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  • FIRST WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE TOM BRADY ON HIS

    首先,我們要祝賀TOM BRADY先生的

  • RECORD SEVENTH SUPER BOWL WIN LAST NIGHT.

    昨晚創下了超級碗的第七次勝利。

  • I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND THIS.

    我不能讓我的頭在這。

  • IT'S-- SEVEN RINGS.

    這是... ... 七環。

  • SEVEN SUPER BOWL RINGS.

    七個超級碗戒指。

  • HE'S THE ARIANA GRANDE OF FOOTBALL.

    他是阿麗亞娜格蘭德的足球。

  • HE'S RUNNING OUT OF FINGERS, THAT IS WHAT I REALIZED LAST

    他的手指快用完了,這是我最後發現的。

  • NIGHT.

    夜晚。

  • HE IS GOING TO BE THUMBING THOSES RINGS.

    他要去是拇指這些戒指。

  • HE IS RUNNING OUT OF FINGERS.

    他的手指快用完了。

  • HE KEEPS GOING AT THIS RATE THIS WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO

    他繼續走在這個速度,這將最終導致。

  • SOMETHING ALMOST TOO HORRIBLE TO IMAGINE, AN ADULT MAN WEARING A

    太可怕的事情,一個成年男子穿戴著一個

  • TOE RING.

    腳趾環。

  • THINK ABOUT THIS.

    想想這個。

  • REG N TOM BRADY'S CAREER ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE SEASONS THAT HE

    REG N TOM BRADY的職業生涯中,每三個賽季就有一個賽季是他的。

  • HAS PLAYED HE HAS ENDED UP IN A SUPER BOWL VICTORY.

    他已經打了他已經結束了超級碗的勝利。

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE?

    你知道這些是什麼嗎?

  • THOSE ARE JAMES CORDEN NUMBERS.

    這些都是詹姆斯・科登的號碼。

  • ROUGHLY ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE OF THESE JOKES WILL BE GOOD.

    大概每三個笑話中就有一個會是好的。

  • (LAUGHTER) NOW REG, I KNOW THAT YOU WATCHED

    現在,雷格,我知道你看了。

  • LAST NIGHT IN YOUR EXPERT OPINION WHAT WAS THE PLAY THAT

    昨晚,在你的專家意見中,是什麼戲?

  • TURNED IT AROUND FOR THE BUCS?

    逆轉了BUCS?

  • >> Reggie: THIS WAS WHEN JOE MONONEUCLIOSIS WAS-- MONTANA WAS

    >> 這是當喬MononeUCLIOSIS是 - 蒙大拿是。

  • ON THE SIDELINES AND HE DROPPED PART OF A SANDWICH AND HE BENT

    在邊線上,他放棄了部分沙丁魚,他彎曲了。

  • DOWN TO GET IT AND AS HE DID IT, ONE OF THE PLAYERS THAT WAS

    在他做這件事的時候,其中一個球員是

  • FOLLOWING A PERSON WITH ONE OF THE BALLS IN THE GAME WAS-- SAW

    跟在一個人身後的一個球在比賽中是 -- 看到了

  • THAT HE DROPPED HIS SANDWICH AND KIND OF INSTINCT ALLLY WENT TO

    他扔掉了他的三明治,並有點直覺地全部去了。

  • GO HELP HIM.

    去幫助他。

  • AND THEN THAT COST THEM A POINT.

    然後讓他們丟了一分。

  • >> James: AND THAT'S IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。就是這樣。

  • THAT IS HOW IT ALL TURNS AROUND.

    這就是一切的轉機。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: THAT IS HOW YOU IT ALL TURNS AROUND.

    >> 詹姆斯。這就是你它如何都轉身。

  • >> Reggie: YES, IT IS UNFORTUNATE.

    >> 雷吉:是的,這是不幸的。

  • >> James: DID YOU WATCH ANY OF IT?

    >> 詹姆斯。你看了嗎?

  • WRZ I DID NOT.

