同的生日。

Yeah, we Yeah.

是啊，我們是啊。

We were drinking buddies way back.

我們是老相識的酒友。

I used to fly over to Memphis and we'd go out for the night on the razz Big Cadillac Cadillac.

我曾經飛到孟菲斯，我們會出去過夜，在大凱迪拉克凱迪拉克上。

Is there any truth to any of this?

這其中有什麼道理嗎？

No, I'm just told that it's true.

不，我只是被告知這是真的。

I just had to ask.

我只是不得不問。

It's such a cool image.

這真是一個很酷的形象。

Don't be a telegram.

不要做電報。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I understand, you know?

我明白，你知道嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Now I believe nothing.

現在我什麼都不相信了。

In fact, you're not David Bowie.

事實上，你不是大衛-鮑伊。

Here.

給你

Here comes right off.

這裡馬上就到了。

Yeah, e, I wanna ask.

是的，E，我想問。

You know, one of the things you've done that's so amazing when you think you've reached this point in your career, you've managed to stay relevant in music, and it's probably through all the different transformations you've made.

你知道，你所做的事情之一，是如此驚人的，當你認為你已經達到了這個點，在你的職業生涯中，你已經設法保持相關的音樂，這可能是通過所有不同的轉變，你已經做了。

You know, the different characters that you've portrayed.

你知道，你所塑造的不同角色。

Two years ago I joined Relevance Anonymous way.

兩年前，我加入了相關性的匿名方式。

We just sit and share our ideas and everybody else with network and give us feedback and suggestions of how we keep relevant who didn't get into relevance.

我們只是坐在一起，分享我們的想法和其他人與網絡，並給我們的反饋和建議，我們如何保持相關誰沒有進入相關性。

Anonymous.

無名氏。

Anybody have got to stop right there.

任何人都必須停止在那裡。

Yeah, I want this to get really mean really fast.

是啊，我想讓這一切都變得非常重要，非常快。

I want Thio, actually, Just just take a brief walk down memory lane.

我想Thio，其實，只是簡單的走了一圈回憶的路。

But first of all, just to look at some of the different characters.

但首先，只是看一些不同的角色。

Let's put these up because it's good to refresh everybody's memory.

把這些放上去吧，因為這樣有利於喚醒大家的記憶。

Of course there was the young David things You really on thin?

當然還有年輕的大衛的事情 你真的很瘦嗎？

There was Ziggy Stardust, of course.

當然還有Ziggy Stardust。

Come on.

來吧。

Thunder was the thin white duke, Of course.

雷霆是那個瘦弱的白公子，當然。

My personal favorite on Then there was a period there where you were trying different.

我個人最喜歡上然後有一段時間你在那裡嘗試不同的。

You were trying different personas.

你在嘗試不同的人設。

Don't do this.

不要這樣做。

You know I don't care if other people remember this.

你知道我不在乎別人是否記得這個。

We reviewed this once on the show, but you were you were trying to personas that I don't think quite had the commercial appeal.

我們在節目中回顧過一次，但你是你想的人設，我覺得不太有商業吸引力。

There was the suave Hunchback.

還有那個風流倜儻的駝背。

Remember this little thing?

還記得這個小東西嗎？

Yeah, there was the bucktooth wizard.

是的，有齙牙巫師。

I remember he was.

我記得他是。

And then this is strange.

然後這就奇怪了。

Your corn on the cob, period, I found I don't No way.

你的玉米穗，期間，我發現我不 沒辦法。

It was your favorite.

這是你最喜歡的。

The corn on the cob.

玉米穗上的玉米。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yeah, You're free to use any of these, by the way, if you want very much.

是的，你可以自由使用這些東西，順便說一下，如果你非常想要的話。

I don't know if this is true, but I love find these things out.

我不知道這是不是真的，但我喜歡發現這些事情。

You actually, when you were just starting out, you started in a mind Troop?

其實，你剛開始的時候，你是在心靈部隊開始的？

Yeah, we worked in a mine troop.

是的，我們在礦區工作過。

There were several mind troops in Britain and it turned into a kind of a war between mind troops the war, the mine wars of 1968.

英國有幾支心靈部隊，它變成了一種心靈部隊之間的戰爭，1968年的地雷戰。

Remember those Paris things?

還記得巴黎的那些事嗎？

The Paris riots?

巴黎騷亂？

That wasn't that wasn't actually a student socialist thing.

那不是那不是其實是學生社會主義的事情。

It was actually, it was the mine wars of Paris on it was all these mimes or after Jean Geno so that they could do the first version of the maid's.

其實，這是巴黎的地雷戰上，它是所有這些啞劇或讓-吉諾之後，所以他們可以做第一版的女僕的。

Uh, you're gonna let me go with this?

呃，你會讓我去與此？

I'm gonna let you go and go run around each other.

