(gentle music)

（溫柔的音樂）

- Oh, what your drinking tastes like poop.

- 哦，你喝的東西味道像大便。

Oh, apple poop.

哦，蘋果屎。

(Derek laughs)

(Derek笑)

(dramatic music)

咍

- So what are you making?

- 那你在做什麼？

What is your drink of choice this evening?

你今晚想喝什麼？

- The drink of choice for Amber Ruffin

- Amber Ruffin的首選飲料

this evening is a margarita,

今晚是一杯瑪格麗特酒。

but not just a margarita, a spicy margarita.

但不只是一杯瑪格麗特， 辣瑪格麗特。

- Now, why do you go spicy on your margaritas?

- 你為什麼要在瑪格麗特酒上加辣？

- Thank you for asking, 'cause I felt like it.

- 謝謝你問我，因為我想這樣做。

(Derek laughs)

(Derek笑)

(burps) Hey everybody, I'm Amber Ruffin.

嘿，大家好，我是琥珀拉芬。

And I'm here to talk about The Little Rock Nine.

而我在這裡要談的是 "小石城九號"。

I can't reach you.

我找不到你

- I got you. - Oh, you got up.

- 我抓到你了- 哦，你起來了。

- One more.

- 再來一個

(Amber sings) One more, one more.

(琥珀唱)再來一個，再來一個。

- Our stories starts in Arkansas,

- 我們的故事從阿肯色州開始。

Little Rock, to be specific.

確切地說，是小石城。

It's 1957, the Supreme Court has just ruled

現在是1957年，最高法院剛剛作出判決

in the case of Brown Vs. The Board of Education

在Brown Vs. The Board of Education一案中。

that separate is not equal.

分開不等於等於。

So their local NAACP went out to the black community

所以他們當地的有色人種協進會去了黑人社區。

and found nine kids to go to Central High School,

並找到了9個孩子去中心中學。

the premier high school in Little Rock, Arkansas.

阿肯色州小石城首屈一指的高中。

So these kids are like, we are The Little Rock Nine.

所以這些孩子就像，我們是小石城九號。

We are fucking nine visions of black excellence.

我們是他媽的9個卓越黑人的願景。

We will go to school

我們要去上學了

and we'll change the world, it'll be great.

我們將改變世界，這將是偉大的。

So then the governor of Arkansas, Orval Faubus,

所以，當時阿肯色州的州長，Orval Faubus。

finds out that these kids are planning to integrate.

發現這些孩子打算整合。

And this bitch, Orval Fartbus,

還有這個婊子 Orval Fartbus,

(Derek laughs)

(Derek笑)

you can fart all you want it in a fart bus.

你可以放屁所有你想要的，它在一個放屁巴士。

Anyway, Orval Fartbus was like,

無論如何，Orval Fartbus就像。

hey, if these kids integrate,

嘿，如果這些孩子融入，

the streets will run red with blood.

血流成河

Orval Fartbus is a bitch. (laughs)

Orval Fartbus是一個婊子。（笑）

The kids show up to school

孩子們都來上學了

on September 4th, 1957, the first day of school.

1957年9月4日，開學第一天。

The senior in the group of

該組中的資深人士

The Little Rock Nine is Ernest Green.

小石九號是歐內斯特-格林。

And he is like, oh my gosh,

他很喜歡，哦，我的天哪。

there is an ass load of angry white people.

有一個屁股負荷 憤怒的白人。

This angry white mob was like, we don't like you.

這群憤怒的白人暴徒就像，我們不喜歡你。

You need to go away.

你需要離開。

We are going to beat you up

我們要打你了

and hang you from a tree (laughs).

並把你吊在樹上（笑）。

This is not funny.

這一點都不好笑。

Meanwhile, on the other side of school, Elizabeth Eckford,

與此同時，在學校的另一邊，伊麗莎白-埃克福德。

the ninth of The Little Rock Nine is like,

小石九號》第九部就像。

oh fuck, I'm here all by myself.

哦，他媽的，我在這裡所有的人。

Oh my God, there's a huge mob of white people.

哦，我的上帝，有一個巨大的白人暴徒。

This is terrifying.

這是可怕的。

They're yelling and they have signs

他們大喊大叫，還舉著牌子

and they're shouting shit.

他們在大喊大叫

And they are like, hey, you're white,

他們就像，嘿，你是白人。

I mean, I'm white and you're Black.

我是說，我是白人，你是黑人。

So that means I don't like you.

