Name: 每一個蟹皇堡都是由GROSSNESS排名的!?| 海綿寶寶 (Every Krabby Patty Ranked by GROSSNESS! ? | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2021-02-05T19:08:04.000Z
Duration: 7 min 42 s

Everybody gets it, our patties are perfect.

大家都懂的，我們的餅是完美的。

no Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten.

No, thanks. It's so delicious I think I'll save the rest for later.

不用了，謝謝。太好吃了，我想我要把剩下的留著以後吃。

Seahorse radish, the gnarliest stuff in the ocean!

I've got a jar of toenail clippings in my office.

我的辦公室裡有一罐腳趾甲剪報。

Well, fish it out and I'll dry it with me gym socks.

好吧，把它撈出來，我就用運動襪把它擦乾。

Why, that's the most diabolical, Krabby Patty ever spawned.

為什麼，這就是最邪惡的，蟹皇派的產生。

Step right up and get your new, improved patties.

快步走吧，讓你的新改進的餅。

Hm, a little bit different, but they taste familiar.

嗯，有點不一樣，但味道很熟悉。

You feeling okay 'cause there's sesame seeds

But I will give ya' these, Nature Patties!

但我要給你這些，大自然的餡餅！

It's like eating the inside of a lawn mower.

就像吃了割草機裡面的東西一樣。

在這裡，我們叫他們森林番茄。

Oh, you're going to love this, Spongy Patties!

哦，你一定會喜歡這個的，海綿餅！

Yeah. I want you to start using 'em instead of the other ones.

是的，我要你開始使用它們，而不是其他的。

- Where'd ya get them? - They were just the boxes of patties

- 你從哪裡弄來的？- 他們只是一盒餅

we didn't have room for in the freezer. They turned yellow.

我們沒有空間 在冷凍室。他們變成了黃色。

Got to keep those SpongeBob ice cubes somewhere, ya' know?

得把這些海綿寶寶冰塊放在某個地方，你知道嗎？

You mean to tell me, you actually expect people to pay $1.98

你的意思是說，你真的希望人們支付1.98美元？

- for a rotten patty? - Squidward, you're right!

- 為了一塊爛肉餅？- 章魚哥，你說的對！

This instant success must be scrambling my brains.

這瞬間的成功，一定讓我的腦子亂了。

SpongeBob, what happened to the Krabby Patties?

I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen!

Excuse me, ma'am, do you know what's in that Krabby Patty you're eating?

對不起，女士，你知道你吃的蟹皇堡裡有什麼嗎？

See that? Without all your smoke and mirrors,

看到了嗎？沒有你的煙霧和鏡子。

these patties ain't worth the paper, they're printed on.

這些餡餅不值錢的紙，他們是印刷的。

Never mind that now, I've got some new directions for ya.

不要緊，現在，我有一些新的方向給你。

Now, from now on, I want you to fry two patties

現在，從現在開始，我要你炸兩塊餅

我們賣出的每一個蟹皇堡，都會得到我們的獎勵。

One for the patty itself and the second just for grease.

一塊是給餅本身用的，第二塊只是給油脂用的。

Then slather the grease from the second patty onto the first one.

然後將第二塊餅上的油脂塗抹在第一塊餅上。

And voalora! It's a deluxe Krabby Patty with extra flavor!

還有valora！這是一個豪華的蟹皇堡，有額外的味道！

You're right! I can't imagine what makes 'em taste so good.

你說的沒錯！我無法想象是什麼讓他們的味道這麼好。

Hey world, Pretty Patties is the best idea ever!

嘿，世界上，Pretty Patties是最棒的主意!

Mr. Krabs, this wiener tastes just like a Krabby Patty!

蟹老闆，這個香腸的味道就像蟹皇堡！

也許我們可以把它們加到菜單上。

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