I'm clipping that and I'm using that.

我在剪，我在用這個。

Only that I know you are E I'm taking it in my bus E Hey, guys, welcome to stir crazy My guest Today is a vision.

我只知道你是，我在我的巴士上服用它 嘿，夥計們，歡迎來到瘋狂的攪拌 我的客人今天是一個願景。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

Hey, plays vision.

嘿，玩視覺。

I'm bad with that Paul.

我不擅長這個，保羅。

He's also starring in the new film Uncle Frank.

他還主演了新片《弗蘭克叔叔》。

It's coming soon on Amazon Prime.

很快就會在亞馬遜Prime上推出。

It's the one and only Paul Bettany.

這是一個和唯一的保羅貝塔尼。

Hey, guys, how are you?

嘿，夥計們，你們好嗎？

I'm doing good.

我做得很好。

It's good to see you, my friend in Uncle Frank, written and directed by the great Alan Ball of 6 ft Under Fame.

很高興在《弗蘭克叔叔》中見到你，我的朋友，由著名的6英尺以下的艾倫-波爾編劇和導演。

You kind of play the cool uncle.

你算是扮演了一個很酷的叔叔。

You're the cool.

你是最酷的。

You're the cool uncle.

你才是那個酷酷的叔叔。

Are you the cool uncle in real life?

你是現實生活中的酷叔嗎？

Are you the cool dad in real life?

你是現實生活中的酷爸嗎？

I mean, that's much more a question for my Children.

我的意思是，這更多的是我的孩子的問題。

Did you become any cooler in your kid's eyes when you became Marvel superhero?

當你成為漫威超級英雄的時候，你在孩子眼裡有沒有變得更酷？

Or was it just like it's The die is cast.

還是就像它的模子一樣。

He is who he is.

他是誰，他是誰。

He's our dad.

他是我們的爸爸。

He's not cool.

他不酷。

I think it's a mixture, like for my daughter.

我想這是一種混合物，就像我女兒一樣。

She's at an age where people go where the kids at a school when they figure out your dad's the vision and she's She's kind of like it's sort of cool, but it's also sort of weird.

她是在一個年齡的人去哪裡的孩子在一所學校 當他們弄清楚你的爸爸的願景，她是 她有點像它的那種酷，但它也有點奇怪。

Bond feels odd and unnatural, and so I think she's very much of to two minds.

邦德感覺很奇怪，很不自然，所以我覺得她很有二心。

Do they think you are?

他們認為你是嗎？

Chris Evans is cool.

克里斯-埃文斯是很酷的。

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

My daughter tortures me.

我的女兒折磨我。

She tortures me with all the other superheroes that she prefers to me.

她用其他所有的超級英雄來折磨我，她更喜歡我。

And she has.

而她已經。

She has worked away through.

她已經通過工作走。

I mean, when I'm face timing with with, Like, Robert Downey Jr and having a Chance, and she'll come on and say hi I and chats him for a little bit.

我的意思是，當我面對時間與， 像，小羅伯特・唐尼和有一個機會， 她會來，並說你好，我和他哈拉一點點。

And then when she hangs up, she got so much cooler and then just little cough.

然後當她掛斷電話的時候，她就涼快了很多，然後就是小聲咳嗽。

Just believe me to my misery, leave you with just a blubbering mess.

只要相信我的苦衷，讓你只剩下一個哭泣的爛攤子。

What have you done?

你做了什麼？

Here's some stupid.

這是一些愚蠢的。

Would you rather questions Paul?

你寧願問題保羅？

Would you rather have a permanent Uncle Frank mustache or a permanent Southern accent?

你是想留個永久的弗蘭克叔叔的鬍子還是永久的南方口音？

I'll take the Southern accent.

我要南方的口音。

That mustache.

那小鬍子。

It works, but it could be a little creepy.

它的工作，但它可能是一個有點令人毛骨悚然。

At times, that mustache is an irritant.

有時，那鬍子是一種刺激。

Would you rather be stuck in a house in your house for six months?

