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  • - Hey everybody and welcome to story time.

    - 大家好,歡迎來到故事時間。

  • I'm Pear.

    我是梨子。

  • - And I'm Spider Orange, wee! (laughing)

    - 而我是蜘蛛橙,小威!(笑)

  • - Dude, would you watch where you're swinging?

    - 老兄,你能不能注意一下你揮舞的方向?

  • - Sorry, didn't mean to bug you. (laughing)

    - 對不起,不是故意要打擾你。(笑)

  • - (groaning) Well, I'm glad to see you're excited

    - 我很高興看到你很興奮。

  • for today's episode, Orange.

    今天的節目,橙子。

  • - Yeah, you might say I'm really getting into

    - 是啊,你可以說我真的進入了

  • the swing of things. (laughing)

    事情的擺動。(笑)

  • Wee!

    小威!

  • - (groaning) I take it this means you did

    - (呻吟)我認為這意味著你做了。

  • the required reading for today's episode for once?

    今天一集的必讀書目?

  • - Nah, it was too long.

    - 不,它太長了。

  • - Dude, it's a comic book.

    - 夥計,這是一本漫畫書。

  • - Oh, well in that case,

    - 哦,好吧,在這種情況下。

  • it had too many pictures. (laughing)

    它有太多的圖片。(笑)

  • - You didn't even open it, did you?

    - 你甚至沒有打開它,是嗎?

  • - No need, Pear.

    - 不用了 梨子

  • I pretty much remember it from the first time

    第一次的時候我就記得很清楚了

  • I didn't read it as a kid. (laughing)

    我小時候沒讀過。(笑)

  • - Oh yeah?

    - 哦,是嗎?

  • So what's the title?

    那麼題目是什麼?

  • - The uh, Annoying Spider-Man.

    - 呃,討厭的蜘蛛俠。

  • - Close, but also way off.

    - 接近了,但也差了很多。

  • It's the Amazing Spider-man.

    是《超凡蜘蛛俠》。

  • - We'll see about that. (laughing)

    - 我們會看到這一點。(笑)

  • - (groaning) Great.

    - (呻吟)太好了

  • - Once upon a time,

    - 很久以前

  • there was a high school kid named Peter Parker.

    有一個高中生叫彼得・帕克。

  • Now, he wasn't exactly the coolest

    現在,他並不是最酷的。

  • or the biggest kid at school,

    或者是學校裡最大的孩子。

  • but he was super good at science.

    但他在科學方面是超級優秀的。

  • How am I doing so far, Pear?

    梨子,到目前為止,我做得怎麼樣?

  • - This is actually pretty spot on.

    - 這其實是很到位的。

  • - Told ya I remembered it.

    - 我說過我記得的

  • My mind is a steel scrap.

    我的腦子裡是一片廢鋼。

  • - Uh, that's not how it--

    - 呃,這不是它如何 -

  • - [Orange] One day, Peter Parker went to a science fair,

    - 有一天,彼得・帕克去參加一個科學展。

  • but there was no concession stand or anything.

    但沒有優惠攤位或任何東西。

  • So he got super hungry.

    所以他就超級餓了。

  • (stomach growling)

    (肚子咕咕叫)

  • Finally he bit into a radioactive spider.

    最後他咬住了一隻放射性蜘蛛。

  • - [Pear] Come again?

    - 又來了?

  • - [Orange] He bit a radioactive spider.

    - 他咬了一隻放射性蜘蛛。

  • - [Pear] Okay, that's what I thought you said.

    - 好吧,我以為你是這麼說的。

  • See, that's not exactly--

    你看,這不完全是...

  • - [Orange] And because the spider was radioactive,

    - 因為蜘蛛具有放射性。

  • Peter Parker accrued the powers of the spider.

    彼得-帕克積累了蜘蛛的力量。

  • Eight limbs, eight eyeballs,

    八個肢體,八個眼球。

  • the ability to scare people

    嚇人能力

  • when the bathroom light comes on.

    當浴室的燈亮起。

  • - [Pear] Yeah, I think we're gonna need

    - 是的,我想我們需要...

  • to tap the brakes here.

    在這裡踩剎車。

  • Dude, those aren't the super powers he got.

