We're about to have one hell of a breakfast.

我們將有一個地獄的早餐。

Ah, the smell of barbecues grilling the fresh sea air breeze and the bustle of the morning crowds keeping you on your toes.

啊，燒烤的味道烤著新鮮的海風，早晨熙熙攘攘的人群讓你流連忘返。

You just can't be a good old Japanese morning market, particularly the ones of the coastline such as this Udyog morning market.

日本的早市就是好，尤其是海岸線的早市，比如這個宇都閣早市。

30 minutes outside of Sendai.

仙台市外30分鐘車程。

Today we've come here to grab some breakfast as we wander through the market stalls and see what we could buy on a budget of 2000.

今天我們來這裡吃點早餐，我們在市場的攤位上逛逛，看看2000的預算能買到什麼。

Yeah, about $20.

是的，大約20美元。

But how far will it go?

但它能走多遠呢？

Well, joining us to find out and destroy my breakfast is a veteran of the market and without a doubt, the world's worst chef is.

好了，和我們一起來看看，毀掉我的早餐的是一位市場老手，毫無疑問，世界上最差的廚師是。

Of course, Ryutaro here is with my 2000 yen.

當然，龍太郎這裡是用我的2000日元。

Good morning, everyone.

大家早上好

Here's my doing what we can get with 2000 and $20.

這是我用2000元和20元做的我們能得到的。

What can you get in a Japanese morning market?

日本早市能買到什麼？

Quite a lot, I guess when it comes to morning market in Japan, you could buy pretty much anything.

挺多的，我想在日本的早市，你可以買到差不多的東西。

This market.

這個市場。

We're right on the Pacific coastline, right now it was destroyed by the tsunami, right?

我們就在太平洋海岸線上，現在它被海嘯摧毀了，對嗎？

In 2011.

2011年，

Yes, it was.

是的，它是。

It was, But we knew and we opened a few years after.

是的，但我們知道，我們在幾年後開。

Since they actually it's becoming more and more popular.

因為他們其實它越來越受歡迎。

It's certainly pretty down busiest Morning.

當然，這是最繁忙的早晨。

So this is your kind of local market?

所以這就是你們的在地市場？

I guess it is the closest morning market to Sendai City.

我想這是離仙台市最近的早市吧。

I've never actually been here.

我從來沒有真正來過這裡。

Somehow I couldn't believe that e.

不知為何，我不相信e。

I guess it's because it's like a train ride away.

我想這是因為它就像坐火車一樣遠。

And I'm just too late now.

而我現在只是太晚了。

You have a car?

你有車嗎？

I have a car.

我有一輛車。

Yeah, I've got 2000 yen.

是的，我有2000日元。

So let's go and see what we could do with it.

所以我們去看看我們能用它做什麼。

What?

什麼？

You can get on what I could get and he's gonna get some shit.

你可以得到我所能得到的，而他會得到一些狗屎。

Come on, get some good.

來吧，得到一些好。

Come on.

來吧。

Our first stop in the morning is the most popular stand in the entire market.

我們早上的第一站是整個市場最受歡迎的攤位。

And Reato, his favorite sweet gyoza boiled, goes air filled with juicy pork and shrimp and topped with kimchi.

而他最愛吃的甜餃子Reato，用多汁的豬肉和蝦仁填充空氣，再加上泡菜。

So now I've got 2000 n in front of me and this is my first dish.

所以現在我面前有2000N，這是我的第一道菜。

I'm going thio by and this costs 500 yen have 2000, 2000 quite a lot of money.

我打算通過和這個成本500日元有2000，2000相當多的錢。

This is really the word.

這真的是字字珠璣。

That's why people killing because it's worth it.

所以人們才會殺人，因為值得。

Anyway.

總之...

I'm totally worth it.

我完全值得。

Handle them off.

把他們處理掉。

One of the greatest challenges is covering the juicy gyoza, inasmuch of the free kimchi as you can carry.

最大的挑戰之一是覆蓋多汁的餃子，只要你能攜帶的免費泡菜。

Look at that technique.

看那技術。

Eso with kimchi like a Jenga.

埃索與泡菜像珍寶一樣。

So it's playing Jenga.

所以它在玩Jenga。

You need to be very tactful to be able Thio pick with the dumpling loving the sound effects.

你需要很有技巧的能夠Thio挑與餃子愛的音效。

Oh wow, juice coming out of the dumping.

哦，哇，果汁從垃圾場出來了。

Just pork shrimp.

只是豬肉蝦。

I feel everything.

我感覺到了一切。

Feel everything.

感受一切。

I feel everything.

我感覺到了一切。

That's what I'm saying.

這就是我要說的。

Well, Ryutaro was kicked off his breakfast with a savory dish.

