>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

>> 嘿，各位，歡迎回到 "晚間秀"。

JOINING ME NOW IS AN ACADEMY AWARD-NOMINATED ACTRESS YOU KNOW

現在和我一起的是一位獲得過學院獎提名的女演員，你知道嗎？

FROM " FRIDA," "PUSS IN BOOTS," AND "LIKE A BOSS."

從 "FRIDA"、"PUSS IN BOOTS "和 "LIKE A BOSS"。

HER LATEST FILM IS "BLISS."

她最新的電影是 "幸福"。

PLEASE WELCOME SALMA HAYEK!

請歡迎SALMA HAYEK！

SALMA, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

薩爾瑪，很高興再次見到你。

>> SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU.

>> 很高興見到你。

>> Stephen: I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ON THE EAST COAST OF THE UNITED

>> 我知道你不在美國的東海岸。

STATES RIGHT NOW.

國家現在。

YOU'RE IN LONDON.

你在倫敦。

IS THAT TRUE?

是真的嗎？

>> THAT'S RIGHT, YES.

>> 沒錯，是的。

>> Stephen: BUT YOU HAVEN'T MISSED OUT ON THE BIG SNOW.

>> 但你並沒有錯過大雪。

LONDON DOESN'T GET A LOT OF SNOW, USUALLY, BUT YOU GOT A

倫敦通常不會下很多雪，但你會得到一個

PRETTY BIG SNOWFALL RECENTLY.

最近下了很大的雪。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: AND THIS IS YOU OUT THERE WITH YOUR PETS.

>> 這就是你和你的寵物在外面。

I DID NOT REALIZE THAT BERNIE SANDERS WAS ONE OF YOUR PETS.

我不知道BERNIE SANDERS是你的寵物之一。

>> OH, MY GOSH.

>> 哦，我的天哪。

YOU KNOW, HE'S EVERYWHERE.

你知道，他無處不在。

THE MINUTE YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, HE APPEARS.

在你最不希望的時候，他出現了。

>> Stephen: HOW MANY-- HOW MANY PETS DO YOU HAVE?

>> 史蒂芬：你有多少--多少隻寵物？

I KNOW YOU LOVE ANIMALS.

我知道你愛動物。

>> I LOVE ANIMALS.

>> 我愛動物。

I HAVE A LOT OF THEM.

我有很多的。

IN LONDON, I HAVE THREE, TWO DOGS AND ONE OWL.

在倫敦，我有三個，兩隻狗和一隻貓頭鷹。

THE OWL IS THERE WITH THE DOGS.

貓頭鷹和狗一起在那裡。

>> Stephen: THE OWL-- WHERE IS THE OWL?

>> 史蒂芬：貓頭鷹--貓頭鷹在哪裡？

OH, MY GOD!

哦，我的上帝！

GO BACK TO THAT.

回到那個。

I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT.

對不起，我甚至沒有看到它。

THAT, RIGHT THERE.

那，就在那裡。

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN GO IN ANY CLOSER.

我不知道你能不能再靠近一點。

BUT THAT RIGHT THERE.

但是，就在那裡。

IS AN OWL.

是一隻貓頭鷹。

DO YOU-- ARE YOU A STUDENT AT HOGWATERS?

你是... 你是霍格沃茨的學生嗎？

I ONLY-- I ONLY PEOPLE I KNOW WHO HAVE OWLS ARE USING THEM TO

我只... 我只知道有貓頭鷹的人在用它們來

DELIVER MAIL.

遞送郵件。

WHAT'S THE OWL'S NAME?

貓頭鷹的名字是什麼？

>> KERRING.

>> 克林：

>> Stephen: KERRING.

>> Stephen: KERRING.

>> KERRING.

>> 克林：

>> Stephen: KERRING.

>> Stephen: KERRING.

IS THIS-- I THINK I'VE BEEN TOLD-- IS THIS WHAT THIS IS?

這是... 我想我已經被告知... 這是什麼？

AND...

還有...

I'VE HELD AN OWL BEFORE.

我以前也拿過一隻貓頭鷹。

WHAT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHICH YOU DO, IS THAT THERE'S

人們不明白的是，你明白的是，這裡有...

NOT A LOT OF BIRD THERE.

不是很多鳥在那裡。

THEY'RE ACTUALLY MOSTLY FLUFFY.

他們實際上是很鬆軟的。

THEY'RE ACTUALLY A VERY THIN LITTLE BIRD.

他們實際上是一隻很瘦的小鳥。

>> YYES.

>> YYES。

>> Stephen: NOW, WHY DO YOU HAVE AN OWL, I SALMA HAYEK?