    WRZ我沒有。

  • >> James: DID ANYONE IN THE BAND WATCH ANY OF IT?

    >> 詹姆斯。樂隊裡有人看過嗎?

  • >> NO.

    >> NO.

  • >> NO.

    >> NO.

  • >> NOW I FEEL LIKE I DID AFTER REGGIE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING.

    >> 現在我感覺就像在REGGIE解釋了一切之後一樣。

  • (LAUGHTER) HONESTLY.

    (笑)老實說。

  • >> YEAH, I WATCHED A BIT.

    >> 是的,我看了一點。

  • >> James: YOU WATCHED IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。你看了。

  • I FOUND MYSELF GETTING RATHER INTO IT.

    我發現自己越來越喜歡上它了。

  • I GOT INTO IT, SECOND DOWN.

    我進入了它,第二次下降。

  • I LEARNED THIS, HOLDING.

    我學會了這個,控股。

  • >> Reggie: YES.

    >> 雷吉:是的。

  • >> James: HOLDING.

    >> 詹姆斯。持有。

  • WHEN DO THEY COME UP WITH THESE.

    他們什麼時候才會想出這些,

  • >> I FEEL LIKE IT IS SELF-EXPLANATORY, YOU DOING THAT

    >> 我覺得這是不言自明的,你這樣做,

  • RIGHT NOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL.

    現在我知道你到底想說什麼了。

  • >> James: I FOE BUT WHEN IN THE GAME, THERE MUST HAVE BEEN

    >> 詹姆斯。但當在遊戲中,必須有。

  • AT SOME POINT PEOPLE WERE JUST GOING THE REF SAID HOLDING, AND

    在某些時候,人們只是去REF說的持有,和。

  • THEY'RE LIKE WE NEED SOME KIND OF SIGN LANGUAGE FOR THIS.

    他們就像我們需要某種形式的手勢語言。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH.

    >> YEAH,YEAH。

  • >> THOSE HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR AWHILE.

    >> 那些已經存在了很久的人。

  • I THINK THE GAME HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1850.

    我想這個遊戲從1850年開始就已經存在了。

  • >> James: ROB, I APPRECIATE IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。ROB,我很欣賞它。

  • BUT WHEN THEY FIRST PLAYED IT THEY WEREN'T GIVING THESE.

    但當他們第一次玩的時候,他們並沒有給這些。

  • CUZ IS THAT NOT FOR A STADIUM AUDIENCE, IS IT NOT?

    這不是給球場觀眾看的吧?

  • >> I THINK IT IS FOR THE PLAYERS AND COACHES TO KNOW WHAT THEY

    >> 我認為球員和教練應該知道自己的職責是什麼。

  • HAVE BEEN CALLED FOR.

    已被召見。

  • >> James: AH.

    >> 詹姆斯。Ah.

  • I DO FIND IT FUNNY THAT THE REFEREE PUTS ON A MICROPHONE.

    我覺得很有趣的是,裁判員推上了一個微型電話。

  • I DON'T THINK ANY OTHER SPORT IN THE WORLD THE REV HAS A

    我不認為世界上有任何其他的運動項目能讓我感到興奮。

  • MICROPHONE.

    麥克風:

  • I WOULD BE SO TEMPTED IF I WAS A REF, JUST TO BE LIKE ADDING IN A

    如果我是一個REF,我會很想,只是想增加一個。

  • SONG.

    宋。

  • (LAUGHTER) WOULDN'T YOU THOUGH, LADS? TRY

    你不覺得嗎,女士們? 嘗試

  • TO GET A RECORD DEAL OFF THE BACK OF IT?

    要從它的背後得到一個記錄的交易?

  • (LAUGHTER) THE SINGING REF, HOLDING BACK

    (笑)唱歌的裁判,忍住了。

  • PLAYER.

    玩家:

  • OH YEAH, YEAH.

    哦,是的,是的。

  • ♪.

    ♪.

  • >> AWESOME.

    >> 厲害了。

  • >> James: THERE IS SO MUCH ADVERTISING DURING FOOTBALL.

