Name: 特朗普新聞不會消失--科登追問------。 (Trump News Won't Go Away - Corden Catch-Up)
Uploaded: 2021-02-08T19:20:53.000Z
Duration: 11 min 25 s

the nation wants what it wants, and right now, the nation wants nay demands.

國家想要的東西， 而現在，國家希望沒有要求。

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We've got some way just a week away from Donald Trump's second impeachment trial.

距離唐納德-特朗普的第二次彈劾審判還有一週時間，我們已經有了一些辦法。

Hey, that not talking about Trump was fun while it lasted.

嘿，那不說特朗普的事，還真是有趣，而它持續的時間。

Because over the weekend, five of Trump's impeachment lawyers abruptly quit, Trump's suddenly found himself without any legal representation, which is still a huge improvement over being represented by Rudy Giuliani.

因為在週末，特朗普的五名彈劾律師突然退出，特朗普突然發現自己沒有任何法律代表，這比起由魯迪-朱利安尼代理還是有很大進步的。

Earlier today, in an unexpected move, House managers called on Donald Trump to testify under oath in his impeachment trial next week on I'm just hearing now we've got a quick update on this story.

今天早些時候，在一個意想不到的舉動中，眾議院管理人員呼籲唐納德-特朗普在下週的彈劾審判中宣誓作證，我只是聽說現在我們已經得到了這個故事的快速更新。

Meanwhile, President Biden is now looking into revoking Trump's access to intelligence briefings.

同時，拜登總統現在正在研究撤銷特朗普獲得情報簡報的權利。

Ah, courtesy, which is traditionally given to all ex presidents.

啊，禮遇，這是傳統上給所有前總統的。

Revoking Donald Trump's access to intelligence briefings is like revoking a dolphins access to an Xbox.

撤銷唐納德-特朗普對情報簡報的訪問權就像撤銷海豚對Xbox的訪問權一樣。

By the way, Trump famously skipped intelligence briefings when he was president of the United States.

順便說一句，特朗普在擔任美國總統時，就有著名的跳過情報簡報的經歷。

So this would be like if I got fired from this job and people were like, Sorry, James, you can no longer go into Stu's office.

這就好比我被炒了魷魚 人們說："對不起，詹姆斯，你不能再去斯圖的辦公室了。

I'll be like right Who's shoot President?

Biden has now signed a record 28 executive orders in his first two weeks in office, and he addressed that large volume of orders by saying this.

目前，拜登在上任的前兩週已經簽署了創紀錄的28項行政命令，他在談到這一大批命令時這樣說。

I want to make it clear there's a lot of talk with good reason about the number of executive orders that I have signed.

我想說明的是，關於我所簽署的行政命令的數量，有很多話是有充分理由的。

我在曼徹斯特看到了不好的政策。

Oh, yeah, in 96 they were opening for Weezer.

哦，是的，在96年，他們是Weezer的開幕式。

喬-拜登現在就像一個很酷的步驟。

Dad steps off a motorcycle wearing a leather jacket and aviator sunglasses.

爸爸從摩托車上走下來，穿著皮夾克，戴著飛行員太陽鏡。

He's like, Son, I'm not here to be a new dad.

他說，兒子，我不是來當新爸爸的。

I'm here to eliminate your mom's loneliness way were reading about this story today.

我是來消除你媽媽的孤獨感的，今天讀到這個故事。

I've got to ask, Is it just me, or does this come across like an unnecessarily sensual headline?

我想問一下，是我的錯覺，還是這標題太過感性？

Democrats wield their massive package as they plow through Senate Republicans.

民主黨人揮舞著他們龐大的方案，他們在參議院共和黨人中剽竊。

E actually saw stimulus everywhere in Liverpool.

E其實在利物浦到處都能看到刺激。

Fantastic night from here in Hollywood After finding out that they were preparing disciplinary action against him, Donald Trump abruptly resigned from the Screen Actors Guild today.

好萊塢這裡的奇妙夜晚 在發現他們正準備對他採取紀律行動後，唐納德-特朗普今天突然從電影演員協會辭職。

Yeah, now he's gonna he's gonna have to go back to community theater.

是啊，現在他要去... ...他要去必須回到社區劇院。

His he's doing a production of Godspell in Bakersfield.

他的... ...他在貝克斯菲爾德演 "神曲"。

Anything he would love to see Trump in Godspell day by day by his resignation letter, Trump said, I write to you today regarding the so called disciplinary committee hearing aimed at revoking my union membership.

任何事情他都願意看到特朗普在神速一天天的辭職信，特朗普說，我今天給你寫信，關於所謂的紀律委員會聽證會，旨在撤銷我的工會會員資格。

I'm gonna use that all the time from now on.

All right, you today regarding the ticket I got from running a red light at the corner of Wilshire and Fairfax.

好吧，你今天關於我在威爾希爾和費爾法克斯街角闖紅燈的罰單。

Vaccine, developed by Oxford and AstraZeneca, is the first shot that's proven to reduce person to person transmission rather than just protect from infection.

由牛津大學和阿斯利康公司開發的疫苗，是第一支被證明可以減少人與人之間傳播的疫苗，而不僅僅是防止感染。

Honestly, at this point, I take a vaccine made by Arizona State University and Fuddruckers.

說實話，在這一點上，我吃的是亞利桑那州立大學和福德公司生產的疫苗。

E was would someone said it's take the Arizona in front rockers Vaccine if you got one.

E是會有人說，這是採取亞利桑那在前面的搖滾樂手疫苗，如果你有一個。

Yeah, sure dio some big news from the world of tech Earlier this afternoon, Jeff Bezos announced that effective this summer, he will be stepping down a CEO of Amazon.

是啊，肯定dio一些科技界的大新聞 今天下午早些時候，傑夫-貝佐斯宣佈，從今年夏天開始，他將卸任亞馬遜的CEO。

I wonder what he's gonna do for money now basis will be staying on until the summer.

我不知道他現在要做什麼錢基礎上會留到夏天。

On his final day, he'll be boxed up, covered in packing peanuts and dropped on his family's doorstep.

在他最後一天，他會被裝箱，渾身都是包裝花生，然後丟在家人的門口。

Yeah, if Jeff Bezos called here and said I wanna work on the late late show would we give him a job?

是啊，如果傑夫-貝佐斯打電話到這裡，說我想在晚間節目中工作，我們會給他一份工作嗎？

能讓傑夫簽證在這裡工作就好了。

Listen, Jeff, we'd find something for you.

聽著，傑夫，我們會給你找些東西的。

I don't think any other late night show is being that open with Jeff tonight.

我想今晚沒有其他深夜節目能和Jeff如此坦誠相見。

Nike has just announced a new kind of shoe.

耐克剛剛宣佈了一種新的鞋子。

It's a no lace slip on sneaker that does not require the use of hands to put them on and take them off.

這是一雙不需要用手穿脫的無鞋帶滑步運動鞋。

If that's what Bezos should be working on right now.

如果這就是貝佐斯現在應該做的事情。

A pair of pants You don't have to church to put on and off you, just you.

一條褲子你不用教會穿脫，只要你自己。

So you lay them on the floor and you just sort of sit and they just Yeah.

所以你把它們放在地板上，你只是有點坐，他們只是 是啊。

How would you feel if I told you I have both nipples pissed?

如果我告訴你我兩個乳頭都尿了，你會怎麼想？