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  • - Are you ever on TikTok or Instagram

    - 你上過TikTok或Instagram嗎?

  • and you see a post or an ad for a product,

    而你看到一個帖子或一個產品的廣告。

  • and you're like,

    和你一樣,

  • "I want to buy that, but it's probably bad."

    "我想買,但可能是壞的。"

  • And then you scroll past

    然後你滾動過去

  • and are forever left wondering what could have been?

    永遠都在想,本來可以怎樣?

  • Well, wonder no more

    好了,別再想了

  • because today I'm going to be putting those things

    因為今天我將把這些事情

  • to the test.

    檢驗。

  • Over the last few weeks,

    在過去的幾個星期裡,

  • I've ordered a bunch of cooking products

    我訂了一大堆烹飪產品

  • that I saw advertised on TikTok

    我在TikTok上看到的廣告。

  • to see whether they're worth your time

    看看他們是否值得你花時間

  • and more importantly, your hard earned money,

    更重要的是,你的血汗錢。

  • or your stimulus checks.

    或你的刺激支票。

  • (bright music)

    (明亮的音樂)

  • So first off, we have the zip slicer.

    所以首先,我們有拉鍊切片機。

  • So the idea here is that you fill up this tube

    所以,這裡的想法是,你把這個管子裝滿了

  • with cherry tomatoes or grapes,

    搭配櫻桃番茄或葡萄。

  • and then you take this and you just (squeals)

    然後你把這個和你只是(尖叫聲)。

  • and it slices all of those in half.

    它把所有這些都切成兩半。

  • (slicer clacking)

    (切片機咔咔聲)

  • Seems fun.

    看起來很有趣。

  • Pretty simple concept,

    很簡單的概念。

  • but I think we have to see if it works.

    但我想我們必須看看它是否有效。

  • Let's load this bad boy up.

    讓我們把這個壞小子裝起來。

  • (squeals)

    (尖叫聲)

  • Nope, nope, nope, nope

    不,不,不,不,不。

  • And then I just take this, (squeals)

    然後我就把這個,(尖叫聲)。

  • do you just dump them out?

    你就這樣把它們扔掉嗎?

  • Okay.

    好吧,我知道了

  • Then you're left with a nicely sliced pile

    然後你就會剩下一堆切得很好的東西

  • of cherry tomatoes.

    櫻桃番茄的。

  • Let me try grapes this time.

    這次讓我試試葡萄。

  • (imitates zipper sounds)

    (模仿拉鍊聲)

  • Yeah, that worked well.

    是的,這工作很好。

  • This is definitely a little bit faster

    這絕對是快一點

  • and it may be a little bit safer

    而且可能更安全一些

  • if you're wary of using a knife.

    如果你對用刀有戒心。

  • And it's kind of just fun to use.

    而且它的種類只是使用的樂趣。

  • So I mean, if you're chopping up a lot of cherry tomatoes

    所以,我的意思是,如果你切了很多的櫻桃西紅柿

  • or grapes and you like things like this, then yeah.

    或葡萄,你喜歡這樣的東西,那麼是的。

  • I'd say this one for 13 bucks,

    我想說這個13塊錢。

  • not a bad buy.

    不錯的購買。

  • (bright music)

    (明亮的音樂)

  • So next up we have the Hutzler Banana Slicer.

    那麼接下來我們就來看看Hutzler香蕉切片機。

  • This seems like a joke.

    這好像是個笑話。

  • A few years ago,

    幾年前。

  • I bought a friend, a carrot sharpener as a gag gift.

    我給朋友買了一個胡蘿蔔削皮機作為諢號禮物。

  • And this seems to be in the same product category as that.

    而這似乎也是同一類產品。

  • Supposedly, it makes it easier to cut your bananas

    據說,它可以讓你更容易地切割香蕉。

  • which isn't something I was having trouble with before,

    這不是我之前的問題。

  • but I guess this would make it a little faster.

    但我想這樣會更快一些。

  • Who has a banana this large?

    誰有這麼大的香蕉?

  • Apparently my local grocery store has bananas this large.

    顯然,我當地的雜貨店有這麼大的香蕉。

  • Guess it's time to test this.

    估計是時候測試一下了。

  • Peel your bananas from the bottom.

    將香蕉從底部剝開。

  • That's what the monkeys do.

    猴子就是這樣的。

  • It's faster.

    它的速度更快。

  • Hope it works. (chuckles)

    希望它的工作。(笑聲)

  • (dramatic music)

  • It does what it says.

    它說到做到。

  • It cuts the banana.