所以，這意味著我不喜歡你。

So she gathers herself, and this girl is G'd up,

所以她收拾好自己，這個女孩就G了。

fucking face stone cold, and walking through these people

他媽的臉色鐵青，走過這些人的身邊

who wanna pick her up and break her in two,

誰想把她抓起來打成兩半？

just walking through like a G.

只是走過像G。

And she sees the Arkansas National Guard.

她還看到了阿肯色州國民警衛隊。

They must be here to help me, she thinks.

她想，他們一定是來幫我的。

She quickens her pace and she goes,

她加快腳步，她走了。

hey, these white people trying to kill me, please save me.

嘿，這些白人想殺我， 請救我。

And they like block her entrance.

他們就像堵住了她的入口。

They are letting other white students in.

他們讓其他白人學生進來。

She was like, what is the deal?

她說，這是什麼情況？

You are the National fucking Guard.

你是他媽的國民警衛隊。

If anybody needs to be guarded, it's me here now.

如果有人需要被保護，那現在就是我了。

So she leaves school.

所以她離開了學校。

She sits down at the bus stop.

她在公交車站坐了下來。

And the white people are surrounding her,

而白人則圍著她。

and they're like, we don't like you, you are poopy.

他們很喜歡，我們不喜歡你， 你是大便。

She waits several minutes for the bus.

她等了幾分鐘的公車。

The bus pulls up and she's like,

公車停了下來，她的樣子。

thank God I can finally get out of here.

感謝上帝，我終於可以離開這裡了。

This isn't the last I will see of you,

這不是我最後一次見到你。

but also, fucking fuck, can I just get a fucking education?

但同時，他媽的他媽的，我可以只是得到一個他媽的教育？

So that was the first attempt and they lost.

所以這是第一次嘗試，他們輸了。

So attempt number two.

所以嘗試第二種。

They regroup, they go at it again in a week.

他們重整旗鼓，一週後再戰。

They all got together this time.

這次他們都聚在一起了。

And they all entered school

他們都進入了學校

at the same place at the same time.

在同一時間同一地點。

The Little Rock Police force escorts the children

小石城警隊護送孩子

into school and they say, hey, look,

進入學校，他們說，嘿，看。

let me catch you out on the street any other day,

改天讓我在街上抓你吧。

and then who knows what, but today we'll take care of you.

然後誰知道是什麼，但今天我們會照顧你。

They escort the children into school,

他們護送孩子們進學校。

and they hold the line so that

他們堅守陣地，以便

the crazy angry white mob does not act a fool.

瘋狂憤怒的白人暴徒不會裝傻。

But the angry mob, they break through the police line

但憤怒的暴徒，他們突破了警察的防線。

and goes into the school.

並進入學校。

And they're like (screams) we hate Black people so much,

他們就像（尖叫聲）我們恨黑人這麼多。

we're coming in this school to snatch you out.

我們來在這所學校搶你出去。

So the cops are like, fuck.

所以，警察都喜歡，他媽的。

So they get away in the nick of time,

所以他們在緊要關頭逃之夭夭。

because these people are so angry

因為這些人很生氣

that they like beat up cops and push them out of they way

他們喜歡打警察，把他們推開

so they could get it to these children, white people.

所以他們可以得到它 這些孩子，白人。

So they go to their houses.

於是他們就去了自己的家。

These kids are now like, oh man,

這些孩子現在就像，哦，天。

there's nothing we can do.

我們無能為力

I feel very discouraged.

我覺得很氣餒。

All these white people are extra crazy, they're very mad.

這些白人都特別瘋狂，他們非常瘋狂。

Ernest Green turns to the group,

歐內斯特-格林轉向大家。

and he says, you know what?

他說，你知道嗎？

We need to continue through to school

我們需要繼續到學校

because all of these white people are going to

因為所有這些白人都要

think we are to be fucked with.

認為我們是要被耍的。

We absolutely can't give up.

我們絕對不能放棄。

So ba pa da do!

所以巴巴噠噠做！

That story of the crazy white people

那個關於瘋狂的白人的故事

of Little Rock, Arkansas finds its way to Eisenhower.

的小石城，阿肯色州找到了艾森豪威爾。

And he is like, the shit is fucking embarrassing.

而他就像，這狗屎是他媽的尷尬。

These white people are fucking my shit up.

這些白人把我的屎都搞壞了。

How dare these people think that they can

這些人竟然以為自己可以

use mob mentality to overrule?

