landed in a row behind me,

落在我身後的一排。

a kid caught it and that (beep)

一個孩子抓住了它，並（嗶嗶）

asked me to sign it.

讓我簽字

(laughs)

（笑）

- Did you?

- 你有嗎？

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

Hey guys.

嘿，夥計們

Welcome to "Stir Crazy."

歡迎來到 "瘋狂攪拌"。

My guest today knows more about the NFL

今天我的嘉賓更瞭解NFL

than I know about VIN Diesel movies.

比我知道的VIN Diesel電影。

In other words, a lot.

換句話說，很多。

She's a sports caster and host extraordinaire,

她是個體育播音員，也是個非凡的主持人。

it's Erin Andrews, hey Erin.

我是艾琳-安德魯斯，嘿，艾琳。

- How are you? - It's good to see you.

- 你好嗎？ - 很高興見到你- 很高興見到你

Thanks for being here.

謝謝你來這裡。

- Great to see you, nice to do this, I'm so excited

- 很高興見到你，很高興這樣做，我很興奮。

- Well, I was gonna to say,

- 好吧，我是想說，

I mean, this is a big time for you.

我是說，這對你來說是個大時代。

This is like, you know the, everybody says

這就像，你知道的，每個人都說，。

like this, something, something is my Super Bowl.

像這樣的，東西，東西是我的超級碗。

This is literally your, this is the Super Bowl.

這簡直就是你的，這就是超級碗。

And it's it's you.

而這是它是你。

This is what you live for.

這就是你活著的目的。

- Yeah, you're right, here it is, baby.

- 是的，你是對的，在這裡，寶貝。

- So this is like me before an Avengers movie comes out.

- 所以這就像我在復仇者電影出來之前。

I feel like, all the feels.

我覺得，所有的感覺。

- Is Chris Hemsworth in an Avengers movie?

- 克里斯-海姆斯沃斯在復仇者電影中嗎？

'Cause I feel that too, but yeah, I will tell you,

"因為我也有這種感覺，但是是的，我會告訴你。

the energy of a Super Bowl and walking out on that field

超級碗的能量和走在那片土地上。

and getting set to do your first hit

並開始準備做你的第一個打擊

and hoping to God you don't screw up,

希望上帝保佑你不要搞砸了。

blank out or get sidetracked.

空白或偏離方向。

It's a lot of pressure, but it's a good time.

雖然壓力很大，但這是個好時機。

- Yeah, it's only the most watched event on the planet

- 是啊，它是世界上最受關注的事件。

- Right, casual, yeah.

- 對，隨意，對。

- So we've got football on the brain.

- 所以，我們已經得到了足球的大腦。

But I know from reading about you,

但我從閱讀中瞭解到你。

you loved a lot of sports growing up

你從小就喜歡運動

and in particular, basketball, Celtics.

尤其是籃球，凱爾特人。

You grew up with the Celtics.

你是和凱爾特人隊一起長大的

- Yes, yes, yes. - Now correct me if I'm wrong.

- 是的，是的，是的。- 如果我說錯了，請糾正我。

Your first sports crush was the great Kevin McHale

你的第一個體育迷是偉大的凱文-麥克海爾。

of the Boston Celtics.

的波士頓凱爾特人隊。

Let's take a look at a photo

我們來看一張照片

of Kevin McHale and talk me through what's going on here.

凱文-麥克海爾的，跟我說說這是怎麼回事。

So...

所以...

- He's not bow legged, that's for sure.

- 他不是弓腿，這是肯定的。

- Look at that posture.

- 看那姿勢。

I mean, that's amazing.

我的意思是，這是驚人的。

- It's better than mine, I'll tell you that.

- 我告訴你，它比我的好。

- So was it, what was it?

- 那麼是，是什麼呢？

Was it the short green shorts?

是那條綠色的短褲嗎？

Was it the hair?

是頭髮的原因嗎？

What was it about him?

他有什麼特點？

- I don't know, I just think it was just,

- 我不知道，我只是覺得這只是。

he was on the court with Larry

他在球場上與拉里

and Larry is my guy and that was just my man, Kevin McHale.

而拉里是我的人，這只是我的人，凱文・麥克海爾。

I absolutely adored him.

我非常崇拜他。

- We here at "Stir Crazy," we like to make dreams come true.

- 我們在 "瘋狂攪拌"，我們喜歡讓夢想成真。

I got a special video message just for you, Erin.

我有一個特別的視頻資訊只為你，艾琳。

Do you want to see it?

你想看嗎？

- No, you didn't.