    >> 詹姆斯。有這麼多的廣告 在足球期間。

  • I AM SO SURPRISED THE REF ISN'T LIKE THIS HOLDING WAS BROUGHT TO

    我很驚訝的REF不喜歡這個控股被交給

  • YOU BY PROGRESSIVE.

    你由進步。

  • IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

    這只是時間的問題。

  • >> LET'S GO TO THE CARLCAM, THE CARL'S,'S, JR.CAM.

    >> 讓我們去CARLCAM,CARL'S,'S,JR. CAM。

  • >> James: MADNESS.

    >> 詹姆斯。瘋了。

  • MY FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE GAME WAS WHEN A MAN WEARING A HOT

    我最喜歡的遊戲時刻是當一個男人穿著熱辣辣的衣服時,他就會說:"我知道你是誰。

  • PINK UNDERIE RAN ON TO THE-- YUNSIE, RAN ON TO THE

    粉色內衣跑到了... YUNSIE,跑到了。

  • FIELD, HERE HE IS HERE, HERE IS MY COMPLAINT, I LOVE A STREAKER,

    菲爾德,在這裡,他在這裡,這是我的抱怨,我愛一個STREAKER。

  • I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.

    我絕對愛它。

  • I THINK IT RAISES ANY SPORTS' OCCASION.

    我認為它提高了任何體育的事件。

  • BUT I WOULD SAY TO THAT MAN, IF YOU ARE GOING STREAK, STREAK.

    但我想對那個人說,如果你要去休息,休息。

  • LIKE DO IT PROPERLY.

    像做得很好。

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

    你知道我的意思嗎?

  • PUT THE WHOLE THING OUT THERE.

    把所有的東西都放在那裡。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> James: YOU CAN'T GO I'M GOING TO STREAK ON THE PITCH BUT

    >> 詹姆斯:You can't go I'm going to STREAK ON the PITCH But

  • THEN BE LIKE I'LL DO IT IN A ONE SUIT BECAUSE I WANT TO PAIN TAIN

    然後就像我要在一件衣服裡做,因為我想痛痛快快地做。

  • A SENSE OF MYSTERY.

    一種神祕感。

  • THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.

    這是我最喜歡的部分。

  • A RADIO ANNOUNCER CALLS THE ACTION AS IF THIS PAN'S

    一個電臺播音員呼籲的行動,好像這個鍋的。

  • STREAKING WERE A PLAY IN THE GAME.

    在遊戲中的一個玩法。

  • AND HE GOT PRETTY WORKED UP ABOUT IT, HERE IT IS HERE.

    他對它非常興奮,在這裡,它在這裡。

  • >> AND NOW WE HAVE THE-- HE'S RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE, THE 40,

    >> 現在我們有... ... 他在中場跑,40號。

  • ARMS IN THE AIR AND A VICTORY SALUTE.

    舉起手臂,向勝利致敬。

  • HE IS PULLING DOWN HIS PANTS.

    他正在脫褲子。

  • PUT UP YOUR PANTS, MY MAN.

    把你的褲子穿上,我的男人。

  • HE'S BEING CHASED TO THE 30, HE BREAKS THE STACK TACKLE FROM THE

    他被追到了30碼處,他從後方突破了包夾。

  • SECURITY GUARD, THE 20RBGS THE 10, THE 5, HE AT THE ONE THEY

    安全衛士,20RBGS的10,5,他在一個他們。

  • CONVERGE ON HIM AT THE GOAL LINE, PULL UP YOUR PANT, TAKE

    在球門線處與他匯合,拉起褲子,採取

  • OFF THE-- BE A MAN.

    關... ... 是一個男人。

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> James: IT'S LIKE HALF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING

    >> 詹姆斯:這就像一半的專業摔跤。

  • ANNOUNCER, HALF STERN TALK FROM YOUR DAD.