你願意在你的房子裡困上半年嗎？

or be stuck at a comic con that last six months.

或被卡在一個持續半年的漫畫大會上。

E think you know the artists of this one?

你應該知道這個的藝術家吧？

Would you rather never be able to wear clothes again?

你寧願永遠不能再穿衣服嗎？

Or only dress as the vision E would?

還是隻按照E的設想來打扮？

Really?

真的嗎？

Can I ask?

我可以問嗎？

Can I choose where I make it?

我可以選擇在哪裡做嗎？

Or, um I just know you're a naked guy.

或者，嗯，我只是知道你是一個裸體的傢伙。

You're naked, guy.

你是裸體的，夥計。

You close?

你關閉？

Do not stick to your body anymore.

不要再粘在身上了。

I'm gonna pick that.

我要選這個。

I'm gonna picking naked.

我要赤身裸體的去採摘。

It's pretty uncomfortable.

這是很不舒服的。

The vision?

願景？

Yeah, stick out in a crowd.

是的，在人群中很突出。

But you're gonna stick out as a naked dude too, by the way, sure, but I might not die of heat exhaustion.

但你也會像個裸體的傢伙一樣，順便說一句，當然，但我可能不會熱死。

What about a pair of independence?

一對獨立呢？

I mean, what if I don't want to take my kids to school?

我是說，如果我不想帶孩子去上學怎麼辦？

How can I take my How can I take my kids?

我怎麼能帶我的怎麼能帶孩子？

Your frown on that?

你的眉頭皺了起來？

You've got your weird Uncle Frank mustache your naked you're gonna be hauled off to prison thistles.

你有你那怪異的弗蘭克叔叔的鬍子... ...你的裸體... ...你會被拖進監獄的鐵蒺藜。

The Dakota Johnson Memorial questions.

達科塔-約翰遜紀念館的問題。

She posed this to me on a previous episode of Stir Crazy.

她在之前的《瘋狂攪拌》節目中向我提出了這個問題。

So blame her.

所以怪她。

Would you rather have a mouthful of bees or one B in your but hole?

你是想吃一口蜜蜂，還是想吃一個B在你的屁眼裡？

I'm taking it in my butt.

我把它在我的屁股。

I'm clipping that and I'm using that.

我在剪，我在用這個。

Only that I know you are.

我只知道你是。

I'm taking it in my book.

我把它記在本子上了。

Thank you for that early Christmas present.

謝謝你提前送來的聖誕禮物。

The oh, What's he talking about?

哦，他在說什麼？

In in exactly?

在在究竟？

There's Artie's Wanda vision.

有阿迪的萬達願景。

We're very excited for Shrouded as ever in mystery, but we will see it on Disney plus relatively soon.

我們對《裹屍布》一如既往地充滿了神祕感，但我們會在迪士尼加上相對較快地看到它。

I know you can't say anything about it, but there are rumors swirling, Paul.

我知道你不能說什麼，但有傳言說，保羅。

So let me let me see if you could dispel any of these.

所以，讓我來看看你能不能打消這些。

Okay?

好嗎？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Eyes it true, that vision, this kind of dovetails of what we were discussing before Is it true that vision is entirely naked for at least one episode?

眼睛是真的嗎，那個視覺，這種對接我們之前討論的是真的嗎，視覺至少有一集是完全裸露的？

Yes, 100 way, actually.

是的，100路，其實。

Get to see visions Penis.

去看幻象陰莖。

Finally, because there's a big groundswell for that.

最後，因為有一個很大的理由。

They want to see it.

他們想看到它。

Well, here's the thing is, um yeah, because I noticed that in the in the watchman, you know that you know, you, they go, they dio Dr Manhattan is full Dr.

嗯，這裡的事情是，嗯，是的，因為我注意到，在 在看守人，你知道，你知道，你，他們去，他們迪奧曼哈頓博士是全博士。

Manhattan.

曼哈頓。

You see, the whole Manhattan.

你看，整個曼哈頓。

It's the size of managing that za fantastic example.

