Or are we good?

還是我們好？

(tense music)

(緊張的音樂)

(horses neighing)

（馬嘶）

(laughing wickedly)

（笑得很邪惡）

- A weird ghost guy is attacking and complimenting me.

- 一個怪異的鬼傢伙正在攻擊和誇獎我。

- Shut up Silencio!

- 閉嘴，西倫西奧！

(muffled cries)

（低沉的哭聲）

First up, not a ghost.

首先，不是鬼。

Ghost are losers that got murdered.

鬼子是被謀殺的失敗者。

- There's gotta be another way to get rid of him.

- 一定有其他的方法來擺脫他。

- You could always just marry him

- 你可以直接嫁給他

and drive him mad with your in decisiveness.

用你的果斷讓他瘋狂。

You know, if you don't sleep for 72 hours

你知道，如果你72小時不睡覺的話

you become clinically insane.

你成為臨床上的瘋子。

So wakey-wakey, Nutbag.

所以，wakey -wakey，Nutbag。

- Alright, wish me luck.

- 好吧，祝我好運。

(crunching wood)

（嘎吱嘎吱的木頭）

- Good luck.

- 好運。

- Go ruin someone else's life.

- 去毀掉別人的生活吧

- Huh? Okay.

- 咦？好吧，我知道了

Maybe I will.

也許我會的

- Ow!

- 嗷！

(evil laughter)

（邪惡的笑聲）

- Now I feel better.

- 現在我感覺好多了。

Dude, decide what you want.

老兄，決定你想要什麼。

Drink til you have the nerve to go for it

喝到你有膽量去做為止

then keep drinking,

然後繼續喝。

so the inevitable rejection doesn't hurt so bad.

所以，不可避免的拒絕並沒有那麼糟糕的傷害。

I can't believe he called you a worthless

我不敢相信他竟然說你是個沒用的人。

bucktoothed degenerate.

齙牙的墮落者。

- He didn't say that.

- 他可沒這麼說

- Doesn't make it any less true.

- 但這並不意味著它不真實。

- This thing better not be a musical.

- 這東西最好不要是音樂劇。

- No, but it is one of those plays where the actors come

- 不，但這是其中的一齣戲，其中的演員來了

out into the audience and bother people.

到觀眾席上打擾別人。

- Ooh, Ooh.

- 哦，哦。

That's the only kind of play we have in hell.

這就是我們地獄裡唯一的一種玩法。

- You know what you are?

- 你知道你是什麼嗎？

You're bad through and through from the tip

你從頭到尾都是壞人

of your pointy tail to the tips of your point ears.

你尖尖的尾巴到你的尖耳朵的尖端。

- Ho ho!

- 嗬嗬！

You wanna come at me about some pointy ears?

你想用尖耳朵來對付我嗎？

Have you ever seen your reflection?

你見過自己的倒影嗎？

- Oh my God.

- 哦，我的上帝。

- Your nose is so beautiful.

- 你的鼻子真漂亮

Everything is so unreal.

一切都是那麼的不真實。

- Just like Elfo's girlfriend.

- 就像Elfo的女朋友一樣。

- How do I look ?

- 我看起來怎麼樣？

- Wow, like a chipmunk in a discount bad costume.

- 哇，像花栗鼠穿上打折的壞衣服。

- Cool.

- 爽啊

- That was actually a passive aggressive insult.

- 這其實是一種被動的攻擊性侮辱。

You're in hell,

你在地獄裡。

surrounded by treacherous evil demons.

被奸詐的惡鬼包圍。

We get promoted for being jerks.

我們因為是混蛋而得到提升。

It's kinda like the music industry.

這有點像音樂產業。

- Ew your bad.

- Ew你的壞。

Pick me up at eight.

八點來接我

- I'll be there at 10.

- 我10點到

- Okay Elves.

- 好吧，精靈們。

This way for Luci's health care, health care

這樣對魯西的保健，保健。

which is actually slightly less evil

惡貫滿盈

than most healthcare plans.

比大多數醫療計劃。

- Go nerds.

- 去書呆子。

You've been working so hard.

你一直在努力工作。

You deserve that sixth cinnamon roll.

你應該得到那第六個肉桂卷。

- Luci! Luci! Did you have a party without me?

- 露茜！露茜！你的派對沒有我參加嗎？

- Yeah, man, I didn't want to wake you

- 是啊，夥計，我不想吵醒你。

or invite you.

或邀請你。

- But I'm your roommate.

- 但我是你的室友

- So stay in your room, mate.

- 所以，留在你的房間裡，夥計。

- Luci, anything bad happened while I was gone?

- 露茜，我不在的時候發生了什麼壞事嗎？

- You were gone?

- 你走了？

You're all a bunch of stupid, small minded, mouth-breathing,

你們都是一群愚蠢的、心胸狹隘的、口是心非的人。

superstitious ding-dongs

迷信鼎鼎大名

who are completely delusional

痴心妄想

and vote against your own self-interest.

並投下違背自己利益的一票。

So pass around a tub of melted ice cream

所以，傳來一盆融化的冰淇淋。

for y'all to guzzle down and get fatter and stupider.

讓你們都喝下去，變得更胖更笨。

I rest my case.

我的案子就到此為止

When I got out of hell,

當我從地獄出來的時候

I was stripped my immortality.

我被剝奪了我的不死之身。

I gave it all up for you losers.

我為你們這些失敗者放棄了一切。

I'm telling you now

我現在就告訴你

because I'd like you to die, feeling bad.

因為我希望你死了，感覺很不好。

- Who's wanting to get lost in a labyrinth.

- 誰想在迷宮裡迷路。

It's like a puzzle you solve with your feet.

就像你用腳解開的謎題。

- Hey, what's that light ahead.

- 嘿，前面那盞燈是什麼。

It's a way out, of this idiotic conversation.

這是一個出路，這種愚蠢的對話。

- Now down on your bellies, your worthless worms

- 現在趴在你的肚子上，你那沒用的蟲子

- Calling me a worm offends my eel heritage.

- 說我是蟲子，冒犯了我的鰻魚血統。

- Quit dithering and start slithering!

- 別再猶豫不決了，開始潛行吧！"。

(Horse galloping)

(馬兒奔跑)

- Bow lower

- 弓箭下弦

- Even lower.

- 甚至更低。

(bangs on ground) (evil giggle)

（劉海在地上）（邪惡的笑聲）。

- God, I was so naive.

- 天啊，我太天真了。

- I would have also accepted stupid, foolish or schmucky.

- 我也會接受愚蠢的、愚蠢的或愚蠢的。

- Okay, that's enough.

- 好了，夠了。

- Oh no.

- 哦，不。

- Good night, everybody.

- 大家晚安

I'll be entering your dreams tonight

今晚我會進入你的夢境

in the form of a laughing skull.

以笑骷髏的形式。

Yeah, that's great.

是的，這是很好的。

(delightful classical music)

(悅耳的古典音樂)