(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Hey guys, welcome to "Stir Crazy."

- 嘿，夥計們，歡迎來到 "瘋狂攪拌"。

The best thing to come out of 2020.

2020年最好的事情。

And yes, I know the bar is low.

是的，我知道門檻很低。

You know my guest today from "Heroes,"

你知道我今天的嘉賓來自 "英雄"，"

from "Star Trek," and his new Netflix film,

從 "星際迷航"，和他的新Netflix電影。

"The Boys in the Band," it's Zachary Quinto.

"樂隊裡的男孩"，是扎克里-昆託。

- Hey Josh, how are you?

- 嘿，喬希，你怎麼樣？

- I'm doing all right.

- 我做得很好

We're surviving over here. I hope you are as well.

我們在這裡生存。我希望你也一樣。

You look good. - Thanks, I feel good.

你看起來不錯。- 謝謝，我感覺很好。

- You're enjoying an orange?

- 你在享受橙子？

You're enjoying a-

你在享受...

- I'm enjoying an orange in the morning, yeah.

- 我很喜歡早上吃橙子，是的。

And there's my dog.

這是我的狗。

- Can you show us your pet?

- 你能讓我們看看你的寵物嗎？

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Adorable. - Hi buddy, say hi.

- 可愛的。- 嗨，夥計，打個招呼。

(dog growls) Okay.

好吧

He's a little growler, but it just means that he loves you.

他是個小咆哮者，但這只是意味著他愛你。

And then this is the big guy, this is River.

然後這個是大傢伙，這個是河。

- River you found relatively recently on the street, right?

- 河你是最近在街上發現的吧？

- I found him in January, yeah,

- 我在一月份發現他，是的。

before things went nuts.

在事情變得瘋狂之前。

He was unclaimed.

他無人認領。

He had no tags or collar or a microchip or anything.

他沒有標籤或項圈或芯片或任何東西。

And so I gave him a home.

於是我給了他一個家。

- It sounds like a very, very elaborate cover story

- 這聽起來像是一個非常非常精心設計的封面故事。

for you just wandering the streets

為你在街上游蕩

stealing people's pets like Cruella de Vil.

像克魯拉-德-維爾一樣偷別人的寵物。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

I'm excited to say Zach,

我很興奮地說扎克。

I have a new game just for you today.

今天我有一個新的遊戲只為你。

We have never done this before,

我們以前從來沒有這樣做過。

because you have a lot of friends out there.

因為你有很多朋友在那裡。

And we're going to get some clues, Zach.

我們將得到一些線索，扎克。

And you were going to have to guess these video clues

而你要去猜這些視頻線索

who your mystery friend is.

你的神祕朋友是誰？

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- You ready? - This is exciting.

- 你準備好了嗎？- 這是令人興奮的。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- [Deep Voice] Zachary Quinto,

- 扎克里-昆託：

we've both traveled to similar parts of the world.

我們都去過世界上類似的地方。

But not always at the same time.

但不一定同時。

- It's Matt Bomer.

- 是馬特・波默

- Okay, wait, for the record,

- 好吧，等等，為了記錄在案。

you believe that that shadowy figure,

你相信，那個陰暗的身影。

that terrorist, I don't know who that was,

那個恐怖分子，我不知道那是誰。

you claim that is Matt Bomer, the dreamy Matt Bomer?

你說那是馬特・波默，夢中的馬特・波默？

- All right. Let's see clue number two.

- 好吧，讓我們看看第二條線索。讓我們看看第二條線索。

- [Deep Voice] Zachary Quinto,

- 扎克里-昆託：

we've both told an "American Horror Story."

我們都講了一個 "美國恐怖故事"。

- Look, okay, maybe it's Matt Bomer.

- 你看，好吧，也許是馬特・波默。

He did appear on "American Horror Story,"

他確實出現在 "美國恐怖故事 "中。

but it could be Lady Gaga.

但它可能是Lady Gaga。

It could be Kathy Bates. We don't know.

可能是凱西・貝茨我們不知道。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

I'm much closer with Matt Bomer than I am

我和Matt Bomer的關係比我更親密

with either Lady Gaga or Kathy Bates.

與Lady Gaga或Kathy Bates合作。

(laughing)

（笑）

- All right.

- 好吧，我知道了

Clue number three. Let's see if you're right.

第三條線索。讓我們看看你是否正確。

- [Deep Voice] Zachary Quinto,

- 扎克里-昆託：

if a stone hits the water

水落石出

and no one is there to see it

而沒有人看到它

does it make ripples?

