字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 FIRST WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE TOM BRADY ON HIS 首先,我們要祝賀TOM BRADY先生的 RECORD SEVENTH SUPER BOWL WIN LAST NIGHT. 昨晚創下了超級碗的第七次勝利。 I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND THIS. 我不能讓我的頭在這。 IT'S-- SEVEN RINGS. 這是... ... 七環。 SEVEN SUPER BOWL RINGS. 七個超級碗戒指。 HE'S THE ARIANA GRANDE OF FOOTBALL. 他是阿麗亞娜格蘭德的足球。 HE'S RUNNING OUT OF FINGERS, THAT IS WHAT I REALIZED LAST 他的手指快用完了,這是我最後發現的。 NIGHT. 夜晚。 HE IS GOING TO BE THUMBING THOSES RINGS. 他要去是拇指這些戒指。 HE IS RUNNING OUT OF FINGERS. 他的手指快用完了。 HE KEEPS GOING AT THIS RATE THIS WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO 他繼續走在這個速度,這將最終導致。 SOMETHING ALMOST TOO HORRIBLE TO IMAGINE, AN ADULT MAN WEARING A 太可怕的事情,一個成年男子穿戴著一個 TOE RING. 腳趾環。 THINK ABOUT THIS. 想想這個。 REG N TOM BRADY'S CAREER ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE SEASONS THAT HE REG N TOM BRADY的職業生涯中,每三個賽季就有一個賽季是他的。 HAS PLAYED HE HAS ENDED UP IN A SUPER BOWL VICTORY. 他已經打了他已經結束了超級碗的勝利。 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE? 你知道這些是什麼嗎? THOSE ARE JAMES CORDEN NUMBERS. 這些都是詹姆斯・科登的號碼。 ROUGHLY ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE OF THESE JOKES WILL BE GOOD. 大概每三個笑話中就有一個會是好的。 (LAUGHTER) NOW REG, I KNOW THAT YOU WATCHED 現在,雷格,我知道你看了。 LAST NIGHT IN YOUR EXPERT OPINION WHAT WAS THE PLAY THAT 昨晚,在你的專家意見中,是什麼戲? TURNED IT AROUND FOR THE BUCS? 逆轉了BUCS? >> Reggie: THIS WAS WHEN JOE MONONEUCLIOSIS WAS-- MONTANA WAS >> 這是當喬MononeUCLIOSIS是 - 蒙大拿是。 ON THE SIDELINES AND HE DROPPED PART OF A SANDWICH AND HE BENT 在邊線上,他放棄了部分沙丁魚,他彎曲了。 DOWN TO GET IT AND AS HE DID IT, ONE OF THE PLAYERS THAT WAS 在他做這件事的時候,其中一個球員是 FOLLOWING A PERSON WITH ONE OF THE BALLS IN THE GAME WAS-- SAW 跟在一個人身後的一個球在比賽中是 -- 看到了 THAT HE DROPPED HIS SANDWICH AND KIND OF INSTINCT ALLLY WENT TO 他扔掉了他的三明治,並有點直覺地全部去了。 GO HELP HIM. 去幫助他。 AND THEN THAT COST THEM A POINT. 然後讓他們丟了一分。 >> James: AND THAT'S IT. >> 詹姆斯。就是這樣。 THAT IS HOW IT ALL TURNS AROUND. 這就是一切的轉機。 >> Reggie: YEAH. >> 雷吉:YEAH。 >> James: THAT IS HOW YOU IT ALL TURNS AROUND. >> 詹姆斯。這就是你它如何都轉身。 >> Reggie: YES, IT IS UNFORTUNATE. >> 雷吉:是的,這是不幸的。 >> James: DID YOU WATCH ANY OF IT? >> 詹姆斯。你看了嗎? WRZ I DID NOT. WRZ我沒有。 >> James: DID ANYONE IN THE BAND WATCH ANY OF IT? >> 詹姆斯。樂隊裡有人看過嗎? >> NO. >> NO. >> NO. >> NO. >> NOW I FEEL LIKE I DID AFTER REGGIE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING. >> 現在我感覺就像在REGGIE解釋了一切之後一樣。 (LAUGHTER) HONESTLY. (笑)老實說。 >> YEAH, I WATCHED A BIT. >> 是的,我看了一點。 >> James: YOU WATCHED IT. >> 詹姆斯。你看了。 I FOUND MYSELF GETTING RATHER INTO IT. 我發現自己越來越喜歡上它了。 I GOT INTO IT, SECOND DOWN. 我進入了它,第二次下降。 I LEARNED THIS, HOLDING. 我學會了這個,控股。 >> Reggie: YES. >> 雷吉:是的。 >> James: HOLDING. >> 詹姆斯。持有。 WHEN DO THEY COME UP WITH THESE. 他們什麼時候才會想出這些, >> I FEEL LIKE IT IS SELF-EXPLANATORY, YOU DOING THAT >> 我覺得這是不言自明的,你這樣做, RIGHT NOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL. 現在我知道你到底想說什麼了。 >> James: I FOE BUT WHEN IN THE GAME, THERE MUST HAVE BEEN >> 詹姆斯。但當在遊戲中,必須有。 AT SOME POINT PEOPLE WERE JUST GOING THE REF SAID HOLDING, AND 在某些時候,人們只是去REF說的持有,和。 THEY'RE LIKE WE NEED SOME KIND OF SIGN LANGUAGE FOR THIS. 他們就像我們需要某種形式的手勢語言。 >> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH. >> YEAH,YEAH。 >> THOSE HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR AWHILE. >> 那些已經存在了很久的人。 I THINK THE GAME HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1850. 我想這個遊戲從1850年開始就已經存在了。 >> James: ROB, I APPRECIATE IT. >> 詹姆斯。ROB,我很欣賞它。 BUT WHEN THEY FIRST PLAYED IT THEY WEREN'T GIVING THESE. 但當他們第一次玩的時候,他們並沒有給這些。 CUZ IS THAT NOT FOR A STADIUM AUDIENCE, IS IT NOT? 這不是給球場觀眾看的吧? >> I THINK IT IS FOR THE PLAYERS AND COACHES TO KNOW WHAT THEY >> 我認為球員和教練應該知道自己的職責是什麼。 HAVE BEEN CALLED FOR. 已被召見。 >> James: AH. >> 詹姆斯。Ah. I DO FIND IT FUNNY THAT THE REFEREE PUTS ON A MICROPHONE. 我覺得很有趣的是,裁判員推上了一個微型電話。 I DON'T THINK ANY OTHER SPORT IN THE WORLD THE REV HAS A 我不認為世界上有任何其他的運動項目能讓我感到興奮。 MICROPHONE. 麥克風: I WOULD BE SO TEMPTED IF I WAS A REF, JUST TO BE LIKE ADDING IN A 如果我是一個REF,我會很想,只是想增加一個。 SONG. 宋。 (LAUGHTER) WOULDN'T YOU THOUGH, LADS? TRY 你不覺得嗎,女士們? 嘗試 TO GET A RECORD DEAL OFF THE BACK OF IT? 要從它的背後得到一個記錄的交易? (LAUGHTER) THE SINGING REF, HOLDING BACK (笑)唱歌的裁判,忍住了。 PLAYER. 玩家: ♪ OH YEAH, YEAH. 哦,是的,是的。 ♪. ♪. >> AWESOME. >> 厲害了。 >> James: THERE IS SO MUCH ADVERTISING DURING FOOTBALL. >> 詹姆斯。有這麼多的廣告 在足球期間。 I AM SO SURPRISED THE REF ISN'T LIKE THIS HOLDING WAS BROUGHT TO 我很驚訝的REF不喜歡這個控股被交給 YOU BY PROGRESSIVE. 你由進步。 IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. 這只是時間的問題。 >> LET'S GO TO THE CARLCAM, THE CARL'S,'S, JR.CAM. >> 讓我們去CARLCAM,CARL'S,'S,JR. CAM。 >> James: MADNESS. >> 詹姆斯。瘋了。 MY FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE GAME WAS WHEN A MAN WEARING A HOT 我最喜歡的遊戲時刻是當一個男人穿著熱辣辣的衣服時,他就會說:"我知道你是誰。 PINK UNDERIE RAN ON TO THE-- YUNSIE, RAN ON TO THE 粉色內衣跑到了... YUNSIE,跑到了。 FIELD, HERE HE IS HERE, HERE IS MY COMPLAINT, I LOVE A STREAKER, 菲爾德,在這裡,他在這裡,這是我的抱怨,我愛一個STREAKER。 