Placeholder Image

字幕列表 影片播放

自動翻譯
  • I'd like to address something here briefly.

    我想在這裡簡單說一下。

  • For the first time in quite a while

    很久以來第一次

  • everyone, and I mean everyone,

    每個人,我是說每個人。

  • not just business bros, everyone

    不光是生意人,大家都是

  • is talking about Wall Street and the stock market.

    正在談論華爾街和股市。

  • You probably already know this,

    你可能已經知道了。

  • but a group of small stock traders

    而是一群小股民

  • got together on the website Reddit

    在Reddit網站上聚在一起

  • and decided to buy stock in the company called Game Stop,

    並決定購買名為 "Game Stop "公司的股票。

  • which then caused some big time hedge funds

    然後引起了一些大的對沖基金

  • to lose billions of dollars.

    以損失數十億美元。

  • Well anyway, I think that's the basic gist

    好吧,無論如何,我想這是基本的要領。

  • of what's been happening.

    的發生了什麼。

  • And I have to say it's fascinating

    我不得不說,它是迷人的

  • that a small bunch of people on an internet message board

    小道消息網

  • can have such a huge impact on the stock market.

    能對股市產生如此巨大的影響。

  • What do you think, Andy?

    你覺得呢,安迪?

  • I said sell.

    我說賣。

  • Now buy!

    現在買!

  • Oh hey, Conan.

    哦,嘿,柯南

  • Yeah, none of the Game Stop controversy surprised me.

    是啊,Game Stop的爭議都沒有讓我吃驚。

  • I predicted it all on my show.

    我在我的節目中預測了這一切。

  • I'm sorry, what show?

    對不起,什麼節目?

  • This show, Andy Richter's Cuckoo Cash!

    這個節目,安迪-裡奇特的《杜鵑現金!》。

  • (intense music)

    (激烈的音樂)

  • [Announcer] Andy Richter's Cuckoo Cash.

    [播音員]安迪-裡希特的《杜鵑花》。

  • (cuckoo clock tweeting)

    (咕咕鐘鳴)

  • Welcome back to Cuckoo Cash

    歡迎回到杜鵑現金

  • where I go cuckoo to make you cash.

    在那裡,我去杜鵑讓你現金。

  • Before we start, I've got

    在我們開始之前,我有

  • just a little business to attend to.

    只是一點小事要處理。

  • Buy, sell, buy, sell, bell, sigh, shut up, goodbye!

    買,賣,買,賣,鈴,嘆,閉嘴,再見!

  • Hey Conan.

    嘿,柯南

  • Yeah.

    是啊。

  • I just made a million bucks, lost it all,

    我剛剛賺了一百萬,全賠了。

  • made it back, and then lost most of it again.

    做回來了,然後又失去了大部分。

  • And that's a profit of 30 bucks.

    那就是30塊錢的利潤。

  • Congratulations, Andy.

    恭喜你,安迪。

  • Now let's get cuckoo with some stock photos about stocks.

    現在讓我們用一些關於股票的股票照片來杜鵑。

  • [Announcer] Stock Stock Photos.

    [播音員] 庫存照片。

  • [Andy] This stock photo made me worried.

    這張照片讓我很擔心。

  • But this stock photo made me feel better.

    但這張股票照片讓我感覺更好。

  • And this stock photo made me hungry.

    而這張照片讓我餓了。

  • Now let's go to Cuckoo Cash correspondent, Conan O'Brien,

    現在,讓我們請出杜鵑現金記者柯南-奧布萊恩。

  • with some hilarious stock ticker symbols.

    與一些搞笑的股票行情符號。

  • Thanks Andy.

    謝謝安迪。

  • Here's some hilarious ticker symbols.

    這裡有一些搞笑的股票符號。

  • Burlington Universal Replacement Parts.

    Burlington通用備件。

  • [Announcer] Stocks!

    股票!

  • Toledo Ukulele Refurbishment and Distribution.