它是否會產生漣漪？

Ripples. (Zachary laughing)

漣漪。（Zachary笑）

Ripples. (laughing)

漣漪。（笑）

- So I have no idea what the fuck

- 所以我不知道什麼他媽的

Kathy Bates is talking about there.

凱西-貝茨說的是那裡。

Zach, what is that?

扎克，那是什麼？

Is that Matt Bomer?

那是Matt Bomer嗎？

- Yeah, 1000%. - Let's see if you're right.

- 是的，1000%。- 讓我們看看你是否正確。

Let's see if you're right.

讓我們看看你是否正確。

- Zach, it's Matt.

- 扎克，我是馬特

I hope this gave you a really good laugh and I love you

我希望這能給你一個很好的笑聲，我愛你。

and I'll see you soon.

我很快就會看到你。

- What a lucky guess. - That's hilarious.

- 多麼幸運的猜測。- 太搞笑了

- Do I need to know something?

- 我需要知道些什麼嗎？

What the hell is he talking about?

他到底在說什麼？

- Well, Matt and I have known each other for,

- 馬特和我已經認識很久了

I mean over 20 years.

我的意思是超過20年。

(laughing) We've had a lot

（笑）我們已經有很多的

of permutations of nicknames for one another.

彼此暱稱的排列組合。

(laughing)

（笑）

And my current nickname for Matt is Ripples.

而我現在給馬特起的綽號是 "漣漪"。

Matt's one of my favorite people.

馬特是我最喜歡的人之一。

That's very sweet of him to have made me laugh

他真好，把我逗笑了。

as hard as he did.

和他一樣努力。

- You ready for another challenge?

- 你準備好迎接另一個挑戰了嗎？

Another game? - Mm hmm.

另一個遊戲？- 嗯哼。

I got my iced coffee.

我有我的冰咖啡。

I'm ready, I've moved on from my orange,

我準備好了，我已經擺脫了我的橙色。

to my iced coffee.

到我的冰咖啡。

- You are well caffeinated.

- 你是好咖啡因。

I'm gonna name the project you've been in.

我要給你參與的項目起個名字。

You tell me the name of the character you were in.

你告訴我你演的角色名字。

I want to see if you know your own career.

我想看看你是否瞭解自己的職業。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Feel confident? - I should feel confident,

- 覺得自己很自信？- 我應該感到自信。

but suddenly I don't. - "Touched By An Angel."

但我忽然不這麼想了- "天使的感動"

Who did you play in "Touched By An Angel"?

你在《天使的感動》中扮演誰？

- I was like a construction worker.

- 我就像一個建築工人。

I got that job on 9/11, 2001.

我在2001年9月11日得到了這份工作。

9/11 happens, we're in like a panic

9/11事件發生後，我們陷入了恐慌之中

and at like six o'clock that evening,

而在當晚六點多鐘。

my manager calls and is like, "Well, you got it."

我的經理打電話，是這樣的， "嗯，你得到了它。"

(laughing) And I was like,

(笑)我當時想，

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

She's like, "You booked it.

她說："你訂了。

You booked Touched By An Angel."

你預訂了《天使的感動》。"

And I was like, "Joan, what?" - Great?

我當時想，"瓊，什麼？"- 厲害嗎？

- She's like, "You're leaving tonight."

- 她說，"你今晚就走吧"

I was like, "No, they're not. I'm not.

我當時想，"不，他們不是。我不是。

What are you talking about?"

你在說什麼？"

My character's name in "Touched By An Angel"

我在《天使的感動》中的角色名字。

was . . . - Mi . . .

是. . .- 米 .. .

- Michael, Michael. - Mike Dorin to be precise.

- 邁克爾，邁克爾。- 準確的說是Mike Dorin

- Oh shit. - "That's Life."

- 哦，該死的。 - "這就是生活。- "這就是生活"

Who did you play in "That's Life"?

你在 "這就是生活 "中扮演誰？

- "That's Life."

- "這就是生活"

Is that the one with Paul Sorvino?

是和Paul Sorvino一起的那個嗎？

- You tell me. (laughs) - I played,

- 你告訴我(笑)--我玩了。

and Ellen Burstyn.

和Ellen Burstyn。

- Oh. - Come on,

- 哦，來吧！- 來吧。

the great Ellen Burstyn and Paul Sorino.

偉大的Ellen Burstyn和Paul Sorino。

I played a school mascot.

我扮演的是學校的吉祥物。

I played a chicken.

我扮演了一隻雞。

- Well, the chicken is credited as being "Sleazy Guy."

- 嗯，這隻雞被譽為 "懶人"。

- Oh my God. Why?

- 哦，我的天啊，為什麼？為什麼？

- What about "Lizzie McGuire"?