    播音員,你爸爸的半生不熟的談話。

  • YOU JUST KNOW SOME PERSON OUT THERE IS LISTENING TO THIS ON

    你只知道有人在外面聽這個。

  • THE RADIO AND THEY JUST HEAR PULL UP YOUR PANTS, TAKE OFF

    廣播和他們只是聽到拉起你的褲子,脫掉。

  • YOUR BRA AND BE A MANMENT AND THEY'RE LIKE JUST TURN THE CAR

    你的BRA和是一個門,他們就像只是把車。

  • AROUND AND DROVE BACK HOME IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL IF THE

    繞了一圈,然後開回了家。

  • CHIEFS WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING WERE LIKE, THAT GUY'S ACTUALLY

    警長們在看的時候都在想,這傢伙真的是...

  • PRETTY FAST.

    非常快。

  • PROBABLY COULD USE HIM ON THE TEAM.

    可能會在團隊中使用他。

  • HEY, PINK ONE PIECE GUY, GET OVER HERE AND GET CHANGED.

    嘿,粉紅色的一件事的傢伙, 在這裡得到改變。

  • GET OUT THERE AND WIN THIS ONE FOR US.

    走出去,為我們贏得這一個。

  • SPEAKING OF THE NFL IN AN INTERYEW-- VIEW YESTERDAY

  • PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID THEY HOPE TO USE COVID-- STADIUMS AS COVID

    比登主席表示,他們希望將COVID--體育場館作為COVID。

  • VACCINATION SITES.

    疫苗接種點:

  • >> I GOT A CALL FROM COMMISSIONER GOODELL SAYING WE

    >> 我接到高德爾委員的電話,他說我們...

  • COULD HAVE ALL 32NFL STADIUMS AVAILABLE FOR MASS VACCINATIONS.

    可以讓所有32個NFL體育場都可以進行大規模的疫苗接種。

  • WE ARE.

    我們是。

  • >> ARE YOU GOING TO USE THEM, NFL STADIUMS FOR VACCINES.

    >> 你要用它們嗎,NFL體育場的疫苗。

  • >> ABSOLUTELY WE WILL.

    >> 當然,我們會的。

  • LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.

    讓我這樣說吧。

  • I WILL TELL MY TEAM THEY ARE AVAILABLE AND I BELIEVE WE'LL

    我會告訴我的團隊,他們是可用的,我相信我們會。

  • USE THEM.

    使用它們。

  • >> James: MEANING FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER THE NEW YORK

    >> James:《紐約》第一次的意義。

  • JETS CAN BE PROUD OF SOMETHING HAPPENING IN THEIR STADIUM.

    JETS可以為他們的球場發生的事情感到驕傲。

  • I WILL SAY, MARK, NOT GONE UNNOTICED THAT YOU HAVE SPRUCED

    我想說,馬克,你還沒走,你已經把我的名字寫出來了。

  • UP TODAY, AND I LOVE IT.

    今天,我喜歡它。

  • >> THE COLOR SPLASH.

    >> 《色彩斑斕》。

  • >> James: LOOK AT THAT.

    >> 詹姆斯。看看這個。

  • >> NICE.

    >> NICE。

  • >> James: I APPRECIATE IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我很欣賞它。

  • >> YOU ASKED FOR IT, JAMES.

    >> 你自找的,詹姆斯。

  • >> James: I DID, I DID ASK FOR IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我有,我有要求。

  • AND ONLY YOU DID IT.

    只有你做了。

  • I THOUGHT THAT A LOT OF THE CREW WOULDN'T COME THROUGH ON THE

    我還以為很多人都不會來了呢

  • COLORS.

    顏色:

  • SO WE HAVE ACTUALLY ORDERED ALL OF YOU SOME OF THOSE HOT PINK

    所以,我們已經實際訂購了你們這些熱粉紅色的東西

  • ONESIES FOR TOMORROW'S SHOW.

    明日演出的連體衣。

  • SUSAN, STRAIGHT IN WITH A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

    蘇珊,直在與一輪掌聲。

  • NFL STADIUMS WILL BE USED FOR VACCINATIONS.

    NFL體育場將用於接種疫苗。

  • YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

    你知道這是什麼意思嗎?