    夥計,這些都不是他的超能力。

  • - [Orange] Well sure they are.

    - 當然,他們是。

  • True or false, Peter Parker got spider superpowers?

    是真是假,彼得-帕克有蜘蛛超能力?

  • - Sure. But not those powers.

    - 當然,但不是那些權力。

  • He got all the cool ones.

    他得到了所有很酷的。

  • I mean, it's not like he suddenly

    我的意思是,它不喜歡他突然之間

  • started eating flies or something.

    開始吃蒼蠅什麼的。

  • - That's where you're wrong, mon-Pear.

    - 這就是你錯的地方,蒙梨。

  • He did start eating flies by the bowlful.

    他確實開始一碗一碗地吃蒼蠅。

  • - [Pear] No he didn't.

    - 不,他沒有

  • Why would he do that?

    他為什麼要這麼做?

  • Flies are a disgusting thing to eat.

    蒼蠅是一種令人厭惡的東西,吃。

  • - Pear, we're talking about a guy who bit a spider.

    - 梨子,我們說的是一個咬蜘蛛的人。

  • You really think he's going to be grossed out

    你真的認為他會被噁心到嗎?

  • by the thought of eating a fly?

    由吃蒼蠅的想法?

  • - Good point.

    - 有道理。

  • - Boo yeah.

    - 布是。

  • Now if you don't mind, I will continue the list

    現在如果你不介意的話,我將繼續這個名單

  • of spider powers that Peter Parker accrued.

    彼得-帕克積累的蜘蛛力量的。

  • He grew up thorax.

    他長大了胸腔。

  • He lost the ability to speak.

    他失去了說話的能力。

  • And most importantly, he gained the ability

    而最重要的是,他獲得了能力

  • to shoot spider webbing out of this butt.

    從這個屁股裡射出蜘蛛網。

  • - [Pear] (groaning) Close enough, I guess.

    - [梨](呻吟)差不多了,我想。

  • - [Orange] So he went out on the town,

    - 於是他就去了城裡。

  • shooting butt webs all over the place.

    射出的屁股網到處都是。

  • He wasn't great at first,

    他一開始並不出色。

  • but he got into the swing of things soon enough. (giggling)

    但他很快就進入了狀態。(咯咯地笑)

  • (Pear groaning)

    (梨子的呻吟聲)

  • Oh, but here's the thing,

    哦,但這裡的東西。

  • just as he gained the powers of a spider,

    就像他獲得蜘蛛的力量一樣。

  • he also gained the downsides of being a spider.

    他也獲得了作為蜘蛛的缺點。

  • - [Pear] Growing a thorax wasn't already a downside?

    - 梨子]長出胸腔不是已經是缺點了嗎?

  • - [Orange] Of course not, Pear.

    - 當然不是,梨子。

  • The thorax is a very important body part.

    胸部是一個非常重要的身體部位。

  • Plus, the ladies love it.

    而且,女士們都喜歡。

  • - [Pear] Good grave.

    - [梨]好墳墓。

  • - [Orange] Sadly, Peter Parker got the bad spider stuff too.

    - 不幸的是,彼得・帕克也得到了壞蜘蛛的東西。

  • Like the ability to be easily trapped under a water glass.

    比如能夠輕易地被困於水杯之下。

  • - [Pear] (groaning) This used to be

    - [梨](呻吟)這曾經是

  • one of my favorite origin stories.

    我最喜歡的起源故事之一。

  • - [Orange] Also, he lost the ability to speak.

    - 還有,他失去了說話的能力。

  • His brain shrunk to the size of a sesame seed,

    他的大腦縮成了芝麻大小。

  • and his lifespan reduced to approximately one to two years.

    而他的壽命減少到大約一到兩年。

  • - Dude, this is the worst superhero of all time.

    - 夥計,這是有史以來最差的超級英雄。

  • - What do you want from me?

    - 你想從我這裡得到什麼?

  • The guy could have bit into a

    這傢伙可能已經咬到一個

  • radioactive Nobel prize winner or something,

    放射性諾貝爾獎得主什麼的。

  • but he opted for a dumb old spider.

    但他選擇了一隻愚蠢的老蜘蛛。

  • Actions have consequences, Pear.

