Name: 柯南工作室推出歷史播客叫 "大屌史"--"柯南-奧布萊恩需要一個朋友" (Conan Workshops A History Podcast Called "Big Dick History" – "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend")
Uploaded: 2021-02-05T21:35:30.000Z
Duration: 10 min 2 s

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People are talking about how they'd love to hear you do a history podcast, Conan.

人們都在談論他們是多麼喜歡聽你做一個歷史播客，柯南。

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We might have mixed feelings about that, and you just kind of moonlighting with another podcast.

我們可能有複雜的感覺， 你只是一種兼職 與另一個播客。

But other than that does that is that something you'd be interested in?

但除此之外，這是否是你感興趣的東西？

Well, first of all, I'd like to point out that they didn't say in addition to it could mean they want this one to end.

好吧，首先，我想指出的是，他們沒有說除了這可能意味著他們希望這一個結束。

And they want something with a little more fiber in it.

而他們想要的東西多一點纖維在裡面。

I I always go to the negative right away.

When someone says, Hey, you know, you'd be really good at I think you mean you don't like the thing I'm doing now.

當有人說："嘿，你知道，你會很擅長... ...我想你的意思是你不喜歡我現在做的事情。

That's probably, uh, come across during our ramblings on the podcast the last couple of years.

這大概是，呃，在我們過去幾年在播客上的漫談中遇到的。

I also I'm a consumer of history podcasts.

我也我是一個歷史播客的消費者。

I've said this before, but I absolutely love Dan Carlin's hardcore history on I recommend that podcast.

我以前說過，但我絕對喜歡丹-卡林在我推薦那個播客上的硬核歷史。

Um, that guy tells a great tale, and I've learned so much from listening to Dan Carlin and then I actually wrote him a fan letter on.

嗯，那傢伙講的故事很精彩，我聽丹-卡林講了很多，然後我居然給他寫了一封粉絲信，上。

I have an old cookie typewriter and I typed him a fan letter, and then, uh, this is about two years ago.

我有一臺老式餅乾打字機 我給他打了一封粉絲信 然後，呃，這是兩年前的事了。

And then I think, like a month later, I get this letter in the mail and it's from Dan Carlin and I'm jumping around the kitchen going.

然後我想，就像一個月後， 我得到這封信在郵件中，它是從丹・卡林 和我跳來跳去的廚房去。

Dan Carlin wrote me back, and my wife's like, What is your problem?

丹-卡林給我回信，我妻子說，你有什麼問題？

Three other one I've been listening to recently is, you know, I just took a long car trip with my kids.

另外三個我最近一直在聽的是，你知道，我剛剛帶著孩子們坐了一次長途汽車旅行。

So we took this long car ride and we were in the car together and we started listening to this podcast.

所以我們坐了很久的車，我們一起在車上開始聽這個播客。

那是一個叫邁克-鄧肯的人寫的。

And I think the point I'm trying to make is, uh, when people say, Hey, Conan, you should do a history podcast.

我覺得我想說的是，呃，當人們說，嘿，柯南，你應該做一個歷史播客。

I've listened to really people that should be doing history podcasts like Dan Carlin and Mike Duncan and man Mike Duncan.

我聽過真正的人，應該是做歷史播客，如丹-卡林和邁克-鄧肯和人邁克-鄧肯。

Uh, he did one on the English Civil war, and it's It gets so complicated and it's fascinating.

呃，他做了一個關於英國內戰， 它是它變得如此複雜，它的迷人。

But there's like a whole bunch of episodes explaining how incredibly complicated it all waas to the point where I thought, Can't just skips, um stuff and just get to the battles.

但有像一大堆的情節解釋如何令人難以置信的複雜，這一切瓦斯的點，我想，不能只是跳過，嗯東西，只是得到的戰鬥。

But then he did one of the French Revolution.

但後來他做了一個法國大革命的。

He hasn't even gotten to the Revolution yet.

And, yeah, and, uh, but he really takes his time and it's brilliant.

而且，是的，而且，呃，但他真的需要他的時間，它的輝煌。

他是... ...我為邁克-鄧肯放棄了。

He's a brilliant guy, but man, very intelligent, and he really knows his stuff, and I think that's where I get intimidated.

