a crashed flying saucer.

一個墜毀的飛碟。

- Holy (bleep).

- 聖（嗶）。

(theme music)

(主題音樂)

- Good day to you, my friends.

- 朋友們，你們好。

My name is Duncan Trussell

我叫鄧肯-杜塞爾

and today, we're gonna talk about Timothy Leary.

今天，我們要談的是蒂莫西・李裡。

- I have a quick question I wanna ask you.

- 我有個小問題想問你。

How much is acid?

酸是多少？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

There's my answer.

這就是我的答案。

- Well, it should be free.

- 嗯，應該是免費的。

(Derek laughs)

(Derek笑)

- So, Timothy Leary was a professor at Harvard

- Timothy Leary是哈佛大學的教授

and he starts doing these amazing experiments with LSD.

他開始做這些驚人的實驗 與LSD。

So, Timothy Leary

所以，Timothy Leary

starts announcing to the world,

開始向全世界宣佈。

"There's no reason that you have to go to war

"你沒有理由非要去打仗

"and kill people you don't know.

"並殺死你不認識的人。

"We're all one thing, man.

"我們都是一個東西，夥計。

"I've learned this from this chemical.

"我是從這個化學藥品裡學到的。

"Tune in, turn on, drop out."

"調整，打開，退出。"

Nixon was president.

尼克松是總統。

So Richard Nixon said,

所以理查德-尼克松說：

"Timothy Leary must be stopped."

"必須阻止Timothy Leary"

Like, they wanted him in jail.

就像，他們希望他在監獄裡。

They're psychopaths!

他們是神經病！

You're dealing with a psych--

你面對的是一個心理...

You're dealing with like lunatics.

你在和瘋子一樣的人打交道。

Okay, so Timothy Leary is in Laguna Beach,

好吧 Timothy Leary在拉古納海灘 Okay, so Timothy Leary is in Laguna Beach,

gets pulled over by a cop, they plant joints on him.

被警察攔下，他們就會在他身上安插接頭。

The cop is like,

那個警察就像。

"Oh yeah, we found two roaches in your (bleep) car."

"哦，對了，我們在你的（嗶）車上發現了兩隻蟑螂。"

So Leary's like,

所以Leary的喜歡。

"Really?

"真的嗎？

"You're gonna arrest me for this?

"你要因為這個抓我？

"That's who you are?

"這就是你的身份？

"You asshole!"

"你這個混蛋！"

So he got put in jail

所以他被關進了監獄

and the sentence is 30 years.

並判處30年。

He goes to prison in San Luis Obisbal...

他被關進了聖路易斯-奧比斯巴爾的監獄... ...

Obispo.

奧比斯波。

San Luis Obisbal.

San Luis Obisbal.

(laughs)

（笑）

I can't sit up.

我坐不起來了。

So Leary is in prison, sitting in his bunk

所以Leary在監獄裡，坐在他的鋪位上。

thinking to himself,

心裡想著。

"Why am I in prison?

"我為什麼會在監獄裡？

"I'm in prison 'cause of some backwards bullshit,

"我在監獄裡，因為一些落後的廢話。

"narcicisstic (bleep) government

"自戀(嗶)政府"。

"that we're supposed to act like is the way things work

"我們應該表現得像事情的運作方式

"in this shit game we call the United States."

"在這個狗屎遊戲中，我們稱之為美國。"

So he starts planning an escape.

於是他開始計劃逃跑。

So like, he made friends with the people

所以，他和那些人交了朋友

who've been in prison the longest.

誰一直在監獄裡最長的。

They tell him like,

他們告訴他，像。

"Well, there's a cable that runs over the prison.

"嗯，監獄上空有一條電纜。

"That, if someone had the guts, they could crawl across

"如果有人有膽量的話，他們可以爬過...

"that wire and probably get free

"那條線，可能得到免費的

"and that's how you get out of here, baby."

"這就是你如何離開這裡，寶貝。"

- Calling him baby?

- 叫他寶貝？

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

Okay, so he meets every Sunday with his wife, Rosemary,

好吧，所以他每週日與他的妻子羅斯瑪麗見面。

and he's like,

和他一樣，

"I love you.

"我愛你。

"You're amazing, you're beautiful,

"你真厲害，你真漂亮。

"I want to get out of prison so let's raise some money

"我想出獄，所以我們要籌錢

"and figure out a way for someone to get me

"然後想辦法讓人把我抓起來

"the (bleep) out of this shit hole."

