- [Steve] "I have been the President

- [史蒂夫]"我已經是總統

for I don't know how many years

不知道多少年了

but out here with you, John and my personal chef,

但在這裡與你，約翰和我的私人廚師。

like, I am humbled.

喜歡，我很謙虛。

I'm just a biological entity on this planet

我只是這個星球上的一個生物實體。

just trying to co-habitat". (sneezing)

只是想共居"。（打噴嚏）

(epic music)

(史詩音樂)

(drumbeat booming)

（鼓聲轟鳴）

- Hello, I'm Katie Nolan

- 你好，我是凱蒂-諾蘭

and today I'm gonna tell you about how Teddy Roosevelt

今天我要告訴你關於泰迪-羅斯福是如何

saved the sport of football.

拯救了足球運動。

I put the word "sport" in- - Right.

我把 "運動 "這個詞放進了...

in case people didn't know.

以防大家不知道。

- They still might think it's soccer

- 他們還以為是足球呢

but we'll clear that up.

但我們會澄清這一點。

- (beep) them if that's what they think. (laughing)

- （嗶）他們，如果這就是他們的想法。（笑）

(upbeat band music)

(歡快的樂隊音樂)

Our story begins late 1890's

我們的故事始於19世紀90年代末

when football was just a college game

當足球只是一個大學的遊戲

and there was no forward passing,

而且沒有前傳。

just dudes who would smash their bodies

只是花花公子誰願意砸他們的身體

into each others bodies, (hands slapping)

進入對方的身體，（手掌）。

and then, so, in 19, nope, (ominous music)

然後，所以，在19，不，（不祥的音樂）。

1894 there was this annual game between Harvard and Yale

1894年，哈佛和耶魯之間有一場年度比賽

that was so violent it was called

轟轟烈烈

"Bloodbath at Hampden Park"

"漢普頓公園血案"

because it was just massacre.

因為這只是屠殺。

Seven people were carted off the field

七人被抬出場外

with "dying injuries".

以 "垂死之傷"。

Yale won the game and so they were so excited in their win

耶魯大學贏得了比賽，所以他們在贏的時候非常興奮。

they just started punching people.

他們剛開始打人。

They were like, "Oh, my God, we won that game!

他們就像，"哦，我的上帝，我們贏了那場比賽！"。

Like it was really hard to watch but we crushed them!

好像真的很難看，但我們碾壓了他們!

Literally and also subject, object,"...

從字面上看，也是主體、客體"......。

What?

什麼？

What's the opposite of literally?

與字面意思相反的是什麼？

- [Derek] Figuratively?

- [德里克]象徵性地？

- [Katie] Thank you!

- [凱蒂]謝謝你！

"Literally and figuratively, we crushed those guys!"

"無論從字面上還是從形象上，我們都碾壓了那些傢伙！"

The Harvard fans were like,

哈佛大學的球迷就像。

"I wanna go home and cry and also invent Facebook".

"我想回家哭，也想發明Facebook"。

(bell chiming)

（鐘聲）

(Derek laughing) (hand slapping)

(Derek笑) (手掌)

(laughing) And that game was sort of the catalyst

那場比賽也是一種催化劑。

for people realizing

為人們認識到

"Hey, maybe, um, football is, like, not good

"嘿，也許，嗯，足球是，喜歡，不好的

because people are dying in a large sum every year?"

因為每年都有大量的人死亡？"

So, enter Teddy Roosevelt (contemplative music)

所以，進入泰迪-羅斯福（沉思音樂）。

who was a huge football fan.

誰是一個巨大的足球迷。

Like, he loved anything brutally manly

就像，他喜歡任何殘忍的男人的東西

so football to Teddy was, like, what America was about

所以橄欖球對泰迪來說，就像美國的意義一樣。

and so when they banned that game between Harvard and Yale

所以當他們禁止了哈佛和耶魯之間的比賽時...

he was like, "Excuse me, no!

他就像，"對不起，不！"。

Bring that game back, we love that game,

把那個遊戲帶回來，我們喜歡那個遊戲。

it means a lot to us as people.

這對我們這些人來說意義重大。

It's been two years, I can't live without it anymore."

已經兩年了，我已經離不開它了。"

Which is how I felt about sex in college.

這就是我在大學裡對性的感覺。

- (laughing)

- （笑）

- [Katie] So, like, Teddy Roosevelt's son,

- 所以，像泰迪・羅斯福的兒子。

Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., (ominous music)

西奧多-羅斯福(Theodore Roosevelt, Jr.)(不祥的音樂)

joins the Harvard freshman football team.

加入哈佛大學新生橄欖球隊。

His first game, the other team targeted him

他的第一場比賽，對方就針對他

because he's the President's son

因為他是總統的兒子

and, (imitates glass breaking) nose broken, like right away,

和，（模仿玻璃破碎）鼻子破了，像馬上。

put a huge gash on his face.