以暴制暴？

(laughs) I mean, none of these words

（笑）我的意思是，這些話沒有一個是真的

are words that have ever come out of my mouth, fuck.

是我曾經說過的話，他媽的。

So President Eisenhower says,

所以艾森豪威爾總統說。

I'm gonna send in 1,000 troops from the 101st Airborne,

我要派101空降師的1000名阿兵哥過來。

not a hundred of them, a hundred would have done it.

不是一百個人，一百個人就能做到。

Not 200, not 300, but 1,000 of these people.

不是200人，也不是300人，而是1000個這樣的人。

The Little Rock Nine arrive at school together.

小石頭九人一起到了學校。

And the 101st Airborne is there.

而101空降兵也在那裡。

And they say, hey look,

他們說，嘿，看。

we are going to take care of you today.

我們今天要照顧你。

(car horn honks)

(汽車喇叭聲)

We're gonna take care of you today.

我們今天會照顧你。

(car horn honks)

(汽車喇叭聲)

We're gonna take-- (car horn honks)

我們會採取 - （汽車喇叭honks）。

(laughs)

（笑）

Beep, where were we?

嗶，我們說到哪了？

Oh, okay, so they were like,

哦，好吧，所以他們很喜歡，

we're gonna take care of you today.

我們今天會照顧你。

They escort the children into school.

他們護送孩子們進學校。

They're holding back the crazy white people.

他們在阻擋那些瘋狂的白人。

So The Little Rock Nine is like,

所以《小石九號》就像。

this is the shit, we did it!

這就是狗屎，我們做到了！

We win everything, hurray for us.

我們贏得了一切，為我們歡呼。

So they go into school.

所以他們進了學校。

But once they get into school, they realize, oh shit,

但是一旦他們進入學校，他們就會意識到，哦，該死。

now we have to deal with these children.

現在我們必須處理這些孩子。

These white children are like,

這些白種人的孩子就像。

ah-ha, you finally made it into school.

啊哈，你終於進了學校。

Now you belong to us.

現在你屬於我們了。

We're gonna beat you up every chance we get.

我們會一有機會就揍你一頓的

She's like, why?

她很喜歡，為什麼？

And they're like, we don't know exactly why we hate you.

他們就像，我們不知道到底為什麼恨你。

We just know that it's something,

我們只知道，這是什麼。

our parents have handed down to us.

我們的父母已經傳給我們。

And so we're just acting

所以我們只是在演戲

in what we believe are their best interests.

我們認為這是他們的最大利益。

And Elizabeth is like, well,

而伊麗莎白就像，好。

I don't know that that is their best interest.

我不知道那是他們的最大利益。

Maybe if you just get along with me,

如果你能和我好好相處的話

and they're like, no!

他們很喜歡，沒有！

These children give

這些孩子給

The Little Rock Nine hell for a whole year.

小巖九地獄一整年。

And these little babies are being the Blackadiest,

而這些小寶寶們都是最黑的。

Black, Black that ever Blacked,

黑，曾經黑過的黑。

and it is blackening up my soul!

它使我的靈魂變黑！

Okay, so Ernest Green graduated.

好吧，歐內斯特-格林畢業了。

And he was like, oh, thank God.

他就像，哦，感謝上帝。

These people almost killed me.

這些人幾乎殺了我。

So Ernest Green walks across the stage, grabs his diploma,

所以歐內斯特-格林走過舞臺，拿起他的文憑。

looks out in the audience and sees Dr. Martin Luther King!

在觀眾席上看到了馬丁-路德-金博士!

Ernest was like, oh my God,

歐內斯特很喜歡，哦，我的上帝。

that is Dr. Martin Luther The King!

那是馬丁-路德-金博士！

He's like, these people almost killed me,

他就像，這些人幾乎殺了我。

but I did it, isn't this crazy?

但我做到了，這不是瘋了嗎？

And then Dr. Martin Luther King is like,

然後馬丁-路德-金博士就像。

well, there's nothing else you have to do

好了，沒有什麼其他的，你必須做的。

'cause you've already gone through it, good job.

因為你已經經歷過了，幹得好。

Look at my nails, they're so beautiful!

你看我的指甲，多漂亮啊!

Hi, hi, so pretty!

嗨，嗨，好漂亮啊!

What was I talking about?

我在說什麼？

Oh okay, then the 40 year anniversary was in 1997.

哦，好吧，那麼40週年紀念日是在1997年。

Oprah Winfrey had them on her show.