    行動是有後果的,梨子。

  • With great power comes, um, something, something, something.

    有了強大的力量就會有,嗯,什麼,什麼,什麼。

  • - (groaning) Listen, can we just get to the part

    - (呻吟)聽著,我們可以只得到的部分。

  • where he fights bad guys, please?

    他和壞人打架的地方,請問?

  • - Sure thing.

    - 當然可以

  • There are no shortage of enemies,

    其中不乏敵人。

  • and Peter Parker took 'em all on as Spider-Man.

    彼得・帕克把他們都當成了蜘蛛俠。

  • There was Lizard.

    有蜥蜴。

  • - [Pear] I think you mean The Lizard, right?

    - 我想你說的是蜥蜴吧?

  • - [Orange] Nah, pretty sure it's just Lizard.

    - 不,我很確定是蜥蜴

  • Other enemies included chickadees, bluebird, trout.

    其他敵人包括雞鴨、藍鳥、鱒魚。

  • - [Pear] Hold up.

    - [梨]等一下。

  • These aren't Spider-man villains.

    這些不是蜘蛛俠的惡棍。

  • They're just--

    他們只是...

  • - [Orange] Natural predators of the spider.

    - [橙色]蜘蛛的天敵。

  • I know!

    我知道!

  • Don't worry Pear, I got this.

    梨子,別擔心,我知道了。

  • Blackbird, gecko, other spiders.

    黑鳥、壁虎、其他蜘蛛。

  • - Stop!

    - 停下來!

  • (record scratching)

    (唱片刮刮樂)

  • Spider-Man did not swing around the city,

    蜘蛛俠並沒有在城市裡盪來盪去。

  • shooting webbing from his butt,

    從他的屁股裡射出網狀物。

  • battling the natural predators of the spider.

    與蜘蛛的天敵搏鬥。

  • - Well sure he did, just not for very long.

    - 嗯,他當然有,只是時間不長。

  • - Oh, and why's that?

    - 哦,那是為什麼呢?

  • Are you gonna tell me he got defeated by trout?

    你要告訴我他被鱒魚打敗了嗎?

  • - [Orange] No, although trout is

    - [橙色]不,雖然鱒魚是

  • a fearsome in formidable foe,

    勁敵

  • Spider-Man met his match when he got trapped

    蜘蛛人被困時遇到了他的對手

  • underneath a water glass.

    在水杯下面。

  • - [Pear] Oh my gosh.

    - 哦,我的天哪。

  • A water glass?

    一個水杯?

  • Come on.

    來吧。

  • At least tell me his escape

    至少告訴我他的逃跑計劃吧

  • from the water glass was exciting.

    水杯裡的水很刺激。

  • - Not really. He never escaped.

    - 並非如此。他從來沒有逃過。

  • He was under there awhile and, well,

    他在下面呆了一會兒,然後,好了。

  • you know what I was saying earlier

    你知道我剛才說的

  • about his severely reduced lifespan.

    關於他嚴重減少的壽命。

  • - So that's it?

    - 就這樣了?

  • That's the entire story of the amazing Spider-man.

    這就是神奇蜘蛛俠的全部故事。

  • - Yep.

    - 是的。

  • - What, may I ask was so so amazing

    - 我可以問一下,什麼是如此如此驚人的

  • about a so-called superhero who fought a trout,

    關於一個所謂的超級英雄與鱒魚戰鬥的故事。

  • got trapped under a glass and promptly died?

    被困於玻璃之下,並立即死亡?

  • How on earth did he get the title of superhero anyway?

    他到底是怎麼得到超級英雄這個稱號的?

  • - You're right, Pear, it defies logic.

    - 你說的對,梨子,這不符合邏輯。

  • - I'll say.

    - 我會說。

  • - It's incredible.

    - 太不可思議了

  • - Exactly.

    - 就是這樣

  • One might even say it's amazing. (laughing)

    甚至可以說是驚人的。(笑)

  • - Oh my gosh.

    - 哦,我的天哪。

  • - [Orange] The end. (laughing)

    - [橙色]結束。(笑)

  • (upbeat music)

    (歡快的音樂)

- Hey everybody and welcome to story time.

- 大家好,歡迎來到故事時間。

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