在他的臉上劃出一道巨大的傷口。

So, Teddy Roosevelt decided that,

所以，泰迪-羅斯福決定，。

"Football's fantastic but maybe a little bit too violent.

"足球很精彩，但可能有點太暴力了。

Like, maybe we could calm it down"

就像，也許我們可以冷靜下來"

and, you know, in his spare time he was President

而且，你知道，在他的業餘時間，他是總統。

so he ended the Russo-Japanese War

於是，他結束了日俄戰爭。

and then was like, "I'm also gonna fix,

然後是這樣的，"我也要去解決。

I'm gonna save football".

我要拯救足球"。

So, anyway, what was I talking about?

所以，無論如何，我在說什麼？

- [Derek] Uh, Teddy Roosevelt?

- 呃，泰迪-羅斯福?

- So Teddy Roosevelt called this meeting

- 所以泰迪-羅斯福召開了這次會議。

with the heads of the college football powerhouses

與大學橄欖球強國的頭頭們

and he was like, (quiet music)

他很喜歡，（安靜的音樂）

"Look, guys, football, pretty violent, right?

"你們看，足球，很暴力吧？

Like, love the sport, doing a great job,

喜歡，喜歡這項運動，做得很好。

let's not kill so many people"

不要殺那麼多人

and so the head coach of Yale, Walter Camp,

耶魯大學的主教練沃爾特-坎普也是如此。

who's known as the Father of American Football was like,

被稱為美式足球之父的人就像。

"Um, don't talk about my sport that way.

"嗯，不要這樣說我的運動。

I made this sport and we're not gonna change it.

我創造了這項運動，我們不會改變它。

Like, football is football, suck it, bro."

就像，足球就是足球，吸吧，兄弟。"

and so the President was like,

所以總統就像。

"Well, this guy just told me to 'Suck it, bro'

"好吧，這傢伙只是告訴我'吸吧，兄弟'。

so I think the meeting over, the meeting is adjourned.

所以我認為會議結束了，會議休會。

I think the meeting is adjourned"

我想現在散會。"

and so they didn't come to any sort of agreement

所以他們沒有達成任何協議。

and at the end of that season

而在那一季結束時

the newsboys were like, (serious music)

報童們都喜歡， （嚴重的音樂），

"Extra, extra, read all about it, 18 deaths!"

"番外，番外，全看了，死了18人！"

I was gonna say "serious deaths"! (laughing)

我本來想說 "嚴重死亡"！（笑）

(hand slapping)

（手掌）

There are deaths that are, like, "Meh".

有的死亡，就像，"呵"。

It's kinda funny. (laughing)

這是挺有趣的。（笑）

"18 deaths and 159 fatalities (serious music)

"18人死亡，159人死亡(嚴肅音樂)

shit, fatalities means deaths.

媽的，死亡意味著死亡。

18 deaths and 159 super serious injuries from football,

18人死於足球，159人超重傷。

happening now, exclamation point, end quote,

發生現在，感嘆號，結束語。

read about it or don't"

讀與不讀

so Teddy invited everybody back and he's like,

所以泰迪邀請大家回來，他的樣子，

"Hey, y'all, all this stuff just happened.

"嘿，你們，這些事情都是剛剛發生的。

Walter Camp, I see you raising your hand,

沃爾特-坎普，我看到你在舉手。

I don't acknowledge you, we have to change your sport.

我不承認你，我們必須改變你的運動。

I get that it's your baby

我知道這是你的孩子

but sometimes your baby sucks!

但有時你的孩子很爛！

If you give birth to a baby and you're like,

如果你生了個孩子，你就像。

'Do whatever the (beep) you want'

'隨心所欲'。

it's gonna punch people and people are gonna die.

它會打人，人們會死。

Your baby needs to be raised properly

你的寶寶需要好好養育

in a decent home and the decent home is,

在一個體面的家，體面的家是。

let's make some new rules.

讓我們制定一些新的規則。

(contemplative music)

(沉思曲)

So, like, what if, crazy thought,

所以，喜歡，如果，瘋狂的想法。

what if we make first down,

如果我們做第一攻，

instead of five yards, make it ten"

"不要五碼，要十碼"

and then he was like,

然後他就像，

"What if you took a ball and you threw it

"如果你拿著一個球，然後你把它扔出去

instead on only just being able to shove into each other

而不是隻顧著互相推搡。

to move down the field?

要往下走？

Wouldn't that be wild?"

那不是很狂野嗎？"

And people were like, "Wait, you wanna throw a ball?"

人們都說，"等等，你想扔球嗎？"

"Like, yeah, that's why balls were invented, to be thrown".