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. 我絕對愛它。 I THINK IT RAISES ANY SPORTS' OCCASION. 我認為它提高了任何體育的事件。 BUT I WOULD SAY TO THAT MAN, IF YOU ARE GOING STREAK, STREAK. 但我想對那個人說,如果你要去休息,休息。 LIKE DO IT PROPERLY. 像做得很好。 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 你知道我的意思嗎? PUT THE WHOLE THING OUT THERE. 把所有的東西都放在那裡。 >> YEAH. >> 是的。 >> James: YOU CAN'T GO I'M GOING TO STREAK ON THE PITCH BUT >> 詹姆斯:You can't go I'm going to STREAK ON the PITCH But THEN BE LIKE I'LL DO IT IN A ONE SUIT BECAUSE I WANT TO PAIN TAIN 然後就像我要在一件衣服裡做,因為我想痛痛快快地做。 A SENSE OF MYSTERY. 一種神祕感。 THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART. 這是我最喜歡的部分。 A RADIO ANNOUNCER CALLS THE ACTION AS IF THIS PAN'S 一個電臺播音員呼籲的行動,好像這個鍋的。 STREAKING WERE A PLAY IN THE GAME. 在遊戲中的一個玩法。 AND HE GOT PRETTY WORKED UP ABOUT IT, HERE IT IS HERE. 他對它非常興奮,在這裡,它在這裡。 >> AND NOW WE HAVE THE-- HE'S RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE, THE 40, >> 現在我們有... ... 他在中場跑,40號。 ARMS IN THE AIR AND A VICTORY SALUTE. 舉起手臂,向勝利致敬。 HE IS PULLING DOWN HIS PANTS. 他正在脫褲子。 PUT UP YOUR PANTS, MY MAN. 把你的褲子穿上,我的男人。 HE'S BEING CHASED TO THE 30, HE BREAKS THE STACK TACKLE FROM THE 他被追到了30碼處,他從後方突破了包夾。 SECURITY GUARD, THE 20RBGS THE 10, THE 5, HE AT THE ONE THEY 安全衛士,20RBGS的10,5,他在一個他們。 CONVERGE ON HIM AT THE GOAL LINE, PULL UP YOUR PANT, TAKE 在球門線處與他匯合,拉起褲子,採取 OFF THE-- BE A MAN. 關... ... 是一個男人。 (LAUGHTER). (笑): >> James: IT'S LIKE HALF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING >> 詹姆斯:這就像一半的專業摔跤。 ANNOUNCER, HALF STERN TALK FROM YOUR DAD. 播音員,你爸爸的半生不熟的談話。 YOU JUST KNOW SOME PERSON OUT THERE IS LISTENING TO THIS ON 你只知道有人在外面聽這個。 THE RADIO AND THEY JUST HEAR PULL UP YOUR PANTS, TAKE OFF 廣播和他們只是聽到拉起你的褲子,脫掉。 YOUR BRA AND BE A MANMENT AND THEY'RE LIKE JUST TURN THE CAR 你的BRA和是一個門,他們就像只是把車。 AROUND AND DROVE BACK HOME IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL IF THE 繞了一圈,然後開回了家。 CHIEFS WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING WERE LIKE, THAT GUY'S ACTUALLY 警長們在看的時候都在想,這傢伙真的是... PRETTY FAST. 非常快。 PROBABLY COULD USE HIM ON THE TEAM. 可能會在團隊中使用他。 HEY, PINK ONE PIECE GUY, GET OVER HERE AND GET CHANGED. 嘿,粉紅色的一件事的傢伙, 在這裡得到改變。 GET OUT THERE AND WIN THIS ONE FOR US. 走出去,為我們贏得這一個。 SPEAKING OF THE NFL IN AN INTERYEW-- VIEW YESTERDAY PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID THEY HOPE TO USE COVID-- STADIUMS AS COVID 比登主席表示,他們希望將COVID--體育場館作為COVID。 VACCINATION SITES. 