MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A FANTASTIC ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM TROPIC

我今晚的嘉賓是一個神奇的演員，你知道從TROPIC的

THUNDER, SHERLOCK HOLMES, AND OF COURSE AS IRONMAN.

霹靂，SHERLOCK HOLMES，當然，作為鐵人。

PLEASE WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW" ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.

歡迎來到 "晚間秀 "羅伯-道尼，JR。

HELLO, ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. >> MR. COLBERT, GOOD LATE

你好，羅伯特-道尼，JR。>> 科爾伯特先生，遲到了。科爾伯特，遲到了

EVENING TO YOU.

晚上給你。

>> GOOD EVENING TO SEE YOU TOO.

>> 晚上好，我也要見你。

I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ON THE SHOW.

很高興你能上節目

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO INTERVIEW YOU BEFORE.

我不敢相信我以前竟然沒有機會採訪你。

THOUGH WE DID MEET BRIEFLY.

雖然我們只是簡單地見了一面。

>> AT THE GRAMMYS.

>> 在格萊美獎。

>> Stephen: THAT IS EXACTLY RIGHT, AT THE GRAMMYS.

>> 史蒂芬：那是完全正確的，在格萊美獎上。

>> Stephen: I WASN'T A HOST BUT I HAD DONE THE FIRST BIT AND

>> 史蒂芬: 我不是主持人，但我做了第一部分，然後。

I AM WALKING BACKSTAGE.

我正走在後臺。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: AND WHO IS WALKING TOWARD ME.

>> 誰在向我走來。

>> LET'S NOT KID OURSELVES.

>> 讓我們不要自欺欺人。

WE BOTH STOPPED FLAT IN OUR TRACKS, SEPARATED AT BIRTH, LONG

我們都停在了原地，一出生就分開了，很久以後

LOST BROTHERS, DOPPELGANGER-- IT WAS LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR,

迷失的兄弟，DOPPELGANGER -- 這就像在鏡子裡看。

YOU FROZE.

你凍僵了。

>> Stephen: I AM A FAN, I AM A FAN.

>> 史蒂芬：我是一個粉絲，我是一個粉絲。

IT WAS LIKE WE-- OH WAIT, ONE OF US HAS TO DIE NOW, THIS IS ONE

就好像我們... ... 哦，等等，我們中的一個必須死，這是一個。

OF THOSE CLONE MOVIES, NO, SHOOT HIM, NO, SHOOT HIM.

那些克隆電影，不，開槍打他，不，開槍打他。

FOR THE PEOPLE AT HOME WHO DO NOT KNOW HOW SERIOUSLY I TAKE

給那些不知道我有多認真的國內的人

THIS, IS THAT I HAVE SEVERAL TIMES, I'M A FAN, NOT ONLY OF

這，是我有好幾次，我是一個風扇，不僅是的。

YOU IN GENERAL BUT OF COURSE OF YOUR TONY STARK.

你是一般人，但你的唐尼・斯塔克。

THIS IS ME IN 2014, I DID A WHOLE SHOW AS YOU.

這是我在2014年，我做了一個完整的節目，因為你。

AND-- IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.

還有... 做ROBERT DOWNEY的感覺真好，JR。

>> OH, I HAVE SEEN THAT, THAT IS PROBABLY-- I HAVE BEEN SENT

>> 哦，我已經看到了，這可能是 - 我已經被髮送

CLIPS FROM THAT SO OFTEN.

剪輯從，所以經常。

AND I HAVE SEEN T AND BY THE WAY, WELL DONE.

我已經看到了T，順便說一句，做得很好。

>> Stephen: THANK YOU, THANK3 YOU VERY MUCH.

>> 史蒂芬：謝謝你，非常感謝你。

I ACTUALLY, I DID IT AGAIN THIS SUMMER.

事實上，我今年夏天又做了一次。

I ACTUALLY, I DID IT, ONE THIS SUMMER AND YOU PAID ME A GREAT

事實上，我做到了，一個今年夏天，你給了我很大的報酬。

COMPLIMENT.

COMPLIMENT：

THERE I AM AS YOU AGAIN, ACTUALLY DID A LITTLE VIDEO OF

我在這裡，因為你再次，實際上做了一個小視頻的。

ME IMITATING YOUR TONY.

我在模仿你的湯尼

AND YOU SAID WE WELCOME OUR NEWEST AVENGER WITH OPEN ARMS.

