Name: 最好的泰迪-羅斯福--醉酒史。 (The Best of Teddy Roosevelt - Drunk History)
Uploaded: 2021-02-04T19:21:18.000Z
Duration: 18 min 51 s

but out here with you, John and my personal chef,

但在這裡與你，約翰和我的私人廚師。

I'm just a biological entity on this planet

我只是這個星球上的一個生物實體。

and today I'm gonna tell you about how Teddy Roosevelt

今天我要告訴你關於泰迪-羅斯福是如何

- (beep) them if that's what they think. (laughing)

- （嗶）他們，如果這就是他們的想法。（笑）

只是花花公子誰願意砸他們的身體

into each others bodies, (hands slapping)

and then, so, in 19, nope, (ominous music)

然後，所以，在19，不，（不祥的音樂）。

1894 there was this annual game between Harvard and Yale

1894年，哈佛和耶魯之間有一場年度比賽

Yale won the game and so they were so excited in their win

耶魯大學贏得了比賽，所以他們在贏的時候非常興奮。

They were like, "Oh, my God, we won that game!

他們就像，"哦，我的上帝，我們贏了那場比賽！"。

Like it was really hard to watch but we crushed them!

好像真的很難看，但我們碾壓了他們!

從字面上看，也是主體、客體"......。

"Literally and figuratively, we crushed those guys!"

"無論從字面上還是從形象上，我們都碾壓了那些傢伙！"

"I wanna go home and cry and also invent Facebook".

"我想回家哭，也想發明Facebook"。

(laughing) And that game was sort of the catalyst

"Hey, maybe, um, football is, like, not good

"嘿，也許，嗯，足球是，喜歡，不好的

because people are dying in a large sum every year?"

So, enter Teddy Roosevelt (contemplative music)

所以，進入泰迪-羅斯福（沉思音樂）。

就像，他喜歡任何殘忍的男人的東西

so football to Teddy was, like, what America was about

所以橄欖球對泰迪來說，就像美國的意義一樣。

and so when they banned that game between Harvard and Yale

所以當他們禁止了哈佛和耶魯之間的比賽時...

把那個遊戲帶回來，我們喜歡那個遊戲。

這對我們這些人來說意義重大。

It's been two years, I can't live without it anymore."

已經兩年了，我已經離不開它了。"

Which is how I felt about sex in college.

這就是我在大學裡對性的感覺。

- [Katie] So, like, Teddy Roosevelt's son,

- 所以，像泰迪・羅斯福的兒子。

西奧多-羅斯福(Theodore Roosevelt, Jr.)(不祥的音樂)

joins the Harvard freshman football team.

His first game, the other team targeted him

他的第一場比賽，對方就針對他

and, (imitates glass breaking) nose broken, like right away,

和，（模仿玻璃破碎）鼻子破了，像馬上。

在他的臉上劃出一道巨大的傷口。

"Football's fantastic but maybe a little bit too violent.

"足球很精彩，但可能有點太暴力了。

and, you know, in his spare time he was President

而且，你知道，在他的業餘時間，他是總統。

然後是這樣的，"我也要去解決。

所以，無論如何，我在說什麼？

- 所以泰迪-羅斯福召開了這次會議。

with the heads of the college football powerhouses

"Look, guys, football, pretty violent, right?

喜歡，喜歡這項運動，做得很好。

and so the head coach of Yale, Walter Camp,

耶魯大學的主教練沃爾特-坎普也是如此。

who's known as the Father of American Football was like,

被稱為美式足球之父的人就像。

I made this sport and we're not gonna change it.

我創造了這項運動，我們不會改變它。

Like, football is football, suck it, bro."

就像，足球就是足球，吸吧，兄弟。"

"Well, this guy just told me to 'Suck it, bro'

"好吧，這傢伙只是告訴我'吸吧，兄弟'。

so I think the meeting over, the meeting is adjourned.

所以我認為會議結束了，會議休會。

and so they didn't come to any sort of agreement

報童們都喜歡， （嚴重的音樂），

"Extra, extra, read all about it, 18 deaths!"

"番外，番外，全看了，死了18人！"

I was gonna say "serious deaths"! (laughing)

我本來想說 "嚴重死亡"！（笑）

"18 deaths and 159 fatalities (serious music)

"18人死亡，159人死亡(嚴肅音樂)

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最好的泰迪-羅斯福--醉酒史。 (The Best of Teddy Roosevelt - Drunk History)

literally

decent

crush

suck