疫苗接種點: >> I GOT A CALL FROM COMMISSIONER GOODELL SAYING WE >> 我接到高德爾委員的電話,他說我們... COULD HAVE ALL 32NFL STADIUMS AVAILABLE FOR MASS VACCINATIONS. 可以讓所有32個NFL體育場都可以進行大規模的疫苗接種。 WE ARE. 我們是。 >> ARE YOU GOING TO USE THEM, NFL STADIUMS FOR VACCINES. >> 你要用它們嗎,NFL體育場的疫苗。 >> ABSOLUTELY WE WILL. >> 當然,我們會的。 LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. 讓我這樣說吧。 I WILL TELL MY TEAM THEY ARE AVAILABLE AND I BELIEVE WE'LL 我會告訴我的團隊,他們是可用的,我相信我們會。 USE THEM. 使用它們。 >> James: MEANING FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER THE NEW YORK >> James:《紐約》第一次的意義。 JETS CAN BE PROUD OF SOMETHING HAPPENING IN THEIR STADIUM. JETS可以為他們的球場發生的事情感到驕傲。 I WILL SAY, MARK, NOT GONE UNNOTICED THAT YOU HAVE SPRUCED 我想說,馬克,你還沒走,你已經把我的名字寫出來了。 UP TODAY, AND I LOVE IT. 今天,我喜歡它。 >> THE COLOR SPLASH. >> 《色彩斑斕》。 >> James: LOOK AT THAT. >> 詹姆斯。看看這個。 >> NICE. >> NICE。 >> James: I APPRECIATE IT. >> 詹姆斯。我很欣賞它。 >> YOU ASKED FOR IT, JAMES. >> 你自找的,詹姆斯。 >> James: I DID, I DID ASK FOR IT. >> 詹姆斯。我有,我有要求。 AND ONLY YOU DID IT. 只有你做了。 I THOUGHT THAT A LOT OF THE CREW WOULDN'T COME THROUGH ON THE 我還以為很多人都不會來了呢 COLORS. 顏色: SO WE HAVE ACTUALLY ORDERED ALL OF YOU SOME OF THOSE HOT PINK 所以,我們已經實際訂購了你們這些熱粉紅色的東西 ONESIES FOR TOMORROW'S SHOW. 明日演出的連體衣。 SUSAN, STRAIGHT IN WITH A ROUND OF APPLAUSE. 蘇珊,直在與一輪掌聲。 NFL STADIUMS WILL BE USED FOR VACCINATIONS. NFL體育場將用於接種疫苗。 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 你知道這是什麼意思嗎? ARE YOU READY FOR INJECTION! 你準備好注射了嗎? (LAUGHTER). (笑): >> James: HERE'S MY THING WITH THIS, DO WE REALLY NEED FOR THE >> 詹姆斯。這是我的這個問題,我們是否真的需要的。 SUPER BOWL TO BE DONE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN? 超級碗要做這個發生? THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED LUKE. 這就是它聽起來盧克。 IT SOUNDED LIKE NOW THAT THE NFL STADIUMS, LIKE THE CINCINNATI 現在聽起來,NFL球場,比如辛辛那提球場 BENGALS HAVEN'T PLAYED SINCE JANUARY 3-RD, WE COULD VN BUS 孟加拉隊從1月3-4日開始就沒有打過比賽,我們可能會VN BUS。 THAT STADIUM SINCE THEN, IT WASN'T LIKE THEY WERE GOING TO 那座球場從那時起,它就不像他們要去 HAVE AN IMPROMPTU GAME WITH THE DETROIT LIONS. 與底特律獅子隊進行一場比賽。 BUT THEY DID, THEY ACTUALLY DID START. 但他們做到了,他們實際上確實開始了。 THEY KICKED OFF THE VACCINATIONS TODAY AND LOOK, WHO WAS FIRST IN 他們今天啟動了疫苗接種,看,誰是第一個。 LINE. 線: THAT IS WHY HE WAS RUNNING SO FAST. 這就是為什麼他跑得這麼快。 HEY, OTHER BIG STORY,-- BIRTHDAY TODAY, HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY? 嘿,其他大事,--今天生日,你今天多大了? >> I'M 34. >> 我34歲。 >> James: 34. >> James: 34. >> E-W, GROSS. >> E-W, GROSS. >> James: 34. >> James: 34. >> YEP. >> YEP。 >> James: HE'S HONEST. >> 詹姆斯。他是誠實的。 WHAT DID YOU GET FOR YOUR 34th BIRTHDAY STH. 你在34歲生日的時候得到了什麼? >> AN OFFICE CHAIR FOR WORKING FROM HOME. >> 適合在家辦公的辦公椅。 >> James: WHO GOT THAT YOU. >> 詹姆斯。誰得到了你。 >> MY BOYFRIEND. >> 我的男朋友: >> James: OH, YOU OLD ROMANTIC. >> 詹姆斯。哦,你這個老羅曼蒂克。 (LAUGHTER) >> IT'S WHAT I WANTED. (笑)>>這就是我想要的。 IT IS THE KIND OF GIFT YOU ASK FOR WHEN ARE YOU 34, I GUESS. 我想,這就是你34歲時要的那種禮物吧。 >> James: IT ISN'T. >> 詹姆斯。它不是。 (LAUGHTER). (笑): >> James: BUT YOU SEE MY POINT. >> 詹姆斯。但你明白我的意思。 AND ROB, WE GOT DAVE A CAKE? 羅伯,我們有戴夫的蛋糕嗎? >> NO, DAVE, SORRY. >> 不,戴夫,對不起。 COVID CAKE. COVID蛋糕。 >> James: CUZ OF COVID. >> 詹姆斯。CUZ OF COVID. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE, YOU GLORIOUS BALM OF JOY-- BALL OF 生日快樂,戴夫,你這光榮的快樂之球。 JOY IN ALL OF OUR LIVES. 歡樂在我們的生活中。 WE LOVE YOU. 我們愛你。 >> James: LET'S NOT, YEAH, THAT'S ENOUGH. >> 詹姆斯。讓我們不,是的,這就夠了。 WE DON'T NEED TO DO THE SONG, IT'S LIKE, LET'S NOT. 我們不需要做的歌曲, 它的樣子,讓我們沒有。 THERE ARE TOO MANY BIRTHDAYS, IF WE DO IT FOR DAVE THEN SOMEBODY 有太多的生日,如果我們為DAVE做了,就會有人來做 WILL GET UPSET WE DIDN'T DO IT FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY. 會得到UPSET我們沒有做到這一點為他們的生日。 LET'S NOT DO A SONG. 讓我們不要做一首歌。 WE ARE PADDING TIME. 我們的時間在增加。 WE THOUGHT WE HAD GRONK ON THE SHOW, WE HAVEN'T. 我們以為有格朗克上節目,但沒有。 SO WE WILL TALK ABOUT DAVE. 所以我們要談談DAVE。 >> BE HERE TOMORROW. >>明天在這裡。 >> James: GRONK'S ON TOMORROW? >> 詹姆斯。格朗克在明天? >> YEAH. >> 是的。 >> James: YEAH, THAT'S US, 58 HOURS AFTER THE SUPER BOWL. >> 詹姆斯。是的,這就是我們,58小時後的超級碗。 WE GET HIM! 我們得到了他! WHAT'S THAT, THURSDAY, HE WILL BE ON ON THURSDAY. 那是什麼,週四,他將在週四。 OH, AFTER THE HIATUS, HE'S DOING A PODCAST. 哦,在HIATUS之後, 他做一個PODC廣播。 AND DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS, A MAN IN NORWAY JUST SET A 你們有沒有聽說過這個,一個人在挪威剛剛設置了一個。 NEW WORLD RECORD FOR RUNNING A HALF MARATHON COMPLETELY BARE 新的世界紀錄是完全赤身裸體跑完半程馬拉松。 FOOT IN THE SNOW. 腳在雪地裡。 HIS FINAL TIME WAS ONE HOUR 44 MINUTES AND 58 SECONDS. 他的最終成績是1小時44分58秒。 THER -- OF COURSE HE SET A RECORD. 當然,他創造了一個記錄。 LET'S-- LIKE SET A RECORD LIKE THIS IS A THING THAT THE LOS OF 讓我們... ... 喜歡設置一個記錄,像這是一件事,失去的。 OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THAT IS LIKE I SET 其他人都在做,你知道我的意思,這就像我設定的。 A WORLD RECORD FOR EATING THE MOST RAZOR BLADES IN AN HOUR. 一小時內吃下最多刀片的世界紀錄。 YOU ARE LIKE WELL BRIAN, THAT IS NOT A COMPETITIVE SPACE. 你是喜歡井布蘭,這不是一個競爭的空間。 HOW FAR WOULD YOU MAKE IT, REG, IN THE SNOW BARE FOOT? 