好吧，龍太郎的早餐是以一道鹹菜開場的。

For my first dish.

對於我的第一道菜。

Something sweet and covered with Sprinkles has caught my eye.

一些甜甜的、佈滿了雪花的東西引起了我的注意。

There's only one thing I've come to this market for.

我來到這個市場只有一件事。

What is the Choco Banana?

巧克力香蕉是什麼？

E knew that Chako Banana way came all the way to a morning market.

E知道查子香蕉方式來了一路早市。

And this is the first thing that he spent out of those 2000 yen healthy.

而這是他從這2000日元中健康度過的第一件事。

They wanna kick off your day with a banana.

他們想用香蕉為你的一天開個好頭。

You get all your vitamin B 12, you zinc, copper, nylon.

你得到所有的維生素B12，你鋅，銅，尼龍。

It is good.

這是好的。

What they've done is they get a banana.

他們所做的是他們得到一根香蕉。

They put it in chocolate covered in Sprinkles.

他們把它放在巧克力裡，上面鋪滿了糖衣。

It's pretty complex, but the flavors just so rich.

它是相當複雜的，但味道只是如此豐富。

Nine out of 10 best 150 years you could possibly spend perfect Start to your day.

10個最好的150年中的9個，你可能會度過完美的一天開始。

Chock over e.

嗆過e。

I don't think so.

我不這麼認為。

So right next.

所以就在旁邊。

The chocolate banana stand is the second best stand in the market.

巧克力香蕉攤是市場上第二好的攤位。

Fried chicken, chicken curry Target.

炸雞、咖喱雞目標。

What do you like him?

你喜歡他什麼？

You started off with, like, Choco banana, right?

你開始的時候，像，巧克力香蕉，對不對？

And now we're coming for the fried chicken.

現在我們要來吃炸雞了。

Right?

對吧？

Well on.

好吧

I think we're here for grilling fish on shrimps on all the good stuff.

我想我們在這裡是為了烤魚烤蝦上所有的好東西。

Shrimp or fried chicken?

蝦還是炸雞？

What's better?

有什麼好的？

I think we all know the answer to that.

我想大家都知道答案了。

They also flavors this fried chicken.

他們還對這隻炸雞進行調味。

They've got like a fried chicken with burdock.

他們有像牛蒡炒雞。

They've got, like, Korean star, spicy fried chicken.

他們有，像韓國明星，辣炒雞。

They've got, like, a salt flavor.

他們已經得到了一樣，一個鹽的味道。

And they've got missile flavor and garlic sea with flavor.

而且他們有飛彈味和蒜海味。

And that's what I'm going to order.

這就是我打算訂購的東西。

It smells so good.

它聞起來很香。

So much.

這麼多。

Garlic, garlic oil, chicken Perfect.

蒜頭，蒜油，雞肉 完美。

First struck up in on a second.

先是在二壘上出手。

Carrie, argue chicken.

嘉莉，爭論雞。

Your bag been sprinkled with seaweed, garlic and garlic.

你的包裡撒了海苔，大蒜和大蒜。

Got Then you got the first taste cause I'm Nice.

得到了... ...那麼你得到了第一個味道，因為我很好。

Good, very good with winds is playing shut.

好，很好的與風是玩關。

Mm mm.

毫米毫米。

Covering those garlic taste to it, Right?

蓋住那些大蒜的味道，對吧？

Good curry.

咖喱不錯。

I'll get fried.

我會被炸死的。

Chicken is nice and juicy in the middle of this one.

雞肉在這中間是很好的，多汁的。

It's juicy.

多汁的。

It's got nice garlic undertone.

它有很好的大蒜小調。

Thio.

Thio.

Do you feel the sea with E?

你和E一起感受到了大海的氣息嗎？

Do you feel the seaweed e?

你感覺到海藻e了嗎？

Do I feel the seaweed?

我感覺到海藻了嗎？

Exactly.

就是這樣

So, out of the scale.

所以，出了規模。

1 to 10.

1至10。

What would you give this one for?

你會給這個人什麼？

I'll give it an eight because it's very flavorful.

我給八分，因為它很有味道。

It's very juicy, but the bat is not that crispy because they marinate it in lots of garlic e like I'll get the kind of breaks apart.

很多汁，但蝙蝠不是那麼脆，因為他們用大量的大蒜e醃製，就像我會得到那種碎裂的。

Crispy explodes, so I'll give law score than banana.

脆爆，所以我給法分比香蕉。

Uh, I'm gonna sick.

呃，我要吐了。

Quite a chocolate.

相當於一塊巧克力。

What have I become?

我變成什麼了？

So you can see all these people here doing barbecue's fresh seafood.