>> 現在，為什麼你有一隻貓頭鷹，我Salma HAYEK？

>> I DON'T KNOW, I BECAME OBSESSED WITH THE OWLS AND

>> 我不知道，我開始迷戀上了貓頭鷹和。

DREAMING ABOUT IT.

夢想著它。

I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THEY WERE EVERYWHERE.

我不明白他們是無處不在的。

AND I SAID CAN YOU EVEN-- CAN PEOPLE HAVE OWLS?

我說你能不能... ... 人們能不能有貓頭鷹？

AND IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN IN LONDON.

結果發現你在倫敦也可以。

IT'S LEGAL.

這是合法的。

AND I SAID ARE THERE ANY OWLS THAT NEED SOME RESCUE?

我說有什麼需要救援的燕子嗎？

CAN YOU RESCUE AN OWL?

你能拯救一隻貓頭鷹嗎？

AND I STARTED DOING SOME RESEARCH.

我開始做一些研究。

AND, YEAH, SURE ENOUGH.

而且，是的，肯定夠了。

>> Stephen: WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THIS PHOTO, PLEASE.

>> 這張照片裡發生了什麼，請。

>> IT'S DISGUSTING.

>> 它是令人厭惡的。

HE NEVER-- IT'S THE ONLY TIME HE'S EVER DONE THAT.

他從來沒有... ... 這是他唯一一次這樣做。

I MEAN, SHE'S AMAZING, BECAUSE IT'S A FEMALE.

我的意思是，她是一個驚人的， 因為它是一個女性。

BUT, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THEY BRING YOU GIFTS THAT YOU DON'T

但是，你知道，有時他們會給你帶來你不需要的禮物。

NECESSARILY WHAN TO DO WITH.

必須要做的。

>> Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?

>> 史蒂芬：那是什麼？

>> IT'S A MOUSE.

>> 它是一隻老鼠。

THAT'S WHAT THEY EAT.

這就是他們吃的東西。

>> Stephen: AND SHE ATE IT ON YOUR HEAD?

>> 史蒂芬：她把它吃在你的頭上？

>> YEAH, SHE LANDED ON MY HEAD WITH IT.

>> 是的，她用它落在了我的頭上。

AND I-- I GOT HER OFF, BECAUSE THAT-- THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE

我... 我把她趕走了，因為... 這就是我畫的地方。

LINE.

線：

SHE DOES LEAVE IN MY ROOM SOMETIMES.

她有時會離開我的房間。

>> Stephen: HOW DO YOU-- WAIT, HOW DO YOU SLEEP?

>> 你怎麼... 等等，你怎麼睡覺？

OWLS ARE WEAK AT NIGHT.

夜晚的鷹是弱的。

>> EXACTLY.

>> 正是如此。

>> Stephen: ARE YOU JUST UP ALL NIGHT WITH THEM, OR IS THE

>> 史蒂芬：你是整晚都和他們在一起，還是說你是在和他們在一起？

HOOOO, SOOTHING?

HOOOO，SOOTHING？

>> I DON'T SLEEP MUCH.

>> 我不怎麼睡得著。

BUT SOMETIMES WHEN I SLEEP SHE FLIES AROUND.

但有時我睡覺時，她會飛來飛去。

I FEEL THE WIND WHEN SHE PASSES.

當她經過的時候，我感覺到了風。

SOMETIMES SHE LANDS ON MY LEG, ON MY HEAD.

有時她落在我的腿上，在我的頭上。

IN THE BEGINNING, IT WAS SCARY, BUT NOW I'M USED TO IT.

剛開始的時候，很害怕，但現在我已經習慣了。

AND HE JUST, LIKE, KIND OF StAWj WITH ME SOMETIMES FOR A LITTLE

他只是，就像，有點兒跟我僵持了一會兒。

BIT AND THEN SHE FLIES AGAIN.

咬，然後她又飛了。

SO SHE'S FREE IN THE ROOM.

所以她在房間裡是自由的。

>> Stephen: OBVIOUSLY, THIS OWL, SHE CAN FEED HERSELF.

>> 史蒂芬：顯然，這隻貓頭鷹，她可以自食其力。

SHE CAN GET HER OWN MICE.

她可以得到她自己的老鼠。

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: ARE THERE ANY CHALLENGES FOR CARING FOR MICE?

>> Stephen: 照顧老鼠有什麼挑戰嗎？

DO YOU HAVE TO PUT OUT FRESH WATER FOR THEM?

你必須為他們放出新鮮的水嗎？

>> YOU ACTUALLY ORDER THEM AND FREEZE THEM.

>> 你實際訂購併冷凍它們。

>> Stephen: THE MICE?