  • ARE YOU READY FOR INJECTION!

    你準備好注射了嗎?

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> James: HERE'S MY THING WITH THIS, DO WE REALLY NEED FOR THE

    >> 詹姆斯。這是我的這個問題,我們是否真的需要的。

  • SUPER BOWL TO BE DONE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN?

    超級碗要做這個發生?

  • THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED LUKE.

    這就是它聽起來盧克。

  • IT SOUNDED LIKE NOW THAT THE NFL STADIUMS, LIKE THE CINCINNATI

    現在聽起來,NFL球場,比如辛辛那提球場

  • BENGALS HAVEN'T PLAYED SINCE JANUARY 3-RD, WE COULD VN BUS

    孟加拉隊從1月3-4日開始就沒有打過比賽,我們可能會VN BUS。

  • THAT STADIUM SINCE THEN, IT WASN'T LIKE THEY WERE GOING TO

    那座球場從那時起,它就不像他們要去

  • HAVE AN IMPROMPTU GAME WITH THE DETROIT LIONS.

    與底特律獅子隊進行一場比賽。

  • BUT THEY DID, THEY ACTUALLY DID START.

    但他們做到了,他們實際上確實開始了。

  • THEY KICKED OFF THE VACCINATIONS TODAY AND LOOK, WHO WAS FIRST IN

    他們今天啟動了疫苗接種,看,誰是第一個。

  • LINE.

    線:

  • THAT IS WHY HE WAS RUNNING SO FAST.

    這就是為什麼他跑得這麼快。

  • HEY, OTHER BIG STORY,-- BIRTHDAY TODAY, HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY?

    嘿,其他大事,--今天生日,你今天多大了?

  • >> I'M 34.

    >> 我34歲。

  • >> James: 34.

    >> James: 34.

  • >> E-W, GROSS.

    >> E-W, GROSS.

  • >> James: 34.

    >> James: 34.

  • >> YEP.

    >> YEP。

  • >> James: HE'S HONEST.

    >> 詹姆斯。他是誠實的。

  • WHAT DID YOU GET FOR YOUR 34th BIRTHDAY STH.

    你在34歲生日的時候得到了什麼?

  • >> AN OFFICE CHAIR FOR WORKING FROM HOME.

    >> 適合在家辦公的辦公椅。

  • >> James: WHO GOT THAT YOU.

    >> 詹姆斯。誰得到了你。

  • >> MY BOYFRIEND.

    >> 我的男朋友:

  • >> James: OH, YOU OLD ROMANTIC.

    >> 詹姆斯。哦,你這個老羅曼蒂克。

  • (LAUGHTER) >> IT'S WHAT I WANTED.

    (笑)>>這就是我想要的。

  • IT IS THE KIND OF GIFT YOU ASK FOR WHEN ARE YOU 34, I GUESS.

    我想,這就是你34歲時要的那種禮物吧。

  • >> James: IT ISN'T.

    >> 詹姆斯。它不是。

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> James: BUT YOU SEE MY POINT.

    >> 詹姆斯。但你明白我的意思。

  • AND ROB, WE GOT DAVE A CAKE?

    羅伯,我們有戴夫的蛋糕嗎?

  • >> NO, DAVE, SORRY.

    >> 不,戴夫,對不起。

  • COVID CAKE.

    COVID蛋糕。

  • >> James: CUZ OF COVID.

    >> 詹姆斯。CUZ OF COVID.

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE, YOU GLORIOUS BALM OF JOY-- BALL OF

    生日快樂,戴夫,你這光榮的快樂之球。

  • JOY IN ALL OF OUR LIVES.

    歡樂在我們的生活中。

  • WE LOVE YOU.

    我們愛你。

  • >> James: LET'S NOT, YEAH, THAT'S ENOUGH.

    >> 詹姆斯。讓我們不,是的,這就夠了。

  • WE DON'T NEED TO DO THE SONG, IT'S LIKE, LET'S NOT.