你說過我們會敞開懷抱歡迎我們的新兵。

WELL, OPEN ARMS, BUT SIX FEET AWAY.

好吧，張開雙臂，但六英尺遠。

IS THAT OFFICIAL?

是官方的嗎？

IS THAT OFFICIAL.

是官方的。

I AM AN AVENGER NOW?

我現在是AVENGER了？

>> WELL, I MEAN, IF-- DO YOU WANT TO GET INTO IT, BECAUSE I

>> 我是說，如果... ... 你想進入它，因為我... ...

HAVE BEEN THINK BEING THIS A LOT.

一直在思考是這樣的很多。

>> Stephen: I MEAN WHAT ARE THE RESPONSIBILITIES?

>> 斯蒂芬：我是說責任是什麼？

>> WELL, HERE IS THE THING, THERE IS AN OPENING, RIGHT, COBY

>> 好了，這就是事情，有一個開放的，對吧，科比。

SMOLDERS PLAYS AGENT HILL, SOMETIMES COMMANDER HILL.

SMOLDERS扮演特工希爾，有時是指揮官希爾。

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> I THOUGHT IF HE NEEDED A WEEKEND ASSISTANT, RIGHT, CAP

>> 我想，如果他需要一個週末助理，對吧，隊長。

COLBERT, YOU HAVE A BASEBALL CAP AND WHEN YOU WEAR T YOU PBSSESS

科爾伯特，你有一頂棒球帽，當你戴著它的時候，你就會發現。

THE SUPERPOWER THAT NO MAN HAS, YOU CAN MULTITASESK AND YOU CAN

沒有人擁有的力量，你可以多拍，你可以。

TAKE CARE OF ALL HER STUFF.

照顧她所有的東西。

ANYWAY, I AM-- IT WILL GO UP TO THE TREE.

無論如何，我是... ... 它會去樹上。

>> Stephen: JUST ASK, WHATEVER, JUST A WALK-ON,

>> 史蒂芬：只要問，不管是什麼，只要是散步就可以了。

WHATEVER, I WOULD BE VERY GRATEFUL.

不管是什麼，我都會非常感激。

THAT'S FANTASTIC.

這是夢幻般的。

NOW IN YOUR OPINION, WHAT, HOW WOULD TONY STARK CURE COVID?

在你看來，唐尼-斯塔克要怎麼治好他的病？

WHAT WOULD HE DO?

他會怎麼做？

>> NANOBOTS, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL STUFF, NANOBOT WAS BORDERS, IT

>> 納米機器人，你知道，通常的事情，納米機器人是邊界，它

WOULD BE SOME-- .

將是一些 - 。

>> Stephen: BUT THEN THE NANOBOTS WOULD BECOME SELF-AWARE

>> 史蒂芬: 但這樣一來，納米機器人就會變得有自我意識了。

BECAUSE YOU PUT AN AI IN THEMING AND HOW DO YOU FIGHT THAT.

因為你把人工智能放在裡面，你怎麼對抗。

>> YOU GOT TO, THAT IS YOU WILLTRON.

>> 你得，那是你的意志力強。

WE GET JAMES SPADER.

我們得到詹姆斯・斯派德。

JAMES SPADER IS GOING TO CURE COVID.

詹姆斯・斯派德要去治癒科維德。

AND WE BOTH KNOW IT.

而我們都知道。

>> Stephen: SURE BUT IT IS HIS CHARACTER FROM THE BLACK LIST

>> 斯蒂芬：當然，但這是他的角色從黑名單中。

THAT DOES IT, CUZ THAT GUY-- COVID IS NOT GOING TO MISS

就是這樣，因為那個傢伙 -- 科維德不會錯過的。

WITH HIM.

與他。

>> IF HE WAS WEARING A CAP, NOW WE HAVE CROSSOVER DREAMS.

>> 如果他戴著帽子，現在我們就有了夢想。

I'M PITCHING YOU AND SPADER AS ALTERNATES ON COBY SMOLDERS

我把你和斯派德作為替代者投給了科比-斯莫爾。

DESK.

辦公桌：

RIGHT.

右邊。

>> Jon: CROSSPLATFORM SYNERGY.

>> Jon:CROSSPLATFORM SYNERGY.

THAT IS WHAT THIS-- NOW YOU, FOR ANYONE OUT THERE WHO HASN'T SEEN

這就是... 現在，你，對於那些還沒有看到的人來說，

"END GAME" SPOILER ALERT, TONY STARK STAVE SAICHS THE WORLD AND

"遊戲結束 "劇透提示，TONY STARK STAVE SAICHS THE WORLD AND

THE UNIVERSAL, REALLY.