"就像，是啊，所以才發明了球，用來扔的"。

Walter Campbell's like, "Okay, fine"

沃爾特-坎貝爾說："好吧，好吧"

and so, basically, after that meeting

所以，基本上，在那次會議之後

there was like a national standard for what football was

有像一個國家標準什麼足球是

and it was great (upbeat music)

妙不可言

and it was all great because of Teddy Roosevelt

而這一切都因為泰迪-羅斯福而偉大

(flashbulb exploding)

（閃光彈爆炸）

and, like, nobody knows that.

而且，像，沒有人知道，

They just think, "Teddy Roosevelt, oh, President"

他們只是想，"泰迪-羅斯福，哦，總統"

or, actually now-a-days they go,

或者說，其實現在的他們已經走了。

"Teddy Roosevelt, oh, you mean Franklin?"

"泰迪-羅斯福，哦，你是說富蘭克林？"

because we're young and dumb

因為我們年少無知

and nobody reads a goddamned book anymore!

沒有人再看該死的書了！

- [Derek] Cheers. (upbeat music)

- [德里克] 乾杯。（歡快的音樂）

(glasses clinking) - (laughing)

（眼鏡叮噹） - （笑）。

(drumbeat booming)

（鼓聲轟鳴）

- Hello, my is Steve Berg

- 你好，我是史蒂夫-伯格

and today we're gonna be discussing Teddy Roosevelt

今天我們要討論的是泰迪-羅斯福。

and John Muir and how the National Park System

和約翰-穆爾，以及國家公園系統如何。

became to be. (Derek laughing)

變成了(Derek笑)

So, it is the early 1870's (ominous music)

所以，這是19世紀70年代初（不祥的音樂）。

and no one is watching out

無人問津

for the natural wonders that we have in the United States.

為我們在美國擁有的自然奇觀。

So, these rich industrialists are chopping down trees

所以，這些有錢的實業家都在砍樹了

and mining everything out of it.

並從中挖掘出一切。

They're like, "We hate nature! (fingers snapping)

他們就像，"我們討厭大自然！（手指啪啪啪）

Money, money, money! (fingers snapping)

錢，錢，錢！（手指啪啪啪）

(hand slapping)

（手掌）

Kill all the animals!

殺死所有的動物！

Put the blood on our face

把血塗在我們的臉上

and put pentagrams on

綴上五角星

and dance around and do weird shit!"

和跳舞，做奇怪的事情！"

(Derek laughing) (ice in glass clinking)

(Derek笑) (玻璃杯裡的冰塊叮噹聲)

So, then there was a guy named John Muir

所以，後來有一個叫約翰-穆爾的人。

(inspirational music)

(鼓舞人心的音樂)

and he is living out in the middle of nowhere,

而他卻住在荒郊野外。

he's loving it!

他很喜歡它！

He's like, "Oh, my God, look at the trees!

他說："哦，我的上帝，看那些樹！

Look at all the flora, the fauna! (breath inhaling)"

看看這些花花草草，動植物!（吸氣）"

and he is hearing about

而他聽到的是

all the atrocities going on (ominous music)

萬馬奔騰

and he's like, "You know what, man,

他的樣子，"你知道嗎，男人，

I am Hippy Granola OG Number One

我是嬉皮士格蘭諾拉OG第一人

and that shit ain't gonna fly, okay?"

和狗屎是不是要去飛，好嗎？"

So, John Muir, who has got a gift for the English language,

所以，約翰-穆爾，他對英語有天賦。

starts writing these eloquent, poetic articles

開始寫這些雄辯的，詩意的文章。

saying, like, "People of America,

說，像，"美國人民，

we have all this natural beauty but the Elite

我們有這麼多的自然美景，但精英

just wanna fuck it up for the rest of us".

只是想他媽的它為我們其餘的人"。

God damn, I spilled top shelf bourbon all over my unit.

該死的，我把頂級的波本威士忌灑得滿地都是。

(Derek laughing)

(Derek笑)

It's damp down there. (Derek laughing)

下面很潮溼(Derek笑)

So, John Muir (inspirational music)

所以，約翰-穆爾(勵志音樂)

knew what he was expressing

他知道自己在表達什麼

was hitting some people

是打一些人

but he didn't know it was hitting

但他不知道這是在打。

the El Presidente of the United States-e,

美國總統e。

a President I like to call Teddy Roosevelt.

我喜歡叫他泰迪-羅斯福總統

So, Teddy reads it and he's like,

所以，泰迪讀它，他的樣子，

"Damn, he's really moving me

"媽的，他真的讓我很感動

and he keeps on talking about this place

他一直在說這個地方

called Yosemite in California.

叫做加州的優勝美地。

I want to check out Yosemite for myself

我想親自去優勝美地看看。

and I want John Muir to be my guide".