- 不，你沒有。

- We did, watch.

- 我們做到了，看。

Okay, who's it from?

好吧，誰的？

- Hey Erin, Kevin McHale here.

- 嘿，艾琳，我是凱文-麥克海爾。

So I was told that I was your first crush,

有人告訴我，我是你的初戀。

which is wild and super flattering.

這是野生的，超級貼心的。

I didn't know you were a big Glee fan, but thank you.

我不知道你是《歡樂合唱團》的忠實粉絲，但還是謝謝你。

I don't think it's gonna work out

我覺得不會有什麼結果的

for a number of reasons but I still appreciate the love.

原因有很多，但我還是很感激你的愛。

See ya.

再見。

- I died, that's really great.

- 我死了，那真是太好了。

- That's so embarrassing, I'm so, I guess...

- 太尷尬了，我想... ...

- I was really worried it was Kevin McHale,

- 我真的很擔心是凱文-麥克海爾。

like the real, well not that he's not

像真的一樣，好吧，並不是說他不是

but you know what I mean?

但你知道我的意思嗎？

That's awesome.

這是真棒。

- Well, I mean, now I have to fire my staff of one person.

- 我的意思是，現在我必須解僱我的員工，只有一個人。

I'm so sorry about that.

我很抱歉

Do reporters ever trash talk each other?

記者們有沒有互相說過垃圾話？

- There's no real trash talking.

- 沒有真正的垃圾話。

Listen, everybody's aggressive down there.

聽著，每個人都在下面咄咄逼人。

You know, before COVID we were on the field, you know,

你知道，在COVID之前，我們是在現場，你知道。

photographers are down there.

攝影師在下面。

Everybody's trying to get their shot.

每個人都想得到他們的鏡頭。

I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

我想弄清楚是怎麼回事。

I have had a photographer, in the midst of things,

我有一個攝影師，在事情中。

I'm trying to listen and see what's going on.

我想聽一聽，看一看是怎麼回事。

He was wearing a cleat and he was trying to get a shot

他戴著防滑板，他想投籃。

and he freaking stepped on my foot

他嚇壞踩我的腳

and I just had a flat on,

我只是有一個平坦的上。

So my top of my foot was exposed and my man

於是，我的腳面露出來了，我的男人...

went through my foot and I just looked at him

穿過我的腳，我只是看著他。

and for sure. I mother F'd him, I know I did.

而且肯定。我母親F'd他，我知道我做到了。

And that was before I had to wear a mask

那是在我戴上面具之前的事

so everybody could hear it.

所以每個人都能聽到它。

- Do you have a permanent cleat mark in your foot?

- 你的腳上有永久的夾板痕跡嗎？

That sounds...

這聽起來...

- I know, but that's also hot, by the way.

- 我知道，但那也是熱的，對了。

I mean, I married a hockey player,

我的意思是，我嫁給了一個冰球運動員。

so like, I'm into scars and so I was.

所以喜歡，我進入疤痕，所以我是。

But, oh craziest story ever and this wasn't even football.

但是，哦，最瘋狂的故事，這甚至不是足球。

This was baseball back in the day

這就是當年的棒球

when I worked for ESPN.

當我為ESPN工作的時候。

I was working at Dodgers/Mets game at City Field

我在道奇隊和大都會隊的比賽中工作，在市立球場

and Alex Cora hit a ball, nailed me right in the face.

亞歷克斯-科拉打了一個球，釘在我的臉上。

What was even worse about it is my security guard ducked

更糟糕的是，我的保全躲了起來。

and I was writing and I, oh, it was actually this side.

我在寫，我，哦，其實是這邊。

I looked up and went like this

我抬頭一看，是這樣的

and it walloped me in the mouth.

它打在我的嘴上。

And I was like, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

我當時想，我很好，我很好，我很好。

Even so much that a couple of players

甚至於有幾個玩家

and a couple of like, trainers came over

和一對夫婦的喜歡，教練過來了

to see if I was okay. And I was like, I'm fine, I'm fine.

看看我是否沒事。我當時想，我很好，我很好。

Leave me alone, I'm fine.

讓我一個人靜一靜，我很好。

My dad ended up hearing about it.

我爸爸最後聽說了這件事。

Somebody texted him or they talked about it,

有人給他發了簡訊，或者他們談起了這件事。

I think on the Mets broadcast.

我想是在大都會隊的廣播裡

My dad called me like, a couple innings later

我爸爸打電話給我，就像，幾個局後，

and he goes, Erin?

他說，艾琳？

And I go Dad, I got hit by a ball.