>> 史蒂芬：《老鼠》？

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

AND YOU KNOW THEY DON'T-- THEY DON'T DRINK ANY WATER.

你知道他們不... 他們不喝水。

THEY GET ALL THEIR FOOD AND THEIR LIQUIDS FROM THE OWL.

它們的食物和液體都來自貓頭鷹。

THIS OWL IS STRANGE.

這隻貓是奇怪的。

USUALLY, THEY'RE NOT VERY SOCIAL.

通常情況下，他們不是很社會。

AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE OWL.

而我實際上有一個關係 與貓頭鷹。

ANOTHER THING THAT IS STRANGE IS THAT, LIKE I SAID, THEY DON'T

另一個奇怪的事情是，就像我說的，他們沒有。

DRINK LIQUIDS.

喝液體。

BUT THERE IS ONE KIND OF WINE THAT WHEN WE TAKE IT OUT-- IT'S

但有一種酒，當我們把它拿出來的時候，它是

AN EXPENSIVE WINE, TOO.

一個昂貴的葡萄酒，太。

NOT THE OTHER WINE.

不是其他的酒。

WE HAVE TO COVER THE CUPS BECAUSE SHE'LL DIG IN IT.

我們必須蓋上蓋子，因為她會挖到它。

AND IT'S NOT THAT SHE THINKS IT'S BLOOD BECAUSE THE OTHER RED

不是因為她認為那是血，因為其他的紅衣人

WINE SHE DOESN'T GO FOR.

她不喜歡的酒。

SHE HAS AN EXPENSIVE TASTE IN WINE.

她對酒的品味很高。

>> Stephen: WOW, WOW.

>> 史蒂芬：WOW，WOW。

DOES IT EVER GET TANKED?

它有沒有被坦克化？

DOES THE OWL EVER HAVE A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH WINE?

貓頭鷹有沒有喝多一點的酒？

>> NO, I DON'T LET HIM DRINK-- NO, WE PROTECT THE WINE.

>> 不，我不讓他喝 -- 不，我們保護葡萄酒。

OR WE DON'T HAVE THE OWL IN THE ROOM BECAUSE SHE GOES FOR IT.

否則我們就不能把貓頭鷹留在房間裡，因為她喜歡它。

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE A 13-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER.

>> 史蒂芬：你有一個13歲的女兒。

DOES SHE-- DID SHE LIKE THE OWLS?

她... ... 她是否喜歡那些貓頭鷹？

IS ANYBODY AFRAID OF THE OWLS OR IS SHE OKAY WITH IT?

有人害怕貓頭鷹嗎？ 還是她可以接受？

>> SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE OWL.

>> 她不喜歡貓頭鷹。

THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE OWL.

屋子裡有很多人不喜歡貓頭鷹。

AND ALSO SHE'S VERY QUIET, AND YOU DON'T KNOW SHE'S THERE, AND

而且她很安靜，你不知道她在那裡，而且。

SHE FLIES, AND EVERYBODY SCREAMS.

她飛了，每個人都在尖叫。

I LOVE IT WHEN THEY SCREAM.

我愛它，當他們尖叫。

ISN'T IT FANTASTIC TO SEE THE REACTION OF PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE

看到人們的反應，是不是很奇妙呢？

AFRAID OF SOMETHING THAT IS NOT GOING TO HARM THEM?

害怕不會傷害到他們的東西？

>> Stephen: I'M A BIG FAN, BUT YOU SOUND LIKE A DIFFICULT

>> 斯蒂芬：我是一個忠實的粉絲，但你聽起來像一個困難的。

ROOMMATE ( LAUGHS )

室友（笑）

>> YOU SHOULD TALK TO MY HUSBAND.

>> 你應該和我丈夫談談。

>> Stephen: WHAT ABOUT-- WHAT ABOUT RAISING A TEENAGER?

>> 關於... 關於撫養一個十幾歲的孩子？

LIKE, THAT'S A CHALLENGE.

喜歡，這是一個挑戰。

A 13-YEAR-OLD.

一個13歲的。

DOES SHE TAKE AFTER YOU?

她會照顧你嗎？

WERE YOU A CHALLENGE AS A TEENAGER?

你作為一個十幾歲的孩子是個挑戰嗎？

>> UHM, NOT-- NOT-- NOT SO MUCH.

>> 嗯，不... 不... 不那麼多。

SHE-- SHE-- SHE'S AMAZING, BUT SHE'S VERY OPINIONATED.

她... 她... 她很厲害，但她很有主見。

YOU KNOW, TEENAGERS CHANGE ALL THE TIME.