通用的，真的。

AND NOW DON'T MAKE ME CRY.

現在不要讓我哭。

DON'T MAKE ME CRY.

不要讓我哭。

I JUST WATCHED IT LAST WEEKEND.

我上週末剛看了。

AND WATERWORKS.

和水務。

I CAN'T HELP IT.

我不能幫助它。

I CAN'T HELP IT.

我不能幫助它。

IT IT TRULY IS, I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT A TOWERING ACHIEVEMENT

它真的是，我不能相信什麼一個大廈的成就。

THOSE TEN YEARS, HOWEVER, THE THOUSAND MOVIES BUT TEN YEARS.

這十幾年來，浩浩蕩蕩，千篇一律的電影不過十幾年。

>> IT IS 20 SOMETHING FILMS OVER A DECADE.

>> 十多年來，它是20多部電影。

BUT THAT IS THE THING, AND THE GLORY OF IT IT, IS IT REALLY IS

但這就是事情，和它的榮耀，是它真的是。

THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO BUILD UP AN

你第一次能夠建立起一個新的世界。

EXPECTATION OVER A DECADE WITH AN AUDIENCE THAT IS ALSO GROWING

十多年來，觀眾的期望值也在不斷提高。

UP WITH THE PROPERTY.

與財產。

I MEAN YOU KNOW STAR WARS, THEY HAD A BIG GAP, AND SO THEY HAD

我的意思是，你知道星際大戰，他們有一個很大的差距，所以他們有一個很大的差距。

SOME CATCHING UP TO DO.

有些事情要做。

AND THEN AND NOW THEY ARE KIND OF IN A GREAT PLACE.

然後，現在他們是有點在一個偉大的地方。

BUT IT IS JUST THAT SWEET BUTTON.

但它只是那個可愛的按鈕。

BUT I WILL TELL YOU, WHAT DO THEY SAY, HAIR CLUB PRESIDENT

但我要告訴你，他們怎麼說，髮廊主席。

BUT ALSO A MEMBER.

但也是一個成員。

THE GREATEST THING FOR ME, BECAUSE AS A FELLOW, I LOVE THIS

對我來說，最好的事情，因為作為一個朋友，我愛這個。

STUFF.

東西。

I GEEK OUT OVER IT.

我看出來了。

WAS I GOT TO EXPERIENCE IT BY PLAYING IT, YOU KNOW.

我是通過玩它來體驗的，你知道的。

>> Stephen: UH-HUH.

>> Stephen: UH-HUH.

>> AND IT WAS JUST UNFORGETTABLE.

>> 而它只是無法忘記。

>> Stephen: WELL NOW, YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO SAVER THE WORLD IN

>> 好了，現在，你正試圖拯救世界。

REALITY.

現實：

YOU HAVE CREATED SOMETHING CALLED THE FOOTPRINT COALITION.

你已經建立了一個叫腳印聯盟的組織。

WHAT IS THAT?

那是什麼？

WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO DO WITH IT?

你想用它做什麼？

>> WELL, IN SHORT, IMAGINE A TRIPTIC, THREE PICTURES, ONE IS

>> 好吧，簡而言之，想象一個三聯畫，三幅畫，一幅是。

A NONPROFIT WHICH IS FOR GRANT MAKING AND RESEARCH.

一個非營利性組織，其宗旨是提供贈款和研究。

A MEDIA VEHICLE IN THE CENTER WHICH IS JUST SAYING THAT WE CAN

在中心的媒體車輛，這只是說，我們可以。

SUPERCHARGE OUR EFFORTS BY DOING CONTENT ABOUT EMERGING

我們的努力，通過做有關緊急事件的內容來加強。

TECHNOLOGIES.

技術：

AND THEN MOST RECENTLY AT DAVOS WE LAUNCHED SEVERAL FUNDS THE

最近，在DAVOS，我們啟動了多個基金，其中有一個基金是 "DAVOS"。

FAT PRINT COALITION VENTURES WHICH IS A WAY TO SHOW THAT OUR

胖子印刷聯盟的創業項目，這也是一種展示我們的方式。

SKIN IS IN IT AND HELP SCALE TECHNOLOGIES FOR THESE EMERGING

皮膚在其中，幫助這些新興技術的規模化發展。

>> Stephen: HAVE I NEVER BEEN TO DAVOS, IS IT NICE?