- 那 "麗茲-麥奎爾 "呢？

You were credited as- - Yeah, the director?

你的名字是--是的，導演？

- Director, see, that's the one

- 局長，你看，就是這個

you got. - Yeah, director.

你有。- 是啊，導演。

These are haunting. These are haunting.

這些都是令人難忘的。這些都是令人難忘的。

- "Six Feet Under"? - Art student.

- "六尺之下"？- 藝術生。

I was credited as a- - Hip student.

You were a hip student. - I was hip student, yep.

你是一個時髦的學生。- 我是時髦的學生，是的。

- What about "Charmed"? - Warlock.

- 那《魅力》呢？- 術士。

(laughs)

（笑）

That was like the beta test for like "Heroes," basically.

這就像測試像 "英雄"，基本上。

That was like the,

這就像。

it's like the precursor to Sylar.

就像塞勒的前奏一樣

- And, finally "Girls."

- 最後，"女孩"。

- Ace. - There you go.

- 王牌- 給你

That's a legit. - That's easy to remember.

這是一個合法的。- 這很容易記住。

That, um, (laughs) that I'm proud of.

這一點，嗯，（笑），我很自豪。

- I also love that we've been going so long

- 我也喜歡我們走了這麼久

that we're on our second orange.

我們是在我們的第二個橙色。

- We're gonna move on to another orange.

- 我們要去另一個橙子。

- Harold is very memorable character you play in

- 哈羅德是你在劇中非常難忘的角色

"Boys in the Band."

"樂隊裡的男孩"

Has a very memorable hairstyle

有一個非常令人難忘的髮型

and it continues your hair journey throughout your career

並在您的職業生涯中繼續您的頭髮之旅

of interesting hairstyles.

的有趣髮型。

- Yeah, it's true.

- 是的，這是真的。

- Which one of your modified looks over the years

- 這些年來，你的哪一個改裝造型

has affected your own personal life the most?

對你個人生活影響最大的是什麼？

- Yeah, shaving my eyebrows

- 是啊，剃了眉毛

for months on end when I'm doing a "Star Trek" movie

當我在拍 "星際迷航 "電影的時候，連續幾個月都在拍。

is certainly the most intrusive kind of like, you know,

當然是最侵入式的那種喜歡，你知道的。

burdensome alteration that I need to make,

我需要做的繁瑣的改動。

especially when you have eyebrows like this.

特別是當你有這樣的眉毛時。

And it's not even like I shave them all.

而且我也不是把它們都剃光了。

I shave like that much.

我颳了那麼多鬍子

So it looks like that.

所以看起來是這樣。

You know, when I walk around like that for five months

你知道，當我像這樣走來走去五個月的時候

or whatever it is

或什麼的

I always am like, I'm in a movie, what can I tell you?

我總是像，我在電影裡，我能告訴你什麼？

And by now I think people get it, you know?

到現在我想大家都明白了，你知道嗎？

But we'll see.

但我們會看到。

Who knows if I'll ever have to do that again.

誰也不知道我是否還需要這樣做。

- It is time to confide in each other secret truths.

- 現在是互相傾訴祕密真相的時候了。

This, Zach, is Quarantined Confessions.

扎克，這就是《隔離告白》。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- My name is actually Zachary Sexto.

- 我的名字實際上是扎卡里Sexto。

Quinto is fifth Spanish, sexto is sixth.

Quinto是第五種西班牙語，sexto是第六種。

- My toilet broke six weeks ago.

- 我的馬桶六週前壞了

I've been holding everything in ever since.

從此，我把一切都憋在心裡。

- My publicist told me I was going to be on "Hot Ones,"

- 我的公關告訴我，我將在 "熱戀中"。

where the fuck are the wings?

哪裡他媽的是翅膀？

- Sometimes I go to Starbucks and say my name is Dave

- 有時我去星巴克，說我叫戴夫。

because I'm a goddamn rebel.

因為我是一個該死的反叛者。

- My password to everything is Spock1234.

- 我的一切密碼是Spock1234。

Gross. (laughing)

毛。（笑）

- Some would you rather questions for you,

- 有些人寧願你的問題。

some provocative questions. - Love it.

一些挑釁性的問題。- 我愛它。

- Ready? - Love it, I love it.

- 準備好了嗎？- 我愛它，我愛它。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- Would you rather have permanent Spock eyebrows

- 你寧願要永久的斯波克眉毛嗎？

or no eyebrows at all?

還是根本沒有眉毛？

- No eyebrows at all.

- 完全沒有眉毛。

- Would you rather have dog breath

- 你寧願有狗口氣嗎？

for the rest of your life or never pet a dog again?