"離開這個鬼地方"

Rosemary raised $23,000, gave it to the Weather Underground.

羅斯瑪麗籌集了2萬3千美元，交給了地下氣象組織。

So the Weather Underground is a group of activist students.

所以，"地下氣象 "是一群活躍的學生。

They were like,

他們很喜歡。

"Listen, if you really want to get out of this prison,

"聽著，如果你真的想離開這個監獄。

"do it in late September

"在9月下旬進行

"because that's when the fogs come."

"因為那是當霧來了。"

And so he waits.

所以他在等待。

And he starts working out.

然後他開始鍛鍊身體。

So Timothy Leary was like, playing handball,

所以蒂莫西-李裡就像，打手球。

sit ups, working out in the day.

仰臥起坐，白天鍛鍊。

Timothy Leary's playing handball,

Timothy Leary在打手球。

doing (bleep) bench presses, sit ups, getting ripped.

做(嗶)臥推，仰臥起坐，被撕裂。

So on September 12th, 1970,

所以在1970年9月12日。

it's foggy, it's the perfect time to escape.

霧氣繚繞，正是逃亡的好時機。

So Dr. Timothy Leary decided,

所以蒂莫西-李裡博士決定。

"All right, I'm going to get the (bleep)

"好吧，我去拿（嗶）。

'out of this stupid shit hole."

'出這個愚蠢的狗屎洞。"

(dramatic music)

咍

So he creeps out of his cell.

於是他從牢房裡爬出來。

He gets out of there, goes out into the hallway,

他從那裡出來，走到走廊上。

and he looks around the hall.

他在大廳裡四處張望。

So he sneaks around into a doorway

所以他就偷偷摸摸地鑽進門縫裡

that opens up to the prison yard.

監獄的院子。

He runs across the prison yard in the dead of the night,

他在夜深人靜的時候跑過監獄的院子。

he avoids the lights, and climbs up a tree.

他避開了燈光，爬上了一棵樹。

He climbs up a tree.

他爬上了一棵樹。

And he's like on the rooftop, like a squirrel.

而他就像在屋頂上，像一隻松鼠。

Runs over the roof.

跑過屋頂。

And there's a wire.

還有一根電線。

So he gets to the cable, he begins to climb

所以他到了纜繩上，開始攀爬。

across the cable.

跨過電纜。

So he's hanging--

所以，他是掛 -

really think about this, man!

真的考慮一下，男人！

This is Galileo!

這是伽利略！

This is one of the smartest people that ever lived.

這是有史以來最聰明的人之一。

This is one of the smartest of us.

這是我們中最聰明的一個。

- I'm with you.

- 我支持你

- All right.

- 好吧，我知道了

So, halfway through the cable, he thinks to himself,

所以，在電纜的一半，他想。

"I'm out of energy.

"我沒力氣了。

"They're gonna poke me out here like a (bleep)

"他們會把我像個(嗶)一樣戳在這裡。

"sloth in a tree with a stick.

"樹上的樹懶，用一根棍子。

"I'm gonna die."

"我會死的。"

And then he found something deep inside.

然後他發現了內心深處的東西。

Some reservoir of energy and he's like,

一些能量庫，他就像。

"No, I'm gonna keep moving and I'm gonna climb

"不，我要繼續前進，我要攀登

"across this (bleep) cable."

"穿過這條（嗶嗶）電纜"

And that's what he did.

他就是這麼做的。

Climbed across the cable, dropped down.

爬過纜繩，落了下來。

So Leary's running down the (bleep) road.

所以Leary在（嗶嗶）路上跑來跑去。

Half mile, he's been training for this.

半英里，他一直在訓練這個。

Rocky Balbo--

Rocky Balbo --

(stutters)

（口吃）

(stammers) (laughter)

（結巴） （笑聲）

- [Derek] Now you have to say it.

- 現在你必須說出來。

- He's Rocky Balboa.

- 他是洛基-巴爾博亞

He's running down the street.

他在街上跑來跑去。

Van pulls up,

貨車停了下來。

it's the Weather Underground and they're like,

它的天氣地下，他們就像，

(laughs)

（笑）

"Let's go to Algeria, you idiot."

"我們去阿爾及利亞吧，你這個白痴。"

(laughs)

（笑）

So, they capture him again.

於是，他們又把他抓了起來。

He gets sentenced to Folsom.