這是管理的規模，扎奇妙的例子。

Um, off off said in aforementioned Penis.

嗯，關關說，在上述老二。

Uh, no, there is no There is no nudity, so to speak, you know?

呃，不，沒有，沒有裸體，可以這麼說，你知道嗎？

But these questions, I think people can answer this question for themselves.

但是這些問題，我想大家可以自己回答這個問題。

Um, in the vision, whether he does or doesn't vision can change his density.

嗯，在視野中，不管他有沒有視野都可以改變他的密度。

So there's that I hesitate to ask this, but what color?

所以有，我猶豫著要不要問這個問題，但什麼顏色？

What color is has said he's Poppel.

什麼顏色的有說他是波普爾。

Yeah, you're right.

是的，你是對的。

I mean, he startled.

我是說，他嚇了一跳。

Can you guarantee it's at least better than cats?

你能保證它至少比貓好嗎？

The movie and the animal?

電影和動物？

Yes.

是的，我知道

I can absolutely guarantee that.

我可以絕對保證。

I think I can guarantee a few things.

我想我可以保證幾件事。

I think we took an enormous swing.

我覺得我們的波動很大。

I think it's gonna pay off.

我想這是會有回報的。

I've never seen Kevin Foggy, more giddy and excited.

我從來沒有見過凱文-福吉，更多的是興高采烈和興奮。

Wait.

等一下

So is this true?

那麼這是真的嗎？

You shot an episode in front of a studio audience of one division?

你在一個師的演播室觀眾面前拍了一集？

Okay, talk to me.

好吧，告訴我。

Is that insane for you?

你是不是瘋了？

Like, are you like I'm being pranked by Kevin Figgy and Marvel.

就像，你是不是覺得我被凱文-費吉和漫威惡搞了。

This doesn't seem right.

這似乎不對。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Yes, and I was terrified because I haven't been on stage for sort of 20 years or something like that.

是的，我被嚇壞了，因為我已經有20年沒有上過舞臺了，或者類似的東西。

And I maybe 25 years.

而我也許25年。

Oh, my God, I am.

哦，我的上帝，我是。

We were all terrified.

我們都被嚇壞了。

I have another challenge for you, my friend.

我有另一個挑戰給你，我的朋友。

I'm gonna pose to you a a marvel superhero.

我要給你擺一個漫威超級英雄的造型。

You tell me if it's an actual superhero or one I just made up already.

你告訴我這是一個真正的超級英雄還是我剛剛編造出來的。

Oh, squirrel girl, Real hero or not, I think that's a really hero.

哦，松鼠姑娘，不管是不是真正的英雄，我覺得這真是個英雄。

Squirrel Girl is really.

松鼠女真的是。

She has a furry tail that's roughly 3 to 4 ft long.

她有一條毛茸茸的尾巴，大概有3到4英尺長。

That's a Boone when trying to balance on things.

這是一個波昂當試圖平衡的事情。

Machete Man, I believe Machete Man is a riel.

彎刀男，我相信彎刀男是個瑞爾。

Characters.

角色。

I'm sad and tell you, not yet, maybe in your fanfic, but no, I think I am being led astray by the machete.

我很傷心的告訴你，還沒有，也許在你的粉絲小說裡會有，但是沒有，我想我是被彎刀帶入了歧途。

That's what's happening.

就是這樣的情況。

A little sneaky.

有點偷偷摸摸的。

But what about Battle Ax?

但戰斧呢？

I think battle axes.

我想是戰斧。

And I'll tell you why.

我會告訴你為什麼。

It's because you looked up and left, and it made me think that you were trying to signal that you were just pulling this one out like the ether.

因為你抬頭看了一眼就走了，這讓我覺得你是想發出信號，你就像乙醚一樣把這個東西拉出來。

I'm not that smart.

我沒那麼聰明

You're trying to tell me.

你是想告訴我

Oh, no Battle ax.

哦，沒有戰斧。

Israel Battle ax, Israel Captain Flem Flem.

以色列戰斧，以色列上尉弗萊姆-弗萊姆。

I think it's not a real character.