    托萊多尤克裡裡琴翻新和配送。

  • [Announcer] Stocks!

    股票!

  • Philadelphia Occupational Orthopedics and Prosthetics.

    費城職業矯形和修復學。

  • [Announcer] Stocks!

    股票!

  • And Franklin Unified Consortium Riveters.

    而富蘭克林統一財團的鉚工。

  • [Announcer] Stocks!

    股票!

  • Thanks Conan.

    謝謝柯南

  • Now let's go back to Conan O'Brien

    現在讓我們回到柯南-奧布萊恩的問題上

  • for our Buy or Bye segment.

    為我們的 "買或拜 "環節。

  • [Announcer] Buy or Bye!

    [播音員]不買就不買!

  • Conan, would you buy these stocks or say bye to them?

    柯南,你會買這些股票還是說拜拜?

  • Nokia. Buy.

    諾基亞。購。

  • Apple. Buy.

    蘋。購。

  • Ford. Buy.

    福特買。

  • Pfizer. Buy.

    輝瑞。買。

  • Exxon. Buy.

    埃克森買。

  • Intel. Buy.

    英特爾買。

  • Tesla. Buy.

    特斯拉。買。

  • Facebook. Buy.

    臉譜網。買。

  • Macy's. Buy.

    梅西百貨。買。

  • Visa. Buy.

    簽證。購買。

  • Viacom. Buy.

    Viacom.買。

  • Uber. Buy.

    Uber購。

  • Wow Conan, you would buy all of them?

    哇,柯南,你會全部買下?

  • No, at least half of those were saying goodbye to them.

    不,至少有一半的人在和他們說再見。

  • (Andy laughing)

    (安迪笑)

  • Wow, stocks.

    哇,股票。

  • [Announcer] Stocks!

    股票!

  • Now it's time to give a shout out

    現在是時候給大家點個讚了

  • to our sponsor, Mind Bulge.

    獻給我們的贊助商,Mind Bulge。

  • (explosion sound)

    (爆炸聲)

  • [Announcer] Mind Bulge!

    [播音員] 心靈突起!

  • Mind Bulge, the only brain increasing supplement

    Mind Bulge,唯一的腦力增強劑

  • that will bulge your mind.

    會讓你的心靈鼓脹。

  • Mind Bulge.

    心靈凸起。

  • [Announcer] Mind Bulge!

    [播音員] 心靈突起!

  • They're not staring at your bulge.

    他們不是盯著你的隆起。

  • They're staring at your mind, Mind Bulge.

    他們在盯著你的頭腦,心球。

  • [Announcer] Mind Bulge!

    [播音員] 心靈突起!

  • Is illegal in 50 states,

    在50個州是非法的。

  • but it is legal in the only state that counts:

    但它是合法的 在唯一的狀態,計數。

  • the state of your bulge.

    你的隆起狀態。

  • Available at bus stops.

    公車站有。

  • (explosion sound)

    (爆炸聲)

  • [Announcer] Mind Bulge!

    [播音員] 心靈突起!

  • And that's all for this episode of Cuckoo Cash.

    這期《杜鵑現金》就到這裡了。

  • Until next time, remember,

    直到下一次,記住。

  • don't just count your blessing,

    不要只算你的福氣。

  • count your cash!

    數錢

  • [Announcer] Andy Richter's Cuckoo Cash.

    [播音員]安迪-裡希特的《杜鵑花》。

I'd like to address something here briefly.

我想在這裡簡單說一下。

字幕與單字
自動翻譯

影片操作 你可以在這邊進行「影片」的調整,以及「字幕」的顯示

B2 中高級 中文 TeamCoco 股票 播音員 柯南 心靈 安迪

安迪預測的GameStop股票市場的爭議 - CONAN在TBS的 (Andy Predicted The GameStop Stock Market Controversy - CONAN on TBS)

  • 2 1
    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 02 月 05 日
影片單字