>> 斯蒂芬：我從來沒有去過達沃斯，它好嗎？

>> NEITHER HAVE I BUT I PUT A WATERCOLOR OF A CHALET NEXT TO

>> 我也沒有，但我把一個小屋的水色放在旁邊。

ME.

我。

I WOULD LIKE TO GO NEXT YEAR.

我想明年再去。

>> Stephen: I WOULD LIKE TO GO ANYWHERE NEXT YEAR.

>> 史蒂芬：明年我想去任何地方。

>> NEXT YEAR I'M GOING TO DAVOS AS COLBERT AND I WILL EXACT MY

>> 明年我將以科爾伯特的身份去達沃斯，我會執行我的計劃。

REVENGE.

復仇。

TELL YOU WHAT YOU THINK.

告訴你你的想法。

>> Stephen: YOU SENT ME SOME THINGS ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR NEW

>> 斯蒂芬：你給我發了一些與你的新產品有關的東西。

VENTURE.

創業：

I GOT A COUPLE OF THINGS HERE.

我在這裡得到了一些東西。

I KNOW WHAT THIS IS, THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST-- SUBSTANCES IN THE

我知道這是什麼，這是一個最...

WORLD RIGHT HERE.

世界就在這裡。

THIS IS TOILET PAPER.

這是紙巾。

I KNOW WHAT YOU DO WITH THIS.

我知道你用這個做什麼。

THIS IS CALLED CLOUD PAPER.

這就是所謂的雲紙。

>> LET'S DO IT TOGETHER IT IS TREEFREE IT IS MADE FROM BAMBOO,

>> 讓我們一起做吧，它是不含樹葉的，它是由BAMBOO製成的。

BAMBOO ABSORBS MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CARBON DURING ITS GROWTH AND

菩提樹在生長過程中吸收了大量的碳，並在生長過程中吸收了大量的碳。

IT GENERATES AT MINIMUM 30% LESS GREENHOUSE GASES.

它至少能減少30%的溫室氣體排放。

AND I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING, MY MRS.-- ISN'T THAT NICE.

我要告訴你一件事，我的夫人... ... 那不是很好嗎？

>> Stephen: THIS ISN'T NORMAL-- THIS IS NORMALLY WHERE

>> 這不正常--這是正常的地方

I PUT IT TOO, IT'S VERY-- OH, YEAH.

我把它放在，這是非常 - 哦，是的。

>> IT SMELLS GOOD, IT'S SOFT TO THE TOUCH.

>> 聞起來很香，摸起來很柔軟。

THIS IS THE THING, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SACRIFICE QUALITY FOR

這就是問題所在，你不應該為了品質而犧牲。

SUSTAIN ABILITY AND THEY REALLY FIGURED IT OUT.

可持續發展能力，而且他們真的想出了辦法。

>> Stephen: IT IS INCREDIBLY COMFORTABLE.

>> 斯蒂芬：它是非常舒適的。

THIS LOOKS LIKE I COULD MAKE COCOA WITH THIS, WHAT IS THAT?

這看起來像我可以用這個做可可豆，那是什麼？

>> WELL, THAT IS AN INSECT-BASED PREMIUM PROTEIN, MOLETOR, MALE

>> 好吧，那是一種基於昆蟲的高級蛋白，溶膠，男性。

WORM LARVAE, THIS IS FOR FERTILIZER AND AS YOU HAVE

蟲豸，這是給肥料和你有

THERE, THIS IS A POWDER-DERIVED FROM THE MEALWORM AND AN INSECT

在那裡，這是一個從粉蟲和昆蟲產生的粉末。

PROTEIN, JUST APPROVED BY THE EU FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.

蛋白質，剛剛被歐盟準許用於人類消費。

>> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT JUST GETTING ME TO EAT DIRT, ARE YOU?

>> 你不是在讓我吃髒東西吧？

>> NO, MAN, I WOULDN'T PLAY YOU, BRO.

>> 不，夥計，我不會和你玩，兄弟。

WE'RE LIKE ONE ENTITY NOW.

我們現在就像一個實體。

>> Stephen: IF THIS IS PROTEIN T IS ESSENTIALLY TASTELESS, JUST

>> 史蒂芬: 如果這是個蛋白質，必然是無味的，只是。

A PROTEIN SUPPLEMENT, I COULD PUT THIS IN A SMOOTH

蛋白質補充劑，我可以把這個在一個平滑的。

YEAR-- SMOOTHIE OR SOMETHING.

