The gangs joining me for an episode

大夥兒和我一起去看一集

that promises to be too much.

承諾是太多了。

The TMI Challenge.

TMI挑戰。

- In case any of you at home aren't aware,

- 以防有哪位在家的人不知道。

TMI stands for too much information.

TMI代表的是信息量太大。

- Everyone knows that, Pear.

- 大家都知道，梨子。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

Explaining it is too much information.

解釋起來信息量太大。

(Sis laughs)

(姐姐笑)

(Pear groans)

(梨子的呻吟聲)

- Okay, so the rules are simple.

- 好吧，所以規則很簡單。

We all wrote questions and put them into this bowl.

我們都寫了問題，然後把它們放進這個碗裡。

Whatever question you get, you have to answer it.

無論你得到什麼問題，你都要回答它。

No dodging the question either.

也不迴避問題。

It's got to be a direct, honest answer.

必須是直接的、誠實的回答。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

No ifs, ands or buts about it. (farting noise)

沒有 "如果"，"和 "或 "但是"。（放屁的噪音）

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Does anyone wanna trade spots with me?

- 有人想和我交換位置嗎？

- No. - No.

- 號 - 號

- No thank you.

- 不，謝謝你。

(Pear groans)

(梨子的呻吟聲)

It's gonna be a long episode.

這將是一個漫長的情節。

- Darn tootin'.

- 討厭的tootin'。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

Okay, who wants to go first?

好吧，誰想先來？

- I will.

- 我會的

I think this question was intended for Marshmallow.

我想這個問題是針對棉花糖的。

- Well you picked it, so you gotta answer it.

- 好吧，你選擇了它，所以你必須回答它。

(Marshmallow groans)

(Marshmallow groans)

- Fine.

- 好吧

It says, what gender are you?

它說，你是什麼性別？

I'm a boy, okay.

我是個男孩，好吧。

Is everyone happy?

大家開心嗎？

- Always.

- 總是這樣

(Marshmallow laughs)

（棉花糖笑）

Okay, now I go.

好了，現在我走了。

What's your favorite color?

你最喜歡的顏色是什麼？

- Aw.

- 啊

Marshie lucked out and got an easy one.

馬西運氣好，輕鬆拿到了一個。

- Oh, I wouldn't say it's easy.

- 哦，我不會說這很容易。

I love all the colors so much, how am I supposed to decide?

我很喜歡所有的顏色，我應該如何決定？

I love yellow, I love green,

我喜歡黃色，我喜歡綠色。

I love magenta, I love gray.

我喜歡洋紅色，我喜歡灰色。

- Okay, well you think it over Marshie.

- 好吧，好吧，你想好了，馬西。

We're gonna move on.

我們要繼續前進。

- I'll go.

- 我去吧

Who do you have a crush on?

你喜歡誰？

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- I'm pretty sure that one was meant for me.

- 我很確定那個是為我準備的。

- But Pear picked it, so tell us Pear,

- 但梨子選了，那就告訴我們梨子。

who do you have a crush on?

你對誰有好感？

- Orange.

- 橙色。

- I most certainly do not.

- 我當然不會。

- No, I finally decided which color is my favorite,

- 不，我終於決定哪種顏色是我的最愛。

it's the color orange.

這是橙色的顏色。

Oh wait, I forgot about purple.

哦，等等，我忘了紫色。

Back to the drawing board.

回到畫板上。

Yay.

呀。

- I know who Pear has a crush on.

- 我知道梨子喜歡誰了。

Ever since middle school he's been in love with Liz.

從國中開始，他就愛上了莉茲。

- Liz?

- Liz?

Yeah, come on.

是啊，來吧。

I haven't thought about her in years.

我已經很多年沒有想她了。

- Then why is her name doodled

- 那為什麼她的名字是塗鴉的

all over your journal entry from yesterday?

在你昨天的日記裡？

- Hey, give me that.

- 嘿，把那個給我。

- And why is her phone number listed in your phone contacts

- 為什麼她的電話號碼會出現在你的手機通訊錄裡？

under the name just call her dude, you can do it?

名下只是叫她老兄，你能做到嗎？

(Pear blabbering)

(梨語)

- Give me my phone back.

- 把我的手機還給我

This question is over.

這個問題已經結束了。

Next question.

下一個問題。

- Who does Pear have a crush on?

- 梨子暗戀誰？

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Who put that in there?