他被判處福爾瑟姆。

And then Governor Jerry Brown gets him a pardon.

然後州長傑裡-布朗給他弄了個赦免。

He leaves a free man.

他離開了一個自由人。

He went to jail for nothing.

他白白進了監獄。

He was in prison 'cause he was too smart.

他進監獄是因為他太聰明瞭。

If being smart was illegal, we would be in the best

如果自作聰明是違法的，我們就會在最好的。

planet on earth.

地球上的星球。

Being smart is not illegal.

聰明並不違法。

Being dumb

啞巴

is legal.

是合法的。

- What are your dogs' names?

- 你的狗叫什麼名字？

- This is Fox and that's Gatsby.

- 這是福克斯，那是蓋茨比。

It's ruining everything.

它毀了一切。

I knew they would.

我知道他們會的。

- I thought they were being locked away in the basement?

- 我以為他們被鎖在地下室了呢？

- Well they got out.

- 好了，他們出來了。

They escaped.

他們逃跑了。

My (bleep) dogs escaped!

我的（嗶）狗跑了！

- Hello.

- 你好啊

Today we're gonna be talking about

今天我們要討論的是

the Roswell UFO crash of 1947.

1947年羅斯威爾UFO墜毀事件

(laughs)

（笑）

So Mac Brazel, a foreman for a sheep rancher,

所以Mac Brazel，一個牧羊人的領班。

he sees some metallic

他看到一些金屬

pieces laying upon his acreage.

鋪在他的土地上。

He's like,

他就像。

"Well this is very interesting.

"嗯，這很有意思。

"I mean, what the ding dong could this really be?

"我的意思是，這到底會是什麼鼎？

"There are some things going on on this ranch

"在這個牧場上發生了一些事情

"that defy human explanation."

"不符合人類的解釋"

So immediately, he contacts a local Army Air Force base,

所以，他立即聯繫了當地的陸軍空軍基地。

they sent out a guy named Major Jesse Marcel.

他們派了一個叫Jesse Marcel少校的人出來

A very decorated, very smart individual.

一個很有修養，很聰明的人。

The Major Jesse Marcel's like,

少校Jesse Marcel的喜歡。

"Well this is not from us.

"嗯，這不是我們的。

"This is not from the Air Force.

"這不是空軍的人。

"This is not from

"這不是從

"a crashed airplane.

"一架墜毀的飛機。

"This is not crash from satellites.

"這不是來自衛星的撞擊。

"This must be alien."

"這一定是外星人。"

So Major Jesse Marcel contacts the local paper and says,

所以傑西-馬塞爾少校聯繫了當地的報社，說。

"We have discovered

"我們已經發現

"a crashed flying saucer."

"墜毀的飛碟"

Holy (bleep).

聖（嗶）。

In the newspaper, they actually put

在報紙上，他們居然把

the military has recovered alien space crass--

軍方已經找到了外星空間墜毀 --

spacecraft that has crashed with wreckage.

墜毀的航天器，其殘骸。

The Pentagon is freaking out.

五角大樓嚇壞了。

So they're basically saying,

所以，他們基本上說。

"Oh, Jesus Christ.

"哦，耶穌基督。

"Project Mogul, you know that thing we're doing?

"大亨計劃，你知道我們在做的事情嗎？

"The

"The

"balloon that we're testing with microphones,

"我們正在用麥克風測試的氣球。

"trying to detect

"試圖發現

"Russian nuclear activity?

"俄羅斯的核活動？

"Our top secret project has crashed on a sheep rancher's

"我們的絕密項目在一個牧羊人的身上墜毀了

"property, man."

"財產，男人。"

This was the most

這是最

top secret

絕密

project going on at the time.

當時正在進行的項目。

And Project Mogul was

而Project Mogul是

a weather balloon, atmospheric craft

氣球

that was going to detect sound of a nuclear

探測核彈聲音的裝置

test going on

實驗中

with nuclear weapons.

用核武器。

All of a sudden, the Pentagon,

突然間，五角大樓。

they are swarming the area.

他們正在蜂擁而至的地區。

They're cornering off the whole area,

他們正在封鎖整個地區的角落。

they're picking up debris.

他們正在撿拾殘骸。

The Pentagon kept the Air Force in the dark

五角大樓把空軍矇在鼓裡。

about this whole thing.