我去爸爸，我被球打了。

- For the record, your security guard had one, one job,

- 鄭重聲明，你的保全只有一份，一份工作。

to protect you and they failed.

來保護你，但他們失敗了。

- I was pissed.

- 我很生氣。

Oh, even better.

哦，更好。

It bounced off my face,

它從我的臉上彈了下來。

landed in a row behind me, a kid caught it.

落在了我身後的一排，一個孩子接住了它。

And that asshole asked me to sign it.

那個混蛋還讓我簽字。

- Did you?

- 你有嗎？

- No, I was so mad.

- 不，我是如此瘋狂。

I should've kept it.

我應該留著它。

- Grab it from him.

- 從他那裡搶過來。

I have a challenge for you

我有一個挑戰給你

because I love a good nickname.

因為我喜歡一個好的暱稱。

And a lot of NFL players have memorable nicknames.

而很多NFL球員都有令人難忘的綽號。

I also love a good superhero or villain.

我也喜歡一個好的超級英雄或反派。

I'm gonna give you a name.

我要給你一個名字。

You tell me if this is a comic book character,

你告訴我這是不是漫畫人物。

an NFL player or both.

NFL球員或兩者兼而有之。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

Let's start with White Shoes.

先說說白鞋吧。

- Oh God.

- 哦，天啊！

(laughs)

（笑）

I'll say a football player.

我說一個足球運動員。

- You are correct, look, rely on your instincts.

- 你說的沒錯，看，靠你的直覺。

- Okay!

- 好吧！

Who, do you know?

誰，你認識嗎？

- That is Billy Johnson of the Oilers.

- 那是油人隊的比利-約翰遜。

Apparently was the first to display

顯然是第一個展示

elaborate touchdown celebrations back in the day.

當年精心設計的觸地慶祝活動。

Galactus, nickname for a football player,

加拉塔斯，一個足球運動員的綽號。

comic book character or both, Galactus?

漫畫人物或兩者都有，銀河系？

- The second and not a football player.

- 第二個，也不是足球運動員。

- You are correct.

- 你是對的。

It is a, it's a, it's like a villain from the comics.

它是一個，它是一個，它就像漫畫中的一個反派。

He, he's a cosmic entity that consumes planets,

他，他是一個消耗星球的宇宙實體。

for the record.

為記錄在案。

- Okay, okay, okay.

- 好吧，好吧，好吧。

- You seem so nervous.

- 你看起來很緊張。

I've never seen somebody so scared,

我從未見過有人如此害怕。

- Trying to cover a heat rash, yeah.

- 試圖掩蓋熱疹，是的。

- The Freak.

- 怪胎

- The Freak?

- 怪胎？

Both?

都有？

- Yes, you're three for three.

- 是的，你是三比三。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

Do you know the football player that was The Freak?

你知道那個叫 "怪胎 "的足球運動員嗎？

- Well, I know when, at the University of Florida,

- 好吧，我知道，當，在佛羅里達大學。

where I went to school, Jevon Kearse was The Freak

在我上學的地方，Jevon Kearse是 "怪胎"。

but I don't know if that's the NFL. It was?

但我不知道這是不是NFL。是嗎？

- Also a villain in "The Spawn," comic book,

- 也是《再生俠》漫畫中的一個反派。

I know your favorite comic book.

我知道你最喜歡的漫畫書。

Erin, know that you are more than just they broadcaster,

艾琳，你要知道，你不僅僅是個播音員。

you're, you're like, you're like, J-Lo,

你，你喜歡，你喜歡，J -羅。

you're like an entrepreneur, you do it all.

你就像一個企業家，你做這一切。

- Oh God.

- 哦，上帝啊

- No, but you do.

- 沒有，但你有。

- I wish I had J-Lo's, no.

- 我希望我有J-Lo的，不。

- But you have your own clothing line,

- 但你有自己的服裝線。

that's not...

那不是

- Thank you, yes.

- 謝謝你，是的。

- That's pretty amazing.

- 這是相當驚人的。

- I felt like there was a real white space

- 我覺得有一個真正的白色空間

for women who wanted to cheer on their team

為那些想為自己的球隊加油的女性而設。

and not feel like it was like, Patriots, boxed.

而不是感覺就像，愛國者，盒。

- I like to wear like a shapeless moomoo.

- 我喜歡穿得像個沒型的木木。

when I'm watching TV,

當我在看電視的時候。

do you do custom, custom stuff for guys?

你做定製，定製的東西的人嗎？

Can you do something for me?

你能為我做點什麼嗎？

- Or not?

