Whoo!

嗚！

Well, let's get the gray hair out of the way,

好了，讓我們把白頭髮趕走吧。

'cause if I don't,

因為如果我不這樣做，

you won't listen to a word I say for an hour.

你不會聽我說一個小時的話。

You know when you sit in the emergency exit row seat,

你知道當你坐在緊急出口排的座位上。

and you agree to save everyone?

你同意拯救所有人？

How come when the flight is over,

怎麼會在飛行結束後。

no one thanks you?

沒有人感謝你？

I was an almost responder!

我是一個幾乎是響應者！

Whoever invented the bagpipes...

不管是誰發明了風笛... ...

...I don't think he's finished yet.

...我覺得他還沒有完成。

What in the world is that?

這到底是什麼？

It's a bag with pipes...

這是一個裝有管子的袋子... ...

...stuck in it!

...卡在裡面！

I stuck the pipes in a bag!

我把管子插在袋子裡！

Bagpipes!

風笛！

Why?

為什麼？

I'm doing it!

我正在做！

You're preachin' to the choir!

你這是在對唱詩班說教！

Get the hell outta here!

滾出這裡！

Crazy!

瘋了！

Please welcome...

請歡迎...

Brian Regan!

布萊恩-里根！