- 誰把它放在那裡？

(Pear screams)

(梨子的尖叫聲)

- Well, we know it wasn't little Apple

- 好吧，我們知道這不是小蘋果的問題

'cause everything was spelled correctly.

因為所有的東西都拼寫正確。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- For the last time you guys, I am not illiterate, okay?

- 最後一次告訴你們，我不是文盲，好嗎？

- Whatever you say Little Apple.

- 不管你說什麼小蘋果。

I'll go.

我去吧

What gender are you?

你是什麼性別？

- Well, we all know who that was meant for.

- 好吧，我們都知道這是為誰準備的。

Go ahead and pick again.

再去挑吧。

- What gender are you?

- 你是什麼性別？

What gender are you?

你是什麼性別？

Hold up.

等一下

Like almost every single question

就像幾乎每一個問題

in here is about my gender.

在這裡是關於我的性別。

- Full disclosure, I may have submitted

- 全面披露，我可能已經提交了

a bunch of the same questions

千篇一律

so Marshie gets forced to finally answer it.

所以馬西被迫終於回答了這個問題。

- I did the same thing.

- 我也做了同樣的事情。

- Me three.

- 我三。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Aw, you guys we're thinking of me

- 噢，你們這些傢伙，我們在想我。

when you wrote your questions.

當你寫下你的問題。

That's so sweet.

那是如此甜蜜。

- Yeah, yeah.

- 是啊，是啊。

Just pick one, would ya?

選一個吧，好嗎？

And remember, you have the answer honestly.

記住，你要老老實實地給出答案。

No dodging the question either.

也不迴避問題。

The rule is you have to answer the question

規則是你必須回答問題

exactly as it's written on the card.

就像卡片上寫的那樣。

- I got it.

- 我知道了

Which one to choose?

選擇哪一個？

I love them all so much.

我很喜歡他們

- Just pick already Marshie.

- 挑吧，瑪希。

- I choose this one.

- 我選擇這個。

Yay!

呀！

- What does that say?

- 這說明什麼？

What does it say?

它是怎麼說的？

- What gander are you?

- 你是什麼人？

- [All] Yeah!

- [全部]耶！

- Yes, it worked.

- 是的，它的工作。

- We're finally gonna find out Marshie's gender

- 我們終於要知道Marshie的性別了。

after all these years.

這麼多年過去了

- Shh, let Marshie answer.

- 噓，讓Marshie回答。

- Okay, okay.

- 好吧，好吧。

Well if I have to pick, I guess my personality

如果要我選的話，我想我的個性是...

is more Danish Landrace than anything.

是更多的丹麥Landrace比什麼。

- Um, what?

- 嗯，什麼？

- On second thought, maybe I'm a Brecon Buff.

- 再一想，也許我是個Brecon Buff。

Either that or a Curly Breasted Sebastopol.

要麼就是卷胸的塞巴斯托爾。

That's a pretty good gander too.

這也是一個很好的風向標。

- Gander?

- 甘德？

What's happening?

發生什麼事了？

What's Marshie talking about?

Marshie在說什麼？

- Sure enough, it says gander.

- 果然，上面寫著甘德。

- Wow, I guess someone should have taken a second gander

- 哇，我想有人應該再看一眼。

at their spelling before submitting it.

在提交之前，他們的拼寫。

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- Seriously?

- 真的嗎？

So all of Marshie's answers were like

所以Marshie的所有答案都是：

- Breeds of geese, yes.

- 鵝的品種，是的。

That's another definition of the word gander.

這是對gander這個詞的另一個定義。

So Marshie technically answered

所以Marshie在技術上回答

the question exactly as written.

問題完全照本宣科。

- Dang it Little Apple.

- 堂堂的小蘋果。

Why'd you have to write it wrong?

你為什麼要寫錯呢？

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

- 哇，哇，哇，哇，哇。

how do you know it was me?

你怎麼知道是我？

- You know why.

- 你知道為什麼。

- I'm not illiterate okay?

- 我不是文盲好嗎？

Anybody could have misspelled that.

誰都有可能拼錯。

- Dude, you're the only one

- 夥計，你是唯一一個

whose handwriting is squiggly like that.

他的字跡是那樣的曲折。

- It's not my fault.

- 這不是我的錯。

The pens really big, okay?

這支筆真的很大，好嗎？

It's hard to hold still.

很難堅持下去。

Whatever.

管他呢

I'm so out of here.

我真想離開這裡

- That's not an exit bro.

- 這不是一個退出的兄弟。

- I knew that, I can read okay?

- 我就知道，我會讀書好嗎？

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)