Twitter is straight up drama.

微博上直接是劇透。

There's nobody better suited to explain everyone's tweets than Kendrick Perkins himself.

沒有人比肯德里克-帕金斯本人更適合解釋大家的推特了。

Without further ado, Welcome to Master Perk Theater.

話不多說，歡迎來到大師級佩克影院。

What's going on, My good people Welcome Toe Master particular Episode three Let's get this thing rolling today.

怎麼了，我的好朋友們，歡迎腳趾大師特別篇三，今天我們就把這件事給辦了。

I'm starting with mine say bro at Riel Deal Bill 23.

我從我的說兄弟開始，在瑞爾交易法案23。

That's Bradley Bill, By the way, you have been loyal to the Wizards long enough.

那是布拉德利-比爾，順便說一句，你對奇才隊的忠誠度已經夠高了。

It's time, my brother really toe and look, I'm so serious.

是時候了，我哥真是趾高氣揚，看，我這麼認真。

You have been loyal to this organization.

你對這個組織一直很忠誠。

You have gave them everything that you had.

你已經給了他們你的一切。

You are averaging 35 points a game, and they're not returning the favor.

你平均每場35分，他們卻沒有還手之力。

It's almost like being in a bad relationship.

這幾乎就像在一個糟糕的關係。

But you just keep pouring your heart out, giving all your love and not getting anything in return.

但你就是一直在傾注自己的心血，付出所有的愛，卻沒有得到任何回報。

It's time for you, Bradley Bill, to demand the trade.

是時候讓你，布拉德利-比爾，要求交易了。 It's time for you, Bradley Bill, to demand the trade.

Moving on to UFC, the diamond dust in poor E eight crown meat Now crown you.

轉戰UFC，鑽石塵在可憐的E八冠肉現在冠你。

Now that's one fight and you beat up Connor McGregor.

這才打了一場，你就把康納-麥格雷戈打得落花流水。

He was already washed up.

他已經被洗劫一空了。

He just talked a lot of noise.

他只是說了很多噪音。

You gotta win more than one fight to talk about Crown Me now.

你得贏了不止一場比賽才能談論 "皇冠我"。

We ain't going for that carry on.

我們不打算為那個隨身攜帶。

Next up, Kevin Hart Walking like a talkie, walking like I talk.

下一個，凱文-哈特走起路來像個話癆，走起路來像我說話。

You walking like I talk it hashtag gym flow.

你走的像我說的一樣，它的標籤是健身流。

You talk a lot.

你說了很多。

I tell you that much.

我告訴你這麼多。

Yeah, You talk a lot, but you ain't walking too far with them little short legs.

是啊，你說了很多，但你的小短腿走不了太遠。

I get it.

我明白了。

You feeling yourself?

你覺得你自己？

You probably was in the gym listening to music.

你可能是在健身房聽音樂。

But you ain't taking no long strides.

但你並沒有大步流星地前進

No.

不知道

Well, so don't even put walking it like you talking because your mouth big, but your legs is short.

好了，所以不要連走路都像你說話，因為你的嘴大，但你的腿短。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Next up, one of my favorites, Mark Cuban, I gotta say, I love love.

接下來是我最喜歡的一個人，馬克-庫班，我得說，我愛愛。

What is going on with hashtag Wall Street bets All of those years of high frequency traders from running retail traders.

華爾街賭局的標籤是怎麼回事 那些年高頻交易員從跑散戶。

Now, speed and density of information and retail trading is given the little guy edge.

現在，速度和資訊密度以及散戶交易都給了小人物優勢。

Even my 11 year old traded with them and made dollars.

連我11歲的孩子都和他們交易，賺了美元。

Mark Cuban, I love you to death, but I don't know what the hell you talking about on this tweet.

馬克-庫班 我愛死你了 但我不知道你在這條推特上說的是什麼鬼話。

And I'm just gonna be honest.

而我只是要去說實話。

I don't even know what you're talking about.

我甚至不知道你在說什麼。

Next up, Alex Caruso.

下一個是亞歷克斯-卡魯索

100% fact, LeBron James is good at basketball.

100%的事實，勒布朗-詹姆斯擅長籃球。

Hashtag Lakers win hashtag lake show.

標籤湖人隊贏得了標籤湖秀。

Tell us something we don't know, Alex.

告訴我們一些我們不知道的事情，亞歷克斯。

We already know that.

我們已經知道了。

And look, we know that he is not only good, he's great.

你看，我們知道他不僅是好的，他是偉大的。

And look, if you're gonna promote anything, especially when it has to do with LeBron James, please don't disrespect King James by putting good.

聽著，如果你要宣傳任何東西，尤其是當它與勒布朗-詹姆斯有關時，請不要不尊重詹姆斯國王，把好。

Always put great.

總是把大。

You see the hashtags he put under his captions on social media Strive for greatness, not strive for goodness.

你看他在社交媒體上標題下的標籤 追求偉大，不追求美好。

My God.

我的天啊

Come on, Alex.

來吧，亞歷克斯。

You gotta be better.

你要做得更好

Thank you for watching this episode of Master per theater.

感謝您收看本期《師父每影院》。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Thanks for watching ESPN on YouTube for live streaming sports and premium content.

感謝您在YouTube上觀看ESPN的體育直播和優質內容。

Subscribe to ESPN, plus.

訂閱ESPN，加。