你知道嗎，十幾歲的孩子總是在變化。

BUT TWO THINGS ARE CONSISTENT: STEVIE KN KNICKS AND FLEETWOOD M

但有兩件事情是一致的：斯蒂文-克里克和弗利特伍德-M。

AND LANA DELRAY.

和LANA DELRAY，

AND NOW SHE'S INTO COSMETICS AND PERFUME AND MAKEUP.

現在她開始做化妝品、香水和化妝。

AND I WOULDN'T LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS 13.

我13歲的時候也不喜歡這樣。

>> Stephen: YOU COULDN'T.

>> 史蒂芬：你不能。

I HAVE A PHOTO HERE PROVING YOU COULDN'T DO THAT.

我這裡有一張照片證明你不能這麼做。

YOU, THEY SHIPPED YOU OFF TO A NUNNERY.

你，他們把你送到保姆院去了。

YOU WENT TO A CONVENT SCHOOL, RIGHT?

你上過教會學校，對吧？

>> RIGHT, IN LOUISIANA.

>> 右邊，在路易斯安那州。

AND I WAS A PRANKSTER, BUT NOT TOO VERY BAD THINGS.

我是一個PRANKSTER， 但不是太糟糕的事情。

JUST FUNNY THINGS, LIKE SCARING PEOPLE WITH AN OWL.

只是有趣的事情， 像嚇唬人用一隻貓頭鷹。

LIKE, JUST-- YOU KNOW, ALL THE GIRLS WOULD REALLY ANNOY ME

就像，只是... ... 你知道，所有的女孩都會真的讓我感到不安

BECAUSE THEY WOULD WAKE UP TWO HOURS BEFORE, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE

因為他們會在兩小時前醒來，你知道，你有。

TO GO TO SCHOOL TO DO THEIR ROLLERS AND THE MAKEUP, YOU

去學校做他們的卷軸和化妝，你。

KNOW.

知道。

AND I WASN'T INTO THAT.

我也不喜歡這樣。

LIKE, MY DAUGHTER, AT THAT TIME.

像，我的女兒，在那個時候。

AND THEY WOULD WAKE ME UP, AND I ONLY WANTED TO WAKE UP FIVE

他們會叫醒我，而我只想叫醒五個人。

MINUTES BEFORE IT WAS TIME TO GO.

幾分鐘後，該走了。

SO ONE TIME, I PULLED ALL THE ALARM CLOCKS AT 4:00 IN THE

所以有一次，我在凌晨4點拉響了所有的鬧鐘。

MORNING.

早晨。

AND THERE THEY WERE, GETTING ALL-- YOU KNOW, PUTTING THE HOT

他們在那裡，得到了所有 - 你知道，把熱的

ROLLERS, AT 13.

輥子，在13。

IT'S-- IT'S ALL FOR GIRLS.

這是... ... 這是所有的女孩。

WHO'S GOING TO SEE YOU?

誰會來見你？

WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

你為什麼要這麼做？

THERE ARE NO BOYS IN THERE.

那裡沒有男孩。

AND I WAS LAUGHING IN MY BED.

我在床上大笑。

>> Stephen: NOW, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE

>> 現在，你看起來好像有點麻煩了。

IN THIS TROUBLE.

在這個麻煩。

THAT-- THAT EXPRESSION LOOKS "I HAVE SOMETHING PLANNED."

那... ... 那表情看起來 "我有個計劃"。

WERE YOU SHIPPED OFF TO A CONVENT SCHOOL FOR YOUR OWN

你是為了自己而被送去教會學校的嗎？

GOOD, OR MERELY FOR THE RELIGIOUS EDUCATION?

好的，還是僅僅為了宗教教育？

BECAUSE I WAS THREATENED WITH BOARDING SCHOOL AND MILITARY

因為我受到了寄宿學校和軍隊的威脅。

SCHOOL AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

學校和類似的東西。

BECAUSE I WAS A REAL HAND FULL.

因為我是一個真正的手滿。

WHY DID THEY SHIP YOU OFF?

他們為什麼要把你運走？

>> THEY DIDN'T SHIP ME OFF.

>> 他們沒有把我運走。

I SHIPPED MYSELF OFF.

我把自己運走了。

I WAS LIVING IN A SMALL TOWN IN MEXICO, AND I WAS AS BORED AS

我住在墨西哥的一個小城，我也很無聊。

YOU CAN GET.

你可以得到。

SO I WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE.

所以我想去一些地方。

I WANTED TO HAVE THIS ADVENTURE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY, IN ANOTHER

我想在另一個國家，在另一個國家，有這樣的冒險

LANGUAGE, IN, YOU KNOW, THEY LET ME GO BECAUSE IT WAS A CATHOLIC

語言，在，你知道，他們讓我走，因為它是一個天主教徒。

SCHOOL.