所以你可以看到這些人都在這裡做燒烤的新鮮海鮮。

They just bought a lot of these Japanese morning markets.

他們只是買了很多這些日本早市。

You can actually get your own grill for free.

其實你可以免費得到自己的燒烤爐。

You go and buy everything you want to eat.

你去買一切你想吃的東西。

Bring it back to your grill barbecue away.

把它帶回你的燒烤場燒烤去。

Only downside for us today, of course, is that Reato is our chef.

當然，我們今天唯一的缺點是，雷託是我們的廚師。

So if you come to somewhere like this.

所以如果你來到這樣的地方。

Make sure he brings somebody who's good.

確保他帶了一個好的人。

So we're now looking for fish that we should be ableto grill thistle is a lot more going to get e don't know what it is, but it doesn't look overly good.

所以，我們現在要找的魚，我們應該可以to烤薊是很多更多的去得到e不知道它是什麼，但它看起來不是太好。

Tuna Gil Gil seen a gill e s.

金槍魚Gil Gil看到了一個鰓e s。

So that's the first thing I'm going to grill over the stone to accompany his somewhat grisly to McGill, Reato decides to snap up a barbecue set for 1000 yen.

所以，這就是我要在石頭上燒烤的第一件事，陪他有些灰頭土臉地去麥吉爾，雷託決定以1000日元的價格搶購一套燒烤。

Already made selection of fish and may have scallops, sausages, shrimp, Basically just anything that starts with the letter A hey saying e, that's it.

已經做好了魚的選擇，可能有扇貝，香腸，蝦，基本上只要是字母A開頭的東西嘿嘿說e，就是這樣。

I've spent 2000 years, and this is what I've got.

我花了2000年的時間，這就是我的成果。

Kidney, please.

腎臟，請。

Quite a lot.

相當多的。

For $20 I guess.

我想只要20美元。

With dumpling.

帶著餃子。

Uh, what have you got?

呃，你有什麼？

Fried chicken, Chicken e.

炸雞，雞肉e。

So Busses, tuna Shit.

所以布斯，金槍魚狗屎。

Tune of shit sooner Spirit.

早點調出狗屎的精神。

Oh, thats kitchen.

哦，那是廚房。

What a shit.

什麼狗屁。

Show things.

顯示的東西。

Good money for money, though.

雖說性價比不錯。

How much was this?

這是多少錢？

The fish?

那條魚？

What?

什麼？

This fish.

這條魚

Big 1 500 years and all of this 1.

大1 500年，所有這1。

500 years.

500年

1 500 for a good, decent barbecue.

1500元就能吃到好吃的、像樣的燒烤。

Just make sure if he do spend that money on this nice decadent platter.

如果他真的把錢花在這個漂亮的頹廢的盤子上，就一定要確保。

A fish.

一條魚

They don't have the world's worst chef cooking it.

他們沒有世界上最差的廚師來做飯。

That is blacker than the chocolate banana I saw earlier.

這比我之前看到的巧克力香蕉還要黑。

Look at that.

你看那個。

How hard could it be?

這能有多難？

The cooker sausage again?

又是煮香腸？

It's called a well dug with 1100 yen left of my budget.

我的預算還剩1100日元，這叫挖井。

While wandering around the market, we spot an absolute bargain.

逛市場的時候，我們發現了一個絕對的便宜貨。

A delicious assortment of dishes inspired by the cuisine of Kyushu and Okinawa.

以九州和沖繩的美食為靈感的各種美味。

Got over 1000 years.

得到了超過1000年。

You get three bowls, different types of dishes.

你會得到三個碗，不同類型的菜。

Somebody's too much, though already eaten Reato is dodgy barbecue.

某人太過分了，雖然已經吃過雷託是呆呆的烤肉。

I'm feeling rather fill, but you wanna get all 31 You're gonna help.

我感覺很充實，但你想得到所有31，你會幫助。

You gonna help me eat it.

你要幫我吃了它。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

How much have you got?

你有多少錢？

Right now?

現在？

Thousands of dollars on 100 years.

100年的時間裡，幾千塊錢。

But will I have enough money left over for another chocolate banana?

但我有足夠的錢再買一根巧克力香蕉嗎？

E?

E?

I don't think so.

我不這麼認為。

Around 250 you've got 100 years left way.

250年左右，你還有100年的時間。

We're gonna carry all this back.

我們要把這些東西都帶回去。

It's like three different roles.

這就像三個不同的角色。

A real challenge walking through this bustling market with a tray of three bowls for a video.

帶著一盤三碗的視頻，走過這個繁華的市場，真是個挑戰。

So what do we got on so well done for carrying the tray to the market.

那麼，我們在這麼好的做了什麼，把托盤搬到市場上。

That was a spectacle unto itself.