    我們不需要做的歌曲, 它的樣子,讓我們沒有。

  • THERE ARE TOO MANY BIRTHDAYS, IF WE DO IT FOR DAVE THEN SOMEBODY

    有太多的生日,如果我們為DAVE做了,就會有人來做

  • WILL GET UPSET WE DIDN'T DO IT FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY.

    會得到UPSET我們沒有做到這一點為他們的生日。

  • LET'S NOT DO A SONG.

    讓我們不要做一首歌。

  • WE ARE PADDING TIME.

    我們的時間在增加。

  • WE THOUGHT WE HAD GRONK ON THE SHOW, WE HAVEN'T.

    我們以為有格朗克上節目,但沒有。

  • SO WE WILL TALK ABOUT DAVE.

    所以我們要談談DAVE。

  • >> BE HERE TOMORROW.

    >>明天在這裡。

  • >> James: GRONK'S ON TOMORROW?

    >> 詹姆斯。格朗克在明天?

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> James: YEAH, THAT'S US, 58 HOURS AFTER THE SUPER BOWL.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,這就是我們,58小時後的超級碗。

  • WE GET HIM!

    我們得到了他!

  • WHAT'S THAT, THURSDAY, HE WILL BE ON ON THURSDAY.

    那是什麼,週四,他將在週四。

  • OH, AFTER THE HIATUS, HE'S DOING A PODCAST.

    哦,在HIATUS之後, 他做一個PODC廣播。

  • AND DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS, A MAN IN NORWAY JUST SET A

    你們有沒有聽說過這個,一個人在挪威剛剛設置了一個。

  • NEW WORLD RECORD FOR RUNNING A HALF MARATHON COMPLETELY BARE

    新的世界紀錄是完全赤身裸體跑完半程馬拉松。

  • FOOT IN THE SNOW.

    腳在雪地裡。

  • HIS FINAL TIME WAS ONE HOUR 44 MINUTES AND 58 SECONDS.

    他的最終成績是1小時44分58秒。

  • THER -- OF COURSE HE SET A RECORD.

    當然,他創造了一個記錄。

  • LET'S-- LIKE SET A RECORD LIKE THIS IS A THING THAT THE LOS OF

    讓我們... ... 喜歡設置一個記錄,像這是一件事,失去的。

  • OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THAT IS LIKE I SET

    其他人都在做,你知道我的意思,這就像我設定的。

  • A WORLD RECORD FOR EATING THE MOST RAZOR BLADES IN AN HOUR.

    一小時內吃下最多刀片的世界紀錄。

  • YOU ARE LIKE WELL BRIAN, THAT IS NOT A COMPETITIVE SPACE.

    你是喜歡井布蘭,這不是一個競爭的空間。

  • HOW FAR WOULD YOU MAKE IT, REG, IN THE SNOW BARE FOOT?

    你能走多遠,雷格,在雪地裡光腳走?

  • >> Reggie: I PROBABLY WOULD GO AT LEAST LIKE 32 STEPS-- STEPS

    >> 我至少會走32個臺階...

  • AND THEN I WOULD STEP ON SOMETHING AND SEVERELY INJURE

    然後我就會踩到什麼東西,嚴重受傷。

  • NIE FOOT.

    NIE FOOT:

  • >> James: YEAH, THAT'S THE POINTMENT I DON'T UNDERSTAND

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,這就是我不明白的地方。

  • WHAT THIS GUY, WHEN HE GETS HOME, MUM, GUESS WHAT I HAVE

    這傢伙,當他回家時,媽媽,猜猜我有什麼。

  • DONE.

    完成。

  • >> WHAT.

    >> 什麼。

  • >> I GOT THE WORLD RECORD FOR-- THAT'S AMAZING IN THE SNOW

    >> 我得到了世界紀錄 -- 這在雪地裡是驚人的。

  • BARE FOOT, WELL, THAT'S NOT AMAZING.

    光腳,好吧,這並不令人驚奇。

  • THAT'S [BLEEP] STUPID.

