And as you can see, the devil does indeed wear Prada.

正如你所看到的，魔鬼確實穿普拉達。

(electric guitar music)

(電吉他音樂)

(wings unfurling)

（翅膀展開）

(woman gasps)

（女人喘氣）

- You're an angel.

- 你是個天使

- Oh, gosh, my apologies.

- 哦，天哪，我很抱歉。

And for the record,

並記錄在案。

I don't usually suffer from premature unfurling.

我一般不會出現過早展開的情況。

Holed up in a chateau

躲在一個城堡裡

copulating with a young woman named Faith.

和一個叫費絲的年輕女人交媾。

It's ironic, isn't it?

這很諷刺，不是嗎？

- Now, Lucifer, I am a big fan of sex.

- 現在，路西法，我是個性愛愛好者。

- Obviously.

- 很明顯

Excuse me!

對不起！

Yeah, I have a problem.

是的，我有一個問題。

Has anyone else noticed how incredibly jaw-droppingly

有誰注意到了難以置信的令人瞠目結舌的...

loin-stirringly beautiful this young woman is

窈窕淑女，君子好逑

and how short, sweaty and altogether fugly

多麼短促，汗流浹背，渾身乏力啊

this homunculus is?

這個侏儒是？

I mean, what is this a wedding or a kidnapping?

我是說，這到底是婚禮還是綁架？

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

Are you sure that we haven't met?

你確定我們沒有見過面嗎？

I could swear I've seen you naked.

我可以發誓我見過你的裸體。

Have we had sex?

我們做愛了嗎？

(door clicks open)

（門點擊打開）

- Okay, right, here's the deal.

- 好吧，好吧，這裡的交易。

We can have as much naked cuddle time as you desire.

只要你願意，我們可以盡情享受裸體擁抱的時間。

But you're gonna have to listen to me too.

但你也得聽我的。

There's a few things that I'd like to discuss with you.

有幾件事我想和你討論一下。

You know, just an existential dilemma or two.

你知道，只是一兩個存在的困境。

Deal? - Yes.

成交？- 成交

Sometimes it's easier to make intimate issues

有時，它更容易使親密的問題

about something bigger than yourself.

關於比你更大的東西。

- Well, there are few things bigger than myself.

- 嗯，沒有什麼東西比我自己大。

- The devil did a good deed today.

- 魔鬼今天做了一件好事。

(Lucifer chuckling)

（路西法笑著說）

There's no need to call it that.

沒有必要這樣稱呼。

I enjoyed every minute of it.

我喜歡它的每一分鐘。

(Lucifer chuckles)

（路西法笑著說）

Don't mind if I do.

不要介意我這樣做。

(Lucifer chuckling)

（路西法笑著說）

You checking for a wire or you are just pleased to see me?

你是在查竊聽器還是很高興見到我？

- Here you are Mr. Morningstar.

- 晨星先生，你來了

- Thank you, lovely.

- 謝謝你，可愛的。

- And here's something else you might need.

- 這是你可能需要的其他東西。

(Lucifer chuckling)

（路西法笑著說）

- Do you honestly think you can just ask people

- 你真的以為你可以隨便問別人嗎？

to have sex with you and they will?

和你做愛，他們會嗎？

- But I usually don't have to ask actually.

- 但我一般不用問其實。

But trust me, it'd be a win-win

但相信我，這將是一個雙贏的局面。

and probably another one after that.

之後可能還會有一個。

I mean, I have tremendous stamina.

我的意思是，我有巨大的耐力。

The danger of getting hurt is positively thrilling.

受傷的危險是積極刺激的。

Fun with mortality it, bring it.

樂趣與死亡它，把它。

- Meet Britney and Britney. (Mazikeen taps Britney)

- 見見布蘭妮和布蘭妮(Mazikeen taps Britney)

- Wow.

- 哇哦

Hello Britneys.

你好Britneys。

Oh, Britneys, Britneys!

哦，布蘭妮，布蘭妮！

Pizza delivery guy, pizza delivery guy, Britneys.

送披薩的，送披薩的，布蘭妮。

- [Britneys] Hi!

- [Britneys] 嗨！

- Go on, what are you waiting for?

- 去吧，你還在等什麼？

Have fun.

玩得開心點

So what's the big deal?

那有什麼大不了的？

What if I am a criminal?

如果我是個罪犯呢？

- I'd have to arrest you!

- 我一定要逮捕你！

- Ooh, whip out the cuffs, then,

- 哦，拿出手銬，然後。

why shy away from a little bondage fun?

為什麼要逃避一點束縛的樂趣？

(Lucifer chuckling) - Tell me we didn't.

告訴我我們沒有。

(Lucifer scoffs) - Did we ever!

我們有嗎？

I'm pretty sure we made Rosemary's Baby.

