Name: 最好的琥珀拉芬 - 醉酒史。 (The Best of Amber Ruffin - Drunk History)
Uploaded: 2021-02-06T18:16:20.000Z
Duration: 23 min 15 s

- Oh, what your drinking tastes like poop.

- 哦，你喝的東西味道像大便。

What is your drink of choice this evening?

but not just a margarita, a spicy margarita.

但不只是一杯瑪格麗特， 辣瑪格麗特。

- Now, why do you go spicy on your margaritas?

- 你為什麼要在瑪格麗特酒上加辣？

- Thank you for asking, 'cause I felt like it.

- 謝謝你問我，因為我想這樣做。

And I'm here to talk about The Little Rock Nine.

而我在這裡要談的是 "小石城九號"。

(琥珀唱)再來一個，再來一個。

- 我們的故事從阿肯色州開始。

It's 1957, the Supreme Court has just ruled

現在是1957年，最高法院剛剛作出判決

in the case of Brown Vs. The Board of Education

在Brown Vs. The Board of Education一案中。

So their local NAACP went out to the black community

所以他們當地的有色人種協進會去了黑人社區。

and found nine kids to go to Central High School,

the premier high school in Little Rock, Arkansas.

阿肯色州小石城首屈一指的高中。

So these kids are like, we are The Little Rock Nine.

所以這些孩子就像，我們是小石城九號。

We are fucking nine visions of black excellence.

我們是他媽的9個卓越黑人的願景。

and we'll change the world, it'll be great.

我們將改變世界，這將是偉大的。

So then the governor of Arkansas, Orval Faubus,

所以，當時阿肯色州的州長，Orval Faubus。

finds out that these kids are planning to integrate.

you can fart all you want it in a fart bus.

你可以放屁所有你想要的，它在一個放屁巴士。

on September 4th, 1957, the first day of school.

there is an ass load of angry white people.

This angry white mob was like, we don't like you.

這群憤怒的白人暴徒就像，我們不喜歡你。

Meanwhile, on the other side of school, Elizabeth Eckford,

與此同時，在學校的另一邊，伊麗莎白-埃克福德。

the ninth of The Little Rock Nine is like,

哦，他媽的，我在這裡所有的人。

Oh my God, there's a huge mob of white people.

哦，我的上帝，有一個巨大的白人暴徒。

我是說，我是白人，你是黑人。

So she gathers herself, and this girl is G'd up,

所以她收拾好自己，這個女孩就G了。

fucking face stone cold, and walking through these people

他媽的臉色鐵青，走過這些人的身邊

who wanna pick her up and break her in two,

And she sees the Arkansas National Guard.

她還看到了阿肯色州國民警衛隊。

They must be here to help me, she thinks.

hey, these white people trying to kill me, please save me.

嘿，這些白人想殺我， 請救我。

They are letting other white students in.

If anybody needs to be guarded, it's me here now.

如果有人需要被保護，那現在就是我了。

And the white people are surrounding her,

and they're like, we don't like you, you are poopy.

他們很喜歡，我們不喜歡你， 你是大便。

感謝上帝，我終於可以離開這裡了。

but also, fucking fuck, can I just get a fucking education?

但同時，他媽的他媽的，我可以只是得到一個他媽的教育？

So that was the first attempt and they lost.

所以這是第一次嘗試，他們輸了。

They regroup, they go at it again in a week.

The Little Rock Police force escorts the children

let me catch you out on the street any other day,

and then who knows what, but today we'll take care of you.

然後誰知道是什麼，但今天我們會照顧你。

the crazy angry white mob does not act a fool.

瘋狂憤怒的白人暴徒不會裝傻。

But the angry mob, they break through the police line

但憤怒的暴徒，他們突破了警察的防線。

And they're like (screams) we hate Black people so much,

他們就像（尖叫聲）我們恨黑人這麼多。

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