    這是[BLEEP]愚蠢的。

  • (LAUGHTER) KEITH, WE DIDN'T RAISE YOU THIS

    基思,我們沒有養你這樣的

  • WAY.

    辦法。

  • I WAS GOING TO DO A FULL MARATHON BUT I GOT COLD FEET.

    我本來要做一個完整的馬拉松,但我得到了寒冷的腳。

  • OH!

    哦!

  • THAT'S THE LEVEL, THAT'S THE LEVEL.

    這就是水準,這就是水準。

  • SEE, I PROMISED YOU ONE IN THREE.

    你看,我答應你三分之一。

  • TURNED OUT ACTUALLY ONE IN NINE.

    結果實際上是九分之一。

  • IN OTHER NEWS AN ORIGINAL 45 YEAR OLD APPLE COMPUTER IS SET

    在其他新聞中,一臺45年曆史的原始蘋果計算機被設置為

  • TO SELL ON eBAY FOR GET THIS 181.5 MILLION DOLLARS.

    在eBAY上出售得到這181.5百萬美元。

  • AT'S ONE OF ONLY SIX MODELS TO RETAIN ITS ORIGINAL WOOD CASE.

    這是僅有的六款保留原木外殼的型號之一。

  • HERE IT IS HERE.

    在這裡,它在這裡。

  • LOOK AT THAT, IT'S EXCITING BUT AFTER 45 YEARS, JUST IMAGINE ALL

    你看,這很令人興奮,但45年後,想象一下所有的。

  • THE SOFTWARE UPDATES THAT WILL HAVE TO BE INSA STALLED.

    軟件更新將不得不被INSA停滯。

  • CRAZY.

    瘋了

  • BE FUNNY TO TAKE THAT COMPUTER INTO A GENIUS BAR AND BE LIKE I

    把那臺電腦帶到天才酒吧,像我一樣,是件很有趣的事情。

  • CAN'T SEEM TO SYNC MY PHOTOS.

    無法同步我的照片。

  • ARE YOU A GENIUS OR NOT?

    你到底是不是天才?

  • AND FINALLY A TECH COMPANY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS CREATED A

    最後,英國的一家技術公司創造了一個新的技術。

  • CLEANING ROBOT THAT SANITIZES HOSPITALS WHILE ALSO TELLING

    清潔機器人在給醫院消毒的同時,還能講故事。

  • JOKES.

    笑話。

  • HERE IT IS HERE.

    在這裡,它在這裡。

  • >>-- BABY LOG ON.

    >>-- 寶寶登錄。

  • SWRZ YES, I KNOW YOU THINK THAT ROBOT IS OKAY AT STANDUP BUT HIS

    是的,我知道你認為那個機器人站立還行,但他的...

  • PODCAST IS REALLY GOOD.

    PODCAST是真正的好。

  • I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE THE LIVE STUFF, HIS PODCAST IS

    我不知道你是否喜歡現場的東西,他的PODC廣播是。

  • AMAZING.

    驚人的。

  • THE KIDS THERE AT THE HOSPITAL REALLY ENJOYED HEARING THE ROBOT

    醫院裡的孩子們都很喜歡聽機器人的聲音

  • TELL JOKES.

    講笑話。

  • UNFORTUNATELY A LITTLE LATER ON THERE WAS A GLITCH.

    不幸的是,稍後就出現了故障。

  • AND THE ROBERT ENDED UP DOING A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ACT.

    羅伯特最後做了一個完全不同的行為。

  • >> GUYS ARE SO [BLEEP] GROSS, AREN'T THEY WITH THEIR [BLEEP],

    >> 男人都是如此[BLEEP]GROSS,是不是他們與他們的[BLEEP]。

  • I JUST HAD SEX WITH A GUY, MORE [BLEEP] THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN

    我剛剛和一個男人發生了關係,比你見過的更多[嗶]。

  • IN YOUR LIFE.

    在你的生活中。

FIRST WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE TOM BRADY ON HIS

首先,我們要祝賀TOM BRADY先生的

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