58-year-old man inside a child's body, so there's that.

58 歲的男人在一個孩子的身體裡，就是這樣。

Her name is Eleven?

她叫 11？

El for short.

簡稱 El。

But which odd number is your favorite?

但你最喜歡哪個奇數小孩？

Stick around until the end so you can decide the outcome of the ultimate Five versus Eleven showdown.

看到最後，由你來決定終極的五號對決 11 的結果。

When it comes to superpowers, you don't want to cross Five or Eleven.

說到超能力，你不會想遇到五號或是 11。

While Five is an assassin that can jump through time-

五號是一個可以穿越時空的刺客，

Would you please stop?

可以請你們停止嗎？

Eleven is an inter-dimensional traveler with psychokinesis.

而 11 是一個能使用意念的跨次元旅行者。

We never would have upset you if we knew you had superpowers.

如果我們知道你有超能力，我們絕對不會惹你生氣的。

(arm breaks, Troy screams)

（手臂斷裂，特洛伊尖叫）

She broke my arm! My arm!

她弄斷了我的胳膊！我的手臂！

Go.

滾。

Fighting monsters and preventing the apocalypse requires energy, which is probably why both Five and Eleven are passionate about their snacks of choice and will stop at nothing to get them.

與怪物戰鬥並防止世界末日需要能量，這可能就是為什麼五號和 11 都對他們選擇的零食充滿熱情，並且會不惜一切代價得到它們的原因。

Got you breakfast.

給你準備了早餐。

Young lady, you know you have to pay for those.

女孩，你應該知道你得付錢吧。

(glass smashes)

(玻璃碎掉)

But everybody knows you can't serve waffles without coffee.

但大家都知道吃鬆餅不能不配咖啡。

Can I get the kid a glass of milk or something?

我可以給這個孩子一杯牛奶什麼的嗎？

The kid wants coffee, black.

這孩子要喝咖啡，黑咖啡。

Cute kid.

真可愛。

And each kid has their own unique but very different personal style.

每個孩子都有自己獨特但非常不同的個人風格。

While Five is working eternal schoolboy chic, Eleven's style transformation goes from tomboy to eighties "it girl".

五號的風格是永垂不朽的小學生時尚；11 的風格從野丫頭轉變成八十年代的潮女。

And even when they're looking fly, it turns out kids with superpowers tend to have a problem with authority.

而即使他們看起來飛揚跋扈，事實證明擁有超能力的孩子往往對權威有問題。

Go, go, go, go, go!

走，走，走，走，走！

(hurried shouting)

(急急忙忙地喊)

(groaning)

（呻吟）

You!

你！

Call security!

叫保全！

Surely we can come to some form of agreement that benefits both parties.

我們肯定能達成某種形式的協議，對雙方都有利的。

Quid pro quo? What do you say?

交換條件？你說呢？

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Here's your "quid".

這是你的「交」。

Here's your "pro".

這是你的 「換」。

(Carmichael screams)

（卡邁克爾尖叫聲）

Here's your "quo".

這是你的「條件」。

(glass tank smashes)

(玻璃罐被砸碎)

Both Five and Eleven tend to talk back.

五號和 11 都傾向於頂嘴。

While one is a girl of few words-

一個是少言寡語的女孩。

No.

不行。

No more.

結束了。

Five has more than enough words to go around.

五號要說的話很多。

Excuse me, it's my son Kenny's birthday today and wouldn't your son be happier playing with kids his own age?

不好意思，今天是我兒子 Kenny 的生日，如果你的兒子和同齡的孩子玩會不會更開心？

Assuming it's okay with your two dads.

假設你兩個爸爸沒問題。

I would rather chew off my own foot.

我寧願咬掉自己的腳。

While both numbers are certainly on their own unique spectrum, they each manage to find love in their own way.

雖然這兩個超能力數字小孩很獨特，但他們都能以自己的方式找到愛情。

You look beautiful.

你看起來很美。

Do you want to dance?

你想跳舞嗎？

I don't know how.

我不知道怎麼跳。

I don't either. Do you want to figure it out?

我也不知道。你想學嗎？

Eleven's love story is a coming-of-age, slow burn while Five's love interest is let's say, unconventional.

11 的愛情故事是成熟的，慢慢培養，而五號的愛情可以說是非常不同尋常的。

You're not going anywhere.

你哪兒也別想去。

Put her down.

把她放下。

So, which super-kid number is your favorite?

你最喜歡哪個超級數字兒童呢？

Who would win in the ultimate Five versus Eleven showdown?

五號及 11 的終極對決，誰會贏呢？

Let us know in the comments.

請在評論區告訴我們。