下半輩子還是再也不養狗了？

- (gasps) Oh God.

- 哦，上帝。

I mean, would I be able to like use tools

我的意思是，我是否能夠像使用工具

to control my dog breath?

來控制我的狗氣？

Like, can I brush my teeth?

比如，我可以刷牙嗎？

- It's so powerful that no toothpaste can control it.

- 它的威力很大，任何牙膏都無法控制它。

Sorry. - I would never not be able

對不起，我不知道- 我永遠不會不能夠

to pet a dog for the rest of my life.

撫摸狗的餘生。

So I'm gonna take dog breath for the rest of my life.

所以我下半輩子都要吸狗氣了。

- Fair enough.

- 很公平

We're gonna get the surgeons on it.

我們會讓外科醫生來處理的。

Would you, I know you like to play banjo.

你會嗎，我知道你喜歡彈班卓琴。

Would you rather have banjos instead of arms

你寧可要班卓琴，也不要軍火

or a banjo shaped body?

還是班卓琴形狀的琴身？

(laughing) - What?

什麼？

I mean I think I would need to have the banjo shaped body

我的意思是，我想我需要有班卓琴形狀的身體。

because you can't play a banjo with a banjo.

因為你不能用班卓琴彈奏班卓琴。

- Right, it'd be like clanking against each other.

- 對了，就像叮叮噹噹地對著對方。

Yeah, yeah. - My banjo there.

是啊，是啊。- 我的班卓琴在那裡。

- Oh, nice.

- 哦，不錯。

Would you rather legally change your name to Sylar Spock

你是否願意合法地把你的名字改成塞勒-斯波克？

or Frank Phartface?

還是Frank Phartface?

- I mean, I guess I have to say Sylar Spock,

- 我的意思是，我想我必須說塞勒・斯波克。

but like, that's- - Oh wow.

但就像，這是 哦，哇。

Oh, that's. - You think I'm gonna change

哦，那是。- 你認為我會改變

my name to Frank Phartface?

把我的名字改成弗蘭克-屁臉？

- Well, Phartface is with a "PH," it's not an "F."

- 好吧，Phartface是帶 "PH "的，不是 "F"。

- You didn't tell me that. - Yeah, yeah.

- 你沒有告訴我。- 是啊，是啊。

It's French. (laughing)

這是法國人。（笑）

This is the Dakota Johnson Memorial Question.

這是達科塔-約翰遜紀念題。

She posed this to me on previous episode.

她在上一集裡向我提出了這個問題。

Would you rather have a mouthful of bees

你寧願有一口蜜蜂嗎？

or one bee in your butt?

還是一隻蜜蜂在你的屁股上？

- In your butt or like, just like around your butt,

- 在你的屁股或喜歡，只是喜歡你的屁股周圍。

like in your butt crack?

像在你的屁股裂縫？

- I think it's inside of you.

- 我想這是你的內心。

- Inside your butt hole? (laughing)

- 在你的屁股洞裡？（笑）

I think I'm gonna see what it feels like

我想我要去看看那是什麼感覺。

to have a bee in my butt.

我的屁股裡有一隻蜜蜂。

Something tells me it's not gonna last long up there.

我有種感覺，它在上面不會持續很久。

Do you know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

- Over the years, have you gotten strange kind of,

- 這些年來，你有沒有得到奇怪的一種。

particularly strange requests, given like the sci-fi roles?

特別奇怪的要求，鑑於像科幻角色？

Like, do you get like the,

像，你得到像。

like oh, I would pay you a million dollars

像哦，我會付你一百萬美元

to officiate my wedding as Spock?

以斯波克的身份來主持我的婚禮？

- I would 100% do that, so please, please bring them.

- 我百分百會這麼做，所以請你，請你帶上他們。

I will do my own hair and makeup.

我會自己做頭髮和化妝。

I will go wherever you're getting married.

你要結婚的地方我都會去。

For a million dollars, are you kidding me?

一百萬美元，你在開玩笑嗎？

What do I have to lose?

我有什麼損失？

- It's not even a question it's like,

- 這甚至不是一個問題，它像。

- No! - It's like, uh, yeah.

- ぃ!- 這就像，呃，是的。

- I should start that business, actually.

- 其實，我應該開始做這個生意。

I should initiate that myself. (laughing)

我應該自己主動提出來。（笑）

- We have discovered so much about you today.

- 今天我們發現了你的很多事情。

I thought I knew everything there was

我以為我什麼都知道

to know about Zachary Quinto, but now I know

知道扎卡里-昆託的事，但現在我知道了。

that you love bees in your butt

你喜歡蜜蜂在你的屁股

and I know that you will perform weddings as Spock