我敢肯定，我們做了迷迭香的嬰兒。

Oh, detective, it was extraordinary.

哦，偵探，這是非凡的。

The heat, the gymnastics!

熱，體操！

I mean, you have moves that made even the devil blush.

我是說，你的動作連魔鬼都會臉紅。

You know, there's only one way

你知道，只有一個辦法

to pick the perfect strawberry.

挑選完美的草莓。

- Are you talking to me?

- 你在跟我說話嗎？

- Yes, of course.

- 是的，當然。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

In fact, most people think it's just about the outside.

其實，大多數人認為這只是外在的問題。

You know, the shape and the color.

你知道，形狀和顏色。

But they're just like us, sneaky little devils,

但他們就像我們一樣，偷偷摸摸的小惡魔。

hiding tasty secrets inside.

裡面藏著好吃的祕密。

- It's never the ones you expect.

- 從來都不是你期望的那些。

- But there's no way of finding out what deliciousness

- 但是沒有辦法知道是什麼好吃的東西

is underneath without giving it a little taste.

是下面不給它一點味道。

(strawberry squirts) Mm.

（草莓噴水）嗯。

- Mm.

- 嗯。

- You like that?

- 你喜歡這樣嗎？

- Oh, God!

- 哦，天啊！

- Oh hello.

- 哦，你好。

There's a whole chapter on sex, I like this book.

有一整章是關於性的，我喜歡這本書。

Lovely, why don't we go up to the penthouse

很好，我們去頂樓吧。

and I can show you the original Stairway to Heaven.

我可以帶你看看原來的天堂之路。

Wow, look who bought a ticket to the gun show.

哇，看看誰買了一張槍展的票。

Detective.

偵探。

(both moaning)

（兩個呻吟）

(both panting)

（兩人都氣喘吁吁）

Detective, are you sure you want to do this?

探長，你確定要這麼做嗎？

- Shut up.

- 閉嘴吧

- And I see you've found my love handles.

- 我看你已經找到了我的愛的把手。

(Chloe exhales)

（Chloe呼氣）

I...

I...

- What?

- 什麼？

- Well, I got you burgers and fries,

- 我給你買了漢堡和薯條。

but I forgot the ketchup.

但我忘了番茄醬。

(Chloe chuckles) - I hate ketchup.

我討厭番茄醬。

(Lucifer chuckles)

（路西法笑著說）

- Foolish condiment.

- 愚蠢的調味品。

(piano bangs) (both breathing heavily)

（鋼琴劉海） （兩個呼吸沉重）。

(phone ringing)

（電話鈴聲）

So tell me.

所以告訴我

What's your deepest, darkest fantasy.

你最深、最黑暗的幻想是什麼。

You're a persuasive one, aren't you?

你是個有說服力的人，對吧？

(woman smacks Lucifer) Oh, perfect, dada!

哦，完美，爸爸！

Again!

再來！

(both breathing heavily)

（兩個呼吸沉重）

- We haven't had sex before, have we?

- 我們以前沒做過愛，對吧？

(woman chuckling)

（女人笑著說）

- No trust me, you would remember.

- 不，相信我，你會記得的。

(both breathing heavily)

（兩個呼吸沉重）

- I made you grilled cheese, your favorite.

- 我給你做了你最喜歡的烤奶酪。

(slow sexy music)

（緩慢的性感音樂）

There are certain perks to having a boyfriend

有男朋友也是有好處的

who works the LAPD.

在洛杉磯警察局工作的人。

An endless supply of handcuffs, for one.

無窮無盡的手銬，一。

- Well, I want in.

- 好吧，我想加入。

- Ah, do you, now?

- 啊，你，現在？

- Mm-hmm.

- 嗯哼。

- Maybe we could do it together,

- 也許我們可以一起做。

find the worst of the worst and give them what they deserve.

找出最壞的人，給他們應得的東西。

All in good time, my darling.

一切都會好起來的，親愛的。

You know how satisfying

你知道有多滿意嗎？

delayed gratification is in bed, right?

延遲滿足是在床上，對不對？

Thought you could use a hand

我想你可以用一隻手

but looks like someone beat me to it.

但看起來有人比我先到了。

(both breathing heavily)

（兩個呼吸沉重）

My first Love was never Eve.

我的初戀不是夏娃。

It was you, Chloe.

是你，克洛伊。

It always has been.

它一直都是。

Well, you're special.

嗯，你很特別。

But I am,

但我是。

I'm not worth it.

我不值得。

- Yeah, you're probably right.

- 是的，你可能是對的。

- What do you truly desire?

- 你真正渴望的是什麼？

- I..

- I..

I want to have sex with you another four times.

我想和你再做四次。

Six actually.

其實是六個。