And I realized that the question my producers and I think everybody always wants to ask you is the same question over and over again.

我意識到，我的製片人和我認為每個人總是想問你的問題是同一個問題，一遍又一遍。

And you must be getting sick of it.

你一定是厭倦了它。

Which is you have been married.

也就是你已經結婚了。

You and Kevin Bacon have been married for, you know, so many years.

你和凱文-培根已經結婚這麼多年了，你知道，這麼多年了。

How do you keep your marriage happy?

如何保持婚姻的幸福？

What's the secret?

有什麼祕密？

And I think Do you do you just ban that question now from interviews?

我想你現在是不是禁止這個問題出現在採訪中？

No, I don't.

不，我不知道。

Because you know, I have a funny answer.

因為你知道，我有一個有趣的答案。

And the and the answer as this Kev, Kev's is you keep the fights clean and the sex dirty people like that one on mine is the secret.

而作為這個凱文的和答案，凱文的是你要保持打架的乾淨，像我的那個性髒人是祕密。

To a happy marriage is not to take marital advice from celebrities.

為了幸福的婚姻，不要聽信名人的婚姻建議。

Yes, that's mine.

是的，那是我的。

Is did not not not ask me that question because I don't have yet.

是沒有不問我這個問題，因為我還沒有。

But the true answer is on.

但真正的答案是在。

I'm just gonna tell you right now, the secret to a happy marriage is not hanging out together.

我現在就告訴你，幸福婚姻的祕訣就是不在一起玩。

24 7, 365 days a year e mean, like, you know, absence make the heart, makes the heart grow fonder.

一年365天24小時不間斷的工作 就像，你知道，不在身邊會讓心，讓心變得更加美好。

And, like, you know, when you're out in the world and bringing things back into a marriage, that is a good thing.

而且，就像，你知道，當你在外面的世界 並帶來的東西回到婚姻， 這是一件好事。

As long as it's not a third person.

只要不是第三人稱。

Unless you're into that stuff, which I am, we'll talk about that later.

除非你對那些東西感興趣，而我就是，我們以後再談這個。

I don't know if you guys have this, but, like as we've been married, like our bed has gotten bigger, you know, like like we started out with a queen for like, 20 years.

我不知道如果你們有這個，但是，像我們已經結婚了， 像我們的床已經得到了更大的， 你知道，像我們開始與一個大號一樣，20年。

We've been married 32 years and, like, 21 years in the marriage cast, Like, I think we need a better bed, bigger bed.

我們已經結婚32年了，像，21年的婚姻投， 像，我認為我們需要一個更好的床，更大的床。

And I'm like, What a bigger bed.

我想，什麼是大床。

You know, this is just the beginning of the end.

你知道，這只是結束的開始。

I mean, I was, like, really freaked out by it, but then we got a bigger bed and I was like, a bigger bed.

我的意思是，我是一樣，真的嚇壞了它， 但後來我們得到了一個更大的床，我很喜歡，一個更大的床。

That's good.

那就好

You know what?

你知道嗎？

You should try.

你應該試試。

This is something my wife wanted to try about two years ago.

這是我妻子兩年前就想嘗試的事情。

We got bunk beds, so I'm on the top.

我們有雙層床，所以我在上面。

She's on the bottom.

她在下面。

There's no physical contact.

沒有身體接觸。

She doesn't want me touching her, Um, eso.

她不想讓我碰她，嗯，是這樣。

It's the top bed in the bunk bed and then the utility closet during the day.

是上下鋪的上鋪，白天則是雜物櫃。

And we have a very That's how you keep a marriage going.

我們有一個非常... ...這就是你如何維持婚姻的。

Yeah, I don't know why Bunk Beds air Just for Kids It's ridiculous.

是啊，我不知道為什麼雙層床只為孩子們播放，這太荒謬了。