學校：

BUT I ACTUALLY CHOSE IT.

但我實際上選擇了它。

>> Stephen: OH, WOW.

>> 史蒂芬：哦，哇。

THAT'S PRETTY ADVENTUROUS.

這是非常冒險的。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> Stephen: SO, TELL ME ABOUT THE NEW MOVIE "BLISS."

>> 告訴我新電影 "幸福 "的情況。

>> SO "BLISS" IS LIKE A SCI-FI MOVIE, AND I PLAY TWO

>> 所以 "幸福 "就像一部科幻電影，而我扮演兩個人。

CHARACTERS.

人物：

IT'S THE SAME CHARACTER IN TWO PARALLEL LIVES.

兩個平行的生活中都是同一個人物。

I AM A SCIENTIST THAT LIVES IN THE WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING IS

我是一個生活在萬物皆有的世界裡的科學家。

BEAUTIFUL, BUT PEOPLE HAVE LOST APPRECIATION FOR EVERYTHING.

美好的，但人們已經失去了對一切的敬意。

SO I CREATE THESE BRAIN BOGS THAT CREATES A SIMULATION WHERE

所以，我創造了這些大腦博格斯，創造了一個模擬，在那裡。

WE CAN GO TO AN UGLY WORLD WITH CHALLENGES SO THAT WE CAN COME

我們可以去一個充滿挑戰的醜陋世界，這樣我們就可以來。

BACK AND APPRECIATE WHAT WE HAVE.

回過頭來，欣賞我們所擁有的一切。

>> Stephen: ARE WE IN THE UGLY WORLD OR ARE WE IN THE BLISS

>> Stephen: 我們是在醜陋的世界還是在幸福的世界？

WORLD?

世界？

>> YES.

>> 是。

THE UGLY WORLD LOOKS LIKE THE UGLY WORLD IN THE MOVIE.

醜陋的世界看起來像電影中的醜陋世界。

HOWEVER, ONCE THEY PUT US IN LOCKDOWN, I THINK WE START

然而，一旦他們把我們鎖定，我想我們開始

APPRECIATING ALL THE THINGS WE TOOK FOR GRANTED ABOUT THIS UGLY

欣賞所有的東西，我們想當然的這個醜陋的

WORLD.

世界。

>> Stephen: WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.

>> 我們有一個片段在這裡。

IT'S YOU AND OWEN WILSON.

這是你和歐文-威爾遜。

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> 沒錯。

>> Stephen: WHAT DO WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS?

>> Stephen: 我們需要知道什麼？

>> WELL, IT TALKS A LITTLE BIT ABOUT WHY I DID THE BRAIN BOTS,

>> 好吧，它談了一點關於我為什麼做腦部手術的原因。

WHY I DID THE MACHINES THAT WILL SEND US TO THE UGLY WORLD.

為什麼我做的機器，將把我們送到醜陋的世界。

>> Stephen: JIM.

>> 史蒂芬：JIM。

>> MOST PEOPLE SAY IGNORANCE IS BLISS, BUT I SAY YOU HAVE TO

>> 很多人都說無視是一種幸福，但我說你必須無視。

EXPERIENCE THE GOOD TO APPRECIATE THE BAD.

體驗好的東西，欣賞壞的東西。

>> NO, THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

>> 不，另一種方式。

>> EXACTLY.

>> 正是如此。

>> SO THAT'S WHERE THE BRAIN BOX COMES FROM.

>> 所以這就是腦盒的來源。

IT WORKS.

它的工作原理。

>> YOU REALLY THINK IT WORKS?

>> 你真的認為它的工作？

>> LOOK AT ME!

>> 看著我！

I'M SITTING HERE.

我坐在這裡。

I COULDN'T BE MORE...

我不能再... ...

I COULDN'T BE MORE GRATEFUL.

我不能再感激了。

>> Stephen: SALMA, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

>> 斯蒂芬：薩爾瑪，謝謝你來這裡。

IT WAS LOVELY SEEING YOU AGAIN.

很高興再次見到你。

>> THANK YOU.

>> 謝謝你。

>> Stephen: "BLISS" IS AVAILABLE THIS FRIDAY ON AMAZON.

>> 史蒂芬："BLISS "本週五可在AMAZON上使用。

SALMA HAYEK, EVERYBODY!

SALMA HAYEK，每個人！

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOURNALIST AND AUTHOR OF THE NEW

我們馬上回來，記者和作者的新的

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