奧普拉-溫弗瑞在她的節目裡有這些東西。

And Oprah Winfrey was like,

而奧普拉-溫弗瑞就像。

hey, Little Rock Nine, guess who I have on the show?

嘿，小石九，猜猜我請誰上節目？

The children that tormented you.

那些折磨你的孩子。

And the bullies were like, look,

而那些欺負人的人就像，看。

back in 1957, we were little punks,

早在1957年，我們是小混混。

but now we're cool dudes who love you.

但現在我們是愛你的酷哥。

And we're sorry, because we were mean to you.

我們很抱歉，因為我們對你很刻薄。

And being mean to Black people is not cool anymore.

而對黑人的刻薄已經不酷了。

So we just wanted to absolve ourselves of that.

所以我們只是想免除自己的責任。

Their apologies were not up to 2019 standards.

他們的道歉沒有達到2019年的標準。

Their apologies were frankly bullshit.

他們的道歉說白了就是扯淡。

But The Little Rock Nine forgave them

但小石城九號原諒了他們

for all the terrible things they did.

為他們所做的一切可怕的事情。

And that is more than fucking I ever would have done.

而這比我他媽的做的還要多。

So in 1999, President Bill Clinton gave

所以在1999年，比爾-克林頓總統給

each of The Little Rock Nine the Congressional Gold Medal,

小石城九號每個人都獲得了國會金獎。

because what they went through was fucking amazing.

因為他們經歷了什麼 是他媽的驚人的。

It's shocking that anyone

令人震驚的是，有人

went through it, much less children.

經歷過，更不用說孩子了。

Cannot point out enough that they were children.

不能不說他們是孩子。

So The Little Rock Nine wins.

所以 "小石九 "贏了。

Everyone else is a piece of shit.

其他人都是一坨屎。

The end.

結束。

Racism's fixed and everything's fine (laughs).

種族主義修好了，一切都好了（笑）。

- Oh cool, happy 2019.

- 哦，酷，2019年快樂。

Isn't it cool.

是不是很酷。

- (laughs) Happy 2019.

- (笑)2019年快樂。

I dunno what I was saying,

我不知道我在說什麼。

but I love margaritas, and Black people.

但我喜歡瑪格麗特酒，和黑人。

Hello, today we're going to talk about Claudette Colvin.

大家好，今天我們要聊的是克勞德特-科爾文。

Guess what?

你猜怎麼著？

In Montgomery, Alabama, in 1955,

1955年，在阿拉巴馬州的蒙哥馬利。

a young Black woman became the first person who was arrested

一位年輕的黑人婦女成為第一個被逮捕的人。

for not giving up her seat to a white lady on the bus.

因為她沒有把座位讓給公車上的一位白人女士。

That young woman's name is Claudette Colvin.

那位年輕女士的名字叫克勞德特-科爾文。

Claudette Colvin is a 15 year old bespectacled teenager.

克勞德特-科爾文是一個15歲的圍脖少女。

Uh-oh, let me say it.

嗯，哦，讓我說。

Bespectacled teenager.

臉譜化的少年。

It's a hard word, bespectacled.

這是個很難的詞，面目全非。

She takes the bus home from school.

她從學校坐公車回家。

So her friends are like, all right,

所以，她的朋友們都喜歡，所有的權利。

we're having a fun trip to home, uh-oh, a white lady.

我們有一個有趣的旅行回家， 呃，哦，一個白人女士。

A white lady gets on the bus.

一個白人女士上了公車。

The white lady is like, hey,

白娘子很喜歡，嘿嘿。

you guys have to move because I'm white.

你們必須移動 因為我是白人。

Claudette's friends leave.

Claudette的朋友們離開了。

But Claudette stays and is like, you know what?

但克勞德特留下來，是像，你知道嗎？

I paid my fare the same as this white lady paid her fare.

我付的車費和這位白人女士付的車費一樣。

So Claudette's like (bleep)you,

所以Claudette就像(嗶)你一樣。

I'm (bleep) sitting, have a seat.

我(嗶)坐，請坐。

White lady's like, I will not have a seat.

白女士的喜歡，我不會有一個座位。

The bus driver's like, I'm gonna get the cops.

公車司機的樣子，我要去找警察。

So the cops are like, move.

所以，警察都喜歡，移動。

Claudette's like, I shall not be moved.

克勞德特的喜歡，我不會被感動。

And they drag her off the bus.

然後他們把她拖下了車。

The only thing she knows to do is to go,

她唯一知道的就是去。

it's my constitutional right.

這是我的憲法權利。