Name: 惱人的橙色--故事時間。驚天蜘蛛俠！ (Annoying Orange - Storytime: The Amazing Spider-Man!)
Uploaded: 2021-02-05T19:11:12.000Z
Duration: 5 min 21 s

- Hey everybody and welcome to story time.

- 大家好，歡迎來到故事時間。

- Dude, would you watch where you're swinging?

- 老兄，你能不能注意一下你揮舞的方向？

- Sorry, didn't mean to bug you. (laughing)

- 對不起，不是故意要打擾你。（笑）

- (groaning) Well, I'm glad to see you're excited

- Yeah, you might say I'm really getting into

- 是啊，你可以說我真的進入了

- (groaning) I take it this means you did

- （呻吟）我認為這意味著你做了。

the required reading for today's episode for once?

I pretty much remember it from the first time

第一次的時候我就記得很清楚了

there was a high school kid named Peter Parker.

但他在科學方面是超級優秀的。

梨子，到目前為止，我做得怎麼樣？

- [Orange] One day, Peter Parker went to a science fair,

- 有一天，彼得・帕克去參加一個科學展。

but there was no concession stand or anything.

Finally he bit into a radioactive spider.

最後他咬住了一隻放射性蜘蛛。

- [Pear] Okay, that's what I thought you said.

- 好吧，我以為你是這麼說的。

- [Orange] And because the spider was radioactive,

Peter Parker accrued the powers of the spider.

Dude, those aren't the super powers he got.

夥計，這些都不是他的超能力。

True or false, Peter Parker got spider superpowers?

是真是假，彼得-帕克有蜘蛛超能力？

我的意思是，它不喜歡他突然之間

He did start eating flies by the bowlful.

他確實開始一碗一碗地吃蒼蠅。

蒼蠅是一種令人厭惡的東西，吃。

- Pear, we're talking about a guy who bit a spider.

- 梨子，我們說的是一個咬蜘蛛的人。

You really think he's going to be grossed out

Now if you don't mind, I will continue the list

現在如果你不介意的話，我將繼續這個名單

of spider powers that Peter Parker accrued.

And most importantly, he gained the ability

to shoot spider webbing out of this butt.

- [Pear] (groaning) Close enough, I guess.

but he got into the swing of things soon enough. (giggling)

但他很快就進入了狀態。（咯咯地笑）

just as he gained the powers of a spider,

he also gained the downsides of being a spider.

- [Pear] Growing a thorax wasn't already a downside?

- 梨子]長出胸腔不是已經是缺點了嗎？

The thorax is a very important body part.

胸部是一個非常重要的身體部位。

- [Orange] Sadly, Peter Parker got the bad spider stuff too.

- 不幸的是，彼得・帕克也得到了壞蜘蛛的東西。

Like the ability to be easily trapped under a water glass.

比如能夠輕易地被困於水杯之下。

- [Orange] Also, he lost the ability to speak.

- 還有，他失去了說話的能力。

His brain shrunk to the size of a sesame seed,

and his lifespan reduced to approximately one to two years.

而他的壽命減少到大約一到兩年。

- Dude, this is the worst superhero of all time.

- 夥計，這是有史以來最差的超級英雄。

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