    它能切開香蕉。

  • And while it is definitely faster

    雖然它的速度絕對快

  • than doing this with a knife,

    比用刀子做這個。

  • you can't control the width of the slices.

    你無法控制切片的寬度。

  • And with all these grooves in here,

    還有這裡的所有這些凹槽。

  • it's going to make it a little harder to clean.

    這會讓它變得更難清洗。

  • If I'm being honest, this thing is only $7.

    如果我說實話,這東西才7塊錢。

  • And if you love slicing bananas

    如果你喜歡切香蕉的話

  • or you want to get it as a gag gift,

    或者你想把它作為插科打諢的禮物。

  • then maybe it's for you.

    那麼,也許它是為你。

  • But personally, I don't think I would use this.

    但我個人認為,我不會用這個。

  • But I definitely am going to be putting it

    但我肯定會把它

  • in someone's stocking next year

    明年的襪子

  • or maybe as an ornament on their tree, who knows.

    或者作為他們樹上的裝飾品,誰知道呢。

  • (bright music)

    (明亮的音樂)

  • So the next two things I'm going to try

    所以,接下來我要嘗試的兩件事是

  • are very not safe for vampires.

    對吸血鬼來說是非常不安全的。

  • So if you're a vampire, don't buy these.

    所以,如果你是吸血鬼,不要買這些。

  • Other people though,

    其他人雖然。

  • specifically those who love garlic

    特別是愛吃大蒜的人

  • which should be all people

    芸芸眾生

  • because garlic is a key component of garlic bread

    因為大蒜是大蒜麵包的主要成分。

  • and garlic bread is the perfect food.

    而蒜蓉麵包是最完美的食物。

  • Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

    謝謝你來參加我的Ted演講。

  • First off, we have a garlic peeler

    首先,我們有一個剝蒜器。

  • and if it works like it says it should,

    如果它像它說的那樣工作。

  • this might be a godsend

    可謂天賜良機

  • because the worst part of dealing with garlic is peeling it.

    因為處理大蒜最糟糕的部分就是剝皮。

  • Even if you smash it with a knife,

    即使你用刀子砸了它。

  • you still have to pull off the peels

    你還得剝皮

  • and your hands get sticky.

    你的手就會變得黏糊糊的。

  • And if this does what it says,

    如果這東西真如它所說。

  • I'll be a very happy man.

    我將是一個非常幸福的人。

  • Do I choose red or blue?

    我是選擇紅色還是藍色?

  • I'm going to take some garlic cloves,

    我要拿一些蒜瓣。

  • pop them in here.

    在這裡彈出他們。

  • (bright music)

    (明亮的音樂)

  • Oh my God!

    哦,我的天!

  • What?

    什麼?

  • That works so well.

    這效果很好。

  • It perfectly peeled the garlic

    它完美地剝開了大蒜

  • and left these super clean cloves without any residue.

    並將這些超級乾淨的丁香留在了這裡,沒有任何殘留。

  • This is impressive.

    這是令人印象深刻的。

  • (bright music)

    (明亮的音樂)

  • So this next tool takes the other most annoying thing

    所以接下來這個工具就把另一個最討厭的東西

  • about garlic out of the equation.

    關於大蒜出方程。

  • It is the garlic zoom, garlic chopper.

    這是大蒜變焦,大蒜切碎機。

  • Supposedly, this tool makes it easy

    據說,這個工具可以讓你輕鬆

  • to chop a bunch of garlic up really fast.

    要把一堆大蒜切得很快。

  • Open it up at the top,

    在頂部打開它。

  • fill it with peeled garlic cloves,

    用剝好的大蒜瓣填滿它。

  • roll it back and forth.

    來回滾動。

  • (garlic chopper clacking)

    (大蒜菜刀咔咔聲)

  • Damn,

    該死的。

  • that worked!

    奏效了

  • If you don't like chopping garlic

    如果你不喜歡切蒜的話

  • because it gets your hands sticky

    因為它會讓你的手變得黏糊糊的

  • and it makes your hands smell like garlic,

    它讓你的手聞起來像大蒜。

  • this worked really well.

    這工作真的很好。

  • And this guy is so cute.

    而這個傢伙是如此的可愛。

  • He's like a little Star Wars droid.

    他就像一個小星球大戰的機器人。

  • I'm going to call him GG8.

    我打算叫他GG8。

  • Garlic Garlic Eight.

    蒜頭蒜頭八。

  • George Lucas, call me.

    喬治-盧卡斯,給我打電話。

  • Thumbs up. I would get this one.