我想讓約翰-穆爾做我的嚮導"。

So, T. R. arrives there with this huge entourage, right?

所以，T. R. 帶著龐大的隨行人員到達那裡，對嗎？

Teddy says to John Muir, (whimsical music)

泰迪對約翰-穆爾說，（異想天開的音樂）。

"Hey, man, I'm feeling a little bit like a rascal, okay?

"喂，哥們，我感覺有點像流氓好嗎？

(Derek laughing)

(Derek笑)

What if you, me and my personal chef

如果你，我和我的私人廚師

went into the forest and camped for three days

入林安營紮寨三天。

and we didn't let anyone know about it?"

我們卻沒有讓任何人知道？"

and John's like, "T.R., you know I'm down".

和約翰的一樣，"T. R. ，你知道我下來"。

So, they get away from the group

所以，他們離開了這群人

and go out on a sojourn into the wilderness.

併到野外去遊玩。

(inspirational music)

(鼓舞人心的音樂)

It's wonder and wildlife

這是奇蹟和野生動物

and John is showing him all the flora and the fauna

約翰向他展示了所有的植物群和動物群。

and they are having the time of their life,

他們正享受著生命中的時光。

just two guys with a personal chef

只有兩個人和一個私人廚師

out in the middle of nowhere getting into it, man.

在中間的地方進入它，男人。

- That's so cool.

- 太酷了

- [Steve] Yeah!

- [史蒂夫]是啊！

So, the next night the President says,

所以，第二天晚上，主席說。

"John, if I may ask, how do you love nature so much?"

"約翰，如果我可以問一下，你怎麼會如此熱愛大自然？"

"Well, Mr. President, (somber music)

"好吧，總統先生，（陰鬱的音樂）。

I had a high risk job,

我有一份高風險的工作。

I got into a accident and it blinded me temporarily

我出了點意外，暫時失明瞭。

and then, all of a sudden,

然後，突然間，

I could see (inspirational music)

我可以看到（勵志音樂

but what I was seeing was not like it was before.

但我看到的和以前不一樣。

I am seeing a world before me

我看到了眼前的世界

that is beautiful, that is fucking bursting with nature

那是美麗的，那是他媽的爆裂的性質

and I walked from Indiana to Florida

我從印第安納走到佛羅里達

and sketched every fucking plant, every animal.

描繪了每一個他媽的植物，每一個動物。

I was just sketching beavers , man, sketching beavers.

我只是在畫海狸，夥計，畫海狸。

It was magical

真是太神奇了

and I had never felt the world the same way".

而我從未以同樣的方式感受過這個世界"。

(breath inhaling)

（吸氣）

Um, where were we, I'm sorry?

嗯，我們說到哪裡了，對不起？

- [Derek] We're camping.

- 我們在露營。

- So, we're camping (Derek laughing)

- 所以，我們在露營（德里克笑）

and the third night it starts to snow and John Muir's like,

第三天晚上開始下雪，約翰・穆爾就像，

"Uh, shit, it's getting pretty cold out here, man,

"呃，媽的，外面越來越冷了，夥計。

and I got the President!"

而我得到了總統！"

and the President's like, "John!

和總統的一樣，"約翰！"。

John, John, John, John, we're okay,

約翰，約翰，約翰，約翰，約翰，我們沒事。

I have broughten 40 blankets".

我帶了40條毛毯"。

40.

40.

He brought 40 blankets! (laughing)

他帶了40條毛毯！（笑）

"What a weirdo, man".

"真是個怪人，夥計"。

So, they're warm, maybe too warm, potentially

所以，他們是溫暖的，也許太溫暖了，潛在的

and Teddy's like, "I've been the President

和泰迪的一樣，"我一直是總統。

for I don't know how many years

不知道多少年了

but out here with you, John, and my personal chef,

但在這裡，你，約翰，和我的私人廚師。

like, I am humbled.

喜歡，我很謙虛。

I'm just a biological entity on this planet

我只是這個星球上的一個生物實體。

just trying to co-habitat. (sneezing)"

只是想共居。（打噴嚏）"

(sneezing) - Uh oh.

呃，哦。

(sneezing) Oh!

（打噴嚏）哦！

Every time it's windy I get a, (snorting)

每當颳風的時候，我就會有一個，（吸氣）。

a real bad allergies.

一個真正糟糕的過敏症。

- You're doing a really great job.

- 你做得很好

- [Steve] Hey, thanks.

- [史蒂夫]嘿，謝謝。

Man, I feel, I'm having fun-fun.

夥計，我覺得，我很開心，很開心。

- Thanks for the fire, by the way.

- 對了，謝謝你的火。

- Oh, shit, she's in embers now.

- 哦，媽的，她現在在燃燒。

- (laughing) No, she good.