我讓你去，去奔走相告。

We're gonna get prayer pricks, uh, way down.

我們會得到的祈禱刺，呃，方式下來。

Throwing each other in silence.

默默地扔給對方。

were you actually in a mime troupe?

你實際上是在一個啞劇團？

Did you do the thing in the box?

你做了盒子裡的東西嗎？

You never did the thing in the box.

你從來沒有做過盒子裡的東西。

Did the thing in the bus get out of here.

公車上的東西有沒有離開這裡。

We're gonna ask you to leave now.

我們要請你現在離開。

You don't want to do the thing in the booth if you forgot it.

如果你忘記了，你也不想在展臺上做這件事。

Yeah.

是啊。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Hey, that was pretty good.

嘿，那是相當不錯的。

You have to make this face.

你必須要做這個表情。

Who?

誰？

Yeah, that thing.

是啊，那個東西。

Yes, Yes.

是的，是的。

You legally dio you're in a lot of trouble.

你在法律上刁難你，你的麻煩就大了。

You did.

是的

There was a There was, ah, piece on the pay per view show that was quite visually interesting.

有一個有啊，一塊按次付費的節目，很有視覺效果。

Scary monsters thing this was with what was it?

嚇人的怪物的事情這是與什麼是？

That puppet?

那個木偶？

There's, ah, media artist in America that I like very much called Tony Haussler.

美國有一位我非常喜歡的媒體藝術家叫託尼-豪斯勒。

It's interesting that in the sixties, all the painters and all the artists were really well known, like Andy Warhol on, I guess, uh, in the in the eighties, it was Jeff Koons and Julian Schnabel.

有趣的是，在60年代，所有的畫家和藝術家都非常有名，比如安迪-沃霍爾，我想，呃，在80年代，是傑夫-昆斯和朱利安-施納貝爾。

But right now it's almost impossible to think of a current artist who's a household name in quite the same way.

但現在，幾乎想不出一個目前家喻戶曉的藝人是完全一樣的。

I'm just That's just on a side.

我只是... ...這只是一個側面。

Really, Conan, we had a clip here.

真的，柯南，我們有一個片段在這裡。

Do you want to explain.

你要不要解釋一下。

What do you want to show this clip here?

你想在這裡展示這個片段幹什麼？

Liz, I don't know if this needs setting up, but it's visually.

Liz，我不知道這是否需要設置，但它的視覺。

We'll just look at it, okay?

我們只是看看，好嗎？

Look at it.

看看吧

That's disturbing.

真令人不安

That was another person that's gonna be your next persona.

那是另一個人，會是你的下一個角色。

Is that what you said ahead getting stepped on?

這就是你前面說的被人踩了一腳？

Yeah, We're just going to get one of Tony's models to actually do the vocals and I'll be underneath on the floor and the whole thing will work out.

是啊，我們只是要得到一個託尼的模型 實際上做主唱 我將在下面的地板上，整個事情會工作了。

Yeah, I wanted to ask you there was something that they were playing here in America on MTV round the clock for a while.

是的，我想問你有什麼東西 他們在美國MTV上24小時播放一段時間。

And it was something I've always wondered about you singing Christmas songs with Bing Crosby on.

而我一直想知道你和賓-克羅斯比一起唱聖誕歌的事情。

And this is something that I guess you probably did in 76 sometime around.

我猜你可能在76年左右的某個時候做了這個事情。

Then what was that like?

那是什麼樣子？

Because it's such a strange thing to look at your almost polar opposites in some way.

因為在某種程度上看，你們幾乎是兩極的對立面，這是一件很奇怪的事情。

And there you are together singing these Christmas songs.

你們在那裡一起唱這些聖誕歌曲。

Do you remember doing this and what it was like?

你還記得做這個，是什麼感覺嗎？

I remember I remember doing it.

我記得我記得我做過。

The communication factor was very strange.

溝通因素非常奇怪。

If I had Mawr communication in a way with Tony house was, uh, dummies.

如果我和託尼家的溝通方式是，呃，笨蛋。

But it was that he didn't know who I waas.

但就是他不知道我是誰。

He couldn't remember my name.

他不記得我的名字。

Uh, hey.

呃，嘿。

Just sat on the stool the whole day, and I would be How were you brought into him?

只是整天坐在凳子上，我就會是你是怎麼被他帶進去的？

Eso It wasn't him saying I love this whole Ziggy service thing.

埃索不是他說我喜歡齊格服務這件事。

I want to meet this guy.

我想見見這個人。

He just loved the heroes, period.

他就是喜歡英雄，就這樣。

Yeah, E.

是的，E。

It was very influential on being a very big He was tried for months to get, you know, to work with him on his next on his next album.

這是非常有影響力的成為一個非常大的 他被嘗試了幾個月，你知道，與他合作 在他的下一張專輯。

I would love to find those recordings.

我很想找到那些錄音。