年... ... 餅乾或其他什麼東西。

>> I'M TELLING YOU, YEP, AND YOU WILL BE MAKING ALL KINDS OF

>> 我告訴你，是的，你將會做出各種各樣的

STUFF OUT OF IT.

東西出來了。

AND BY THE WAY, THE MAKING OF IT IS SEVERELY REDUCING THE AMOUNT

順便說一下，它的製作嚴重減少了金額。

OF EMISSIONS IT TAKES.

排放物的數量。

IT IS A INNOVATION JUST IN, WE'RE DOING SOMETHING

這是一個創新，我們正在做一些事情。

INCORRECTLY, IF WE MAKE THIS SWITCH IT IS A HUGE, HUGE

不正確的是，如果我們做了這個轉換，這是一個巨大的，巨大的。

INTERVENTION.

干預：

>> Stephen: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

>> 斯蒂芬：好的，恭喜你。

HOW, HOW DID YOU FIRST GET INVOLVED IN LIKE CARING ABOUT

你是如何，如何第一次參與到喜歡關心的事情中來的？

THINGS?

東西？

BECAUSE YOU ARE FROM HOLLYWOOD.

因為你來自好萊塢。

ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT YOURSELF.

你不應該只關心你自己嗎？

ISN'T THAT THE TAKE ON YOU GUYS?

這不就是你們的觀點嗎？

>> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> 是的，你是對的。

AND LOOK, THERE'S SOME TRUTH TO THAT.

你看，這話有道理。

HERE IS MY-- HERE IS MY THUMBNAIL, I'M 11, THERE IS THE

這是我的... 這是我的拇指甲，我11歲了，這是我的拇指甲。

ICE STORMS, I'M IN CONNECTICUT.

冰風暴，我在康涅狄格州。

IT SEEMED ODD AND OUT OF PLACE FOR MY CHILDHOOD.

這對我的童年來說，似乎很奇怪，很不合適。

I WENT TO LOS ANGELES, DESCENDED INTO A BOWL OF ORANGE SMOKE

我去了洛杉磯，墮入了一碗橘子煙中。

BECAUSE OF THE SMOG.

因為煙霧的緣故。

EPA WAS UP AND RUNNINGNESS DIDN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING, I HAD

環保局已經起來了，而且運行狀態似乎沒有工作，我有。

BEEN WATCHING THOSE COMMERCIALS LIKE THE CRYING NATIVE AMERICAN

一直在看那些商業廣告，像哭的美國本土人。

INDIAN IN NEW YORK, AND GIVE A HOOT, DON'T POLLUTE, AND THEN BY

印第安人在紐約，並給予了樂趣，不要汙染，然後由。

THE '90S OUT WEST I'M NOTICING IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE DONE SOME

90年代的西部，我注意到他們好像做了些什麼。

GOOD.

好的。

AND I GO THERE IT IS, WE FIXED IT.

我去那裡，它是，我們修復了它。

AND DESCENDED UP MY OWN SPHINCTER FOR SEVERAL DECADES OR

我自己的刺兒頭也是幾十年來一直都是這樣的。

ASCENDED AS THE CASE MAY BE.

視情況而定。

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, THIS IS THE GREAT THING ABOUT

>> 老實說，這是最棒的事情。

THE M.C. U, PLAYING SOMEONE WHO HAS TO SOLVE AND DEAL WITH

M. C. U, 扮演一個必須解決和處理的人。

EXISTENTIAL CRISES WITH TECHNOLOGY, TO BE ABLE TO THEN

用技術解決現有的危機，以便能夠在以後的時間裡解決。

TRANSLATE THAT AND HAVE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF CREDIBILITY BASED

翻譯一下，有一點點的信譽基礎。

ON MY GENUINE INTEREST, IT JUST FEELS LIKE THE FUTURE.

在我真正的興趣上，它只是感覺像未來。

>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK.

>> 我們要休息一下。

BUT STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY, WHEN WE COME BACK, THERE'S MORE

但是，堅持下去，各位，當我們回來的時候，還有更多的東西。

ROBERT DOWNEY, JR., THAT IS THE NICE THING, THERE IS ALWAYS A

羅伯特-道尼，JR，這是好的事情，總是有一個

LITTLE MORE.

多一點。