他是個聰明的傢伙，但人，非常聰明，他真的很懂事，我想這就是我被嚇到的地方。

That's where I think I know some stuff about history, and I can maybe shuck and jive and bounce around, and but it's not going to be credible.

這就是我自認為知道一些歷史知識的地方，我也許可以胡說八道，亂彈一通，但這是不會可信的。

Let's have a little taste before we say, What era would I start with?

我們先來品味一下再說，我會從什麼年代開始？

I've got Sona who doesn't know about anything that happened before in sync, formed.

我已經讓不知道以前發生過什麼事情的索娜在同步，形成了。

Now, I know you know some stuff, but you kind of know some stuff.

現在，我知道你知道一些東西，但你也算是知道一些東西。

So keep in mind whatever podcast we do, it's gonna be the three of us doing a history podcast.

所以請記住，無論我們做什麼播客，都會是我們三個人做一個歷史播客。

And we're going to say, Hey, Conan O'Brien here today.

我們要說的是，嘿，柯南-奧布萊恩今天在這裡。

And we're talking about the Russian Revolution White An incredible revolution.

而我們說的是俄國革命白一場不可思議的革命。

And I'm here with my team of history experts, son, Um obsession God s own a your you know about the Russian Revolution, right?

我和我的歷史專家團隊在這裡，兒子，嗯，迷戀上帝的自己的一個你你知道俄羅斯革命，對不對？

他們在俄羅斯進行了一場革命。

Well, you know, it's all relative, but yes, it's sort of broke out during World War One.

嗯，你知道，這都是相對的，但是是的，它是在第一次世界大戰期間爆發的。

Many people say it was ah, tottering regime in World War One was going so badly that it pushed it over the edge.

很多人都說是啊，一戰中的圖騰政權發展得太糟糕了，把它推到了邊緣。

But yeah, you know, 1917, I think, is a 1918 around, then those air Russian Revolution years.

但是，是的，你知道，1917年，我想，是一個1918年左右，然後這些空氣俄羅斯革命年。

I stopped paying attention right after you said World War one.

在你說了第一次世界大戰之後，我就不再關注了。

See, this is how it would go now, Gourlay, you would jump in every now and then.

你看，這就是現在的情況，Gourlay，你會時不時地跳進來。

That's the one where they're all a bunch of wooden dolls that lived inside each other.

那就是他們都是一群住在對方體內的木頭娃娃。

What happened was in Russia in the early 20th century.

Uh, basically, everyone was for forced to live inside of someone else, and they were all made of wood.

呃，基本上，每個人都是為了被迫住在別人的身體裡，而且他們都是木頭做的。

And so this became Now that that's how it waas for hundreds and hundreds of years.

所以這就成了現在，幾百年來都是如此。

But then, as you get into the 20th century and technology is improving, the little doll the smallest stall at the you know it.

但是，當你進入20世紀，科技不斷進步，小娃娃最小的攤位在你知道嗎。

The very center doesn't wanna live inside hundreds of thousands of other dolls.

非常中心不想活在其他幾十萬個娃娃裡面。

And and those other dolls don't wanna live inside.

而其他的娃娃也不想住在裡面。

And so the dolls start to rebel, and suddenly they burst open and all the Babushka dolls come out and they're fighting with each other.

於是，娃娃們開始反抗，突然，它們爆裂開來，所有的巴布什卡娃娃都出來了，他們互相打鬥。

I want to know when the Russian mail order bride system started.

我想知道俄羅斯的郵購新娘制度是什麼時候開始的。

比起這個，我對這個更感興趣。

Like revolution you're talking about at the time, Sona.

And so what would happen was that they would post a picture of a babushka lady made of wood, and someone in the United States would see it in their local newspaper.

所以會發生的事情是，他們會貼出一張木頭做的巴布什卡女士的照片，美國有人會在當地的報紙上看到它。

And they'd send a telegraph and say, I like that babushka, that one right there send her to me.

他們會發來電報，說："我喜歡那個巴布什卡，那個就在那裡，把她送給我。

I live on Delancey Street in Sioux Falls.

Send the Babushka doll to me and I will have sex with it.

把Babushka娃娃寄給我，我就和它做愛。

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