你能走多遠,雷格,在雪地裡光腳走? >> Reggie: I PROBABLY WOULD GO AT LEAST LIKE 32 STEPS-- STEPS >> 我至少會走32個臺階... AND THEN I WOULD STEP ON SOMETHING AND SEVERELY INJURE 然後我就會踩到什麼東西,嚴重受傷。 NIE FOOT. NIE FOOT: >> James: YEAH, THAT'S THE POINTMENT I DON'T UNDERSTAND >> 詹姆斯。是的,這就是我不明白的地方。 WHAT THIS GUY, WHEN HE GETS HOME, MUM, GUESS WHAT I HAVE 這傢伙,當他回家時,媽媽,猜猜我有什麼。 DONE. 完成。 >> WHAT. >> 什麼。 >> I GOT THE WORLD RECORD FOR-- THAT'S AMAZING IN THE SNOW >> 我得到了世界紀錄 -- 這在雪地裡是驚人的。 BARE FOOT, WELL, THAT'S NOT AMAZING. 光腳,好吧,這並不令人驚奇。 THAT'S [BLEEP] STUPID. 這是[BLEEP]愚蠢的。 (LAUGHTER) KEITH, WE DIDN'T RAISE YOU THIS 基思,我們沒有養你這樣的 WAY. 辦法。 I WAS GOING TO DO A FULL MARATHON BUT I GOT COLD FEET. 我本來要做一個完整的馬拉松,但我得到了寒冷的腳。 OH! 哦! THAT'S THE LEVEL, THAT'S THE LEVEL. 這就是水準,這就是水準。 SEE, I PROMISED YOU ONE IN THREE. 你看,我答應你三分之一。 TURNED OUT ACTUALLY ONE IN NINE. 結果實際上是九分之一。 IN OTHER NEWS AN ORIGINAL 45 YEAR OLD APPLE COMPUTER IS SET 在其他新聞中,一臺45年曆史的原始蘋果計算機被設置為 TO SELL ON eBAY FOR GET THIS 181.5 MILLION DOLLARS. 在eBAY上出售得到這181.5百萬美元。 AT'S ONE OF ONLY SIX MODELS TO RETAIN ITS ORIGINAL WOOD CASE. 這是僅有的六款保留原木外殼的型號之一。 HERE IT IS HERE. 在這裡,它在這裡。 LOOK AT THAT, IT'S EXCITING BUT AFTER 45 YEARS, JUST IMAGINE ALL 你看,這很令人興奮,但45年後,想象一下所有的。 THE SOFTWARE UPDATES THAT WILL HAVE TO BE INSA STALLED. 軟件更新將不得不被INSA停滯。 CRAZY. 瘋了 BE FUNNY TO TAKE THAT COMPUTER INTO A GENIUS BAR AND BE LIKE I 把那臺電腦帶到天才酒吧,像我一樣,是件很有趣的事情。 CAN'T SEEM TO SYNC MY PHOTOS. 無法同步我的照片。 ARE YOU A GENIUS OR NOT? 你到底是不是天才? AND FINALLY A TECH COMPANY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS CREATED A 最後,英國的一家技術公司創造了一個新的技術。 CLEANING ROBOT THAT SANITIZES HOSPITALS WHILE ALSO TELLING 清潔機器人在給醫院消毒的同時,還能講故事。 JOKES. 笑話。 HERE IT IS HERE. 在這裡,它在這裡。 >>-- BABY LOG ON. >>-- 寶寶登錄。 SWRZ YES, I KNOW YOU THINK THAT ROBOT IS OKAY AT STANDUP BUT HIS 是的,我知道你認為那個機器人站立還行,但他的... PODCAST IS REALLY GOOD. PODCAST是真正的好。 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE THE LIVE STUFF, HIS PODCAST IS 我不知道你是否喜歡現場的東西,他的PODC廣播是。 AMAZING. 驚人的。 THE KIDS THERE AT THE HOSPITAL REALLY ENJOYED HEARING THE ROBOT 醫院裡的孩子們都很喜歡聽機器人的聲音 TELL JOKES. 講笑話。 UNFORTUNATELY A LITTLE LATER ON THERE WAS A GLITCH. 不幸的是,稍後就出現了故障。 AND THE ROBERT ENDED UP DOING A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ACT. 羅伯特最後做了一個完全不同的行為。 >> GUYS ARE SO [BLEEP] GROSS, AREN'T THEY WITH THEIR [BLEEP], >> 男人都是如此[BLEEP]GROSS,是不是他們與他們的[BLEEP]。 I JUST HAD SEX WITH A GUY, MORE [BLEEP] THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN 我剛剛和一個男人發生了關係,比你見過的更多[嗶]。 IN YOUR LIFE. 在你的生活中。
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