    豎起大拇指。我會得到這個。

  • (bright music)

    (明亮的音樂)

  • Last but far from least,

    最後但遠非最不重要的。

  • we got a smart toaster.

    我們得到了一個智能烤麵包機。

  • This is the Revolution Toaster from Revolution Cooking.

    這是Revolution Cooking的Revolution Toaster。

  • It's a smart toaster,

    這是一款智能麵包機。

  • it has a six inch touch screen on the front

    它有一個六英寸的觸摸螢幕在前面。

  • where you select what you're toasting

    你可以選擇你要烤的東西

  • and how dark you want it to be,

    以及你想讓它變得多黑暗。

  • and then it toasts it.

    然後再把它烤熟。

  • I'm actually very excited for this.

    其實我很期待這個。

  • It's so shiny.

    它是如此閃亮。

  • Okay, bread.

    好吧,麵包。

  • It's fresh bread.

    這是新鮮的麵包。

  • Popping it in there.

    在那裡彈出它。

  • Let's say medium lightness. Start.

    比方說中輕度。開始。

  • It sucks it down in!

    它把它吸進去了!

  • And it has a little countdown timer on it.

    而且上面還有一個小小的倒計時器。

  • I've never been excited to watch a toaster before.

    我從來沒有看過麵包機,從來沒有興奮過。

  • Four, three, two, one.

    四、三、二、一

  • (toaster beeps)

    (麵包機嗶嗶聲)

  • Oh wow!

    哦,哇!

  • Perfectly toasted, I must say.

    我必須說,烤得很完美。

  • Mm, that certainly is a piece of toast.

    嗯,這肯定是一塊吐司。

  • Let's try really dark bread.

    讓我們試試真正的黑麵包。

  • Start.

    開始吧

  • (squeals) I'm never going to get over it

    我永遠都不會忘記的

  • sucking down the bread like that.

    像這樣吸著麵包。

  • I know a toaster doesn't need a screen,

    我知道麵包機不需要螢幕。

  • but I cannot help but be in awe of this.

    但我不禁為之驚歎。

  • I feel like I'm living in a very mundane future.

    我覺得自己生活在一個非常平凡的未來。

  • It does take the guesswork out of toasting.

    這確實讓我們不用再猜測烤麵包了。

  • And as far as toasters go,

    而至於麵包機。

  • this is probably like the best toaster you're going to get.

    這可能是像最好的麵包機 你會得到。

  • Do I need a smart toaster?

    我需要一個智能麵包機嗎?

  • No, but am I going to use this every single day?

    不是,但我每天都要用這個嗎?

  • Absolutely.

    絕對的

  • Ooh. Very dark

    哦,很黑非常黑暗

  • Once again, exactly as I requested.

    再一次,完全按照我的要求。

  • (bright music)

    (明亮的音樂)

  • So yeah, you can get a lot of weird stuff on the internet,

    所以啊,你可以在網上得到很多奇怪的東西。

  • but it is interesting to see

    但有趣的是

  • that a lot of these are actually worth their while

    其中很多都是值得的

  • and do exactly as they say they do.

    並完全按照他們說的去做。

  • Whether what they say they do is worth it to you,

    他們說的是否值得你去做。

  • that's a personal thing.

    這是一個個人的事情。

  • I have to say my favorite thing I tried out today though

    我不得不說我最喜歡的東西 我今天嘗試了,雖然

  • was actually the garlic peeler.

    其實是剝蒜器。

  • Of course,

    當然了

  • I'm going to use the toaster more frequently than anything,

    我打算用麵包機比什麼都頻繁。

  • but this garlic peeler was super handy.

    但這個剝蒜器超級方便。

  • Let me know if you try it

    如果你試過,請告訴我

  • or if you get any of these things

    或者如果你得到任何這些東西

  • down in the comments below.

    在下面的評論中寫下來。

  • I'm curious to see what you think of them.

    我很想知道你對他們有什麼看法。

  • And if there are any gadgets you see on TikTok

    如果你在TikTok上看到了什麼小工具的話

  • or Instagram, feel free to send them my way.

    或Instagram,隨時把它們發給我。

  • I will gladly take a peek

    我很樂意看一看

  • and maybe check them out in another video.

    也許在另一個視頻中檢查出他們。

  • But for now, I've got some more toast to eat.

    但現在,我還有一些吐司要吃。

  • (bright music)

    (明亮的音樂)

- Are you ever on TikTok or Instagram

- 你上過TikTok或Instagram嗎?

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