我覺得這不是一個真實的角色。

I wish it were, but sadly, it's something I made up.

我也希望是這樣，但很遺憾，這是我編的。

I love the idea.

我喜歡這個主意。

A great superhero doctor bahng is doctor bahng a real character.

一個偉大的超級英雄醫生巴英是醫生巴英一個真實的人物。

Paul.

保羅

Dr Bang is not a real character it's really Oh, he's got a giant gigantic bell on his head.

砰博士不是一個真實的人物，它真的是哦，他的頭上有一個巨大的巨鍾。

Apparently, that's so fun time.

顯然，這是如此有趣的時間。

Oh, does he get anything done?

哦，他有做什麼嗎？

Or like, a plan to save the world?

或者說，拯救世界的計劃？

But then, yeah, but miss the appointment ends up watching a Seth Rogan movie instead.

但後來，是的，但錯過了約會最後看了一部塞斯-羅根的電影，而不是。

Um, alright.

嗯，好吧。

Last game for you, and then I release you back into the wild.

最後一場比賽，然後我把你放回野外。

Let's play a classic game of charades.

讓我們來玩一個經典的猜字遊戲。

Paul shall wait.

保羅將等待。

Oh, that is just whoever sent me this is really, really mean.

呵呵，這只是誰給我發的，真的很凶。

You could do it.

你可以做到這一點。

You could do I believe in you a TV show.

你可以做《我相信你》的電視劇。

Four words.

四個字

Second word.

第二個詞：

Small little little little house on the prairie.

草原上的小小小房子。

Small.

小。

This means small word.

這意味著小字。

Wow.

哇哦

Okay, I saw the dark side of it.

好吧，我看到了它的黑暗面。

Small word for word.

小字當頭。

The four.

這四個。

It's a it it on the nosy Third word.

這是一個它它對愛管閒事的第三個字。

Two syllables.

兩個音節。

Small word.

小詞。

Another small word for the second syllable.

又是第二個音節的小字。

I'm lost their a lot of numbers gone.

我失去了他們的很多數字了。

One syllable for syllable.

一個音節為音節。

Sounds like s poop shirt poop.

聽起來就像屎屎的襯衫。

Small poopy, Poopy poopy.

小粑粑，小粑粑。

Sounds like poopy poo poo.

聽起來像大便便便。

Who to Poos?

向誰拉屎？

Two girls.

兩個女孩。

One cup, too.

一杯，也。

Okay, ready?

好了，準備好了嗎？

Two syllables.

兩個音節。

What?

什麼？

What about your wrong second word?

那你說錯的第二個字呢？

To to Paul.

到保羅。

I'm sorry I'm sorry.

我很抱歉，我很抱歉。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

I'm so so yeah.

我是如此如此是的。

Okay, let's Okay.

好吧，讓我們好吧。

We're gonna relax for fourth word.

我們要在第四個字上放鬆一下。

Worth word.

值得字。

Uh, teeth, buck teeth.

呃，牙齒，齙牙。

Go for, uh, naw chu.

去的，呃，瑙楚。

Uh, rabid chipmunk.

呃，狂熱的花栗鼠。

I'm never gonna get this.

我永遠不會明白這一點。

I'm never gonna get this.

我永遠不會明白這一點。

I give up, I give up, I give up, I give up.

我放棄了，我放棄了，我放棄了，我放棄了。

Diva.

天后。

What was it?

什麼事？

Beaver?

海狸？

Leave it to Beaver.

交給阿狸吧。

Andi, I know Whoever sent me that, I know what you wanted.

Andi 我知道 不管是誰寄給我的 我都知道你想要什麼

Me thio.

Me thio.

Paul, are you ever going to speak to me again?

保羅，你還會和我說話嗎？

I've never You were so angry or something.

我從來沒有你這麼生氣或什麼。

Of course we're going to speak to you again.

當然，我們會再和你談談。

I'm just never gonna play fucking charades with, yeah.

我只是永遠不會玩 他媽的猜字遊戲，是的。