這本身就是一個奇觀。

Like Mario.

像馬里奧。

Like a marriage like Mario.

像馬里奧那樣的婚姻。

Okay, okay.

好吧，好吧。

So we've got, like, Okinawa Soba Okinawa soup noodle with the spirit pork Okinawa noodles is the broth is based on the bonito.

所以我們有，像，沖繩蕎麥麵沖繩湯麵與靈肉沖繩面是湯是基於鰹魚。

It's clear.

這很清楚。

Soup.

湯。

Fish.

魚。

Yeah, it's clear soup.

是啊，這是清湯。

That's what's the difference between others and this one.

這就是別人和這個的區別。

I think that looks the best.

我認為這看起來是最好的。

Although this beef here looks pretty spectacular on this.

雖然這裡的牛肉在這上面看起來很壯觀。

A people beef.

一個人的牛肉。

You married, you got married with, like, onions and the choices and kind of slips with the last one.

你結婚了，你結婚了一樣，洋蔥和選擇和種滑與最後一個。

Last one is this might be something that you might not find another What's in a bit?

最後一個是這個可能是你可能找不到另一個什麼位的東西？

Intestine interesting.

腸子有意思。

Over Boston.

波士頓上空。

Intestine off.

腸道關閉。

Well, that's for you.

好吧，這是給你的。

That one of the other two.

那另外兩個中的一個。

Very umami flavor.

很有UMAMI的味道。

How would you describe your mommy?

你會怎麼形容你的媽媽？

You know what I think Of all the videos we've made, we've never described what umami is.

你知道我在想什麼嗎？ 在我們製作的所有視頻中，我們從來沒有描述過什麼是美味。

It's another cent.

這又是一分錢。

They likes another taste, isn't it?

他們喜歡另一種味道，不是嗎？

Taste buds?

味蕾？

Yeah, Japanese.

是的，日本人。

My mommy.

我的媽媽。

What is Mommy?

媽媽是什麼？

Don't explain it.

不要解釋了。

It e I mean, I said they call it amino acid.

我的意思是，我說他們叫它氨基酸。

Yeah, explain it in a way.

是啊，用一種方式來解釋。

That's good, Realtor.

很好，房地產經紀人。

It's got that kind of Morrish savory, salty flavor way Have a bite of something and you feel like you want more addiction.

它有那種莫里西鹹鹹的味道方式 吃一口東西，你就會覺得想要更多的癮。

Addiction?

上癮？

E think we're both too tired.

我想我們都太累了

It's too early to describe what you might be.

現在描述你可能是什麼還為時過早。

Flavor is so description here below you.

味道是這樣描述的下面你。

Somewhere on that will vindicate me with my crap description.

這上面的某個地方會給我的垃圾描述平反。

Finishing my soup.

喝完我的湯。

I'm gonna dig into the beef balls that before Before you give it here, you've already You've already burned off my breakfast.

我要去挖牛肉丸，在你給我之前，你已經把我的早餐燒掉了。

I'm gonna eat the dish.

我要吃這道菜。

That's good.

那就好

What would you give the dishes then?

那你會給這些菜什麼？

Once them I'll give this a nine.

一旦他們我就會給這個九分。

Actually, this is one of the best comedians I've had in a long time.

其實，這是我長期以來最好的喜劇演員之一。

Same score, Uh, by a chocolate.

同樣的比分，呃，以巧克力的方式。

I'm gonna have to revise my chocolate banana score.

我得修改一下我的巧克力香蕉分數。

I'm gonna give that six because I feel like it z misshapen.

我給六分，因為我覺得它的形狀不對。

It's distorted.

它是扭曲的。

All the other reviews today is gonna hold it against me.

今天所有的其他評論都會對我不利。

So I'm providing my score to a six chocolate.

所以我把我的分數提供給六塊巧克力。

Okay, so this is a nine time now that I'll give it a name.

好吧，這是九次了，我給它起個名字。

That's really good, But this is just more addictive.

這真的很好，但這只是更容易上癮。

Mommy flavor when you use that money forever.

媽媽的味道，當你永遠用這些錢。

You think that you were just giving the right like judge.

你以為你只是像法官一樣給予權利。

What does that mean?

這意味著什麼？

What does that mean, E?

這是什麼意思，E？

I'm gonna get absolutely tort apart in the comments from people going, you went to a Japanese morning market and had a chocolate banana is as much as part of Japanese cuisine as sushi, chocolate, bananas, traditional Japanese cuisine.

我在評論裡絕對會被人謾罵的分開，你去日本早市吃巧克力香蕉和壽司、巧克力、香蕉、傳統日本料理一樣，都是日本料理的一部分。