- 還是沒有？

But I'm going to tell you, next year, I'm gonna push

但我要告訴你，明年，我將推動

very, very hard to start some unisex

很難，很難開始一些中性的。

because I, I'm very tomboyish.

因為我，我是非常男孩子氣的。

And I feel like a lot of my stuff,

而且我覺得我的很多東西。

my husband would, you know, roll in.

我的丈夫會，你知道，滾英寸

So we got you covered. - Okay, put me on the list.

所以，我們得到了你覆蓋。- 好吧，把我的名單上。

Shall we play a good old fashioned game of charades?

我們來玩個老式的猜字遊戲好嗎？

Erin, you ready?

艾琳，你準備好了嗎？

- Let's do it.

- 我們開始吧

- I'm so bad at games.

- 我太不擅長玩遊戲了。

- Oh, I'm the worst, I'm the worst, don't worry.

- 哦，我是最差的，我是最差的，別擔心。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

Water, she's drinking water.

水，她在喝水。

Water, watermelon, water,

水，西瓜，水。

you drink water?

你喝水嗎？

Erin's water, Erin's?

艾琳的水，艾琳的?

You, Erin.

你，艾琳。

Sportscaster, lady, water, water lady.

體育播音員，女士，水，水女士。

Water boy, "The Water Boy."

水童，"水童"。

You can talk now, when you, we got it right.

你現在可以說了，當你，我們得到了它的權利。

- Oh yes, yes, yes.

- 哦，是的，是的，是的。

Fishing, driving.

釣魚，開車。

- Erin, have you ever played charades before?

- 艾琳，你以前玩過字謎嗎？

You're worrying me.

你讓我很擔心

- No.

- 不知道

- It's a movie, it's a movie.

- 這是一部電影，這是一部電影。

- Oh, it's a movie.

- 哦，這是一部電影。

What?

什麼？

Oh, we're doing movies?

哦，我們在拍電影？

Okay, could have been hots, calm down.

好吧，可能是熱的，冷靜下來。

- Ready again, we're all friends here, okay.

- 又準備好了，我們都是這裡的朋友，好嗎。

- [Erin] Three words.

- 三個字

- Yeah, see you can.

- 是啊，看你能。

- Three.

- 三號

- The third word, you've literally never played charades.

- 第三個字，你真的沒玩過猜字遊戲。

- No, I suck on the player, okay.

- 不，我吸的球員，好。

I don't know charades, okay, go on.

我不懂猜字遊戲，好吧，繼續。

- Someone play a game with Erin.

- 誰來和艾琳玩個遊戲吧

- Sports are my house.

- 運動是我的家。

- Um, uh, uh.

- 嗯，嗯，嗯。

- Coming, going, yay, screaming.

- 來了，走了，耶，叫了。

This is not gonna go well.

這不會有好結果的

- This is a hard one. - Door, a lamp, light.

- 這是個難題。- 門，燈，光。

- Got it, you said it.

- 知道了，你說的。

- Light bulb, like, wall, door.

- 燈泡，像，牆，門。

- It was Friday Night...

- 那是星期五晚上...

- I don't know.

- 我不知道。

- Don't wake up your dog.

- 不要吵醒你的狗。

- Oh, it's "Friday Night Lights,"

- 哦，這是 "週五夜光"，。

"Friday Night Lights."

"週五夜光"。

- Oh, charades is very hard.

- 哦，猜字遊戲是很難的。

- Three words, now she's got it, see?

- 三言兩語，現在她明白了，看到了嗎？

Now you're like a pro.

現在你就像一個專業的。

Second word.

第二個詞：

Blind, "The Blind Side."

盲，"盲面"。

- Wait, let's do another one.

- 等等，我們再來一個。

- Oh come on, no, I'm not doing that.

- 哦，來吧，不，我不這樣做。

"Remember the Titans," how the heck do you do that?

"記住泰坦"，你到底是怎麼做到的？

- That is, yeah, I wouldn't know how to do that.

- 就是說，是的，我不知道怎麼做。

I know you're a big fan of "Yellowstone," I hear.

我知道你是《黃石》的忠實粉絲，聽說。

- Yes, I want to be an extra on it so bad.

- 是的，我太想當它的臨時演員了。

- Erin, this is what...

- 艾琳，這是什麼...

- I want to be a barrel girl, come on Kevin Costner.

- 我想成為一個桶女，來吧，凱文-科斯特納。

- "Stir Crazy," is part of the Viacom, CBS family,

- "瘋狂攪局"，是Viacom、CBS家族的一員。