關於這整個事情。

So Major Jesse Marcel said,

所以傑西-馬塞爾少校說。

"We are in the midst of a huge coverup.

"我們正處於一個巨大的掩飾之中。

"Holy (bleep), this is crazy."

"我靠（嗶），這太瘋狂了。"

Which, for the Pentagon, is exactly what they wanted.

對五角大樓來說，這正是他們想要的。

Secret military, alien.

祕密軍隊，外星人。

The perfect smokescreen.

完美的煙幕。

Years go on and on and

歲月如梭，歲月如梭

no one gave a (bleep).

沒有人給一個（嗶）。

The local town people sort of forgot about it

當地的鎮民都忘了這件事

and it wasn't a big deal.

而且這不是什麼大不了的事。

They're like,

他們就像。

"Oh yeah, well we're not really sure what happened,"

"哦，是的，我們也不太清楚發生了什麼"。

blah, blah, blah, everyone forgot about it.

諸如此類，大家都忘了。

Until 1978.

直到1978年。

Jesse Marcel, now a very aging man calls up

傑西-馬塞爾，現在是一個很老的男人，叫上了

famed UFOlogist, Stanton T. Friedman.

著名的UFO記錄者Stanton T. Friedman.

I need to tell you a bit of a story.

我得給你講個故事。

It's the story of the Roswell UFO crash.

這是羅斯維爾UFO墜毀的故事。

Stanton Friedman's like,

斯坦頓-弗裡德曼的喜歡。

"I'm all ears.

"我洗耳恭聽。

"Give me the juice.

"把果汁給我。

"Give me the juice that I so desire."

"給我我所渴望的果汁。"

Sorry, I'm lost.

對不起，我迷路了。

- We were talking about Roswell.

- 我們說的是羅斯威爾

(laughs)

（笑）

- And yeah.

- 而且是的。

(laughs)

（笑）

So Stanton Friedman flies down there

所以斯坦頓-弗裡德曼飛到了那裡

from northern California and is just like,

來自加州北部，就像。

"I'm loving this, this is a great situation."

"我很喜歡這樣，這是一個很好的局面。"

Marcel, he gives him the whole Roswell spiel.

馬塞爾，他給他講了整個羅斯韋爾的故事。

Stanton Friedman hears all about this and so he's like,

斯坦頓-弗裡德曼聽到了所有的事情，所以他就像。

"Paydirt.

"工資土。

"Eureka, I am going to write

"尤里卡，我要寫的是

"a book."

"一本書"

And write a book, he does.

還寫了一本書，他是這樣做的。

He writes a best seller.

他寫了一本暢銷書。

Roswell, now, which had been forgotten about

羅斯韋爾，現在，它已經被遺忘了。

for 30 years, becomes a huge deal.

30年，成為一個巨大的交易。

And thus is born a whole new generation of UFOlogists.

就這樣，新一代的UFO記錄者誕生了。

It must be an alien spacecraft

一定是外星飛船

from another planet.

來自另一個星球。

Capiche?

Capiche?

- [Derek] Capiche.

- [德里克]卡皮什。

- In 1995, citizens kept on writing in saying,

- 1995年，市民不斷地寫信說。

"Can you please tell us what happened with Roswell?"

"你能告訴我們羅斯韋爾發生了什麼嗎？"

So the Pentagon says,

所以五角大樓說。

"All right, you deserve to know.

"好吧，你應該知道。

"We will release all the Freedom of Information Act,"

"我們將公佈所有的資訊自由法"。

FOIA documents, they do so,

FOIA文件，他們這樣做。

and the whole story about Project Mogul comes out.

而關於 "大亨計劃 "的整個故事也就出來了。

The reality of the situation is is that

現實的情況是

extraterrestrial beings from another planet

外星生物

did not crash in the desert of Roswell, New Mexico.

沒有在新墨西哥州羅斯威爾的沙漠中墜毀。

And you know, now today, Roswell the town

你知道，今天，羅斯韋爾這個城市

refuses to acknowledge Project Mogul.

拒絕承認 "大亨計劃"。

So they are the ones projecting the UFO angle

所以他們才會從UFO的角度去推算

with all this stuff.

與所有這些東西。

Well this is

嗯，這是

kind of a rendition of the typical pleiadians gray alien.

有點像典型的懇切派灰色外星人的演繹。

He's got the teardrop, almond eyes,

他有一雙水滴型的杏眼。

the nose with the limited slits, and then the mouth.